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Senior Citizen Sexting on the Rise

Troubling instances of teen sexting have been all over the news as of late, with randy kids and their sexy messages and photographs often leading to public derision, expulsion, and sometimes even arrest. Thankfully, the disturbing trend among the nation's youth seems to be nearing an end.

The primary reason? Because it looks like old people are getting into it. We know (gag), and we're sorry, but the American Association of Retired People (AARP) Web site recently posted a story that details the growing popularity of raunchy text exchanges among senior citizens. (Hopefully its exaggerating.) One man named Roger (His last name was apparently withheld to prevent his grandchildren from jabbing pencils into their eyes and ears.) told the AARP, "I'll say, 'You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts.' The next thing you know, you'll get a picture of a breast." Shudder.

So, the next time you see Grandma sheepishly grinning as she checks her cell, don't even try to wipe the memory of this indelible story from your brain. It will, unfortunately, be permanently seared into your subconscious. Again, our apologies. [From: AARP via Tech Radar and Gawker]

Cell Phones

Wanted Thief Texts Mugshot to Local Paper, Old Pic Too Ugly

Fugitives, take note. If you're disgruntled over that unflattering mugshot, follow Matthew Maynard's lead and send in one of your own.

Last Monday, the 23-year-old Welshman took cheekiness to the next level by texting The Evening Post a shot of himself, posing in front of a police van and dressed in matching neon yellow trousers. Maynard, wanted in conjunction with a burglary in Swansea, South Wales, was apparently unhappy with the official mugshot, according to The Daily Telegraph.

South Wales Police had originally issued his mugshot, along with those of seven other suspects, as part of a larger crackdown that eventually led to 81 arrests in 48 hours. Four of the pictured suspects were picked up within hours, but Maynard remains one of the four still at large. After receiving his sensational new photo, The Evening Post responded in kind by splashing it all over the front page of today's paper. "He thinks he's being clever by showing off like this, but we'll have him in soon now," said one officer. "Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now." Prison time is a big price to pay for your vanity, Matthew. [From: The Evening Post, The Daily Telegraph, and The Daily Mail]

Computers

Agri-Nerd Programs Classic 'Hello World' Code... in a Wheat Field

The intricate and wondrous designs of crop circles have mystified and enthralled generations of global spectators from all walks of life. A new, unique crop design, which is actually a square, has recently appeared and is specifically designed for geeks and nerds (particularly those who happen to be brilliant programmers).

Ben Hopfeng-Aertner, a German programmer, has mowed a huge grassy pattern in Semacode, which is a "machine readable," visual programming language. According to Ars Technica, once the agricultural code is translated by a machine, the 'Tetris'-looking pattern literally reads, "Hello, World!" Ben has also created an explanatory Web site that boasts numerous features, including a series of photos detailing the extensive work required to cut the crop code.

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Green Tech

Laser-Etching Threatens Future of Stickers on Fruit

Let's face it. Fruit's gotten kinda boring. Unless they're wearing pajamas or belting out Motown classics, most household fruits lack character. A new labeling system, though, might finally give fruit that bad-boy, tattoo-parlor image it's been lacking for so long.

Instead of bearing the same dull sticker labels, fruit may soon appear on supermarket aisles with laser brands directly etched onto their skins. Thanks to a new technology that uses a low-energy carbon dioxide beam to print labels, you may never again have to pick away at that pesky sticker before enjoying a juicy Golden Delicious. So far, it seems the technique is pretty safe for consumers; a recent study found that thusly labeled grapefruits showed no significant water loss or increased decay rates when compared to non-branded fruits. And, even better, the new technology would be a lot more eco-friendly, reducing the need to print paper stickers, which become instant garbage anyway. Similar technologies have already been approved in Asia, South Africa, Central and South America, Canada, and Europe. The FDA has yet to give the process its seal of approval, but if it does, it would be only a matter of time before produce aisles all over the country got their own ink. [From: PSFK, via Inhabitat]

Car Tech, TV

South Korea Judge Allows Cabbies to Watch TV While Driving

If you're planning a trip to South Korea, it might be a good idea to pack a comfortable pair of shoes. Why? Because you'll want to avoid the country's taxis. According to BBC News, a South Korean judge ruled that it's legal for taxi drivers to continue having televisions mounted on the dashboards of their cabs. This news comes despite police reports that cab drivers who were watching TV caused 200 accidents last year, claiming the lives of three people and injuring 351 in the process.

