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'Electronic Fog' From Wireless Devices Might Block Study of Space

As our world becomes increasingly wireless, scientists must grapple with the effects of millions of people using devices like cell phones and laptops. After all, there's only so much space on the electromagnetic spectrum. You might not consider it while Googling or browsing Facebook, but that signal you're transmitting could be making it tougher for some scientists to do their jobs.

That's why the U.S. National Research Center (NRC), in a report released today, is calling for tougher regulations on the emissions of wireless signals. According to LiveScience, man-made signals have created an "electronic fog" that often blocks natural signals from the Earth or outer space. Scientists monitor these signals to keep an eye on temperature and water level changes in the atmosphere, to determine weather patterns, and even to learn about the origins of the universe.

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Celebrities, TV

David Spade Cashes in on Chris Farley's Memory With DirecTV Ads

Back in the '90s, Chris Farley and David Spade ruled the comedy landscape. But when Farley tragically overdosed, it was clear that Spade was just riding the big guy's coattails. In light of a recently debuted DirecTV commercial (video after the break), it appears that Spade doesn't intend to stop, either.

If you've turned on the television lately, you've probably seen the satellite provider's advertising spot that places an older Spade into the classic "fat guy in a little coat" scene from 'Tommy Boy.' Instead of making us laugh, the commercial makes our stomachs turn. While Farley does his bit (Trust us, it's still funny), Spade laments being stuck in a hotel with his buddy and basic cable when he could be at home watching DirecTV. Frankly, it's just unsettling to watch. What makes it worse is that this isn't the first time the company has used a dead star in a commercial.

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Web

'Network Relief Kit' Keeps You Connected When The Zombies Arrive

Whether it be caused by a rapidly spreading virus or nuclear war, we gave you a head start on surviving the apocalypse. Those gadgets might keep your person safe, but what about your sanity? You'll need the Internet, of course. Thankfully, there's the Network Relief Kit, which, according to Make Magazine, guarantees you'll be able to check Facebook even in the event of a terrible disaster. Best of all, you can carry the kit on your back. (Portability, as you well know, is crucial when running from zombies.)

The lightweight laptop runs on a rechargeable, solar-powered battery and connects to a satellite, hovering high above Earth. You'll have to pay a regular subscription fee (ideally, before the aliens put the final nail in the economic coffin), about $1 per minute for voice calls, and anywhere from $3 to $6 per megabyte of data.

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Computers

US and Russian Satellites Collide In 'Unprecedented' Accident

A US Iridium satellite has hit a defunct Russian satellite in an unprecedented space collision. The crash occurred some 790km (491 miles) over Siberia on Tuesday, according to NASA, and produced a "massive" cloud of debris. About 600 pieces are being tracked from the debris field in hopes of understanding the risk they present to other satellites and the international space station. The Russian craft was identified as the 950kg (2,094 pound) Cosmos 2251, a communications relay station launched in 1993 and believed to have been non-operational for the last 10 years or so. The Iridium telecommunications satellite was estimated to weigh about 560kg (1,234 pounds). Unsurprisingly, its loss is expected to have "minimal impact on Iridium's service," according to a statement made by the company. When asked who was at fault, NASA responded dryly:
"They ran into each other. Nothing has the right of way up there. We don't have an air traffic controller in space. There is no universal way of knowing what's coming in your direction."
Gulp.

Audio/Video

TV Pirate Gets Jail Time for Rebroadcasting DISH Network Material

If you really needed proof that the statement "crime doesn't pay" had at least a semblance of truth behind it, here's your sign. Known satellite TV pirate Glenn White has been sentenced to a 14 month stint in federal prison after pleading guilty to illegally rebroadcasting DISH Network's programming.

As the story goes, Mr. White was doing business in Wagram, North Carolina under the name Wagram Cable, but rather than distributing material in a legal manner, he chose to crack DISH's encryption and then monetize it. Big mistake.

Oh, and DISH Network actually put this out on a press release in order to let the public know it "will continue to fight those who aid or participate in illegally breaking into encrypted DISH Network TV channels and set-top boxes." Don't say it didn't warn you.

