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Palin Calls Photoshopped Images 'Atrocious'


Sarah Palin may have bid adieu to the national political spotlight last November, but she doesn't seem to have any intention of leaving the media spotlight behind. The former vice-presidential candidate's camp has launched accusations of intolerance at an Alaskan political blogger over a photoshopped image featuring Palin, a conservative talk show host, and Palin's youngest son Trig, a special needs child with Down Syndrome.

For the past several months, Linda Kellen Biegel, the author of the Democratic Alaskan political blog Blue Oasis, has covered conservative Alaskan radio personality Eddie Burke's treatment of fellow Alaskan Andree McLeod, a self-described political watchdog who has vocally and consistently criticized Palin. As Biegel's coverage wore on, she came to suspect that the Governor's office had directly assisted what she has called the Republican Burke's "smear campaign" against McLeod.

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Celebrities

Are These Stars for Real? (Not at All -- They've Been Airbrushed!)



In the Golden Era of Hollywood, re-touching photographic stills of movie stars was the standard. The layers of illusion that the studio machine wrapped around the already striking actors was impressive; makeup, ingenious lighting, and delicate, highly sophisticated airbrushing were applied by teams of trained experts. The image you saw of Joan Crawford was unquestionably removed from what the woman would look like without makeup or manipulation. But the limits of the technology -- and the skill and intelligence of the artisans who produced the final images -- kept the bounds of physical reality within check; the stars, while greatly idealized, still looked like themselves.

In the digital age, all that has changed. The explosion of outlets for celebrity imagery (ads, music videos, television commercials and magazine covers) have created a much larger market for retouching, and the digital retouching program Photoshop has met this need (albeit with frequently calamitous results). The ever-increasing celebrity frenzy and fixation on looks promoted by magazines like US Weekly and The Star and sites like Pink is The New Blog have driven standards into a strange, otherworldly zone. The preponderance of plastic surgery, truly heroic dieting and physical training, and overzealous Photoshopping have created a new generation of idealized and, in some cases, not-quite-human images of celebs. While plastic surgery requires some degree of serious contemplation by even the most hardened Botox-junkie, to have your Photoshopper remove every last trace of individuality from your appearance you need only say the word.

Here are just a few of the more notable -- if not notorious -- digital facsimiles.

Computers

Photoshop Prevents Currency Printouts -- What Else Does It Look For?

Adobe Disables Printing of Currency through Photoshop
In common tech parlance, to modify an image digitally is to "Photoshop" it, slang that has developed thanks to the incredible popularity of Adobe's premier photo editing application. One place where the application has apparently become especially common is in the creation of counterfeit currency, and now the company has taken a step to attempt to prevent its use there, disabling the print functionality when an image of scanned money is loaded into the application.

You can import and modify pictures of currency if you like, but once you do so, the application internally figures out what you're working with and pops up a dialog box. It states, quite simply: "This application does not support the printing of banknote images." Next, the print menu item is disabled, meaning you'll have to load the image into a different application if you're looking to run a batch of phony currency onto paper. That seems like a minor inconvenience, but the bigger question is: What else is Photoshop looking for? If it can detect a $20 bill, surely it can surely detect other objects as well ... [From: Digg]

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Computers, Google

Santa's Gmail Inbox Revealed

Santa's Gmail Inbox Revealed

In the vein of the fake Sarah Palin Facebook page, Holy Taco is celebrating the holiday season by poking fun at Santa and all things Christmas.

The Photoshop pranksters at Holy Taco have recreated Santa's Gmail inbox, replete with 419 scam messages and offers for cheap Viagra. Of course, Santa's inbox also has bratty kids asking for a PlayStation 3 and PETA complaining about his enslavement of reindeer.

We don't want to ruin all the fun, so follow the read link to check out the image for yourself. [From: Holy Taco via walyou]

Computers

Computer Program Knows How to Make You More Beautiful

Software to Rearrange, and Beautify, your Face
Chances are you've looked in the mirror before and spotted something on your face you wouldn't mind tweaking, whether it be a simple blemish or something a little more serious such as an uneven eye or a nose that didn't make it through your youth without getting a little crooked.

