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Russian Astronaut's Blog Makes Outer Space Fun Again


While NASA astronauts typically tweet banalities about their jobs, the hilarity of one Russian cosmonaut's blog is skyrocketing to infinity... and beyond.

Maksim Suraev, a Roscosmos astronaut aboard the International Space Station, has used his blog to give readers some humorous insight into daily outer space existence. Translated into English by Russia Today, the blog features not only weirdly hilarious pictures from aboard the Station, but intimate and witty writing, as well. (Russophones can find the original here.) One post discusses the "holy symbols" aboard the station, with a picture of religious icons floating in zero gravity. One of those icons is Suraev's own crucifix, which, he claims, contains "a piece of the original cross on which Jesus was crucified."

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Computers, Web

Court Busts Hacker Over $100,000-Stealing Trojan Horse

A man used hacking software to steal more than $100,000 from banking and brokerage accounts over a six-month period in 2007, according to Macworld. Alexey Mineev recently plead guilty to one count of money laundering in U.S. District Court.

Mineev stole account numbers and passwords from users with a Trojan horse, which can pose as anything from a security patch to a screensaver. Then, he wired the stolen money to accounts in Russia, sometimes moving as much as $10,000 at a time. Security experts told Macworld that it's difficult to recover money once it leaves the U.S. Two other men were charged along with Mineev in the hacking scheme but U.S. authorities cannot touch one of them, because he, like the money, is in Russia.

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Computers

US and Russian Satellites Collide In 'Unprecedented' Accident

A US Iridium satellite has hit a defunct Russian satellite in an unprecedented space collision. The crash occurred some 790km (491 miles) over Siberia on Tuesday, according to NASA, and produced a "massive" cloud of debris. About 600 pieces are being tracked from the debris field in hopes of understanding the risk they present to other satellites and the international space station. The Russian craft was identified as the 950kg (2,094 pound) Cosmos 2251, a communications relay station launched in 1993 and believed to have been non-operational for the last 10 years or so. The Iridium telecommunications satellite was estimated to weigh about 560kg (1,234 pounds). Unsurprisingly, its loss is expected to have "minimal impact on Iridium's service," according to a statement made by the company. When asked who was at fault, NASA responded dryly:
"They ran into each other. Nothing has the right of way up there. We don't have an air traffic controller in space. There is no universal way of knowing what's coming in your direction."
Gulp.

Cell Phones

Nokia Phones Coming With Stalin-Themed Wallpaper in Russia


Personally, we're always excited to get free multimedia packs loaded on our phones -- wallpapers and ringtones don't come cheap, after all. We draw the line at multimedia packs of Cold War-era dictators, though, which is why Nokia's pretty fired up that some of its sets are being sold at retail in Russia preloaded with exciting Stalin-themed memorabilia. Apparently -- and we believe them -- Nokia has nothing to do with the unexpected bonus, saying that "even if Nokia was on the brink of ruin and release phones or panel with a portrait of Stalin was the only chance to save our business, Nokia [would not do] that." Admittedly, we're pretty curious to learn more about the doomsday scenario they're referring to where companies can only survive by Stalin-branding their products -- but for now, Nokia's recommending comrades shoppers steer clear of the "special edition" devices since they're clearly not factory sealed. [Via textually.org]

Computers

Russian Businessman Trademarks ;-) Emoticon

Ridiculous Russian Businessman Trademarks ;-)
We really love it when people make outrageous claims that they, for example, own the trademark for an emoticon.

Oleg Teterin, a Russian businessman and owner of Superfone (a mobile ad company), has trademarked the wink emoticon, ;-). Teterin says he has no intentions of going after individual users, but that he wants businesses to understand they will not get away with using his trademarked symbol without paying a small licensing fee -- just a few tens of thousands of dollars a year. Teterin even had the gall to claim that the emoticons :-), ;), and :) are similar enough to his newly-trademarked wink that they will also be subject to legal action.

