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ChIMERA Bot Slithers and Slides Using Slippery Silicone Skin

Throughout the years, we've seen our fair share of creepy robots, from kits that let you build a girlfriend to bizarre looking, big-eyed dancing robots. But after watching a recent video from Virginia Tech's RoMeLa Lab, we're still cringing. Why? Well, one of their latest robots, dubbed ChIMERA (Chemically Induced Motion Everting Robotic Amoeba), looks like a slug and uses a mechanism charmingly called Whole Skin Locomotion (WSL) to scoot across the floor.

According to Engadget
, this amoeba-inspired bot moves using its silicone skin, can squeeze through holes that measure less than half its diameter and travels at about half a meter per-second. Dr. Dennis Hong, one of the scientists behind this robot (amongst many, many others you can see in the video after the break), says the team began by using kinetic energy that was stored in an interior spring to make the bot move. But now, they've developed ways to apply a chemical to the robot's outer layer that makes it crawl across the floor.

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Computers

Psy-Olympics: Visitors to Control Niagara Falls Lights Via the Mind

In what we can only imagine is an effort to make somebody (please, anybody!) care about the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games, visitors to the event will be able to participate in a long-distance, mind-control light show that will take place at Niagara Falls. Don't shrug those shoulders; it's more interesting than watching Olympic curling.

According to Gizmodo, the exhibit dubbed "The Bright Ideas" uses a headset that measures your noggin's electrical output. The device reacts to the brain's alpha waves, which are associated with relaxing, and beta waves, which are associated with concentrating. It then shoots those signals via the Internet to the lights at the falls. But here's the catch with Toronto-based InteraXon's project: you're not actually "controlling" the lights. It's all fairly arbitrary because there's no real way to make the display turn a certain color or shine brighter on command. That's right. No matter how hard you think, "Turn red, turn red, turn red," the lights may turn yellow, or do nothing for that matter. Regardless, pretending to have telekinetic powers must be more exciting than actually attending a Winter Olympic event. [From: Gizmodo, via: Huffington Post]

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Web

Internet Nominated for 2010 Nobel Prize, Sorry Humans

ARPANET
If you thought people were upset last year when President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, just wait and see what happens if one of this year's nominees wins. Yes, nominees include the requisite European human rights group and the obligatory Asian political activist. But, according to the Associated Press, the Internet has also made the short list of nominees. That's right, the inanimate object that's given the world such wonderful time wasters as porn and Flash games could win one of the planet's most distinguished prizes.

Who's behind this nod? The Nobel Committee is shrouded in secrecy, but when the nomination deadline ended yesterday, the Italian version of Wired magazine confirmed that it had proposed the Internet be considered. The campaign actually started back in November when the magazine revealed its Internet for Peace Manifesto. The argument is that the Internet has advanced "...dialogue, debate and consensus through communication." Apparently, the Internet is an even better diplomat than the President, "because democracy has always flourished where there is openness, acceptance, discussion and participation."

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Pricey 'White Goat' Recycles Office Paper Into Rolls of Toilet Tissue


If your office is searching for a new way to go "green," we might have found just the (bizarre) solution. Don't let the name throw you. The White Goat recycles all that excess office paper into rolls of beautiful, white TP.

According to DVICE, just dump in the shredded equivalent of 40 sheets of paper, add some water, and, 30 minutes later, you'll have a roll of toilet paper. (Check out a video after the break to see it in action.) Don't have shredded paper? That's not a problem; the machine also has a shredder built in to its bulky frame. It only costs about $0.10 to produce a roll, and will apparently save quite a few trees. But the White Goat itself, which will hit the Japanese market this summer, costs $100,000. That means, according to some number crunching from DVICE, you'd have to produce about 200,000 rolls at an average cost of $0.60-per-roll before you'd make up the price of the machine.

Here at Switched, we're all about conservation. But with such a hefty price tag, the White Goat won't be a new addition to our office. Besides, that TP doesn't look too soft. We'll take our comfort on the john over a few cedar trees any day. [From: DVICE]

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Cell Phones, iPhone

'HourFace' iPhone App Ages Your Visage Horribly

'HourFace' Ages Your Visage Horribly
The iPhone suffers no dearth of gimmicky photo apps. There are apps that make your photos look vintage, and ones that can turn your face into a Lego sculpture. There's even one that uses mathematical equations to determine how attractive you are by analyzing the spacing of your facial features. 'HourFace' is another such iPhone toy. It takes photos of people and creates animated, pseudo-3-D renderings that you are then able to "age" by turning your phone like an hourglass.

