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Philip's Interactive LED Tattoos Could Be the Future of Body Art


Ah, human progress. It's long been possible to get drunk with your friends and make a permanent mistake on your body on spring break in Mexico, but soon you'll be able to do it electronically, too. That's right, we are entering the era of the LED tattoo.

Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have been developing micro-thin, flexible, silicon electronics that have already been successfully implanted under the skin of mice without any harm. These devices can conform to the body's shape without causing any irritation or interfering with its normal physiological processes. (The silk is eventually dissolved and absorbed by the body.)

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Video Games

'Street Fighter' Tattoo Takes 'Chic' Out of Geek Chic, Maybe 'Geek,' Too

We've seen a lot of geeky tattoos: a flaming 20-sided die, a Pac-Man maze on the rear, and, of course, the mind-boggling Born Oppenheimer Approximation. Still, if we had to choose, the award for "worst tattoo ever" would go to the above 'Shoryuken' brand.

For 'Street Fighter' newbies, the Shoryuken, or 'Dragon Punch,' is an easily executed trademark move used by two characters in the game. To pull it off, all you need to do is hit forward, down, down-forward, and then tap the punch button on the controller. But if you look closely, that's not exactly the directions this unfortunate fellow got on his forearm.

Call us crazy, but we predict a trip to the dermatologist in the near future. [From: Geekologie]

Computers

Man Gets 'Blue Screen of Death' Tattoo

Sometimes, a picture says it all. This one, though, might need some explaining. According to the Next Web, the words inked on the man's arm are what appear on a Windows machine's monitor when it crashes. For geeks the world over, the 'Blue Screen of Death' is a terrifying sight to behold, and this unnamed young man decided he would like to have it permanently displayed -- slightly off-center (check out the full size image after the break) -- on his body.

Look, we love computers and spend most of our waking lives plugged in, but is it really necessary to permanently ink yourself with Microsoft's failure? We can only wish that the death of this man's PC were instead the death of his brand of decades-old hipster irony. [From: The Next Web, via urlesque]

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Every Science Tattoo A Nerd Could Hope For


Now that science is cool again, showing off your science tattoos appears to be all the rage. This fact is evidenced by Discover's positively epic compilation of science-related tats (23 pages of them, people!), which covers everything from DNA strands to the Mobius Strip (pictured above).

Even better, all of the entries are accompanied by statements from their owners. For instance, one submission from a user identified only as Bart, is an inked rendering of a black hole physics equation on his arm, and he writes: "I'm just happy that the artist now understands what a Swartzchild Radius is."

Of course, now it's only a matter of time before an indie rock trio names themselves The Schrödinger's Cats. [From: Discover]

Video Games

Best Super Mario Bros Tattoos

Nerd-tattoos are usually the laughingstock of the Internet, with barcodes and Star Trek characters becoming the anchors and 'Mom' of the 21st century, so it's only fitting to give credit where it is deserved.

WiiNoob scoured high and low to find Super Mario Bros tats that are worthy of the Nintendo legacy, and fortunately, they found a handful that aren't cringe inducing. In fact, some have beautifully illustrated scenes from the game and don't look like something done in a dark back alley.

From Jedi Mario to the four-armed Hindu Mario God, the ink is more creative than, say, a flaming twenty-sided die, congrats to you gamers who think outside the Wii and, well, onto your arms. [From: WiiNoob]

Video Games, Web

Web Site Pays Porn Queen $500K to Get Company Tattoo

Pervasive advertisements bombard consumers at every turn through Internet pop-ups, e-mails, billboards, buses, the media, and, in increasing amounts, skin. When boxers started printing casino names on their backs for bouts a few years ago, the idea of body ads seemed excessive and transparent. But the tactic has now become prevalent and expected.

Goodyear has, in the past, offered a free set of tires to anyone who inks himself with the Dunlop company logo. Now, according to Walletpop, a Web site that sells currency for Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) games like 'World of Warcraft,' is shilling out $500,000 to Anna Morgan to permanently emblazon herself with its URL and company logo. The logo for MyMMOShop.com (MyMammoShop.com?) will be tattooed on the Russian adult film star's feminine endowments, and she will be expected to flaunt her inscribed boob billboard for at least two years.