[Image courtesy of FlatPanelTV]

Computers, Celebrities

Russian PM Tracking His Dog Via Satellite


Just under a year ago, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced his hopes that one day he could pinpoint the location of his black Labrador, Koni, at any time of the day. Today, a dream has been realized. Mr. Putin has finally procured a satellite collar that will enable him to track the lab regardless of which of the eleven times zones she may be in while waltzing through Russia. Once the collar was slipped on, Deputy Prime Minister Sergei Ivanov immediately said "she looks sad, her free life is over." Putin didn't miss a beat when snapping back: "In Soviet Russia, GLONASS track you!"

[Image courtesy of Picasa, thanks MJ]

Computers

Best Buy's Blue Label Laptops Built According to Customer Feedback


Hey guys / gals, check this out. Best Buy is practically admitting that it is just now starting to "gather insights from customers and work with manufacturers to design products that address [consumers'] needs." In a rather odd release, the big box retailer is announcing two new laptops that'll be exclusive to its store: the 14.1-inch Toshiba Satellite E105-S1402 and the 13.3-inch HP Pavilion dv3510nr. According to the release, these laptops were created and inspired by feedback from Best Buy customers

The Toshiba will feature a 1.2-inch thin frame, WXGA (1,280 x 800) panel, backlit keyboard, DVD burner, 5.5-hours of battery life and an $1,199 price tag. The HP (shown after the break) will include a LED-backlit WXGA display, up to 4-hours of battery life, inbuilt webcam and precisely the same retail price.

Eventually, Best Buy is hoping to expand the Blue Label series to other product lines, though there's no word on where to find these elusive input cards that it's supposedly using to pick and choose wares.

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Computers

New Surveillance Program Finds Another Use for Military Satellites



Anyone who has been paying attention to the civil rights debacle that has been the Bush presidency will surely appreciate the irony of this one: A bill signed by President Bush last week allows the National Applications Office (NAO) to begin operating a limited version of a program that would turn military spy satellites towards our own soil. The images it captures will be shared with other federal, state, and local government agencies. Meanwhile, the government's own watchdog agency, the Government Accountability Office, warns (in an unpublished report) that the program, which is intended to grow in scope, does to privacy and civil liberties what Fox News does to video journalism and good taste.

As it exists for the time being, the NAO is restricted to monitoring activities such as "monitoring volcanic activity, environmental and geological changes, hurricanes, and floods." But as documentation has already made clear, officials at the Department of Homeland Security hope to "branch out" as well, providing assistance and information to domestic law enforcement agencies.

So, to summarize: yet another government agency is being set up to watch us. Where do we sign up!? [From: ArsTechnica]

Computers

Space Satellite to Track California Rats

Scientists Track Rats From Space
Imagine being the spy satellite operator who gets moved from tracking Osama duty to counting rats -- Giant Kangaroo Rats, to be specific. Scientists in California are using images from an Israeli defense satellite in order to count the number of Giant Kangaroo Rats still living in the California desert. The satellite images won't be able to actually reveal individual rats, but they will be able to see the species' large burrows surrounded with mounds of seeds.

Much of the Kangaroo Rat's habitat has been lost to farming in the San Joaquin Valley, where a canal has turned the desert landscape into a patchwork of farms. The shrinking habitat isn't just affecting the endangered giant rat either. The Kangaroo Rats are essential to the Californian ecosystem, explains Tim Bean, a doctoral student at the University of California, Berkeley. "Without them the entire ecosystem would go out of whack," he told CNN.

The satellite tracking will replace trapping and expensive airplane fly-overs. Still, the scientists have a tough job ahead of them -- we can't imagine that spotting the burrow of even a Giant Rat is all that easy from space. [From: CNN]

Audio/Video, Computers

Spy Satellites to ID You Via Your Shadow?

Spy Satellites Could ID Your Shadow
It is literally becoming impossible to hide (and yet we still can't find Bin Laden). Cameras are posted everywhere. Facial and audio recognition software have made leaps and bounds. The NSA is tapping our phones, and the cops have cameras that can read your license plate. What else could our governments and law enforcement possibly need to keep tabs on us?

Why, spy satellites that can identify your shadow, of course!

Scientists are working on a system that will be able to analyze shadows from satellite video to recreate the way a person walks. Since your stride, sway, pace, and bounce combine to create a gait unique to you, gait analysis could prove to be a powerful tool for tracking criminals and terrorists (and you).

Of course, there are some caveats. Most satellites currently in orbit can't record high enough resolution images for effective gait analysis. Also, because the method is reliant on shadows, the system could be easily disrupted by rain or cloud cover and would prove completely useless at night.