Of course, Teterin is ignoring the widely accepted tale that the emoticon was invented by Scott Fahlman, a Carnegie Mellon professor, who included :-) in an e-mail way back in 1982. We expect that Teterin's claim will crumble as soon as he actually tries to enforce his trademark in front of a judge. [From: SF Gate]

Computers, Celebrities

Russian PM Tracking His Dog Via Satellite


Just under a year ago, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced his hopes that one day he could pinpoint the location of his black Labrador, Koni, at any time of the day. Today, a dream has been realized. Mr. Putin has finally procured a satellite collar that will enable him to track the lab regardless of which of the eleven times zones she may be in while waltzing through Russia. Once the collar was slipped on, Deputy Prime Minister Sergei Ivanov immediately said "she looks sad, her free life is over." Putin didn't miss a beat when snapping back: "In Soviet Russia, GLONASS track you!"

[Image courtesy of Picasa, thanks MJ]

Audio/Video, Celebrities

Vladimir Putin Releases Judo DVD


Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin apparently has something to prove -- we suspect he's trying to compensate for something we won't identify. In celebration of his 56th birthday, the former KGB agent has released a DVD that stars himself, alongside Japanese and Russian specialists, demonstrating Judo techniques. 'Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin' (seriously, that's the title) features Putin displaying a surprising level of strength and speed while taking down opponents with ease and executing difficult grappling techniques.

As if the slightly bizarre notion of a politician releasing a martial arts instructional video weren't enough, Putin also released a series of photos of himself bare-chested running through the woods, as well as white water rafting and horseback riding in fatigues.

This is the same man who last year released photos of himself shooting a tiger with a tranquilizer dart to save journalists, and who also took members of the press on a fishing trip where he slept under a thin blanket, rather than in a sleeping bag (despite temperatures that dipped below freezing during the night).

These sort of testosterone-fueled shenanigans make President Bush's photo ops (like brush-clearing adventures on the ranch) seem downright wussy by comparison. [From: Telegraph]

Computers, Google

Giant Tribute to Lenin Found on Google Earth

Giant Tribute to Lenin Found in Google Maps
It must be sad when you spend all sorts of time and effort on something and no one notices for over 30 years. The woodcutters who created the massive tribute to Lenin have probably long since forgotten about their handiwork, which is a shame since only now is it being appreciated by a wider audience. The Telegraph reports that it was recently discovered by the blog EnglishRussia via Google Earth, and the message -- made up of trees -- was carved into the Siberian backwoods, near Kazakhstan.

The roughly 262 foot tall letters spell out "Lenin is 100," celebrating the communist leader's birthday in 1970. 38 years later, the letters are still perfectly clear and readable.

Why exactly the tribute was carved into a remote forest that no one will see is still a bit of a mystery, but some have speculated that it was a message intended to be picked up by American spy satellites. [From: Telegraph]

Computers

Georgia Accuses Russia of Conducting Cyber-Warfare

Georgia Claims Sites Attacked by Russian Hackers

The conflict with the former Soviet state of Georgia continues to rumble with Russian forces still on the offensive. But,in this modern conflict, Georgia is also claiming Russian assaults on a very different battlefield: cyberspace. Georgian officials are accusing Russian forces of engaging in attacks against official sites, like that of the Georgian Ministry of Defense, which was knocked offline over the weekend.

As of now, the sites are back up, but this is thanks to the work of Georgian (Information Technology) IT folks doing their best to thwart the attackers. It remains to be seen, however, whether the attackers are acting as part of a concerted effort by the Russian government, or are instead led by Russian nationalists letting their pride get the best of them, as was the case in last summer's the Estonian cyber attacks. [Source: CNet News]

Cell Phones, Back to School

Russian Student Spams 400 People With Death Threat

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A Russian student with a sick sense of humor is now paying the price for his poor taste.

According to 'Russia Today,' Anton Shurubara sent 400 death threats to random phone numbers proclaiming "Death to Russian pigs and to you, freak!" Funny, considering he is Russian. Shurubara, who was tracked down authorities, claimed "I was just joking around, I wanted to see what people's reactions would be." What an interesting social experiment Anton! Well done!

The court decided that "the mass text message amounted to racial hatred and a provocation to extremism." Anton will serve one year of probation for his behavior. [Source: Textually]

Computers

Eastern European Security Center to Defend Against Cyber Attacks



Seven European members of NATO are banding together to create a cyber defense center in Estonia, following that country's experience with an overwhelming attack on its Internet structure last year, which it blamed on hackers in Russia who were been upset with the Estonian government's decision to move a statue of Vladimir Lenin in its capital city of Tallinn to a graveyard. In the end, it may have been an Estonian who staged some of the attacks but ethnic Russians living in the Baltic state and others in Russia itself were likely responsible.

