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Autofetch Ball: Next Generation of Animal Torture?


There's delayed gratification. And then there's delayed gratification. The former can be good. The latter? Excruciating. Just ask the unfortunate canines who are tormented by the newest doggie tech-toy.

The Autofetch Motion Pet Ball is a robo-ball that uses an internal auto-motion gyroscope to jump around. The point? You don't have to risk tearing a rotator cuff by throwing a tennis ball to your dog 1,500 times in a row. The catch? It's hell for your dog. See, the lackadaisical energy-efficient pet owner is supposed to put some sort of treat inside the ball, meaning that the dog can smell the delicious biscuit, or beef jerky, or whatever, inside. He'll just never be able to catch the damn ball.

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Editor's Picks

'Star Trek' Dog Costume, Engage! (Caption Contest)


We stumbled on this mind-boggling 'Star Trek' dog costume earlier today on The Daily What, and just had to share. In the tradition of our friends over at Engadget, we gathered captions from team Switched.

Josh F: "I swear to God if you laugh even a little I will totally bite your #@&*@ ankle."
Chad: "Dog's [sic] die in space"
Leila: "Deep Space K-9: The Trouble with Kibbles"
Warren: "Where no dog has gone before and, hopefully, will never go again."
Tom S: "I went on the U.S.S. Enterprise and all I got was this dumb spaceship suit."
Tom C: "And I thought being neutered was as humiliating as it got."
Dan R: "If you hadn't drank those bud lights, you'd see how dumb this looks for both of us."
Tim: "The perfect accessory for picking up green alien chicks at the park."
Jon C: "Set course for planet dry hump, Mr Crusher. Engage."
Thomas H: Joke's on you, owner. The shuttle bay is full and needs to be evacuated.

Web, Social Networking

Doggy Dating Sites Flooding India's Internet



Here in the States, we've got our fair share of pet-related social networking sites (DoggySpace, Fuzzspace, and countless others). So far, these seem to be good enough for us. In India, however, netgoers apparently can't get enough of social networks and online dating for dogs, according to Reuters.

DogMateOnline.com, which launched back in 2008, faces competition from sites like the two-year-old PuppyLove.in and the brand new dateyourpet.co.in. These sites are helping dog owners in India find mates for their furry friends and, in turn, find some companionship themselves. Mumbai-based Mekhala Lobo, founder of Date Your Pet and an MBA student, told Reuters, "Believe me, in the dog world, finding a mate is next to impossible."

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Computers

Japanese Dog Translator Turns Owners Into Dr. Dolittle


Japanese toy manufacturers are known for developing awesomely bizarre and outlandish creations. One such company, Takara Tomy, recently unveiled its updated BowLingual Voice gadget, which supposedly translates exactly what your barking pet pooch is trying to communicate.

According to Ubergizmo, Takara Tomy asserts that the device, which is worn like a collar, can accurately translate barks into 100 different Japanese words. Older versions of BowLingual (and Meowlingual) have been around for several years, but only acted as emotional analyzers, translating barks or meows into one of six different emotions that was then displayed on a hand-held wireless device.

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Cameras

Mini Camera Offers Dog's Eye View of World

Ever wonder what the world would look like through the eyes of a dog? Probably full of doggie rear-ends, water bowls, and human legs, we would speculate. But pet-lovers need guess no more; curious owners can now find out for sure with the help of the Pet's Eye View Camera.

Boing Boing Gadgets tested out the tiny round camera, which snaps onto the collar. The $39.99 petcam can be set to take 640 by 480 pixel photos every one, five, or 15 minutes, and it stores up to 40 photos on an 8-megabyte memory card. After five or six hours, the camera automatically erases the card so more photos can be taken.

After a test run with a couple small dogs, Boing Boing reported a few complaints with the gadget -- namely, the product's lack of blur reduction and motion sensors. We checked out the photos, which were mostly just blurry shots of the ground, and agree. We wouldn't be too pleased to pay $40 for a bunch of photos that look like the work of a dog on a four-day bender. Similarly, 8 megabytes? In a time when gigabytes of storage can be purchased for well under $20, 8 megabytes of storage is incredibly small.

