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World's Fastest Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (and Other Stuff)




It may surprise you that beneath our gentle, gadget-loving exterior, there lies a closeted obsession with speed. Sure, we tend to talk about Twitter and have been known to spend hours debating the best instant-messaging client -- or the best sci-fi villain (it's so obviously IG-88) -- but we turn our heads just like the next person when a Ferrari F430 rolls by.

In honor of our innate love of all things fast, we've gathered up a list of the fastest things on (or nearly on) Earth. You'll find no cheetahs or peregrine falcons here, just the most crazy-quick contraptions humans have ever strapped themselves into. With that, let's punch it....

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Top Lists

Top 10 Scariest, Funniest, and Craziest Audio Recordings

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how much is a recording worth? Way more than that if the RIAA has anything to say about it. The folks over at Listverse have compiled a top 10 list of incredible audio recordings, and my is it a potent one.

The range of emotions we experienced when listening to each selection was as varied as the recordings themselves. The most startling is a recording of the final moments of People's Temple leader Jim Jones and his nine hundred and nine cult followers as they poison their children and then themselves. Honestly, don't listen to it if you think you can't handle it -- it requires a strong stomach. There is also a scary recording of a Russian exorcism complete with voice-shifting screaming.

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Visionaries

World's Smallest Light Bulb

Scientists at UCLA have constructed the world's smallest light bulb. When it's turned off, the tiny filament is invisible to the naked eye. Flip the switch, however, and it becomes a tiny pin-prick of light.

The minuscule bulb was created using carbon nanotube technology, a much touted scientific breakthrough that has, until now, been used to do little else other than create portraits of our dear leader. The carbon filament that creates the light is only 100 atoms wide -- tens of thousands of times smaller than the filament used by Edison in his first light bulb.

What practical purpose does such an itty-bitty light serve? Well, none, but research from the project could prove invaluable. The carbon nanotube that is large enough that the traditional laws of thermodynamics apply, but small enough to be considered "molecular," the scale at which the laws of quantum mechanics come into play.

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Cell Phones

Sacramento Teen Sends 300,000 Text-Messages in One Month

We stared slack-jawed at our monitors when we first read about 15-year-old Paige Horne's 15,000 texts per month. We screwed our faces up in astonishment when we heard about 13-year-old Reina Hardesty's 440-page long texting bill. We pulled at our hair in disbelief upon learning of two grown men who sent 217,000 text messages in a month. But now we've had enough. There is no way. There is no way in the world that somebody could thumb away 300,000 text messages in a single month.

Well, according to Sacramento's KCRA News, local teenager Crystal Wiski has pulled it off. Having done the hard math for us, KCRA's team of crack statisticians discovered that the allegedly straight-A student averaged 10,000 text messages a day, or seven texts a minute. Fortunately, Crystal's mother has her daughter an unlimited texting plan.

Although the report doesn't mention a cell phone statement, any other sort of hard evidence, the girl's exact age, when exactly this weirdness occurred, or whether or not she was intentionally gunning for a record, it does adamantly claim that Wiski sent 303,000 text messages in a recent month. Even though the figure shows up several times in the article, we're still pretty sure it's a typo. It's got to be. For the love of all things good and decent, it's got to be. [From: KCRA]

Cell Phones

Penn Men Attempt Texting Record, Get $26K Bill

PA Men Attempt Texting Record, Slapped with $26k Bill
A couple of very bored Pennsylvania men decided to gun for the world record number of text messages sent in a month, and, over the next four weeks, went about clogging the airwaves with 217,000 SMS messages. The pair, Nick Andes, 29, and Doug Klinger, 30, were a little shocked, however, when T-Mobile went about clogging Andes's mail box with a $26,000 cell phone bill.

Despite having an unlimited texting plan, Andes was hit with a giant (physically and fiscally) bill, packed in a box that cost the provider almost $30 to ship. Andes panicked and contacted T-Mobile, which later told the Associated Press that it had reimbursed Andes's account and was currently trying to get to the bottom of the charges.

