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PETA Upset Over Google Goat-Mowers


In this week's installment of What-Else-Is-New? news, PETA is bent out of shape (as usual) over Google's corporate headquarters being weird (as usual).

According to a MyFOX National report, Google hired a herd of goats last week to cut the grass on the property of its California headquarters. The hooved groundskeepers numbered somewhere in the vicinity of 200 and, no doubt, delighted Google's notoriously empowered and peppy employees with their general frolicking. Not so delighted, though, were the folks over at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Apparently bound and determined to alienate the tech-savvy, the animal rights organization, according to MyFOXDC, expressed concern that Google did not adequately water the goats, or provide them with sufficiently comfortable transportation. In a characteristically goofy response, Google reportedly said that the goats, independent contractors or no, were "entitled to a free organic lunch."

Hippies fighting with hippies? What is the world coming to? [From: MyFOX DC, via Fark]

Video Games, Green Tech, Web

PETA Clubbing (Virtual) Seals in 'World of Warcraft' Protest Campaign



The business of clubbing baby seals for their fur still occurs on a yearly basis, and, as the seal hunting season begins, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants you to help protect the cuddly, defenseless cuties by literally stopping baby seal hunters in the act. Well, not quite -- to be more specific, it wants your 'World of Warcraft' ('WoW') alter ego to take up arms on Saturday, April 11 against four seal hunters from 'Horde' (enemies of 'the Alliance' in the struggle for 'WoW' domination), which the animal rights organization has actually created for the purpose. Although we doubt the attention-hungry PETA really cares, the only problem is that the massively multiplayer online game's devoted followers are in a growing uproar over the organization's ignorance of the game's complex protocols and practices.

Regardless of how the event plays out, PETA has at least succeeded in creating a boom of activity on message boards, sparking a war pitting, as one poster named Kathara put it, "Bored Teenagers vs. Idiotic Hippies." The surge of interest has, though, had little to do with the practice of clubbing baby seals. Instead, 'WoW' fans are arguing over which race of fantastical creatures is the most environmentally conscious. The backlash from those intimately familiar with every minute detail of the 'WoW' universe was inevitable. Hardcore gamers have been airing grievances over the fact that only 'Alliance' members will be able to take part in the mini-game, and have been taking issue with the 'realm' chosen to host the seal slaughter -- the 'Whisperwind' server.

Do you play (or have you ever played) 'World of Warcraft?'


Another hot debate rages over whether or not the 'Horde' clubbers will even be vulnerable to players' attacks. Everyone is pretty certain, though, that you'll be able to bludgeon the seals. We're not sure, however, if you'll be able to fashion a pair of cozy fur boots for your avatar.

If it wanted to avoid criticism, PETA could have just incorporated its racy television and print ads into the game (although PETA probably doesn't mind the attention it's gotten from the media stir). We have a feeling that, if naked celebrities appeared in the game, 'WoW'-sters wouldn't be so concerned with PETA's gaming ignorance. [From: PETA, via FOXNews]

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PETA Makes Scary Version of 'Cooking Mama' Game, Majesco Replies

PETA Grinch Tries to Steal Thanksgiving
Animal rights activist group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has never been known for its subtlety. Actually, that's an understatement. PETA has long been known for its over-dramatic publicity stunts. It's not that we always disagree with PETA's goals, it's just that their methods make us so uncomfortable we start to think that maybe Ted Nugent isn't such a bad guy after all.

The group's latest target is Thanksgiving. PETA has created a flash version of the Nintendo Wii hit 'Cooking Mama' (we hear the lawyers warming up their suing pens right now) that gruesomely details the steps involved in gutting and dressing a turkey.

Even if you lose, PETA still rewards you with a video that shows off the terrible conditions at commercial turkey farms. We agree it's not pretty, but they're gonna have a hard time convincing people that their food should be treated better. Especially if their main method of preaching is a flash version of an incredibly frustrating video game.

Majesco (publisher of 'Cooking Mama') responded with a press release noting that the new title 'Cooking Mama: World Kitchen' features plenty of vegetarian dishes, including miso soup and rice cakes. The gaming publisher doesn't appear to be taking the offense too seriously, since half of the release consisted of quotes from the fictional game's protagonist, 'Mama,' including her claim that her, "...only goal is to ensure you leave the table well fed."

We don't know about you, but we're hungry now. Maybe the Nuge can go kill us some grub. [From: Download Squad]

Computers

Pet Washing Machine Coming to a Pet Store Near You: Video


Pet owners know that keeping their critters clean can be a real drag. While some dogs love water, even they seem to hate bath time, and trying to bathe a cat ... well ... let's just say that's a really bad idea. Getting someone else to do the washing for you makes the whole process a lot easier, but paying upwards of $50 for your average dog bath gets expensive. Enter the Pet Spa, an automated washing machine for pets that promises to do the same thing for just $15.

That is, of course, assuming you don't mind completely traumatizing Fluffy or Scruffy while watching as they writhe in misery.

The device looks something like an over-sized microwave, with a large opening through which you insert your pet. Once the door is shut (and presumably locked) you pay your money, punch in a few options (anti-flea spray? deodorant? under-body anti-rust coating?), and then stand back and watch as your pet throws a fit of epic proportions while jets of high-pressure suds whisk away all that nastiness, before driers blow them clean.

The machines are available for purchase at $30,000, but at that price they're obviously intended for installation in major pet stores. Given the impression of fear these boxes are likely to strike into the hearts of special cuddly ones, we suggest trying one of these out in a store you don't ever plan on entering again.

Now, are you actually going to try this? And, if not, tell us why, 'cause we think it looks kinda cool/convenient.


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