You'd think that the folks at Uncle Milton, who doubtless have the money and time to appropriately refine the camera, would be able to come up with something as good as, if not better than, amateur enthusiasts Michael and Deidre Cross. But, for our money, the Crosses' DIY pet camera, and their kitty Cooper, easily walk away with the blue ribbon. [From: Uncle Milton and Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Dog Sniffs Out 35,000 Pirated DVDs

The most powerful weapon to have recently emerged against the high-tech, big-money industry of DVD piracy comes in an unlikely package: knee-high, four-legged, and covered with black hair.

Wednesday, according to the AFP, the worldwide arm of the Motion Picture Association of America (called, simply, the Motion Picture Association) announced that 35,000 pirated discs had recently been located in several Malaysian warehouses -- by none other than a black lab named Paddy. Trained to sniff out chemicals integral to the bootleg discs, Paddy was given to the Malaysian government by the trade association, itself. Thanks to the dog's nuanced sense of smell, Malaysia's ministry of trade and consumer affairs was able to shut down the six different warehouses in possession of the pirated goods. The Motion Picture Association, which has reported that the companies it represents lost a total of $6.1 billion to pirates in 2005, is of course quite pleased with the work of its canine cop.

On top of being a curse to pirates everywhere, ol' Paddy must be a pretty tough film critic, to boot. After all, to him, pretty much every movie stinks. [From: Yahoo/AFP]

Web

Pampering Your Pets Online


Apparently there is no recession at Pets Palace, an Australian pet store that specializes in high-end pet products such as plush beds, denim sneakers, and "doggy bling." Launched only two months ago, Reuters is reporting that the site's business has skyrocketed all the way up to at least 15 orders a day. Say what?

Diana Costa, marketing director and founder of the site, attributes this success to love: "Australians love their animals, they're becoming more a part the of the family so I think that's why they don't mind spending on their pets during this time" According to Reuters, one of the most popular products is Bellaqua, a sparkling mineral water for dogs that is presented in a jewel-encrusted handmade crystal bottle and costs roughly $8 USD a bottle. No, we didn't make that up.

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Dog-o-Matic, a Washing Machine -- for Your Pooch




If you're interested in completely losing your dog's trust and possibly ruining your chances of a happy afterlife, you can't do much better than the Dog-o-Matic, the newest product from French entrepreneur and part-time sadist Romain Jarry.

Here's how it works: stick your dirty dog into the oversized capsule, swipe your credit card (it costs $47 for the full package wash), and wait for the whimpering to begin.

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Cell Phones

Philly Police Dog Sniffs Out Prison Cell Phones



Dogs may be known as man's best friend, but one dog in particular is making life difficult for would-be cell phone smugglers incarcerated in Philadelphia prisons.

Bomber, a 60-pound Belgian Malinois, is a specially trained pooch tasked with detecting smuggled cell phones in prisons. Since January, Bomber has sniffed out 10 phones while patrolling Philly's six prisons -- to put his success in perspective, that's more than all of Pennsylvania's two-legged guards found last year in the state's entire prison system.

When it comes to detecting contraband, the disparity between canine and man was summed up by Sgt. William Finn, who told Philly.com, "A dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose. Humans have only five million." We don't disagree, but we can't imagine the guards were using their noses to find the phones.

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Web

Twitter-Enabled Cat Door Tweets a Kitty's Comings and Goings

In what can only be called the next logical phase of the Twitter revolution, a man (who just happens to be a computer programmer) has rigged a cat door to tweet (post an update, in Twitter-speak) every time his cats enter or exit the house.

The Tweeting Cat Door, as it's inventively called, was originally created by a guy who seems to be named Ioan and who, along with his partner, was tired of neighborhood cats sneaking into the garage and eating his cats' food. The problem lay in the fact that the food could be reached by any ol' cat via a traditional cat door. But no more!

Each of the couple's cats has since been equipped with an RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tag on their collar. When either of the cats nears the door, an RFID reader authorizes the cat, while a mechanism unlocks the door, allowing the authorized cat to enter. Both the RFID reader and the servo mechanism are connected to a laptop, which automatically tweets each time the door is activated. You can read theses riveting accounts at http://twitter.com/GusAndPenny.