The ruling came as a result of one Seoul driver's challenge of a $507 fine he'd been given for watching TV while driving. Seoul is notorious for its congested streets -- the reason cab drivers installed the screens in the first place. When the government first launched a broadcasting system that beamed to mobile screens in 2005, TV-watching cabbies turned into a phenomenon.

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Holiday Gift Guide

Gift Guide: Freehands Texting Gloves



Freehands Texting Gloves (Earth Lover, Under $50)

Smoking gloves are so passé, not to mention, environmentally-unfriendly. Texting gloves, on the other hand (pun intended), are like the 2009 version of the foldback-mittens (the simple, removable finger piece, above, means you can keep on texting regardless of the weather). Keeping digits toasty while shooting off a text is actually pretty crucial, especially when hiking, cross-country skiing, or just driving in an unheated (presumably hybrid) car. Available in fleece, tech liner and real leather (for both men and women), Freehands gloves ($18-$24) keep outdoorsy texting addicts flexible and warm all winter long. That is, as long as their (presumably eco-friendly) cells gets reception on Mount Anywhere....

Holiday Gift Guide

Guide Gift: Airboard Personal Hovercraft


Airboard Personal Hovercraft
(Sports Fan, Cost No Object)

Is someone you know the type of person who wants to geek-out and shame all the kids at the skate park at the same time? Enter the Airboard personal hovercraft by Arbortech, a gas-powered transport that floats nearly 8 inches over a hard surface at speeds of up to 15 miles-per-hour. By shifting their weight, 'drivers' can steer the Airboard into sliding turns and even make full 360-degree rotations. The Airboard can tackle concrete, ice, and mown grass. Unfortunately, this hovercraft isn't yet cleared for use over water, but who cares when it can literally glide through the air? At $14,000, the one-of-a-kind Airboard is guaranteed to satisfy any thrillseeker who is lucky enough to have you as their rich friend (or relative).

Gift Guide: Ripple LED Coffee Table


Ripple LED Coffee Table
(Homebody, Under $2,500)

When you want to add both dynamic design and interactive gadgetry to a living space, look no further than this piece of futuristic furniture from sustainable-wares front Because We Can. The Ripple LED coffee table ($2,100), made from eco-friendly maple, alights based on motion sensors embedded in the table's surface. As folks move their hand or place a cocktail on the glass, a pattern of twinkling lights sweeps around and surrounds the object of motion. This Star Trek-meets-Conrans console comes in three sizes, but we say go for epic with the biggest. It's sure to be a hit at your homebody's next Windows 7 launch party.

Autofetch Ball: Next Generation of Animal Torture?


There's delayed gratification. And then there's delayed gratification. The former can be good. The latter? Excruciating. Just ask the unfortunate canines who are tormented by the newest doggie tech-toy.

The Autofetch Motion Pet Ball is a robo-ball that uses an internal auto-motion gyroscope to jump around. The point? You don't have to risk tearing a rotator cuff by throwing a tennis ball to your dog 1,500 times in a row. The catch? It's hell for your dog. See, the lackadaisical energy-efficient pet owner is supposed to put some sort of treat inside the ball, meaning that the dog can smell the delicious biscuit, or beef jerky, or whatever, inside. He'll just never be able to catch the damn ball.

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Smile, or 'The Happiness Hat' Will Stab Your Head

Some people just don't like to smile. Let's face it, not only does smiling make your day better, but everyone you encounter benefits from seeing those pearly whites, too. If for some reason you can't simply remember to smile, consider petitioning interactive artist Lauren McCarthy for use of her latest project -- The Happiness Hat. The hat, which looks like something our grandma knitted one Christmas, uses a sensor to measure the size of your smile. What happens if you're barely grinning, or worse, frowning? Well, the hat pokes the back of your head with a metal spike. Yes, a metal spike.

