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Dancepants Like This (Which Power iPods), Baby, They Were Born To Run

For many of us, music is the only way we can get through a grueling session at the gym. But if you've ever wanted to feel more in touch with your MP3 player or to sync appropriate music to your run, a new pair of pants may be just the thing.

The new Dancepants Kinetic Music Player is, basically, a hamster wheel for music lovers. Although it may look like any other pair of track pants you might see flashing by as you eat an ice-cream cone on a park bench, the Dancepants actually have a built-in generator that can power your MP3 player -- as long as you keep moving. The conceptual pants convert the kinetic energy generated with each stride into electric energy, which in turn fuels your music. So, as long as you keep going, the music flows. Once you stop, the music dies.

Until we find out the minimum walking speed at which the pants can work, we'll probably opt for the couch and a laptop. But if you are bold enough to take the Dancepants out for a spin, allow us to make a couple of playlist suggestions. [From: Designboom, via: Engadget]

Cameras

New Toothbrush Equipped With Tiny Spy Cam

For the spy with a thing for dental hygiene, may we present the perfect gift: It's overpriced ($243), electric, and it'll record grainy video while polishing pearly whites. The Pinhole Spy Toothbrush Hidden Camera DVR proves that there's nothing that can't house a tiny camera and be sold to the masses. This gizmo can record about four hours of video at 640-by-480 pixels before needing a recharge, and stores the resulting footage on its 8 gigabytes of internal flash memory.

Usually, we don't want to watch any footage that was recorded in a bathroom, but this spy camera could really help solve some perplexing mysteries. Wondering who used all the shampoo? Or what's the cause of that dried toothpaste in the sink? Or, worst of all, can't figure out who peed on the seat? Well, now you can.

OK, maybe that's wishful thinking. But this might make a nice addition to your collection of weird bathroom gadgets. In fact, we think the spy cam toothbrush would look quite nice sitting next to the accelerometer toothbrush. [From: Gizmodo, via Ubergizmo]

Audio/Video

Solid Alliance's 'Crazy Earphones' Are Just That

A new line of earbuds from Solid Alliance has drawn attention for its, shall we say, less than palatable designs, and as a public service to our readers, we would like to agree with all the haters. Beauty may reside in the eye of the beholder, but so does ugly.

The increasingly derided and aptly named Crazy Earphones line consists of four truly dumbfounding designs: sushi roll, banana, cat paw, and Frankenstein bolt. (And they're only $22, or ¥2,000, a pair!) The kitty paw and Frankenstein 'buds may appeal to a certain consumer, but sushi? Ripened bananas? We have a sneaking suspicion that whatever niche market Solid Alliance was attempting to target is nonexistent. Or, at best, still too small to cover production costs.

We could be wrong. For all we know, this line of earbuds could explode into a culinary-cute-tastic headphone phenomenon. We just doubt it, that's all. [From: Geek Stuff 4 U, via Engadget]

Cameras

Video Spy Cam Hidden in Car Key Fob

It might not be the smallest camera we've ever seen, but the Fake Car Key Spy Camera definitely would be a nice stocking stuffer for an Inspector Gadget in training. The camera is designed to look like a remote device that unlocks a car, shoots video at 29-frames-per-second, snaps photos at a resolution of 1600 x 1200 pixels and records sound, too. There's also a slot for a MicroSD card so you can share your voyeuristic, er... spy vids with buddies. All for $63, and Brando even throws in an 8 gigabyte card for the extra paranoid.

Could you really get away with sneaking pics and videos with this thing? The pinhole-sized lens might not be noticeable, but subjects might wonder why you're pointing a car key remote at them. The only place you'll be able to use this unsuspectingly is in a parking garage. Even then, how long could a person pretend to forget where he parked his car? [From: Boing Boing and Brando]

iPhone

Spooklight Gives Your Bike Wireless Brake Light, Turns Signals

Spooklight is the Fanciest Bike Light We've Ever Seen
Being that most of us here at Switched are based in New York City, and that we're all poorly paid bloggers, it should come as no surprise that we often rely on pedal power to get around. Considering that, it goes without saying that we enjoy combining our love of gadgets with our two-wheeled transport.