Such facial issues can be addressed by doctors and surgeons, to some degree (if you've got the money). But if seeing the 'ideal' you in a picture is enough, then a trip to visit some researchers at Tel Aviv University (TAU) might be in the cards. They've developed software able to start with a single picture of a face and automatically re-arrange its parts dynamically to improve its attractiveness.

The researchers trained a computer program to determine those faces considered by humans to be more attractive. Now, when the computer is given a photograph of any person's face (regardless of race or sex), it will manipulate that input face to improve its geometry. The results are occasionally quite noticeable, like the straightening of the eyes in the woman above, which, we figure, makes her more classically attractive. Sometimes, though, the manipulations look rather too artificial and a bit creepy. And isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder, anyway? Hit the read link to see a whole slideshow of automatically retouched celebrities and see for yourself. [From: The New York Times]

Computers, Celebrities, TV

Sarah Palin a Gold Mine for Internet Humor

Sarah Palin a Gold Mine for Internet Humor
We have to thank the John McCain and the Republican Party for giving us the greatest source of Vice President humor since Dan Quayle. In fact, Sarah Palin has single-handedly made 'Saturday Night Live' worth watching again, thanks to Tina Fey's babbling, wide-eyed impression of the Republican VP candidate.

But shows like 'SNL' and 'The Daily Show' aren't the only outlets reaping the comedic benefits of Palin's folksy "charm." The Internet is ripe with parodies and satirical takes on the VP candidate's interview performances, lack of foreign policy experience, and level of religious fervor.

The InterviewPalin site automatically generates random responses to questions in her trademark incoherent manner -- filled with political buzzwords, non-sequiturs, and thought fragments. RemixSarahPalin.com asks you to "help Sarah make sense" by remixing the audio of her responses from interviews and the debate.

Less interactive, but no less hilarious, is the mock Facebook profile posted at the Holy Taco humor blog. The great Photoshop job spoofs her lack of foreign policy experience (her 'Where I've Been' application lists only Alaska), her religious beliefs (she belongs to the group 'Evolution Shmevolution'), and her interview with Katie Couric (added Couric as a friend, only to remove her three hours later). Our favorite joke though is the wall comment from Jesus who proclaims, "You like me. We get it."

There are other great details in the fake profile check it out, but be warned it's not safe for work. [From: Telegraph]

Cameras, Computers

With Photoshop a Click Away, Can Photography Be Trusted?

The End of News Photography's Trustworthiness?
We're entering an interesting time in the reporting world, when what was just news is now -- questionable. It used to be that if you could lead your story with a photo of its subject, then that was all the proof you needed. Now, though, in a world of Photoshop tweaks and rather more blatant modifications, that's no longer the case. Newsweek is asking the question whether anyone will ever trust news photography again.

Newsweek spoke with highly regarded photojournalist John Long, who said: "With technology, you can make the moment anything you want it to be. Our credibility has been stretched in so many ways, so I don't think the public has a great deal of faith in us." It's hard to argue that point, with tales of the so-called Montauk Monster being picked up by major news sites everywhere. The supposed beast was spotted on a Long Island beach earlier in the month, photographed by a sun-seeker, then posted online by gossip portal Gawker. From there it was picked up by the big news sites and got plenty of TV time. Many speculated it was a dog carcass, others that it was something totally new. Now a movie director has said it was just a prop from his movie and that this is all a viral marketing campaign, though that's a claim that many believe is itself a hoax.

We've also got those UFOs that popped up all over the newswires last year, but seemingly nowhere in the real world. We've also seen a growing trend of digital slicing and dicing of celebrities, most recently Mariah Carey, but no shortage of predecessors, making this a trend that's not going away anytime soon.

So, the question is: do you trust news photographs any longer? [Source: Newsweek]

Celebrities

Were the Brangelina Baby Pics Photoshopped?