Yes, it's terrifying, but it's also science, folks. The hat will "train your brain to smile" (check out the video after the break). It's like Pavlov's dogs, except much more disturbing, and instead of dogs, the experiment uses humans. Apparently, it's also just one example of McCarthy's many interactive art projects. Call us old fashioned, but we prefer the kind of art you simply view -- like these sculptures -- instead of the kind that, well, causes bodily harm. [From: Lauren McCarthy, via Gizmodo]

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Web

Designer Makes a Font Out of Bacteria


Dutch designer Jelte van Abbema recently won the €10,000 (about $14,000) Rado Prize at the Dutch Design Awards for, among other work, his typography project Symbiosis. Van Abbema used living bacteria to form lettering by stamping the critters onto paper with letterpress type, and then set them in a home-made incubator. Their metastasis and ultimate demise created typographic forms that changed shape and color over time -- making posters, or letters, or what have you, that are in a constant state of flux.

Early 20th-century Surrealists like Joan Miró and more recent artists like Louise Bourgeois have used biomorphism -- the use of organic, biological shapes -- in their work. And while bio-art has shown an increasing presence in museum and gallery shows, we think this may be the first example of living typography.

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Bigfoot Now Being Tracked by GPS

If Bigfoot walks in the forest, but there's no GPS device around to track him, does he make a sound?

Dissatisfied with grainy, exigent evidence of his existence, a team of "Sasquatch enthusiasts" have set out to find Bigfoot once and for all. And this time, they're armed with GPS. Members of the lovably titled Sasquatch Watch of Virginia recently camped out in West Virginia's Allegheny Mountains in hopes of catching the eternally elusive, or just plain mythical, creature. Armed with GPS navigation systems, cameras, and voice recorders (and plaster of Paris, of course, to make casts of any Big-footprints they might stumble across), the team was hunting in areas where several sightings had previously been reported. Tragically, though, the hunters came up empty-handed. West Virginians haven't been able to sleep since.

It's not really clear how exactly they used the GPS system (Do you just enter 'Sasquatch' as your destination?), but we sort of hope that it guided them with one of those peculiarly adorable voices. And we sort of hope it was Bob Dylan's. Not really sure why, just seems appropriate somehow. [From: CNews]

Web

Woman Accused of Posting Child's Number on Craigslist Sex Ad


Craigslist has long been home to sketchy activity. But the latest scandal involving the notoriously lawless classified ad site might just take the cake.

According to a report by WCBS in New York, Margery Tannenbaum, a Long Island social worker (seriously, a social worker), is facing charges of aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child. Prosecutors claim that Tannenbaum, 40, placed an ad for sex on Craiglist, and gave the phone number of an unaware 9-year-old girl as the contact. Twisted enough, sure. But that creepiness is alleged to have been part of some convoluted revenge plot aimed at the girl, who had allegedly gotten in an argument with Tannenbaum's daughter. Eager to defend her daughter's honor, Mama Tannenbaum allegedly hit the Web, created an e-mail account under the super-creative name of "lacethong23@yahoo.com," placed a suggestive ad on Craigslist, and then gave out the girl's name and phone number upon receiving responses.

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Rube Goldberg Contraption Absurdly Serves Breakfast

Rube Goldberg, the Pulitzer prize-winning artist and inventor, has inspired generations of creative madcap engineers (both amateur and professional) to construct absurdly complex "Rube Goldberg contraptions" in order to perform simple, menial tasks.

Such contraptions are frequently employed in film and television, perhaps most notably in the film 'Back to the Future' and the popular claymation series 'Wallace and Gromit.' Admitting that he was inspired by such Hollywood portrayals, London design teacher Yuri Suzuki has created an incredible breakfast-making machine straight out of 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.'

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Web

Walmart Begins Selling Caskets and Urns Online

Walmart, America's most sprawling and infamous retailer, is now attempting to corner the death market. The discount warehouse has recently launched a line of caskets and urns on its online store, Walmart.com. The caskets run anywhere from $895 to $3,199, but for the moderate price of $1,699, for instance, you can get the Executive Privilege casket for your business-class loved one. Although difficult to find via the menu navigation, the caskets are curiously listed under the 'For the Home' category. We'd hope that's not where they're going to stay.

Of course, planning your interment online is nothing new. Costco has long sold burial boxes, urns, pet urns, and funeral flower arrangements on its site. What's more, Costco even offers next-day delivery when you're really in a pinch. That said, can we compare the two retailers' funerary wares? Walmart allows you to pay for your casket over twelve months with no interest, while Costco's with-interest plan could, in this economy, put you in a financial hole along with an earthly one. Costco's price floor is a bit higher than Walmart's, but then again who couldn't justify paying a little extra for the blushing Kentucky Rose casket?

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