Check it out. The tweets would be funnier if they weren't so similar to the way some people actually tweet. [From: ioanghip.googlepages.com Via: Neatorama]



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Martha Stewart's Dogs' Blog Worse Than Their Bite



Twitter just got exponentially less cool. Using everyone's favorite micro-blogging site, Martha Stewart is now promoting a new blog "by" her French bulldogs.

Should pets be allowed to have their own blogs?



A fantastic substitute for ipecac, the blog tracks the exploits of piteously fancied-up Francesca and Sharkey, and details all of their not-so-enthralling misadventures, such as chasing squirrels and appearing on none other than the 'Martha Stewart Show.' Don't get us wrong; we love dogs. But, honestly, this blog makes us think of only one thing: Michael Palin and the Yorkies in 'A Fish Called Wanda.' [From: BuzzFeed]

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Audio/Video

Cat Answers Phone...Sneaky!


Cats are often labeled as lazy, manipulative and generally useless by the cat-hating portion of society (dog lovers). We choose to think of them as efficient, evil geniuses obsessed with shiny/noisy objects and sunlight absorption.
Whatever your take on the subject may be, you will no doubt find this video provocative. We assume most of you will use it as evidence in your case for, or against, the eradication of the species. Let the debate begin!

We love cats, even though we are absolutely certain they are planning the demise of human civilization. Seriously, how many calls have you missed for no apparent reason? The cat in this video is obviously utilizing guerilla tactics in an effort to disrupt communication between his/her owner and the outside world. Obviously. [From: BuzzFeed]

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Cat-Beating YouTube Teens Arrested


Two Lawton, Oklahoma teens have been arrested in connection with the now-infamous YouTube videos that showed two cats being beaten and tortured. The two brothers, ages 14 and 16, are believed to be responsible for the videos and are facing charges of animal cruelty.

As part of its coverage of the story, the local news station KSWO featured clips of one of the videos (both of which have been pulled by YouTube). The clips show a gray cat, named Dusty, being beaten and flailed around by a boy dressed in pajamas and a ski mask.

According to Comanche County District Attorney Robert Schulte, the boys are entitled to a trial by jury, although they also have the right to go before a judge. Either way, Schulte says that, if found guilty, the boys could be sentenced with psychological treatment, court monitoring, community service, or court custody.

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"Kittens, Inspired By Kittens" Video Is the New LOLCats



Every time we turn around (literally and figuratively), everyone is talking about a new "funniest video ever." Most of those videos come nowhere close to warranting such lofty praise, but every once in a while a true contender comes along and rears its slightly disturbing, fluffy little head.

This week's nominee for "funniest video ever" is called "Kittens, Inspired by Kittens" (check out the video after the break). It involves a cavity-inducing little girl and a book of, you guessed it, kittens. Basically, she is giving stream-of-consciousness "titles" to each picture from David Gibbon's classic 'Kitttens' picture-book -- it's like a video version of LOLCats, but cuter! This lethal combination leaves us near tears, so we hope you enjoy it. [From: YouTube Via: BoingBoing]

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Video Games

Nintendo Wii Kills Dog, Briefly

Dog Killed, Briefly, By Nintendo Wii
We've seen the carnage that Wii remotes can inflict: TV's have been destroyed and good old human flesh can barely stand up to the wiicked remotes, but we've never hear of anyone killing their dog before. Poor Kathy White, of Marquette, MI, almost did exactly that while playing 'Wii Bowling.' Right around the recent holidays, her five month old miniature Sheltie, Ozzy, jumped up in front of Kathy and was struck in the temple.

Kathy called her neighbor Pene Honey in a panic. When Pene got there, Ozzy was not breathing and his heart had stopped. After a little doggy CPR, Pene got Ozzy's vitals going again and they rushed him to the vet.


Have your pets ever been injured by your gadgets?



Following weeks of recovery, Ozzy is almost back to normal, and he has been banished from the room while Wii gaming sessions are taking place. We suggest Kathy look at the Nerf sleeves for the Wiimote, which could make her gaming sessions a little more puppy friendly. [From: MSNBC]

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