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'21 Twitter Pick-Up Lines' Helps You Score With Tweets

Despite the media's portrayal of Twitter as a haven for celebrities, the microblogging service can be an invaluable information-gathering tool, as it hosts updates from the Center for Disease Control, NASA, the U.S. House of Representatives, and the White House. We've also previously explained how Twitter can provide a source of income for proficient twitterers. Now, on the heals of 'Flirtexting,' a guide to wooing via text message, YourTango has compiled a list of the 21 best Twitter pick-up lines (Flirtweeting, anyone?).

The list contains some appropriate and creative selections, such as "Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse," as well as expected, cheesy lines like "If twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib." The linguistically confusing "I'm twitterpated with you," though, seems to be more appropriate for someone who needs to add fiber to their diet.

YourTango provides enough fodder to begin a Twitter love affair, but it does omit some worthy candidates, including our favorite, "Your tweets are turning my software to hardware." Some "twaikus" also should have earned a mention, as Twitter, with its 140-character-or-less messages, lends itself perfectly to amorous haikus. Already tweeting-up romantic targets? Let us know what worked (if you don't mind sharing trade secrets), or, more importantly, what failed miserably. [From: YourTango]

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Twitter's Most Obnoxious Tweets Lampooned at TweetingTooHard.com



It's been said, by experts and such, that Facebook and Twitter members who update their statuses and tweet too frequently are essentially narcissists. This may be true, but we'd be willing to bet that the narcissists on social networks are far outnumbered by the pompous jackasses.

Yes, there are plenty of useful ways to "Twitter," but the vast majority of tweets are either boring or boastful, which is why we're digging TweetingTooHard, a new site that lets you submit (and gawk over) offensive, annoying, or particularly self-important tweets.

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Don't Have Time for Twitter? Get Ready for Flutter



Twitter is the latest craze sweeping the online social networking scene, a magical place where short attention spans and narcissism are the norm. Celebrities and politicians have hopped on the microblogging bandwagon, and they're revealing the tedium of their lives in 140-character-or-less messages known as "tweets." With all these squares jumping on board, we all know that it's time for us to look for something newer, cooler, more instantly gratifying, and more concise.

Enter Flutter, a "nano-blogging" site where members update the minutiae of their lives in 26-character-or-less messages known as "flaps" (because birds flap "faster than a regular bird tweets").

Alright, the idea laid out in the video is actually a parody, but can it really be that far off? As the humorous video says, Internet fads grow "old and irrelevant" quickly, forcing early adopters to constantly search for the next big thing. So, what's next, according to the filmmakers, after people lose interest in Flutter? They propose "Shutter" (or is that "Shudder?"), a site which will broadcast 10-character-or-less messages, sans vowels, straight to your brain. Satire, or a visionary glimpse into the future? Check out the video -- if you can pay attention for an entire 3:30 minutes -- and decide for yourself. [From SearchEngineWatch.com]


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Shaquille O'Neal Joins the Twittering Craze


After witnessing the success of an impostor Twitter page, Shaquille O'Neal has started his own Twitter account, reports SportsByBrooks.

Although it's no news to sports fans, the Phoenix Suns Center is a little, well, eccentric, and his Twitter page does not reveal anything different. Although new to the mini-blogging service (he started his Twitter page two days ago), Shaq is Twittering at a good clip, dropping 40 nuggets of Shaq science in that short time.

Some highlights:
LORD B, DNT B SKEPTICAL, ITS ME GIMME A NUMBER I WILL CALL U

Question were is dikembe mutumbo??

B BACK LATER

About to sit in the cold tub for about 20 min, then i'm a shoot some free throws

SHAQ
Really, he poses an excellent question: Where is Dikembe Mutombo? And, even more importantly, where is Shaq Diesel? [From: SportsByBrooks]
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