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Woman Accused of Posting Child's Number on Craigslist Sex Ad


Craigslist has long been home to sketchy activity. But the latest scandal involving the notoriously lawless classified ad site might just take the cake.

According to a report by WCBS in New York, Margery Tannenbaum, a Long Island social worker (seriously, a social worker), is facing charges of aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child. Prosecutors claim that Tannenbaum, 40, placed an ad for sex on Craiglist, and gave the phone number of an unaware 9-year-old girl as the contact. Twisted enough, sure. But that creepiness is alleged to have been part of some convoluted revenge plot aimed at the girl, who had allegedly gotten in an argument with Tannenbaum's daughter. Eager to defend her daughter's honor, Mama Tannenbaum allegedly hit the Web, created an e-mail account under the super-creative name of "lacethong23@yahoo.com," placed a suggestive ad on Craigslist, and then gave out the girl's name and phone number upon receiving responses.

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Web, Social Networking

Relatious.com Brings Sexy to Social Networking

The world of social networking just got a little kinkier. The Huffington Post reports that the new site, Relatious.com, is allowing its users to spill their guts about romantic stories, trials, or tribulations, all while simultaneously peering into the bedrooms of other users. According to the site, Relatious is a forum where people "can share virtually every aspect of those sexy, messy, often complicated, but always interesting love connections," and where they can "swap stories from the romantic trenches and help each other claw [their] way out." Lovestruck users, who can be as anonymous or as forthcoming as they want, might also exchange tales and advice on a variety of salacious subjects, including "seduction, "day in, day out," "breakup," "sex," and "dating."

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Web, Social Networking

Man Accused of Propositioning Teen Daughter on Facebook

Facebook is great for staying in touch with people or reconnecting with lost friends or family. Apparently, though, it's the perfect forum for incestuous innuendo, too.

In a case that would make even John Phillips blush, a Lancaster County, Pennsylvania man has been accused of sexually propositioning his own estranged 13-year-old daughter on Facebook. 39-year-old John Forehand was one of five accused online sexual predators recently arrested by Philadelphia police. Forehand, who hadn't been in contact with his daughter for 10 years, allegedly proposed meeting her for sex, telling her that "not many other fathers and daughters are this brave, so not many of them are so lucky to experience all these pleasures." (Ew.) He also called himself "Bad Daddy" online. The girl, being, um, normal, told her mom about it, and authorities arrested the man at the place and time that he had proposed to meet her.

We're gonna go take a shower now. [From: Philly.com and LancasterOnline.com]

Web, Social Networking

IJustMadeLove Charts Where People Are Making Sweet, Sweet Love



It's an issue for the ages. You've been exulting in your most recent sexual conquest and have already told your friends, but there are, inevitably, still millions of people out there who desperately need to know the details of your dynamic debauchery. Well, there's now a site for all you rakes and hussies to boldly brag about your lecherous exploits.

The site IJustMadeLove allows philanderers and floozies to document the time and place of their liaisons, and marks those locations on a world map. What does the map reveal about international love lives? Either Russians and South Africans don't kiss and tell, or they just don't kiss period. And, the most prolific Lotharios apparently reside in the Northeastern United States and in Rio de Janeiro, proving once and for all that the US and Brazil are home to the world's worst locker room liars. [From: IJustMadeLove.com via Geekologie]

Cell Phones

Vermont Teen Going to the Slammer for 'Sexting'

In recent years, 'sexting' has entered our lexicon, frightening the parents of teens with cell phones and other mobile devices. Now, lawmakers and judges are cracking down on the act, and, as a result, a Vermont teen is headed to prison.

According to the Associated Press, 18-year-old Isaac Owusu will serve 90 days of a two-year sentence in a Vermont prison after pleading guilty to two counts of committing a prohibited act and one count of lewd and lascivious conduct this past Thursday in what was the state's first sexting case. It could've been worse for the teen from Morrisville, who told two teenage girls to send him videos or photos of them performing sexual acts. However, Vermont lawmakers recently decriminalized sexting, which led to sexual assault charges against Owusu being dropped as part of a plea deal.

