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Agri-Nerd Programs Classic 'Hello World' Code... in a Wheat Field

The intricate and wondrous designs of crop circles have mystified and enthralled generations of global spectators from all walks of life. A new, unique crop design, which is actually a square, has recently appeared and is specifically designed for geeks and nerds (particularly those who happen to be brilliant programmers).

Ben Hopfeng-Aertner, a German programmer, has mowed a huge grassy pattern in Semacode, which is a "machine readable," visual programming language. According to Ars Technica, once the agricultural code is translated by a machine, the 'Tetris'-looking pattern literally reads, "Hello, World!" Ben has also created an explanatory Web site that boasts numerous features, including a series of photos detailing the extensive work required to cut the crop code.

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Computers

Could 'Football Computers' Threaten Coaches Jobs?

Sure, watching football is great, but the real fun begins once the games have ended, and the hordes of overweight, middle-aged men, who have never donned pads or laced up cleats, get to play Monday morning quarterback. Anyone can second guess the coach, and sound like an expert doing it, while lamenting wasted plays and missed opportunities.

Two researchers have created a computer model that may bench all of those armchair quarterbacks, though, because the program uses playbooks, statistics, trends, and other factors to determine exactly what play to run, and when specifically to run it. According to Inside Science News Service, statisticians Sharif Melouk and Marcus Perry incorporated "techniques often used to allocate resources in contexts like business and antiterrorist protection efforts" in creating the perfect play-caller.

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Computers, Video Games

Nerds Program Videogame Bots to Wage Nuclear War

What happens when you take one large group of nerds, throw them in a convention, and tell them to cut loose? Well, we'll give you a hint: it doesn't involve boatloads of booze, loud music, or a conga line.

The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers challenged the attendants of its convention to create a big, bad bot to ultimately win a one-on-one tournament in DEFCON -- a strategy game that Fidgit calls a "thermonuclear chess match." Essentially, the programmers try to convince judges that the artificial intelligence is a person playing the game.The person whose AI bot racks up the most kills wins $500 and a legion of nerdy fans.

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Video Games, Celebrities

Adolescent Kanye West Created Sex-Themed 'Mario' Game


In 2006, Kanye West fought off accusations that he suffered from sex addiction, offering this, "I say, 'yeah, I like porn,' then it's all: 'Kanye West: Sex Addict.'" Well, his recent revelation to Details magazine won't help to dispel any of those rumors.

The ever eclectic West describes a version of 'Mario Bros.' he had attempted to create as a youngster on his home computer. Here's an excerpt from the Details interview:

"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like 'Mario Brothers,' but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. You'd have to draw in and program every little step. It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Genius innovator of new and unique styles of music and gaming, or pervert? In case he's reading, we'll say genius. [From: Joystiq]

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Audio/Video, TV

ESPN Recommends Dropping HDTV to Weather Tough Economy


Wait a second, read that headline again. Got it? Has it sunk in? Awesome. ESPN, the self-proclaimed worldwide leader in sports and true pioneer in getting even some of the most obscure events known to man in HD, has let DJ Gallo go right off the deep end. In an article titled "Financial tips for sports fans in a troubled economy," he first recommends to sell your old playing cards -- you know, since hordes of people are out in this economy trying to snap up Topps collections plastered with middle-aged athletes on them. The second recommendation is the most astounding: "Drop your HDTV package." We can't help but think that he's totally joking here -- a sports website telling hardcore sports fanatics to ditch high-def? Talk about a reason to chuckle.

Audio/Video, TV

The Best Shows to Watch in HD This Fall


Now that that Fall 2008 HDTV schedule is well underway, 'Sound & Vision' has had time to investigate which shows are best for showing off your new flat-panel / surround sound system. Sure, we know you're still interested in those far-fetched "plots" and "story lines," but what about tickling your retinas and eardrums with the best TV has to offer? We'd rather not give away any surprises, but after reading through the mag's top seven, why not chime in below with how you agree / disagree? [From: Sound and Vision]

Audio/Video

TV Pirate Gets Jail Time for Rebroadcasting DISH Network Material

If you really needed proof that the statement "crime doesn't pay" had at least a semblance of truth behind it, here's your sign. Known satellite TV pirate Glenn White has been sentenced to a 14 month stint in federal prison after pleading guilty to illegally rebroadcasting DISH Network's programming.

As the story goes, Mr. White was doing business in Wagram, North Carolina under the name Wagram Cable, but rather than distributing material in a legal manner, he chose to crack DISH's encryption and then monetize it. Big mistake.

Oh, and DISH Network actually put this out on a press release in order to let the public know it "will continue to fight those who aid or participate in illegally breaking into encrypted DISH Network TV channels and set-top boxes." Don't say it didn't warn you.