Andes and Klinger have yet to hear back from the Guinness Book of World Records in regards to their feat. For our part, we're still wondering how on Earth the pair managed to send so many messages (even if most of them were one-word long) without losing their jobs, or their wives. [From: Daily News/AP and Post Chronicle]

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Best of the Week


Been another long week here at the Switched offices, but we stumbled on this absurd car-ready crock pot earlier in the week, and it set us off on a flurry of excited Googling for other crazy AC-powered car gadgets. Although our favorite may be the passenger-seat-ready sandwich maker, you can buy a portable pizza oven if that's more your thing. In other news, A Wyoming Dad took a hammer to his daughter's cell phone after she rang up a $5,000 bill; unfortunately, the family didn't have a text messaging plan.
  • Some New York City middle schools testing out Nintendo's 'Wii Fit' as part of the P.E. curriculum. As much as we love technology here at Switched, we can't help but thinking some chalk, a four square ball, and asphalt would be a better idea.
  • 'Rock Band' (and its brethren) is arguably the ultimate party game, but the guitar, drums, and other peripherals take up a lot of space (especially if you're living in a small studio). Fortunately, AK Designs, a furniture company that focuses on gamers, has released a new ottoman that stores all your hard-rocking gear.
  • A couple has created a Twitter-enabled cat door. This was going to happen sooner or later, and it's only a matter of time before this thing is mass-produced and available in stores across the country. The two cats are equipped with RFID tags on their collars, and a message gets sent to Twitter every time they step through the special door. If you really want to read about two cats' comings and goings, head over to their riveting Twitter account.
  • Baseball season is finally here, and we've got a roundup of the best baseball gadgets out there.

Editor's Picks, Web

Best of the Web This Week

Welcome to Urlesque's weekly wrap up format, which we'll be bringing you every weekend here on Switched. Our friends over at Urlesque try to present as many of the best bits from the Web as they can, but ultimately there are lots of goodies that don't make it onto the site. Per usual, check out this week's hottest posts from Urlesque below... then make the jump (new!) for more things that the Web enjoyed this week, courtesy of some of the best viral collectors on the 'Net.

Aside from exposing some really stellar Web goodies (below), we has been naming the 100 Most Iconic Internet Videos all week long. They unveil the top 20 on Monday, so be sure to check back for the complete list of the most important viral videos in the history of the web. Here's what else we enjoyed this week:

Editor's Picks

Best of the Web This Week

Welcome to Urlesque's weekly wrap up format, which we'll be bringing you every weekend here on Switched. Our friends over at Urlesque try to present as many of the best bits from the Web as they can, but ultimately there are lots of goodies that don't make it onto the site. Per usual, check out this week's hottest posts from Urlesque below... then make the jump (new!) for more things that the Web enjoyed this week, courtesy of some of the best viral collectors on the 'Net.
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  • The invention of the Peekaru, a version of the Snuggie adapted for Moms and their babies, was like throwing raw meat to a pack of ravenous internet-wolves. It took about 15 minutes for this to happen.
  • Mark Cuban twatted all over himself.
  • We designed our very own donut. Warning: eating anything like it might kill you. Can you make one that looks more disgusting than ours?
  • Regardless of your personal tastes, you are guaranteed to want to bang these knockers.

  • Don't adjust your eyes! These weird eyeglasses are really that jagged-looking.
  • Finally, did you know that dogs and robodogs are involved in a Darwinian faceoff for intra-species dominance? And the robots are winning...

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Switched: Best Stories of the Week

This week on Switched, we had tons of good stuff, including British flash mobs, Twitter fights, and some hilarious gadget satire from The Onion. If you missed them, they're all here and if you've already seen them, read them again.