So we're jazzed about the Spooklight, a bicycle taillight that, at least on paper, sounds well worth its slightly absurd £55 ($88) asking price. First off, it has blinkers -- no more raising your arms to signal that you're turning, only to have motorists ignore you anyway. Even better, the blinkers are controlled by a wireless, touch-sensitive panel you can attach to your handlebars -- no more wires to get in your way or unresponsive buttons to mash. The Spooklight even steals a little mojo from the world of smartphones with an accelerometer that can detect when your momentum slows and accordingly activate a brake light.

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Cell Phones, Web

New Bluetooth GPS Shoes Keep Track of You

Haven't we all, at some point in our lives, mused to ourselves, "Gee, how great would it be if all of my friends and family could know exactly where I am, at this very instant"? Well now, with a little help from your Bluetooth, they can.

Issac Daniel, the brand that brought GPS shoes to the hooves of the high-tech hungry, has introduced its newest Compass and Blue GPS shoes. The sneakers come with an embedded Bluetooth device that interacts with a Bluetooth-compatible phone, thus keeping track of your tracks. At. All. Times. For $150, you can pre-order your own pair now, in one of several colors and designs. You can even choose between walking shoes and running shoes. Your selection will depend, we assume, on whether or not you plan on escaping from the swarms of people who, you're convinced, are following you.

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Computers

USB Prank Device Will Make Your Office Mates Hate You

We're hesitant to tell anybody about the USB Computer Prankster, but since most of us work from home here [Ed. Note: Thanks, Lee], and thus aren't afraid of this thing being used on us, we'll just selfishly throw the rest of you to the wolves. While this little doohickey might appear to be a run-of-the-mill USB drive, it's far more insidious. Those little switches on the side don't merely engage the Caps Lock function, keyboard, or mouse, but rather make them go totally haywire.

A cyber saboteur can sneak to your cubicle, plug this sucker in an out-of-the-way USB port, roll back the time delay, engage the switches, and escape -- by the time you're back at your desk with a fresh cup of coffee. Moments later, you're dragging a very important document into a very important folder, and your mouse cursor will lose control and bounce around the screen like a chihuahua on a meth binge.

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Audio/Video, iPod

iPod Kegerator Kicks Out the Jams and the Brews

Worthy of an appearance on 'MTV Cribs,' this custom-made iPod kegerator combines two things every good party needs -- cold beer and hot jams. According to Bornrich, Craig Jones tricked out a plain old refrigerator for a magazine contest. He stripped the fridge down, installed a Bose iPod dock on the door, added classy blue neon fringe lighting, and gave it a custom paint job worthy of a hot rod. Of course, this beast houses a beer keg, and there's even a handy system that circulates the overflow to keep it fresh.

Although Jones has built a handful of custom fridges, this particular one is designed with the Keystone Light fan in mind. That's really the only downside, too. We understand money is tight these days, and Keystone Light is cheap, but surely Jones could've chosen a better beer. Since our college days of searching couch cushions for change, our taste in beer has matured a little bit. If we wanted to drink swamp water, we'd just get a glass from the kitchen faucet. [From: Bornrich, via Street Level]

Video Games

Louisville Slugger-Approved Wii Bat Lets You Strike Out in Style


We've seen our fair share of appropriately shaped, if absurd, Wii remotes: the Wii bowling ball, the Wii spray paint can, and the Wii maracas. Now, for enthusiasts of 'Wii Sports' and other baseball titles, Solutions 2 Go brings the officially licensed Louisville Slugger bat attachment to your Wii-mote. It's made of foam, costs $15 at Toys R Us, and snaps onto your separately sold Wii remote. If the developers were looking to make truckloads of money from a thimble full of investments, we figure they just knocked the ball out of the park. [From: Toys R Us, via Dvice]

Computers

Nauseating 'Mechanical Tumor' Computer Peripheral Made By Artist


The computer peripheral marketplace offers an array of cute and quirky add-ons with which to brighten lonely cubicles and enliven blasé home offices. Artist Mio I-Zawa, in apparent disdain for bright and happy peripherals, has designed perhaps the nastiest computer accessory ever created (check out the video after the break).

