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Peek Under Girls' Skirts With Creepy New iPhone App

Perverts rejoice! There's yet another iPhone application that caters to your sexual fantasies. We've already told you about the 'Hottest Girls' app, and the 'myMassage' app. Beating both of those apps on the creepiness scale, though is 'Puff!' The goal of this game is to blow into the iPhone microphone until the onscreen girl's skirt lifts up, revealing her underwear. If you blow hard, the girl's skirt lifts higher, and she lets out a stomach-churning squeal. The girls appear in different settings (including an office and playground) and wear different outfits (including a cheerleader uniform and a kimono).

Just who exactly is screening apps for the iTunes store these days? It's not the near nudity in 'Puff!' that bothers us. Apple does offer parental controls on the iPhone, after all. Our real problem here is with the hypocrisy. How can Apple allow folks to use the iPhone to peek up girls' skirts but not allow them to use the new iPod Nano for the same purpose? Sounds suspicious, if you ask us. [From: Huffington Post]

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Astronaut Brings Back Space Undies for Scientists to Study


After four months in space, Koichi Wakata is returning to Earth -- and bringing his astronaut underwear with him. According to the Associated Press, scientists will be examining these experimental anti-bacterial, flame retardant, antistatic, and water-absorbent briefs. More importantly, the underwear (dubbed "J-Wear") is designed to be odor-free. Designed in Japan, the undies are made of a fabric composed of cotton and polyester. The seamless and light-weight material is also available in shirt, pants, and sock variations.

Since astronauts have no way of washing clothes, durability and length of wear are key as astronauts usually throw away worn clothes via cargo ships sent back into atmosphere. Wakata told the AP: "I wore them for about a month, and my station crew members never complained for about a month, so I think the experiment went fine." [From AP, via USA Today]

Odor-Free Underwear Coming Soon to a Retailer Near You


Truthfully, there's just not enough work being done in the area of advanced underpants, so we're absolutely elated to hear that textile experts at Japan Women's University in Tokyo are picking up the slack and moving forward with an amazing development. Koichi Wakata, the first Japanese astronaut to live on the International Space Station, is current testing the "odor-free" clothing, and it's said that he can rock the same drawls without any pungent smells for a solid week. The garb is designed to "kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly," and as if that wasn't awesome enough, they're also flame-resistant and anti-static. The best news? There are already talks of bringing this stuff to the commercial realm. Don't deny it -- you're already thinking of how stellar it'd be to wash clothes just once per month.

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Is GPS Lingerie Sexy, or Just a Modern-Day Chastity Belt?



This product announcement has us searching for the proper quip that will offend as few as possible: GPS lingerie is on the market (at last!) for all those women who ... have a poor sense of direction?

Yes, it's true, GPS lingerie has been introduced by Brazilian Lucia Lorio, who says her dainty garments are for the "modern, techno-savvy woman." This follows a great tradition of adding all sorts of odd technology to underwear.

But, maybe these are really for insecure husbands and boyfriends who want to keep track of their gals? That's the argument raised by some women who say the new underwear amounts to nothing more than a modern-day chastity belt. (Question: Does adding a GPS unit to any item instantly make that item more ... GPSey? Discuss amongst yourselves.)

Lorio says it isn't a chastity belt, since the wearer can turn off the device at any time – or simply keep the password to her GPS-tracking account a secret. In the end, a gimmick is a gimmick. At $800 to $1000 a set, we're going to suggest you stick with regular, cotton undies – and we'll stick with GPS for our cars, our pets, and maybe our kids.

Of course, this doesn't stop us from putting a picture of a woman in lingerie on our Web site. Either way, do you think this GPS lingerie is sexy, or is it just a modern-day chastity belt? Or do you think this is just too silly? Before make your final judgment, please check out our gallery of other iffy tech-related clothing below, and let us know what you think. [From: BoingBoing.]


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  • NES Controller Belt buckle
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  • 'Pac-Man' on the Runway

Green Tech

Solar-Powered Bra has Neither Form Nor Function

Solar Powered Bra has Neither Form Nor Function
Unless your name is Madonna, you're probably in the habit of wearing your underwear beneath the rest of your clothes -- assuming you wear any at all. For this reason, a concept piece from high-end lingerie manufacturer Triumph might seem a bit peculiar to you. It's a solar-powered bra capable of charging an iPod or cell phone, in theory. In practice, this thing doesn't really seem to have any purpose whatsoever.

The bra sports a lengthy mid-section complete with a crudely-attached, flexible solar panel crudely. Directly above the panel is a small LED panel that lets you broadcast messages. On sunny days, you can hook up your celly or portable music player to the outfit in order to refill the battery. However, like most bits of tech, this one is best left at home on a rainy day. It can't even be washed, meaning this eco-friendly bra would, after a few wearings, likely become more of an ecological disaster. [From: Just-style]

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