The move really can't be all that shocking, as ads appear everywhere and people will do anything for money. While it may seem misogynistic, and while the site's brand may turn Morgan into a kind of chattel, half-a-million sure beats a free set of tires. [From: WalletPop]

Nerd Tattoos Physics Equation -- Onto His Back



For those interested in getting their asses kicked by one or perhaps even many dumb jocks, here's a three-part tattoo you might consider getting: the Born Oppenheimer Approximation, its equivalent in the form of a 3-D Schrödinger Equation, and the solution to the equation itself in the form of a Schrödinger Equation. It's here modeled by a dude named Joe, who recently had the trifecta of nerditude tattooed across his back.

Writing in to Discover's Science Tattoos Blog, Joe had this to say: "As a biochemist and molecular biophysicist I studied a lot of this stuff and I must say, Schrödinger was my favorite and well, I had to do it." An artist named Lisa at Tucson, Arizona's Red Sky Studios sketched all those sigmas into Joe's back, and we're guessing she knows a lot more about Schrödinger than she did a few weeks ago. [From: Discover, via Gizmodo]

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Morning Xtra: New Verizon Netbook, Web's Worst 'Star Trek' Tattoos


Verizon's Netbook Drops On May 17th

The HP Mini 1151NR, Verizon's first offering in the netbook game, will be available on May 17th. For $200, plus monthly data fees ($40-$60) with a two-year contract after a mail in rebate, you'll be able to surf the Web on your own tiny laptop anywhere Verizon is available. The computer has a wireless modem built-in, so there's no bulky USB dongle waiting to be knocked out by a stray knee on a crowded train or bus. We expect to see other wireless carriers rolling out similar device bundles in the very near future. [From: Boygeniusreport]

'Punch-Out' Coming to Wii, Commercial Is a Knock-Out
Remember 'Punch Out' for the original Nintendo? The classic 8-bit button-mashing boxing game is being revamped for the wii, and the new game's documentary-style trailer had us reminiscing about the carefree days of 1989. We'd hole up in the bonus room, throw on some Queen, and play 'Punch Out' until mom yelled at us to go outside. [From: Fark]

The Web's Worst 'Star Trek' Tattoos
If you've seen the new J.J. Abrams movie, then you know how awesome 'Star Trek' can be. In order to meter our excitement, we wanted to remind ourselves that 'Star Trek' has inspired some profoundly bad artistic endeavors as well. Case in point: check out this roundup of the top five worst 'Star Trek' tattoos, courtesy of Great White Snark. [From: Great White Snark, Via: Urlesque]


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Computers

Today's Geeky Tattoos Likely to be Obsolete in the Future

Today's Geeky Tattoos Likely to be Obsolete in the Future
Tattoos were once the exclusive domain of shady types, usually of a sea-borne persuasion. By now, of course, they've gone totally mainstream, but that doesn't mean some ink aficionados with geeky interests aren't doing their best to make things a little more niche again. Enter the geeky tattoo, a trend that's funny now -- but for how long?

Above is one example, a tattoo that shows some HTML code indicating the end of one section and the beginning of another -- in this case the transition from a Web page's head to body. It's the sort of thing that would make a computery type snort with glee, and everyone else ask "What does that mean?" However, we're more concerned about the future prospects for these things. HTML has been around for a long time, and while it'll be here for awhile yet, we're not entirely sure the grandkids of these walking canvasses will have any notion of what the stuff was. But, they're cool for the moment, and that's all that matters for permanent body art, right? [From: Trendhunter Magazine]

Computers

Tattoos in the Age of the Internet


Back in the old days, tattoos were given out in dingy, dark, back-alley parlors by intimidating practitioners whose art you wouldn't dare question. Since then, it's safe to say the process of getting inked has gone mainstream -- but it hasn't exactly gone high-tech. That's changing, though. Many artists still hand-draw their stencils, or copy them straight out of a book, but, according to the New York Times, people are increasingly turning to the Internet to find inspiration for their soon-to-be permanent art. Accordingly, more and more are going online to share pictures of the results, a trend that not every tattooist appreciates.

Sites like TattooLettering.net let you pick from dozens of different tattoo-friendly fonts, type in a message, and get a preview of how the text might look on your flesh. You can then, of course, print it out, take it to the parlor, and get it inked, something you can do with any image you find online.

