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Extreme Gear for 'Star Trek' Home Makeovers

So, you just shelled out 2,700 big ones to relax in a replica of Captain's Kirk's space throne, but, as you bask in your geeky glory, you abruptly realize that the rest of the apartment is unacceptably barren of other 'Star Trek' accoutrements. Making your own paraphernalia is always an option, but in order to stand out from the hordes of amateur fans, hardcore Trekkies will seek out more realistic and authentic pieces.

To make that expedition a little easier, CNET UK has compiled an encyclopedia of 'Star Trek' gadgets and gizmos so fantastic that they would make Gene Rodenberry envious. Some of the offerings are pitiful, if playful, attempts to capitalize on the devoted fan base (e.g., the cologne and morbid urn), but even the most frugal die-hards would have difficulty dismissing the $1 million 'StarCave' holodeck. The list features a wide assortment of both inexpensive and luxurious devices, so pay attention and you'll no longer have to embarrass yourself, your family, or your pets with those cheap and shameful imitations. [From: CNET UK]

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'Star Trek' Creator's Vintage Mac Computer Up for Auction

Beginning October 8th, the Profiles in History auction house will be offering a one-of-a-kind item with which one lucky 'Star Trek' fanatic can wholly demonstrate his unconditional love for the show's iconic creator Gene Roddenberry. The item is an "early production Macintosh 128 (#776), which was then upgraded by Apple for Gene to a Macintosh Plus."

According to TUAW, Apple's gift to Roddenberry, with its lovely (and yellowing) old-school beige exterior, is expected to yield $1,000 to $1,200. This might seem somewhat low given the extremism of Trekkies. But then again, the old model won't be very practical for squabbling on 'Star Wars vs. Star Trek' message boards or looking up any of that crazy 'Star Trek' porn. [From: TUAW]

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Secret History of 'Star Trek' Porn



'Star Trek' characters and story lines have always been easy targets for double entendres and risque jokes. As a result, smut peddlers have been shilling 'Star Trek' sexiness since the '70s. And, tapping into an old stereotype, the chaste and nerdy Trekkies are easy marks for the pimps of the adult film and book industries.

Fittingly, just for all you sex-crazed Spockaholics, the 'Star Trek' sexperts at io9 have composed a historical account of 'Star Trek' porn. They trace the evolution of Trek sexcapades from their meager beginnings as short stories detailing a forbidden love affair between Spock and Captain Kirk, to film adaptations of 'The Next Generation' (with the predictable reference to dispatching a probe to Uranus) and 'Deep Space Nine' (You can figure out their obvious porn titles on your own, you little nymphos.).

No character or vessel is safe from the witty and raunchy pornographers' pen, so, if you've ever wondered what Dr. McCoy or the Starship Enterprise's porn names would be, check out BoingBoing's somewhat sterilized sexual history. Or, if you're over 18 and definitely not at work, check out the original thesis-worthy narrative at io9 [NSFW]. [From: io9 [NSFW], Via: BoingBoing]

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