Legislators say they passed the loosened sexting law because they didn't want teens to be labeled as sex offenders due to, in the words of the AP, "something so foolish." We doubt the parents of the two girls involved think this situation is "foolish," at all. While this young man didn't physically interact with these girls in any inappropriate way, his behavior is nevertheless unacceptable. Lawmakers need to send a hard message to teens: Sexting isn't okay. A reduced sentence doesn't accomplish that. [From: AP/ABC News]

Video Games

12-Year-Old Kids Still Getting Racy 'Maxim' Instead of Gaming Magazine


Come on, Maxim. We tried to warn you. If you're going to surreptitiously exchange a magazine featuring a cover of cleavage for one honoring 'Super Mario,' then moms are going to notice the switch. And they're going to talk about it.

After the canceled Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM) sent out its final issue in January, subscribers to the magazine instead began receiving copies of the men's mag Maxim. An attached message notified subscribers that they could reply by snail mail in order to halt the subscription and receive a prorated refund.

Kathleen O'Donnell, a mother of a 12-year-old boy, recently requested the cancellation and refund, only to receive the August issue. She told WBZTV, "I didn't think it was a magazine my son should be looking at." Probably not.

It's definitely surprising that the magazine is still continuing to mail its issues despite insensitive ignorance of female gamers and concerned parents. And it's perhaps even more surprising that a 12-year-old boy actually told his mom. He must have read Maxim's review of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. [From: WBZTV.com]
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Are These Games Too Sexy?
While recent game titles have attracted media attention for nudity and sexual situations, risque role-playing games have existed since PC gaming first began. Early games, such as 'Sex Games' for the Commodore 64, demanded specific commands, such as "remove pants," and required specific sequential actions to achieve one's nefarious goals. Currently, a plethora of games with bawdy scenes have invaded, or graced, the gaming world and vary in degrees of lewdness. Here are a few significant titles with prevalent or graphic bawdiness:

Are These Games Too Sexy?

    While recent game titles have attracted media attention for nudity and sexual situations, risque role-playing games have existed since PC gaming first began. Early games, such as 'Sex Games' for the Commodore 64, demanded specific commands, such as "remove pants," and required specific sequential actions to achieve one's nefarious goals. Currently, a plethora of games with bawdy scenes have invaded, or graced, the gaming world and vary in degrees of lewdness. Here are a few significant titles with prevalent or graphic bawdiness:

    'God of War I & II:'
    Press the right buttons, and gently twirl the thumbstick, to see the climax of mini-games in both God of War I and II for PS2 and PSP

    'Grand Theft Auto III (consoles)'
    The infamous "don't come a knockin'" prostitute scenes created a stir when GTA 3 was originally released for PS2.

    'Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude; Box Office or Bust' (for consoles):
    These most recent incarnations continue to follow the exploits of love lorn Larry in versions for both PC and next gen consoles

    'Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals' (for PC)
    Released in 1989 for PCs, this third installment of the groundbreaking franchise of risque role playing preceded GTA 4 by 20 years when the title character shows the full Larry in an infamous shower scene

    'Mass Effect:'
    The backlash from FoxNews greatly exaggerated the tame innuendo and implied relations between the two sapphic lovers in Xbox's Mass Effect.

    'Playboy: The Mansion' (consoles):
    Disappointingly demure, perhaps the highlight of this sojourn to the mansion is playing photographer in this release for PC, PS2 and Xbox

    'Rapelay:'
    Amazon removed listings for this disturbing, yet readily available in Japan, DVD-ROM in which the main character stalks and, to put it mildly, torments young girls.

    'The Sims;' nude patch:
    Denisons of young gamers were disappointed when learning that unblurred nudity in this game for PCs, consoles, and handhelds required downloading a censor patch

    'Soul Calibur' (consoles):
    The character Taki from the Soul Calibur franchise continues to titillate thousands of pubescent gamers in versions for every console.

