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Smart Toilets Finally Coming to America?


Usually, the Japanese put the U.S. (and most of the Western world) to shame when it comes to top-notch tech. They've got all the advanced robots, phones with crazy features, and of course, mind-blowing toilets.

While we're stuck with water-wasting, cold and emotionless porcelain devices that do nothing other than flush away human waste, the Japanese get lavatories with automatic, heated seats, rising when you approach and lowering when you're done with your "business." Most have spray arms for cleaning, and hot air vents to keep things dry. Some advanced models even come with automatic air deodorizers, sound systems for drowning out those unpleasant noises, and even the ability to test urine for medical conditions.

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Space Station Toilet Breaks Down

Imagine 13 people living in a cramped space with a broken toilet. While it might be tolerable for a few years in college, it's just plain miserable if you're in outer space. Or so we'd imagine, anyway. After all, it's pretty tough to find a plumber who will make a house call out there.

According to BBC News, the International Space Station's main toilet (pictured at right) is broken. Endeavor's crew is currently using the shuttle's onboard bathroom, while other astronauts are using a toilet in the Russian part of the space station. NASA told astronauts to hang an 'out of service' sign above the toilet, so we hope that will prevent any disasters involving poo and zero gravity. If all else fails, the crew will resort to using antiquated urine bags from the Apollo era.

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Twitter-Enabled Toilet Tweets Every Time It's Flushed

Perhaps a Tweeting Toilet is Going Too Far

We love you Twitter, we really do, but we're beginning to think we need a little space. Not a breakup, per say, but a break.

No, it's not the Oprah thing. No, it's not even Ashton and Demi.

That's very nice of you to offer to kick them off, we appreciate it.

What is it then? Well, to be honest, it's the toilet.

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'Go with the Flo' Yoga Toilet Flushes With Used Sink Water

If you're looking for a state-of-the-art commode it would be hard to top the Quattro, St. Thomas Creations' super toilet that can flush anything. Some creative students at Arizona State University, though, have designed a new model that will aesthetically, if not functionally, challenge the mega-flushing Quattro.

The 'Go with the Flo,' which won an award at the Northwest Design Invitational, requires no mechanical components, reuses stored sink water to flush, and features a yoga-inspired seat intended to strengthen back and abdominal muscles. If you've ever walked out of a stall feeling like you just experienced a hard-core workout, well, now you really can work it out while doing your business.

According to DVICE, "an electromagnetic ball valve sluices just one-and-a-half gallons of water from the tanks to the bowl," but be sure to install it correctly so you don't reverse the flow and wash your hands with poo-water. Just kidding. That probably won't happen. At least, we really, really hope it won't.

The seat does look somewhat awkward, so we're not sure what yoga pose is necessary to properly sit. But, we'll go out on a limb and take a couple of guesses. If it's not the 'Seated Wide Legged Straddle,' it has to be either the 'Half Moon,' or the 'Legs Up the Wall.' [From: DVICE]

Advanced Toilet Will Help You Dispose of Just About Anything


Have you ever needed to unload a couple pounds of "carrots" in a hurry but didn't flush them because you were worried they might get stuck in your toilet? Worry no more, because St. Thomas Creations has a product for you and everyone else who has difficulty finding a commode capable of handling their needs.

The company lauds its Quattro Flushing Technology as "the most advanced flushing system available." We're not sure if it comes with a seat belt, but from the looks of it, you'll need to keep your arms and legs away from the hole at all times. There's not a whole lot else we can add to this one, so check out the video. It pretty much speaks, or flushes, for itself. [From: boingboing.net]

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Beer and Urine Make 'NoPoPo' Batteries Last 10 Years



Leave it to our clever, if bizarre, Japanese friends to come up with the NoPoPo battery.

According to Unplggd, the battery gets power when one of several fluids mixes together with its magnesium and carbon components. Among those fluids are beer, saliva and -- that's right -- urine.

Apparently, those unlikely charging agents help the batteries to live for as long as ten years. And the bizarre charging method is much simpler and more sanitary than you'd guess. All you need is a cup, the batteries and the included eyedropper. You can, we're sure, figure out where to go from there.

