Zoo Replaces Dead Polar Bears With Animatronic Ones, Shatters Dreams
What's the story, Missouri? All the rest of the states enjoy technology. We surf on the Facebook, and send the textings, and play 'The World of the Warcraft,' and so forth. And you know what? We have fun with it. But you -- you, Missouri -- you have to go and pee on our parade, don't you? You have to take technology and make it evil.
Well, Mizzou, we've had enough. We don't know what's more ...
We're all pretty comfortable with the idea of online dating for humans, but mating sites for zoo creatures might be a bit much for even us to swallow. Zoos have long kept what they call studbooks, printed indexes of animals ready for mating, but as with everything else in this world, studbooks are starting to go digital. Ed Diebold, director of animal collections at Riverbanks Zoo, explains (to ...