Video Games

Best In-Game Sex Scene of 2009? Four-Way in 'Overlord II'


Sex in video games is generally either awkward or wildly inappropriate -- and almost always good for a laugh. Games haven't quite gotten it in the erotic department: either it's busty women (which makes us gals feel weird) or grossly bizarre Easter eggs, like in 'Grand Theft Auto.' Also, everything else in games is dictated by the controller, but when it comes to romancin' it's rarely controlled by the player -- and as Edge's Chris Dahlen points out, no one wants to control it anyway because pressing 'circles' and 'squares' to get freaky is fun for (almost) no one.

Still, it fascinates the average gamer, which leads Edge to proclaim the year's best videogame sex scene every year. 'Overlord II' takes the cake eight months into '09 with an evil four-way, stocked with double entendre about 'getting along so well.' Dahlen suggests that the best in-game fooling around happens off screen, and he gives the distinction to 'Overlord' for leaving the dirty stuff up to the imagination.

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iPhone App Rates Sexual Performance


We've got apps to shake babies, apps that mimic bodily functions, but its Chris Alvares' 'Passion' app that may be the strangest, most illicit application designed for the iPhone.

Using the microphone and the accelerometer, Alverez set out to design a program that measures an activity that (hopefully) uses a fair amount of sound and movement: sex. Those curious about their performance can strap their iPhone to a belt or armband and do the deed, and the device rates the act. Factors considered are duration, activity, and climax, combining to give a reading measured out of ten. For the self-conscious, users can upload their score and compare their performance to others.

No doubt that this application will certainly garner support from Lotharios who want to see how they measure up, but if this (warning: hilariously disturbing) turtle taught us anything, noise and motion don't necessarily translate to satisfaction. Usually we end posts like these with a witty observation or snide comment, but this is an iPhone application that measures how well you do in bed. We can't really top that. [From: Telegraph.co.uk]

Cell Phones, iPhone

PurityRing iPhone App Lets You Advertise Your Abstinence

PurityRing iPhone App, Lets Tech Savvy Advertise AbsinenceSo here's the dilemma: You're a devout Christian who wants to show off your dedication to abstinence, but you really detest physical objects. You prefer all your knickknacks to come in a virtual form on your iPhone screen. You've got a Virtual Zippo, an iPhone leveler, you even prefer to poking at virtual zits over the real thing.

So what are you, the pious-but-tech-savvy, to do? One option is PurityRing, an iPhone app that displays a spinning silver ring to indicate that you plan to refrain from obtaining carnal knowledge until you're married. The app costs $0.99, which might seem like a lot for an app that has little practical function, but is less than the cost of an actual ring. Of course, the developers don't intend this to be a replacement for actual Purity Pledge ceremonies at churches (or Purity Rings, for that matter). Instead, the app is meant to be a compliment to them.

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Audio/Video, Computers, iPhone

Apple App Goes Nude, Gets Pulled, May Go Nude Again

It's been an up-and-down day for porn-loving iPhone owners. Reports began breaking last night and this morning that the app 'Hottest Girls,' which formerly featured nubile lasses dressed in bikinis and lingerie, would be providing photographs of nude models. The nudity news shouldn't come as too much of a surprise since Apple implemented parental controls for its newly released iPhone 3.0 SDK, which many believed would lead to the availability of pornographic apps.

Strictly for research purposes, and to maintain journalistic integrity (is that still a word?), we browsed the app store to verify the new release. (It wasn't just to catch a glimpse of boobies, we promise.) We left disappointingly unfulfilled, though, when we received a message that the app was not available.

Now, some might be worried that Apple pulled the racy app due to negative publicity, but, according to AllenTheGeek.com, the app is merely temporarily sold out. Afraid the porn rush of prospective buyers would crash their servers, distributor ATG has temporarily halted the app's sale, but has assured the porn-loving public that the titillating images will return. Until then, you'll have to continue getting your iPhone porno fix with Safari. [From: TechCrunch and Engadget]

Cameras, Computers

Principal's Intercepted 'Sext' Scandal Rocks UK High School

A scandal involving sexting, the risque practice of sending illicit texts or photos, predominantly attributed to teens, is currently rocking a high school in England. The students in question weren't circulating photos of themselves or their classmates, though. The photos were of their principal.