We are so over two things right now. One is the discussion of how much People Magazine paid for the Pitt-Jolie-clan cover shot (more than $14 mil, in case you managed not to hear). The other is the constant analysis of Photoshop intervention in magazine covers. Now a few articles that cover our two least favorite things are making the rounds of the Web. Said articles speculate that MAYBE the babies aren't as cute as they seem on the cover.

Did People's Photoshoppers PASTE ON baby Vivienne's smile? Maybe they did, if the evidence involving a citation from Parenting mag, which alleges that "babies don't smile from external stimulation until 2-4 months," is enough to prove the point. The articles also speculate that maybe the babies were just born weeks ago, which is why they're able to smile, and that Brangelina just didn't tell us. Either way, the celebrity couple is lying, it would seem.

Well maybe the li'l ones were burping. Or maybe the photographers were just really patient. Whatev. In short, we are way more interested in this picture, which makes for a far more interesting debate. [Source: New York via Style Dash]

Computers, TV

iTunes Doctors Image From Hit TV Show





Don't believe everything you read... or see.

It's a time-honored practice to alter photos that don't adhere to certain political, strategic or social goals. Leon Trotsky was removed from photographs under Vladimir Lenin's reign. Celebrity magazine covers are notorious for air-brushing starlets to appear thinner, tanner or wrinkle-free. Even news events are skewed when states (just the rogue sort?) send out propaganda of missile tests that supposedly go off without a flaw but instead turn out to be doctored.

So it comes as no surprise that in the world of entertainment and advertising, the original message is made more, shall we say, family-friendly when, for example, all the guns are removed from the movie 'E.T.,' or now when the iTunes store wipes out the image of a cigarette from its page for the hit cable TV show 'Mad Men.'

Yes, the TV show about 1960s Madison Avenue advertising executives peddling the benefits of cigarette smoking had the cigarette removed from the official iTunes page.

While we were looking into the matter, though, the cigarette magically reappeared. Hmmmm. Compare the three images above for yourself. The first is from the 'Mad Men' Web site. The second is from iTunes earlier in the day. And the third is current.

Looks like someone in Apple-land has been busy with Photoshop. [Source: Gawker]

Celebrities

Mariah Carey: Photoshop Hack Job Claims Latest Victim



As we all know, '90s pop superstahh Mariah Carey, she of 'Dream Lover' fame, is back with "a new body, new record, and hot new man," (in that order) says Elle magazine. But her latest dream lover could not, in fact, rescue Mariah from an act of Photoshop butchery by Elle's artistes.

The latest in a series of celebrity cover hack jobs, others of which recently claimed the likenesses of Sarah Jessica Parker and '30 Rock's' Tina Fey, Elle's latest cover shows Mariah back in action and indeed looking pretty fit.

Except what's with her head? As our bros over at Boing Boing point out, MC looks "cobbled together from a dumpsterful of broken gynoids, unscrewing [her] own head."

We don't think MC looks that robotic, (at least not as much as Gwyneth in that Vogue cover) but her neck is stuck out at a disconcerting angle and the photo's head-to-'new body' ratio is definitely not the most flattering. (We think she's screwing her head on, btw). [Source: Photoshop Disasters, via Boing Boing]

Cameras, Computers

Iran 'Modifies' Pictures of Missile Test

Iran Photoshops Pictures of Missile Test
The Iranian government just grows more desperate to prove that it's tough and more afraid of failure with every day that passes. Need proof? Just look at the photo above. Anything seem a little off? Now look at the picture below. See the difference?

Initial photos of the Iranian missile test showed only three of the four missile launching. The fourth was still on its launch vehicle, and apparently a dud. But images circulated later by the government and the official state run news paper showed all four missiles in flight. The new image also has the tell tale signs of a bad Photoshop job. The new missile is clearly copy-and-pasted from its neighbor to the left and the bottom of the plume of smoke is just off some how. But the biggest give away is the new slightly bluer sky that surrounds the once failed missile, cutting through the haze in the sky.
Iran Photoshops Pictures of Missile Test
Look for yourselves, but we think this one is pretty obvious. [Source: The Telegraph]

Audio/Video, Cameras, Computers

Free Photoshop Express Gets Updated, Adds Slideshows



Adobe has launched a new version of its free, online version of Photoshop, which is called Express. When we reviewed it earlier, we were impressed with the app's ease of use and speed, considering the program runs within a Web page. Also, the two-gigabytes (GB) of storage and integration with Picasa and Facebook was handy.

