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Musician Busts United Airline's Chops Over Broken Guitar


What's a poor musician to do when an airline breaks his guitar and gives him the runaround for nearly a year, ultimately refusing to pay for repairs? Write a song about how much said airline sucks, film a hilarious video of the song, and post said video to the Web, of course.

After some United Airlines employees damaged Dave Carroll's expensive Taylor acoustic guitar, he was left with no option but to throw down $1,200 for the necessary repairs. But that might have been a small price to pay for the stroke of creativity that resulted from his nightmare in the skies. Carroll recently wrote and released 'United: Song 1,' the first song in a promised series of three about his experience chasing the airline company in circles. After Carroll and his band witnessed employees throwing around instruments during a layover in Chicago, he told every employee (on and off the plane) that he could find. Each laid blame on someone else. United strung Carroll along for nine months until, finally, his claim for compensation was denied for the last time by an employee named Ms. Irlweg. Carroll vowed to spread the word by writing and producing three songs and videos about his experience.

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Microsoft's 'Laptop Hunters' Ads Get Hilarious 'Jennie' Spoof


If you watch television, you've undoubtedly been subjected to the "I'm a Mac" ads, and Microsoft's retaliating blitz of "Laptop Hunters" promo spots -- which seek to depict ordinary consumers searching for economically friendly computers to fit specific needs. You're probably already sick of them, what with their cutesy approach and MTV-style editing and videography.

Although profane (hence the Not Suitable For Work disclaimer), this spoof lampoons the increasingly annoying ads and the "everyday citizens" they supposedly represent. Since the vid is from Funny or Die, if you find it offensive or not humorous -- or you're a Microsoft employee -- you can indicate your displeasure by voting to let it "die." [From: Funny or Die via Crunch Gear]

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New Game Has One Strategy: Shoot People Directly in the Face


Do you enjoy first-person shooter games, but get annoyed by actually having to play the game, instead of effortlessly dealing out death and destruction? Then, read on, fellow animated death mongers. Parody news site The Onion has a new game to help satiate your thirst for simulated blood and brain matter.

Granted, 1PS (first person shooter) games, such as 'Call of Duty,' are awesome, but they're typically really, really hard. Even on the 'Easy' setting, it's incredibly difficult to run headlong into enemy forces, trying to vanquish and demoralize your opponents solely with point-blank head shots. Some of us lack the patience, or possibly the skill, to systematically snipe out opposing combatants, or to stealthily infiltrate areas behind enemy lines. But a groundbreaking new game, called 'Close Range,' changes that dynamic completely.

Gameplay involves only one button, the space bar, which you press to fire your weapon whenever a character's face appears directly in front of your gun. That's right; the game requires no aiming, or moving at all, for that matter. So, if you're too lazy to painstakingly defeat enemies through proper strategies, or you just enjoy exploding heads, check out this Peabody-worthy preview, from the Onion News Team. If you're sufficiently intrigued, you can play a demo right here. But, since this is from The Onion, if you're expecting an actual game to hit the shelves, we wouldn't suggest you get your hopes up. [From: Close Range Via: The Onion]

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Don't Have Time for Twitter? Get Ready for Flutter



Twitter is the latest craze sweeping the online social networking scene, a magical place where short attention spans and narcissism are the norm. Celebrities and politicians have hopped on the microblogging bandwagon, and they're revealing the tedium of their lives in 140-character-or-less messages known as "tweets." With all these squares jumping on board, we all know that it's time for us to look for something newer, cooler, more instantly gratifying, and more concise.

Enter Flutter, a "nano-blogging" site where members update the minutiae of their lives in 26-character-or-less messages known as "flaps" (because birds flap "faster than a regular bird tweets").

Alright, the idea laid out in the video is actually a parody, but can it really be that far off? As the humorous video says, Internet fads grow "old and irrelevant" quickly, forcing early adopters to constantly search for the next big thing. So, what's next, according to the filmmakers, after people lose interest in Flutter? They propose "Shutter" (or is that "Shudder?"), a site which will broadcast 10-character-or-less messages, sans vowels, straight to your brain. Satire, or a visionary glimpse into the future? Check out the video -- if you can pay attention for an entire 3:30 minutes -- and decide for yourself. [From SearchEngineWatch.com]


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Goodbye Fake Steve Jobs, We Hardly Knew Ye

Goodbye Fake Steve Jobs, We Hardly Knew Ye
Apple's Steve Jobs is a bit of an enigmatic figure -- respected by most folks, but frequently maligned at the same time for his notorious temper; creative-minded, but also conservative, especially in his choice of attire. These are some of the reasons that has made an admittedly fake blog written by a journalist posing as the man so popular. Yesterday, sadly, was the last post for 'The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs', which has finally gone silent after two years of geeky parody.

The last post, 'I'm Sailing Away,' is the finale for the site, but certainly won't be the last we hear from Daniel Lyons, the voice behind the faux Jobs (as well as the fake Steve Ballmer and many other tech-celebs who showed up from time to time). Lyons is trying to shift the focus away from his created persona and back to himself. We can't blame him, but we will miss our regular fictional glimpses into the secret happenings at Apple. [Source: The New York Times]

Video Games

Conan O'Brien Re-Imagines 'Grand Theft Auto IV' As a PG-13 Game


If you've spent any time at all with 'Grand Theft Auto IV' since its release last week, you know that it's not exactly a kind and cuddly game. Conan O'Brien noted the same thing and in response has envisioned what a PG-rated version of the game might look like. See for yourself in the video above. Whether you love or hate the game, you have to agree that this, um, friendlier version isn't particularly appealing, though it is pretty hilarious! [Source: YouTube, via Joystiq and GeekSugar]

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