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TextsFromLastNight.com Collects Drunken Text Messages



Those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned; your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else's entertainment online. Texts From Last Night (TFLN) collects reader-submitted, drunken text messages, similarly to the hilarious FMyLife, and re-posts them (minus identifying info, of course) for your reading pleasure.

And if, for some reason, you're not entertained enough by the absurd things people (supposedly) text while drunk, then check out the TFLN sidebar for drunken tweets and drunken photos from Flickr.

Have you ever sent a regrettable text-message while drunk?



The site was launched by two friends in February, and has already started pulling in a pretty decent-sized audience. Here's hoping we never find our text messages on the site. [From: Texts From Last Night, Via: Textually.org]

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Dumb Underage Drinkers Out Themselves to Cops With Facebook Invite



Two Nebraska youngsters who used Facebook to hype an unsupervised house party as "History Making," instead made headlines when police officers busted the underage fiesta. Christopher Phelan, 22, and his sister Cassandra, 19, promoted the soiree, which was expected to draw hundreds of teen revelers and promised to feature a DJ, a photographer, six kegs of beer, and plenty of booze.

Given a heads-up by either concerned residents or uninvited nerds, police noticed Facebook RSVPs from at least 46 minors and decided to send in an undercover officer with two underage moles. Approximately 30 minutes after the rager's commencement, and after gaining confirmation of underage drinking from the stoolies, police raided the house, arrested 15 people, and confiscated five kegs. So, either the cops "lost" one, or the kids drained a keg in 30 minutes? Bravo. Those must have been some killer keg stands. In a fitting bit of karma, the original Facebook promotion offered a comforting post script, which assured invitees that, if the police were called to the house, the hosts' police scanner would give sufficient warning for an escape. D'oh.

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Alcohol Shot Gun Serves Drinks -- Right to Your Mouth


Do you love to drink but get exhausted by having to constantly raise your hand to your mouth? Lucky for you, UrbanTrend.com has a solution. Thanks to the new Alcohol Shot Gun, all you have to do is "pour in an ounce of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point and shoot."

Once armed with the shotgun, you have license to kill as many brain cells as you please without any wearisome lifting. Even better, you can finally shotgun booze like you've always wanted to without the hassle of a drill bit and those annoying glass shards. Stay tuned, though, as no price or availability details have been released yet. [from Dvice.com]

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Parents Blame Facebook for 400 'Sweet 16' Party Crashers



Earlier today, the UK's Independent reported that a 'Sweet 16' celebration for a Brighton girl devolved into a raging, crowded house party. And the parents blame Facebook.

After planning the party for their daughter Georgiana, and allowing her to send out 100 invitations on Facebook, Michael and Sylvia Hobday left their East Sussex mansion for the evening, trusting that the kids were alright. Shortly thereafter, Mr. Hobday received a phone call from police, who informed him that 300 "out of control" revelers were creating a disturbance at the townhouse.

Rushing back home, Mr. Hobday found his home in disarray, as he later -- hilariously -- described to the Independent:
The garden has been ruined, the grass is mud, people were walking through the pond and I heard one boy was trying to headbutt the mirror. Some people were climbing up the balcony and trying to get through the windows. My floor was blackened with dirt and there were cigarette burn marks around the bottom of the door.
Figuring that these uninvited guests had caught wind of the party via the Internet and cell phones, Mr. Hobday was certain that "Facebook [was] a major cause, as well as texting." We find two distinct aspects of this story to be absolutely hilarious:

  • For one, the fact that the Independent has written such a dry, factual story about a high school party getting crashed borders on absurdity. At first, we had to double-check to make sure that we weren't, in fact, reading the Onion.
  • Secondly, Mr. Hobday's blaming of Facebook and texting is laughable. Anybody who has ever been a kid, or watched a John Hughes movie for that matter, knows better. Since long before the Internet or cell phones came into existence, teenagers have been to parties as hound dogs are to sides of bacon.
Maybe, and this is just an idea, the Hobdays shouldn't have skipped out on a palatial house full of teenagers. [From: The Independent]

'Bottoms Up' Beer Dispenser Pours 10 Pints in 10 Seconds


In keeping with the close kinship between beer and technology, the Scotsman company has introduced the innovative Trufill beer dispenser, Uber Review and Foodbev report.

With Trufill's pioneering design, beer enters the glass through the bottom, allowing a bartender (or overly enthusiastic drinker) to pour as many as 10 pints of beer in 10 seconds. This speedy dispensing technology could be a boon for crowded bars and concession stands, who often lose sales with the time it takes to pour a headless beer.

Scotsman Beverage Systems' Web site explains that the Trufill's functionality depends upon a 'non-return valve' in the bottom of a specially designed glass. That's too bad; we'd really hoped that the folks at Scot-Bev had invented some sort of fluid-teleportation device. [From: Foodbev via Uber Review]

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Facebook Sounds Death Knell for Birthday Notification Apps


Well, with one fell swoop Facebook may have put a whole class of applications out to pasture. A new feature rolled out by the social networking service sends you a weekly notice of your friends' upcoming birthdays, which makes popular applications like Birthday Calendar and Birthday Alert redundant.

The birthday alert business is big money. Social networking service Beebo (owned by our parent company AOL) was founded as a birthday notification service that boasted 100 million users before expanding with more Facebook style features.

While the more popular birthday apps that offer features such as e-cards and e-gifts (those $1 trinkets that people "send" each other on Facebook) might not disappear into the ether over night, many of the smaller ones will quickly fade now that Facebook has replicated their usefulness. [From: TechCrunch]

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