J Brave Raps About His Tesla, Tesla's Stock Promptly Soars
Environmentalism has a new face, and his name is J Brave. Instead of penning an ode to his gas-guzzling Escalade or Hummer, Brave, you see, decided to wax poetic about the luxuries of "Dippin' in My Tesla." Much to our delight, "helpin' the planet" while "feelin' real sporty" in your electric car is, apparently, well within the Code of Thug Life. The song itself is awesomely awful (dare we even ...
We are sooooo tired of these pansy little hybrid and electric cars put-putting around. We want to go green, but at what cost? If only there was an electric car that was perfectly silent, had a top speed of 125mph and could go 220 miles on each charge. Oh, and we want it to cost over $100,000. What's that Tesla Motors? You make a beautiful high-end coupe with precisely those specifications? ...








