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Saucy Comedy About a Boy Who Likes Zelda (Mature Audiences Only)


Look we all know that as a small child you fantasized about that blob of pixels that was supposed to be the princess, but did someone really need to make a show about it? Apparently so. A new Web-only comedy series called 'The Legend of Neil' celebrates everyone's favorite top down action/role playing game ('The Legend of Zelda' in case you hadn't figured it out by now) by following the tale of Neil from Trenton, NJ. Neil gets himself sucked into the game, 'Tron' style, after doing some unspeakable things to himself while playing the game.

The series can be found on the Comedy Central-backed Atom TV, and should strike a chord with those of you old enough to remember when the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) was cutting edge. Just be warned that the above video (and many others on Atom TV) are for mature audiences only.

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Modder Builds Portable Version of Super Nintendo Entertainment System



Yearning for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo 16-bit glory days of console-based video gaming? Brian Henderson modified the guts of a Super Nintendo (SNES) system to run in a handheld plastic shell complete with speakers, AV out, a 5-inch display and a "Player 2" port for multi-player fun.

The only downside seems to be that the "SNESp" requires the physical SNES game cartridge. There aren't any plans for production, but we can't help thinking way back to the early '90s and afternoons spent playing classics like the original Mario Kart, Super Metroid, Super Mario World and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.


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'Zelda' Spoof Exposes Link as a Pervert!


If you don't watch 'Robot Chicken' on Cartoon Network, here's a quick primer: Actor Seth Green (of 'Austin Powers' fame) and friends film lightning-fast pop-culture spoofs using toy action figures and stop-frame animation ala Gumby. Nothing is sacred and nearly everything is ingenious.

This skit from the latest episode takes aim at the legendary Nintendo game, 'The Legend of Zelda' and reveals that our hero Link's mission to save the princess isn't as noble as he'd have you believe. Oh, and the princess is no princess, either.

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Nintendo's Zelda Named "Best Game Ever"

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While we may think that claims of the Wii being the best thing ever are a bit exaggerated, it's hard to argue with results from a new poll by 'Edge' magazine that found 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' is the best game of all time, beating out other great titles like 'Resident Evil 4' and 'Tetris.' The 10 year-old classic was first released for the Nintendo 64 system but has maintained a strong following among fans. It has also seen re-release on both the Nintendo GameCube and Wii.

Impressively, Nintendo claimed six spots in the top ten.

In other Zelda news, Nintendo has announced that 'The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass' for Nintendo's portable DS will be released on October first in the US. The game is a follow-up to the cell-shaded GameCube entry, 'Windwaker.'

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Zelda Rescued in 5:39




If you're like us, you got hooked on the Wii's 'The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess' and had to play it through to completion, even if it took you 50-odd hours to do so. That's not good enough for speed gamer Daniel Hart, who completed the game in just five hours and 39 minutes. That's with no cheats and no hacks -- just straight-up Wiimote proficiency and an awful lot of practice. You can check out part one of the (admittedly not quite enthralling) video above, then head to the Speed Demos Archive site for the rest. Just don't blame us if you ruin the ending for yourself!

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Nintendo's Fashion Runway Show


Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Dolce & Gabbana. These are the names that immediately come to mind when one thinks of legendary Italian couture. And you can now add Mario and Luigi to that distinguished list. The fashion world has been abuzz since the pair debuted its new line of Nintendo-themed t-shirts, hats, backpacks and other apparel at a recent runway show in the Nintendo World Store in New York's Rockefeller Center.

You want the truth? It was actually Nintendo putting on the show, and not two fictional video-game characters. And, well, it's a pretty safe bet to assume that the fashion world failed to acknowledge the event. Still, this isn't your run-of-the-mill, crappy corporate propaganda -- these clothes definitely have style. Check them out for yourself in the gallery below.

SPOILER ALERT! This gallery contains photos of a pale, overweight gentleman in 'Super Mario Bros.' underwear. You've been warned.

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Last night in Los Angeles, a line extended down the street outside of Gallery 1988 as enthusiasts of art, classic video games and free booze waited to check out the opening of this year's I Am 8-Bit art opening. The diverse lineup of artwork (over 200 pieces by more than 100 artists) was fueled by gamer nostalgia, with all of the work inspired by old-school video games. Mario and Luigi drinking moonshine? Check. The Frog from 'Frogger' now on crutches as a result of being hit by multiple cars? Check. Link and Princess Zelda goofing off in a photo booth? Check.

Other highlights included performances by nerdcore bands ComputeHer and 8 Bit Weapon, a mammoth five-and-a-half foot Atari controller hooked up to games being projected on a wall outside, and a surprising number of living, breathing women (generally a rarity at video game-related events).

Get your art collector on at 1988 Gallery, and find more info at I Am 8-bit.

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    When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.

     

    Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
    In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.

     

    Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
    Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.

     

    Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
    Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.

     

    17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
    When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.

     

    Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
    Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."

     

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