More than 1 million remotely operated computers are estimated to have been involved in the attack. Actual riots occurred in the city after this event last April.

Germany, Slovakia, Latvia, Lithuania, Italy and Spain will provide staff for the center and the United States will send observers to watch how this group devises strategies to defend against cyber attacks, which can easily escalate into a national security problem for a country under fire.

The center will be fully staffed by the end of August and fully operational in 2009. [Source: BBC]

Car Tech

Giant Moscow Billboard Is Peppered with Real Cars

Giant Moscow billboard

This isn't so much a technology story as a super-sized, impress you with the audacity story. A giant billboard in Moscow, stretching up and across approximately 1.5 ACRES (no, not a typo), features real BMWs affixed sideways to appear as though they are racing across the advertisement's expanse.

In the Western World, we know they do things big in Texas, but this enormous ad tops anything we've seen of this type.

Stuck to the side of the billboard are a BMW Z4 M Coupe, an M3, an M5, and an M6. The headlights are on, although no one is behind the wheel.

There have been some other creative billboards mounted highways and famous byways. Just take a gander at the bright and creative ads all over New York's Times Square or London's Piccadilly Circus.

From Autoblog. (Image from English Russia.)

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Computers

Teen Girl Blog Site Now Popular With Russian Intellectuals

Live Journal Sold to Russian Business Partner
Some Web sites has as many lives as cats. One of the Web sites that helped launch the blogging craze, Live Journal, has been sold by its American owners Six Apart to Russian business partner SUP. The one-time haven for teenage emo girls has declined in popularity over the last few years, and been replaced by MySpace, Google Blogger, and Yahoo 360, which are at the top of the list of most popular blogging hosts.

But even though its popularity here in the States has waned, Live Journal has gradually become the blogging outlet of choice for Russian intellectuals, who are increasingly looking for ways to break through their government's increased crackdowns on media and free speech. So, naturally, SUP was eager to step in and take this blogging pioneer to its next chapter.

Under its new owners, Live Journal will continue to operate as normal, and will be established as a separate company from SUP.

From Reuters

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Russia Tests "Father of All Bombs" on September 11


The Cold War supposedly ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, but it appears someone forgot to tell the Russians. On September 11th, Russia tested and detonated the new Tu-160, also known as the 'Father of All Bombs' (FOAB). This bomb is, by our calculations, a direct challenge to the United States-built 'Mother of All Bombs' (MOAB).

When detonated in 2003, the MOAB was the most powerful non-nuclear explosive ever detonated. It contains just over eight tons of explosives with the force of about 11 tons of TNT. The MOAB packs enough power to flatten an area of roughly 9 city blocks.

Russia couldn't be left behind in the race for massively destructive bombs and developed the FOAB. The new national genital compensator destroys an area twice as large as the MOAB, burns twice as hot, and explodes with four times the force -- 44 tons of TNT. All of this force comes out of just over seven tons of an undisclosed high explosive which weighs 2,000 pounds less than the MOAB's innards.

The Russian military is even trying to put a green spin on the device. Alexander Rukshin, deputy chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces, says, "It is environmentally friendly, compared to a nuclear bomb."

Now that the US has been one-upped on the weapons of mass destruction front, you can bet that the Pentagon is preparing to build a weapon that will essentially turn the Earth into a second Sun, bathing us all in its white-hot flames.

From Slashdot

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Car Tech

World's Longest Tunnel Planned By Russia

World's Longest Tunnel

They say that the first people who migrated to North America did so via a land bridge between present day Russia and Alaska, and if Russia has its way we will again be able to cross the Bering Strait without a boat.

Russia unveiled a project, called TKM-World Link, to connect the Siberian peninsula with Alaska via the worlds longest tunnel. The $12 Billion, 64 mile tunnel would include a highway, a rail link, oil and gas pipelines, and power cables. The tunnel will also require the building of 3,700 miles of transportation infrastructure to feed the tunnel at an estimated cost of $52 Billion.

Don't get too excited, though -- the project will take at least 10 to 15 years to complete.

From Bloomberg

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