Computers, Laptops

New Dell Laptop Has 11 Hours of Battery Life

The machine translation is pretty weak, but Dell's 12.1-inch (1,280 x 800 pixel) Latitude XT2 looks to have just made its first tentative steps in a global launch. The video posted after the break comes courtesy of Korean site, AVING, where the convertible tablet was apparently just released. Pinch to zoom and two-fingers swipes... yup, it's in there. 11-hours of battery (6-cell plus battery slice) and DDR3 memory (max of 5GB!) too in a chassis just 2.5-cm (0.98-inches) thick. Click through for the video while we track down the official specifications that already seem to be aligning with the unofficial specs leaked earlier.

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TV

Man Watches TV for 72 Hours Straight, Sets New Record

In a record that will undoubtedly score the record breaker a lot of chicks, Sri Lankan born, Toronto-based TV-watching machine Suresh Joachim has broken his own Guinness world record for "nonstop broadcast-television watching." His latest effort, which took place in Stockholm, Sweden, clocked in at a ridiculous 72 hours. His own previous record, which was set in 2005, was 69 hours and 48 minutes

When interviewed about the experience, Joachim said, "I feel fine, I drank between 25 and 30 cups of coffee."

While he was able to get through three full seasons of 24 during the marathon, it's not clear what else Joachim watched. We're guessing it wasn't a selection of films from the Czech New Wave.

Either way, we'd love to know how long he slept for (and what he dreamed about) after it was all said and watched. [From: Yahoo]

Editor's Picks

Best of the Web This Week

What a week. With so much web goodness flying at us from all angles, it's tough to catch it all. Keep reading for the best of Urlesque this week, and then make the jump for the biggest stuff on the web this week, from some of the best viral collectors on the 'net.

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Switched: Best Stories of the Week

This week on Switched, we had tons of good stuff, including pranks, planes, and poorly planned pictures. If you missed them, they're all here and if you've already seen them, read them again.

Video Games

14-Year-Old Sets 'Guitar Hero' Guinness World Record

'Guitar Hero' may have sparked some debate among music's elite about whether or not it's good for the music industry, but among gamers, there's no debate that it is a serious test of skill, particularly the song "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce. It's seven-plus minutes of carpal-tunnel-inducing pain that only the best can survive, and a 14-year-old kid from Texas has recently become the highest scoring player in the Guinness Book of World Records.

The game -- in case you've been living under a rock -- lets you "play" numerous songs on a toy guitar, approximating the the feel of strumming a real guitar without having to sit through years of guitar lessons. Danny Johnson (aka Danny Fcing) got the world record with a score of 973,954 in the game, an amazing 99-percent completion. It's impressive, but watch the video above and you'll see him do even better, scoring a perfect 100 percent completion. Regardless of what you think about the merit of the game or what Danny could be doing better with his time, it's an impressive achievement and kudos to him!

For more video game heroics and record-setting, check out our gallery after the break. [From: betanews]

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Computers

New Super Computer Has Power of Two-Million Laptops

New Super Computer Makes Current Fastest Look Like Commodore 64

About six months ago, IBM unveiled Roadrunner, a super computer built to maintain our nation's nuclear arsenal. Roadrunner was twice as fast as BluGene/L, the fastest computer on Earth for three years running. But if you thought Roadrunner was impressive, you haven't seen anything yet.

IBM has begun work on Sequoia, a new super computer for the Department of Energy (DoE) that will also help maintain the government's nuclear stockpile. Sequoia will run at about 20 petaflops, or 20 quadrillion calculations per-second -- almost 20 times faster than Roadrunner. Sequoia will be so powerful that it will need its own super computer, Dawn, just to shuttle data and information between it and researchers. Dawn will be as powerful as former super computing champ BluGene/L.

IBM expects to deliver computational monster -- which is the size of a whole house, contains 1.6-million microprocessors, and has the processing power of two million laptops -- in 2011. All we want to know is how well it'll run Crysis. [From: Times Online]

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