[Image courtesy of FlatPanelTV]

Audio/Video

Hotels Upgrading Rooms With HDTVs, But Forget HD Programming


Surely you've noticed this by now if you happen to end up in hotels often -- there's an HDTV there on your wall, thought nary a single HD channel appears when you flip it on. It's an unfortunate trend that's sweeping the lodging industry, as more and more chains cave to the pressures of having sexy, thin TVs all while disregarding the need for HD programming.

Of course, most are playing the cost card as the reason why they have yet to offer up any HD channels on those wasted HDTVs, although not all hope is lost. At Hilton, you can expect each and every room to have a flat-panel TV and HDTV service by June of 2009, and LodgeNet, which began offering high-definition service in 2005, expects to add a half million new HD-served rooms this year alone. Please, travel venues -- don't force us to watch stretch-o-vision while away from home. [From: NY Times]

[Thanks, Ben]

Audio/Video, Computers, TV

WhereverTV Brings International Channels To Your TV


Not only is this thing powered by Neuros, it even resembles the Neuros OSD. Announced today at the SINO Consumer Electronics Show, the brashly named WhereverTV acts as a liaison between your Internet-connected PC and TV, delivering "hundreds of live international television channels in more than 40 languages from almost 100 countries around the world."

The 5- x 5- x 1-inch box must be simultaneously connected to your router and TV, and once the tele is flipped on, you'll be able to browse, manage and stream scads of international TV channels from wherever you are in the world. Granted, we still prefer the flexibility of the ZvBox (which allows you to tap into all facets of Internet video, not just one segment), but for just $199.99 with no activation or recurring charges (available now at Amazon), this could be just the thing for foreign television junkies or folks currently living outside of their homeland. [Source: PR Newswire]

Audio/Video, TV, Summer Fun

NBC Lays Out 2008 Beijing Olympics Coverage Plans


Just in case it didn't really sink in last August, NBC is gearing up to air 3,600 hours of Olympics coverage this year. Yeah, 3,600 hours. So, how are mere plebeians supposed to watch that much content? With a couple HD DVRs, you ought to have no troubles at all. Hailed as the "most ambitious single media project in history," NBC Universal will be broadcasting across seven different NBC networks: NBC, USA, MSNBC, CNBC, Oxygen, Telemundo and Universal HD, as well as NBCOlympics.com.

Granted, this is speaking strictly of coverage here in the United States, but there's no denying that nations across the globe are doing their best to snatch up as much of the Games as possible. For a complete rundown of what to expect just under a month from now, bookmark the links below.

Read - NBC announces Olympics plans
Read - Coverage listings

Audio/Video

Loud Commercials Actually Not That Loud, Just Startling


Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Is this report really saying that those obnoxiously loud used car commercials aren't any louder than the programs they accompany? In fact, yes. Tom Feran has taken the time to actually explain how loudness works in television here in the US, and the resulting report is pretty fascinating.

In essence, a typical drama will have moments of loudness and moments of quiet, and commercials that follow the show have to respect the same maximum as the show. However, unlike the program, commercials can simply max out the volume from start to finish, causing a "perceived" or "inconsistent" loudness that's just barely lawful.

As you well know, British regulators are stepping in to make sure no ad is "excessively noisy or strident," but the situation in America could get worse post-2009. You see, digital broadcasts have a wider dynamic range (or loudness spectrum), leaving more room for annoying salespeople to totally invade your eardrum. Nevertheless, the article linked below is a must-read for anyone who has ever been enraged by a "ridiculously loud commercial." [Source: Cleveland.com]

[Image courtesy of Derrick Logan]

Computers

Computer Programming for Kids

The MIT Media Lab has developed a free programming tool called Scratch, which is designed with one clear mission: Keep it simple. The program allows anyone to create his or her own interactive programs without a lick of code. Aimed at children, the software does not require knowledge of computer programming languages such as C or C++. Rather, it uses a building block metaphor in its graphical user interface (GUI), making it accessible to anyone who's comfortable using such basic operating system concepts as folders and windows.

Building a program is as easy as selecting an object or character you get from the built-in menu. You can also use images you've created or even snagged off of the Web. You place the object in the main window, where you can then drag actions and sounds on top of it. But don't take our word for it. Watch the above video to see how to make a cat move across the screen in just a few simple steps.

In many ways, the tool is similar to building with Lego blocks, which is only fitting since one of Scratch's researchers, Professor Mitchel Resnick, invented Lego Mindstorms, an educational robotics toolkit. The name Scratch was inspired by the way DJs take different parts from different places to create something completely new.

The software is for Mac and PC and available as a free download. A companion Web site allows kiddies to upload and share their programs. They can also take parts from other people's projects to use in their own.

If you listen closely, you can actually hear the thousands of programmers who are right now telling their kids, "Back in my day, we had to program everything by hand, uphill and in the snow!'

From BBC

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