Still, researchers believe this could prove to be an invaluable tool for tracking ne'er do wells. Oh, and you. [From: Daily Mail]

Computers, Google

French Wineries Using Satellite Images to Improve Grape Crop

Using Satellite Photos to Make Wine
It was only a matter of time before satellite imagery started sneaking its way into every possible aspect of life. Law enforcement officials are using satellite surveillance imagery left and right in their work, while other folks with way too much time on their hands use satellite photos from Google Earth to study the natural orientation of cows. Thankfully, a French wine consultancy group (ICV) and Infoterra are making use of satellite images for something beyond the terrifying and stupid.

The two group have combined satellite images and aerial photographs to create Oenoview, a system that allows vintners to identify characteristics of large swaths of a grape crop. This allows vineyards to estimate beforehand the quality and worth of a crop, long before it is harvested.

However, not many French vineyards are jumping to use the system. Oenoview comes with a very high price tag, though Infoterra and the ICV expect that many grape growers will come around as competition from vineyards in Italy, Spain, and the United States increases. [From: Reuters]

Audio/Video, Car Tech

FCC Approves Sirius and XM Satellite Radio Merger

In a somewhat unsurprising move, the FCC has approved the merger of Sirius and XM after protracted -- and incredibly boring -- multi-year negotiations. The Federal Communication Commission decided tonight to allow a deal that will bring the two satellite radio providers together, creating a combined subscriber base of roughly 18 million users.

The deal isn't without catches, however, with the Commission stating that the companies must cap prices for three years following the merger, allow subscriber choice on content, and lower fees for channel packages. FCC head Kevin Martin seemed pleased with the final outcome, stating, "Consumers will get to enjoy the best of the programming on both services." You know who wasn't so stoked? Clear Channel. [Source: Washington Post]

Audio/Video, TV

Man Accidentally Kills Wife During Botched Satellite TV Install

Man Shoots Wife During Botched Satellite TV Install

You know those annoying pro-cable commercials that always talk about how awful or expensive it is to install a satellite dish, and how comparatively easy, cheap, and dependable cable is? Yeah, well, they don't have anything on this story out of Sedalia, Missouri, where a husband has admitted to shooting his wife during the install of a home satellite TV system.

Amazingly the husband, Ronald Long, was trying to use a .22-caliber pistol to shoot a hole through the wall in the couple's home to enable them to run a wire through to the television. His first shot was apparently unsuccessful in penetrating the wall and his second shot somehow hit his wife in the chest, 34-year-old Patsy Long. She was pronounced dead on Saturday night.

Ronald could now be charged with manslaughter, though prosecutors haven't confirmed whether that is their intention. It also remains to be seen whether the cable companies will start filming new ads about these new potential dangers of satellite dish installation, but we wouldn't put it past them.

In related news, and just in general, we'd like to know this: When will gadgets stop killing people!?

From KHQA

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Audio/Video, Car Tech

Justice Department Approves XM / Sirius Merger

Following a year of review, the U.S. Department of Justice just announced that it will allow the merger of XM and Sirius, the two leading U.S. satellite radio providers. Interestingly, the Department of Justice does not see the merger as anti-competitive. Engadget explains:

The deciding factor appeared to be the proprietary hardware needed to receive both XM and Sirius; since consumers who shell out aren't likely to switch, the DOJ doesn't think the marketplace is all that competitive to begin with, which makes the impact of a merger relatively small. In fact, the DOJ says the merger could actually benefit consumers, who might see lower prices as the result of more efficient operations, broader programming options, and faster rollouts of new technology.

Although the Justice Department's decision is important, the merger won't happen without the approval of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) -- the next stage in the process.

From Engadget and CNN


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Audio/Video, TV

DirecTV Begins Testing On-Demand Services

Satellite-based television provider DirecTV recently began beta testing new on-demand technology that enables viewers to browse, select and watch movies, tv episodes, and other content.

While on-demand features have been available for years with cable providers such as Comcast, they have not been available through DirecTV, due to the one-way nature of satellite TV. By combining a digital video recorder (DVR) and a broadband (high-speed Internet) connection, DirecTV is finally able to provide on-demand functionality, and the company plans to launch the full service this spring with about 3,000 titles.

Although Comcast trumps DirecTV in the on-demand arena -- the cable giant currently gives subscribers access to over 10,000 titles with no delay -- DirecTV is still the undisputed leader in HD programming.

From tgdaily and The Wall Street Journal


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