This new revision adds the ability to interact directly with photo-sharing community Flickr, letting you pull photos from your account into Express, tweak them a bit, and then export them back over in a jiffy. Also, the new version enables the creation of animated slide shows such as the one pictured above, which you can then embed anywhere you like. And, finally, you can now easily save a copy of any photo you edit, making it easier to get the original back should you mess with it a little too much -- a feature that was curiously missing from the first version.

Here's the beauty part: Since it's all online, there's no patch or software update to download or install. Just log in and you automatically have the latest version. And, while the enhancements aren't exactly mind-blowing, you can't argue with the price -- it's free! [Source: USA Today]

Computers, Celebrities

What Will the Presidential Candidates Look Like in Four Years?

What Will the Candidates Look Like in 4 Years

Being president of the United States certainly takes its toll on the body -- just look at the before and after photos of our current president. In 2000, George Bush was a young, energetic looking CEO type, with more pepper than salt in his hair, whereas now he just looks tired and haggard.

PopPhoto took it upon itself to find out what four years of the presidency would do to the top three competitors for the office. Adobe's PhotoShop was used to add gray hair (or, in the case of McCain, removed hair), deepen wrinkles, and add age spots.

The photo wizards at PopPhoto have done an amazing, if heavy handed, job rendering the candidates. Check the read link to see a haggard Hillary, and a seasoned Obama, or just stare at the image of McCain above as a member of the army of the un-dead. Or, you can just see how bad these three contenders look in HDTV now. [Source: PopPhoto, Via: Machinist]

Cameras, Computers

Hands-On With Adobe's New Free, Web-Based Photoshop Express



Today, Adobe launched a beta version of Photoshop Express. Aimed at anyone who wants to do quick edits of pictures, this new flash-based version of Photoshop is totally free and runs right in your Web browser -- perfect for anyone who doesn't want to clog up their computer with a full program installation or drop hundreds of dollars on the regular version of Photoshop. The service also allows you to manage and share photo galleries with friends and family with at very own yourname.photoshop.com.

Photoshop Express gives you 2 gigabytes of online storage, and allows you to connect, edit and share your photos directly with Picasa, Photobucket and Facebook. We gave it a quick spin today and are impressed with the program's slick, clean, and easy-to-use interface, but this is definitely not a Photoshop replacement. While you can clean up your pictures and easily share them with friends, you won't be able to "photoshop" images like this.

That said, Express lets you make a range of basic photo edits -- red-eye correction, exposure changes, cropping and more -- that will be more than enough for most non-professional photographers. Also, we were impressed with the app's speed, especially considering the Web-based nature of the site. Ready to try it out? Sign up here.

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Computers

Police Accused of Altering Photos to Incriminate Terror Suspect



Even the police are getting pretty good at Photoshop. Which is becoming something of a problem.

The Metropolitan Police in the United Kingdom have been accused of manipulating a photo of Jean Charles de Menezes -- who was shot dead after being falsely identified as one of the men who targeted London's underground tube train -- so it could be more easily likened to one of the actual plotters.

Prosecutors are saying the image had been "stretched and sized" to form a composite image of de Menezes (who is Brazilian) and and one of the bombers, Hussain Osman. The Metropolitan Police denies any wrongdoing, saying the composite picture was created to illustrate the difficulties officers would have had in differentiating between the two men.

The 27 year-old de Menezes was shot seven times in the head on a train at London's Stockwell Tube station, in July of 2005.

From the BBC

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    When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.

     

    Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
    In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.

     

    Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
    Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.

     

    Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
    Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.

     

    17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
    When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.

     

    Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
    Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."

     

    Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
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