To start, you'll need to select or take a photo. Be patient, here, since the facial recognition function is fickle and has a particular aversion to eye-glasses. Afterward, you'll be presented with a fairly creepy rendition of your face that nods and blinks. Hold the phone upright, and wrinkles and liver-spots will appear on your face, essentially aging you (and rather ungracefully, we might add). Turn it upside down, and 'HourFace' smooths out some of your facial features and adds a bit of rosiness to your cheeks in an attempt to make you appear younger.

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Audio/Video

Japanese DVD Helps Women Get Used to Male Stares, Creeps Us Out

The latest product to come out of the perpetually fascinating land of Japan might just be the most simplistic, yet most disturbing we've yet to see. And that's saying a lot.

A new DVD called 'Miterudake for Lady' is designed to help Japanese women deal with men staring at them... by showing them images of men, well, staring at them. According to the manufacturer Avex, Miterudake ("only seeing" in Japanese) is targeted at the jaded woman whose "heart was almost broken at love and interpersonal relationships." According to InventorSpot, after a minute of staring into the camera, one of the 51 Japanese men on the DVD will give a reassuring laugh, and offer some words of encouragement.

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Computers, Green Tech

New Fabric Could Charge Your iPod

Remember when researchers at Stanford University turned paper into batteries? Well, they haven't stopped there. According to TG Daily, engineer Yi Cui and his team have created clothes that can recharge your electronic devices. By injecting the fabric with a carbon nanotube ink, the researchers were able to coax the cloth into holding an electric charge. It's like wearing a battery. Best of all, the fabric still stretches and moves like normal, and it can even be laundered without losing the ability to hold a charge. Sounds like something George Jetson might wear.

But what does all this mean for the gadget hound? Well, it means carrying an iPod in your pocket might become practical instead of being a hassle. In theory, you could charge a device just by placing it in contact with your clothes. Cui gave other examples of how this technology could be used: "High-performance sportswear, wearable displays, new classes of portable power, and embedded health monitoring systems are examples of these novel applications."

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Automatic Food 'Printer' Can Only Make Us Fatter, Lazier, Happier

food printerWe've seen food and printers meet before with varying results (depending on how crisp you like your toast). But we've never seen anything quite like this new project from a couple of MIT students. Trust us, this printer isn't meant for the office. According to Inhabitat, the Cornucopia will "print" and cook 3-D versions of your favorite dishes. Think meals-ready-to-eat, but for the hip, digital crowd. Here's how it works: load the printer with canisters of tasty "ink" (e.g., flour, salt, eggs, etc.), select your desired meal using a touchscreen, and watch the device go to work. As a layer of food is squirted out, the device uses heating and cooling tubes to cook it -- one layer at a time. Judging by the pictures, the end result looks eerily similar to that fruitcake from Christmas that's still sitting on our kitchen counter.

The creators, Marcelo Coelho and Amit Zoran, claim this process "allows for the creation of flavors and textures that would be completely unimaginable through other cooking techniques." If that's the honest truth, then bon appetit. But just to be safe, we'll let you take the first bite. [From: Inhabitat, via: Engadget]

Computers

Robots Feed You Breakfast, Don't Require Awkward Chit Chat

The story is always the same. You wake up the morning after a rough night, head pounding, eyes bloodshot, mouth parched. You're in need of some early morning sustenance to start the recovery process, but it would take a Herculean effort to move your big toe -- let alone to interact with the near-stranger snoring away next to you. Well, now your Sunday morning breakfast woes are over, thanks to two new robots from Korea.

Developed by KIST, two new bots called Mahru-Z and Mahru-M can operate a microwave, prepare tea and toast, and -- most crucially -- bring breakfast to its groggy-eyed owner. As you can see in the video below, Mahru-Z is the dude robot with two legs, while Mahru-M is his female companion on wheels. (Any other anatomical differences between the two are left strictly to imagination.) Mahru-Z heats something up in the microwave, makes the toast, and then hands it off to the ladybot of the house to serve.

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Celebrities, Google, Web

Street View Catches Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne on Front Lawn... in Bathtub

Some blogs may file Flaming Lips singer Wayne Coyne's Google Street View bathtub romp under 'News of the Weird.' But not us. To us, the headline 'Street View Images Show Coyne Sitting in Bathtub on Front Lawn' is about as shocking as 'Street View Images Show Grand Canyon Being Really Huge.' Either way, in the above image and on Google Maps, in a clawfoot bathtub, in front of Coyne's Oklahoma City abode is a pasty, shirtless, pixelated figure with a woolly beard and shock of dark hair. And since, surely, no fan or friend of the party-prog rocker has an undersunned complexion, a woolly beard, or dark hair (and also, we may add, camps on Coyne's lawn), it must be him. Or it might not. Regardless, though, we're pleased, because a fan, or maybe a member, of the Flaming Lips has taken a bath. Now that's something to write about. [From: NME and Google Maps]

CES-2010

The Wackiest, Weirdest Gear at CES


Get a group of geeks together, and someone is going to come up with something genius. But for every clever creation, there are several bizarre projects that address a need too obscure to ever have been a concern, or too strange for any consumer to even consider. Mostly, these ideas and items are discarded. The ones that pass through the collective weird-filter, however, end up at CES.

