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Worst of CES: Cell-Mate



For every hit to be found at CES, there are at least a half dozen failures. But there is perhaps no greater miss than the lowly, pathetic Cell-Mate.

This headgear-looking contraption is really just a piece of metal and velcro that keeps your cell phone near your ear for as long as you want. Designed to compete with Bluetooth and other hands-free options in terms of cost and reception quality, it's possibly the single most embarrassing-looking contraption we've seen in years. On top of that, did anyone over at Cell-Mate HQ think it just might be bad for people to have a cell phone clipped to their heads for prolonged amounts of time? If not, they should Google "cell phones and cancer" and get back to us.

Still, for the laugh factor, it's pretty classic. Way to go, Cell-Mate. [From: Gearlog]

Video Games, Top Lists, TV

TV Shows That Made For Really Bad Games

Worst Video Games Based on TV Shows
Licensing TV and movie properties to make video games is one the great and tragic pastimes of game studios desperate to make a quick buck. Games based on movies and TV are notoriously bad, but some reach levels of awfulness that must be seen to be believed. Games such as the one based on "Jackass" are so terrible that playing them for more than two minutes at a time is considered dangerous by the surgeon general.

And if you thought that these games were bad just cause of terrible execution, you are dead wrong. Some games we can't even figure out why they were made. Did "American Idol" or "Survivor" really need a virtual version that anyone could take part in? And what exactly are you supposed to do in a "Pimp My Ride" game?

Of course, despite the horrible quality of most of these games, gawking at and discussing them is just so much fun, which is why we're enjoying Asylum's round-up of said terrible tv-show-based games. Check it out. [Source: Asylum]

Video Games

Worst Movie-Based Games Ever





Recapping some of the worst moments in interactive entertainment, Wired has rounded together a feature on the worst movie-licensed games in the medium's history.

The lowest of many lowlights include Namco's 1987 version of Star Wars ("a mundane side-scrolling game in which Luke hacks away at enemies with his lightsaber and dies a lot"), to the epically named and shoddily designed Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game (based on the movie starring Raul Julia). Other past and present non-classics include such gems as Total Recall, and Shiny's Enter the Matrix (an example of "the backlash that results when these massively hyped projects turn out to be just as crappy as their predecessors," i.e. other licensed games).

And the biggest loser of all? No surprise there: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. Says Wired's Chris Kohler:

There are many urban legends about E.T., and all of them are true. Atari manufactured 4 million copies of the game and found itself stuck with 2.5 million leftovers, which it buried in a New Mexico landfill. But E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial remains one of the best-selling Atari 2600 games of all time, proving the old adage that people will, in fact, buy any videogame with a movie license on the cover, no matter how terrible. [Source: Wired.com]

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