According to The Telegraph, the headmistress, Sue Brearley, told colleagues that she uploaded the photos of herself posing in her underwear (which were intended for her fiance) from her mobile phone to her laptop. Brearley's laptop was later connected to the school's computer system, which is how the students found the photos after allegedly hacking their way in. Police have spoken to two boys about stealing the uploaded photos and circulating them throughout the school, but no disciplinary measures have been levied against them or Brearley.

Even though punishment is not a certainty, one thing is for sure. Students who saw the pictures will never view Brearley in the same fashion again. [From: The Telegraph]

Web, Social Networking

'21 Twitter Pick-Up Lines' Helps You Score With Tweets

Despite the media's portrayal of Twitter as a haven for celebrities, the microblogging service can be an invaluable information-gathering tool, as it hosts updates from the Center for Disease Control, NASA, the U.S. House of Representatives, and the White House. We've also previously explained how Twitter can provide a source of income for proficient twitterers. Now, on the heals of 'Flirtexting,' a guide to wooing via text message, YourTango has compiled a list of the 21 best Twitter pick-up lines (Flirtweeting, anyone?).

The list contains some appropriate and creative selections, such as "Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse," as well as expected, cheesy lines like "If twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib." The linguistically confusing "I'm twitterpated with you," though, seems to be more appropriate for someone who needs to add fiber to their diet.

YourTango provides enough fodder to begin a Twitter love affair, but it does omit some worthy candidates, including our favorite, "Your tweets are turning my software to hardware." Some "twaikus" also should have earned a mention, as Twitter, with its 140-character-or-less messages, lends itself perfectly to amorous haikus. Already tweeting-up romantic targets? Let us know what worked (if you don't mind sharing trade secrets), or, more importantly, what failed miserably. [From: YourTango]

Cell Phones

'Sexting' Not Just About Sex, Study Finds

According to a new study, 'Sexting' may have less to do with sex than its titillating title implies.

Susan Lipkins, a psychologist from Port Washington, NY, found that people who sent sexually explicit messages were more focused on attaining power and control than people who didn't send explicit messages.

Have you ever sent a sexual text message?


According to USA Today, Lipkins polled 323 people, of which a surprising 66-percent admitted to sending some type of explicit messages. Although participants ranged in age from 13-72, most were 26 and younger. (A nice little side-stat for you: 6-percent said that they started text messaging at age 9.)


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Social Networking

Craigslist Eliminates 'Erotic Services' Section



Thanks to the highly publicized April 14th murder of Boston masseuse Julissa Brisman, Craigslist's "erotic services" section has been under intense scrutiny by media and government alike, despite a year-long effort to curb illegal prostitution posts. After a month in the national spotlight, Reuters is reporting that Craiglist has announced that it will be changing the name of the "erotic services" section to "adult services," and it will be manually reviewing every ad posted there.

This is a big win for Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal, who has been the loudest voice in calling for changes to the site since the April media frenzy surrounding the arrest of Phillip Markoff, the 23-year old 'Craigslist Killer' charged with Brisman's murder.

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Web

Secret History of 'Star Trek' Porn



'Star Trek' characters and story lines have always been easy targets for double entendres and risque jokes. As a result, smut peddlers have been shilling 'Star Trek' sexiness since the '70s. And, tapping into an old stereotype, the chaste and nerdy Trekkies are easy marks for the pimps of the adult film and book industries.

Fittingly, just for all you sex-crazed Spockaholics, the 'Star Trek' sexperts at io9 have composed a historical account of 'Star Trek' porn. They trace the evolution of Trek sexcapades from their meager beginnings as short stories detailing a forbidden love affair between Spock and Captain Kirk, to film adaptations of 'The Next Generation' (with the predictable reference to dispatching a probe to Uranus) and 'Deep Space Nine' (You can figure out their obvious porn titles on your own, you little nymphos.).

No character or vessel is safe from the witty and raunchy pornographers' pen, so, if you've ever wondered what Dr. McCoy or the Starship Enterprise's porn names would be, check out BoingBoing's somewhat sterilized sexual history. Or, if you're over 18 and definitely not at work, check out the original thesis-worthy narrative at io9 [NSFW]. [From: io9 [NSFW], Via: BoingBoing]

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