Even if these AAA and AA batteries wind up being less than satisfactory, the novelty itself is well worth the $15. [From: Unplggd]

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Toilet Seat Weighs You Before and After Your Business


Have you ever come out of a rigorous session in the stall and said, "I feel like I've lost five pounds"? No? Well, have you ever been curious about how much weight you're actually losing after spending some quality time on the can? Still no, huh? Well, even if none of you will admit it, we know there's one person out there who cares -- artist Haikun Deng.

Dubbed "Light Girl," the toilet seat is aimed for women to be able to weigh themselves "in the private time and at the private place." So, why can't they just use a scale in their bathroom? Well, the artist explains, "As people tend to be lighter after using the toilet, it probably gives the most welcomed results to girls." Wow.

Really, we can't imagine any woman who's worried about her weight actually wanting this thing. It just seems, well, wrong. As a matter of fact, the only people we think might enjoy it are frat guys having a competition after a Taco Bell trip, if you know what we mean. [From: BoingBoing and Coroflot]

Woman Conned Into Holding Down Toilet Lever While Thief Raids Home



You've got to have questionable character to steal from anybody, but it takes a special type of person (without any respect for humanity) to prey on a 91-year-old woman. That's exactly what a thief in New Jersey did this week after posing as a water inspector to get into the senior's apartment and rob her blind, NJ.com reports.

What he did next would be funny if it weren't so cruel. After saying that he needed to check the water, the man tested a faucet in the kitchen, and then flushed the woman's toilet. Talking on a cell phone the whole time to bolster his image of authority, the thief then told the woman she had to hold down the toilet or else her house would explode. She did as she was told but after two minutes, her suspicion ultimately got the better of her and she let go, only to discover the man ran off with $3650 in cash.

We sincerely hope this guy is caught and punished as severely as possible. While we're sure most of you aren't as gullible as this woman, please let this serve as a reminder to be skeptical of anyone who shows up at your door, even if they're talking hurriedly on a cell phone. [Source: NJ.com]

Cell Phones

Man's Arm Stuck in Train Toilet After Reaching for Dropped Cell Phone



How much is your cell phone worth to you? If you lose it, do you just curse a few times and decide to pay for a replacement? Or, do you risk life and limb trying to get it back? A 26-year-old man went for option B, and ended up getting his arm caught in a toilet for two hours.

The man, a passenger on a French high speed TGV train, apparently dropped his phone into the toilet. When he tried to get it back, the bowl's suction system latched onto his arm and left him unable to free it. Emergency services cut the toilet free of the train, delaying the other passengers for two hours, and removed the man on a stretcher with the toilet still stuck to his arm. They certainly didn't spare him any dignity, as one witnessed said, "He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off." Ouch.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first case we've heard of toilets and cell phones. A Lebanese student got stuck in his bathroom in 2005, and a passenger on a Grand Central Station train suffered the same fate in 2003. At least the killer cell phones aren't back yet (cue spooky Halloween music). [Source: BBC via Textually.org]

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Survey Finds Many Americans Work on the Toilet


We already know that a solid chunk of Britons use mobile internet while in the throes of passion, and now Captain Obvious (today known as Nokia) has awkwardly landed to tell the world that Americans do too. A recent survey, which we can only imagine was absolutely thrilling to conduct, found that some 53-percent of working Americans "have been interrupted by a work-related phone call or e-mail while in the bathroom." Furthermore, some 23-percent have allowed a call / e-mail to interrupt them while on a date, but that's probably because 59-percent of those polled never, ever turn off their mobile.

Just think -- the next time your buddy answers with a hint of stress in his / her voice, there's a statistically significant chance that you're barging in on some seriously personal business.

[Image courtesy of fletchy182]

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Locked Toilets in Finland Unlocked with TXT Messages

Text to Open Finish Toilets
Fed up with vandals and people who don't light a match after dropping the kids off at the pool, the Finish government has started locking the country's public, roadside toilets. Signs posted outside inform the user that in order to unlock the lavatory, one must text the word "open" (in Finish) to a short code and the door will be unlocked remotely.

The system will allow police to track down criminals, vandals, and those who leave the seat up.

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Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide
Get ready for your toothbrush to wear the pants in your oral hygene relationship. The Triumph with SmartGuide, Oral-B's latest in toothy technology, monitors how you're cleaning your teeth: time, area, and pressure are all observed by the smartbrush, which then sends the information back to its base station for further review. Said base station, generally stuck to your bathroom mirror, then tells you where and for how long you should be brushing in order to maximize the pearliness of your pearly whites.

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