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CES 2009 Paper-Shred-tacular

CES 2009 Shred-tacular
Last year we had to run all over CES to find paper shredders to satiate our fetish. This year the shredders came to us!

There were probably more paper shredders on the show floor, and don't worry we'll bring them to you, but we couldn't resist a quick stop at the Staples booth that was literally in the center of the press lounge here. Oddly enough, Staples actually put some fairly unique technology in their first line of branded paper shredders.

Each model has V-Track, a technology that automatically straightens out pages as you feed them through, and select models come with titanium coated blades and a sensor that prevents jams by detecting when you've inserted too many pages and refusing to start the motor. And Staples isn't above adding a little flash to the old office standby -- you'll find a blue LED inside the bin, and it makes the shredders look more like custom gaming rigs than lowly pieces of office equipment.

Check out the gallery below for all the shreddy goodness.

Audio/Video

Staples to Stock Flexplay Self-Destructing DVDs

We'd love to tell you all of this is simply a bad dream, but unfortunately for us, it's not. For whatever reason, Staples has agreed to start stocking 24 to 26 different newer DVD releases at a time "in standalone displays at the front of its stores." We're not talking about your standard discs, however -- we're talking about those Flexplay units that vanished completely years ago (or so we thought).

For those who need a refresher (that's just about everyone, right?), these time-limited discs only function for 48 hours after they've been removed from their sealed packages, creating coasters after two days. This go 'round, Flexplay is pushing the recycling aspect while Staples is hoping that business owners pick up a title or two next time they come in looking for pens and paper shredders. Even more absurd? The $4 to $6 price tag on each. [Source: VideoBusiness via PCWorld]

Computers

Pet-Powered Paper Shredder

Hamster Shredder Is your pet hamster just sitting around taking up space? Make the little rodent earn his keep! Using an ingenious implementation of Flintstones technology, the Hamster Shredder uses your little guy's exercise wheel to shred your most confidential documents (plans for world domination, etc.).

Why buy bedding for the furball when he can make his own from your credit card statements? Why scream at a machine when you can blame a living creature for paper jams? Because, sadly, the Hamster Shredder is only a prototype at this time, and not for sale.

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