Wandering around the showroom floor, the stands are littered with 3-D TVs and satellite radios, but also with an uncountable amount of completely nonsensical offerings, like poorly branded headphones and useless tech accessories. So, here they are: the weirdest, most random devices we discovered at CES, in all their unnatural, disturbing glory.

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Cell Phones

Next Evolution in Mobiles: Hand-Waving Cell Phone Controls?

Researchers Demo Hand Waving Cell Phone Controls

It's bad enough that we've got a generation of cell phone users parading around, shouting into nearly invisible Bluetooth headsets and looking like they're having conversations with themselves. Soon, if Japanese researchers have their way, mobile phone users will add frantically waving hands to the list of traits they share with schizophrenics.

Professors Masatoshi Ishikawa and Takashi Komuro, from Tokyo University, have developed a new cell phone input method that uses a front facing camera to track hand and finger movement in three-dimensional space. Such cameras are common on Asian and European handsets, but current camera tech is not fast enough to accurately track hand movements. The demo (seen in the video below) features a specially designed camera that captures 154 frames-per-second, converts finger motion into cursor movements and clicks, and even allows for 3-D painting and photo zooming.

The concept is interesting, but doesn't seem intuitive. We'll stick with our multi-touch, capacitive touchscreens, thank you very much. [From: IntoMobile, via: Ubergizmo]

Web

Weirdest Ads of 2009 More Depressing Than Strange


With advertisers constantly competing against each other with catchier jingles, bigger celebrity endorsers and better effects, a tactic that has grown in recent years is to simply make a product known by being as weird as possible. Case in point: that horrifying, masked Burger King 'King,' who effectively has emblazoned everyone's brain with the terrible image of his deadened-but-all-knowing face. So AdWeek has compiled the weirdest ads of 2009, most of them not from the U.S. While most of the top entries are public service announcements (and aren't so much weird as they are shocking), a couple of selections are truly nutty (e.g., a sexy pig doing a Flashdance strip-tease and then dousing itself in delicious BBQ sauce for White Castle).

Many of these videos have unintentionally gone viral, and garnered plenty of attention, for better or worse. AdWeek reports that the Swedish commercial for the skincare line Apoliva scared viewers so much that around 100,000 people joined a Facebook group in protest. Then there's the nightmare-inducing, but much forwarded rollerskating babies for Evian. The roundup also proves that public messages and safety advisories pull out all the tear-jerking stops. Take Number 2 on the list, for instance: a four-minute-long depiction of the dangers of driving and texting. PSA's have always toed the line between shocking, hilarious, and haunting -- or maybe just downright eerie. [From: AdWeek, via: Neatorama]

Video Games, Web

Japanese Men Spend Christmas With 2-D Girlfriends

If Japanese men are now wedding their virtual girlfriends, it only makes conjugal sense that they would spend the holiday season with them, too. Why they would want to document and post an intimate holiday with their Manga Misses, though, is another question. Apparently, the practice has become somewhat of an Internet meme in Japan, with anime enthusiasts across the nation eagerly posting photos of romantic Christmas Eve dinners with the 2-D girls of their dreams.

Kotaku has a gallery of some of the depressing elaborate displays, and claims that the trend shouldn't be taken entirely at face value; it's allegedly more about preening and competition than anything too serious (although we're not sure that necessarily lessens the sad quotient here). Then again, sending out a Christmas card photo with your virtual spouse may not be much worse than attaching this to your holiday greetings. [From: Kotaku]

Cell Phones

Become a Star(fish) With This Marine-Life Mobile


If you're still looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the little lady, still scouring the earth for that one item that lets her know she's the only, uh, urchin latched to your coral reef, look no further than this little gem of a cell phone, straight out of Asia (of course).

The "Star Shape Lady's Cell Phone With Diamond" is, as the title may imply, a faux-diamond-encrusted, starfish-shaped cell phone, equipped with a mermaid-friendly 1.8-inch touchscreen, 2 gigabytes of memory, a camera, and Bluetooth capability -- and it's the perfect fit for any star-shaped purse! The fish phones come in a variety of naturally occurring starfish colors, like green, pink, gold, or blue, and even light up for easy identification at the ocean's darkest depths. (The phone may or may not be waterproof.) The reason behind choosing a starfish design is beyond us. The reason behind marketing said starfish design exclusively to women, moreover, is totally beyond us. We just hope that the phone's limbs will naturally regenerate in the event they break off. That's really the least we expect in a cellular starfish. [From: ShopKami, via: textually]
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