While many tattoo artists regard this trend as a convenience in one sense, some artists are perturbed by the online proliferation of non-copyrighted images. With all the images of tattoos themselves posted on the Internet, it's not too difficult for one tattooist to copy the work of another. To our minds, though, tattoo artists have been tracing the work of others for decades; we're not entirely sure they have much to complain about. [From: The New York Times]

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Tattoo-like Nanosensor Could Monitor Glucose Levels

Make no mistake, there are quite a few sophisticated ways to monitor one's glucose levels, but we're pretty certain we've never seen an approach as simple and as bodacious as this. Massachusetts-based Draper Laboratories has stumbled upon a new embeddable nanosensor that could, at least in theory, eliminate those painful pricks endured today by so many diabetics.

The so-called "injectable nanotech ink" could be inserted under the skin much like a tattoo, though Draper's Heather Clark notes that it "doesn't have to be a large, over-the-shoulder kind of tattoo." In fact, it can be as small as a few millimeters in size, though if it were us, we'd use it as the perfect excuse in order to plaster our backs with 'Ice Climbers.' Testing of the new approach is expected to begin very soon, though that usually means it won't be ready for humans until at least a few years later. Ah well, plenty of time to dream up the perfect design, right? [Via medGadget]

Cell Phones, BlackBerry

Man Gets BlackBerry Storm Tattooed on His Ankle


There are three primary rules to tattoos that we're aware of:
  • 1. "I love my mom" tattoos are really cool.
  • 2. "I love my short-term-girlfriend" tattoos are questionable at best.
  • 3. "I love this gadget" tattoos have greater built-in obsolescence than sliced apples and pretty much clench the fact that nobody will ever go out with you. Also, they're really awesome.
CrackBerry.com reader T.J. fell hard for rule number three and got a life-size tattoo of the BlackBerry Storm on his large, hairy calf to prove his undying devotion and win a free Storm. He even got some video of the happening (peep it below the fold), most likely to be shown in middle schools in the coming years as a huffing deterrence. We're looking forward to a Bumfight-like battle between T.J. and Zune Tattoo Guy before long, or perhaps a support group to get through this awkward, humiliating stage of life together. We'd prefer the Bumfight.

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Car Tech, Cameras

Security Cam Catches Thief, Thanks to Name and Birthdate Tattoo

Thief Caught on Camera, Has Name and Birthday Tatooed on Neck

What kind of criminal gets his name and birth-date tattooed on his neck? The simple answer -- not a very bright one. Aaron Evans, a 21-year-old repeat offender with an extremely troubled background, was caught on film breaking into a vehicle setup by U.K. police in a parking lot to catch opportunistic thieves.

Evans smashed open the driver's side window of the car and stole a planted GPS device. Unfortunately, he didn't notice the closed circuit security camera (CCTV) on the passenger side of the car. The camera got a perfectly clear shot of the young man's identifying neck tattoo.

Since Evans isn't capable of reading and writing, we're wondering if he even knows what the markings on neck say. [From: Telegraph]

World's Geekiest Tattoos

Geek Tattoos Let Everyone Know You've Never Been Laid
There is no more permanent way to fly your geek flag than to get a dorktastical tattoo that lets everyone know -- you've never had a girlfriend. Pi to 80 decimal points? Ctrl, Alt, and Del keys? People actually got these permanently etched into their skin. In ink!

The worst, by far, is the brothers with matching marks. One has a guitar and binary code for "rock," the other a flaming 20 sided die and the binary code for "roll."

If you want to make yourself feel a little bit better about that ill-advised ink you picked up one drunken college night, head over to Wired's gallery of the geekiest tattoos ever. [From: Wired]

New Cream Injections Promise Removal of Unwanted Tattoos




Though it's pretty much the formal antithesis of punk rock, there's a new solution for removing unwanted tattoos: Rejuvi cream is injected below the skin via tiny needles (in much the same way as tattoo ink is injected), and causes the ink to come to the skin surface, form a scab, and then drop off.

Rejuvi is apparently absorbed by the pigmented cells in your skin, and bonds with the pigment, which softens the ink and pushes it out. The scab falls off after roughly six to eight weeks. According to the DailyMail, experts claim the technique is cheaper, less painful, has a higher success rate than laser treatment, and has a minimal risk of scarring.

"It is uncomfortable rather than painful but it is less painful than having the tattoo itself and certainly a lot less painful than having laser treatment," says Stuart Harrison, director of Oxford Skin Clinics in the UK. "The reason that a tattoo stays there is that a coating is put around the ink to protect it from the body's immune response," he says. "But this cream makes the ink identifiable to the body so that it realizes the ink is there and starts rejecting it and healing itself."

Technology: Making permanent decisions impermanent, one tattoo at a time. [From: DailyMail]

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