The disgustingly realistic 'Mechanical Tumor' plugs into a computer and pulsates and expands in accordance with usage. Since the hideous thing looks as if it will burst and spew bile everywhere, maybe I-Zawa should have considered the heart as a symbol of computer virility and performance. But, then again, if he had, our most obvious punch line would have been rendered useless: while it may look real and putrid, just remember, "It's not a TOOMAH!" [From: Mio I-Zawa via Gizmodo]

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Computers

Man Builds Robot Companion to Ride With on Tandem Bike


There are a variety of ways for lonely technology and science geeks to meet new friends and take part in exciting new activities, like going to conventions, visiting chat rooms, and signing up for dating services. If you're skilled enough, though, you could just build your own companion.

According to Gizmodo, a man named Carl has constructed Joules the robot specifically to occupy the empty seat on a bicycle built for two (thousand and nine). Considering the bike-bot's wussy PMG-132 pedaling motor, Carl may want consider adding some upgrades, unless he wants Joules to be the laughingstock of the robo-cyclist tour.

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Web

'Seksi' Buttons Celebrate and Denigrate E-Mail Porn Spam

Sure, e-mail ads about male enhancement and buxom Russian lasses are incredibly annoying, and even dangerous. But some humor can definitely be found in the horribly misspelled words and the inevitable butchering of grammar.

To help spin those inbox blights into a positive, hilarious phenomenon, Seksi Spam Buttons is offering a variety of "wearable pinback buttons featuring the comically mangled subject lines from porn-site spam." Some of the available pins get pretty raunchy, but even the tame ones (like "Nice Graet Leegs") should amuse the most ardent spam haters.

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Audio/Video, TV

Universal Remote Looks Like 'Harry Potter' Wand

Role-playing geeks and Renaissance-faire nerds are often equipped with a variety of fantastical weapons and costumes. Rarely, though, do their dork devices have any modern application. To make a formerly mythical armament a modern reality, the wanna-be wizards at the Wand Company have engineered the universal Kymera Magic Wand remote control.

The vibrating television wand incorporates accelerometer technology similar to that of Nintendo Wii remotes, allowing users to change channels, control volume, and even fast-forward and rewind using circular, up-and-down, and back-and-forth gestures. There are a total of 13 programmable commands.

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Web

Incredible Sci-Fi Origami Creations


To the casual observer, origami, the ancient practice of folding paper into intricate and artistic designs, may seem to have little, or nothing at all, to do with technology. But the folding patterns used in origami have been applied to many technical pursuits, including modern construction techniques, the design of an expanding solar sail, and even the deployment of airbags.

To further demonstrate the art form's role in technology and science, the Toy Zone has assembled an incredible assortment of '20 Outstanding Examples of Sci-Fi and Fantasy Origami.' Everything on the list should inspire a smile, but a few in particular stand out, specifically the X-Wing Fighter (from 'Star Wars'), the Nazgul (from 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy) and the incredibly detailed Malboro (from 'Final Fantasy').

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Video Games

Hacker Builds Sudoku-Solving LEGO Puzzlebot


The advent of automated assembly lines, besides allowing for mass production of various wares, saved humans from long, arduous hours, physical exhaustion, lost digits, and other various labor-related injuries. But creating robots to perform difficult human jobs just wasn't enough. People have apparently grown so incredibly lazy that they can't even play games for themselves, anymore.

According to the Escapist, Swedish hacker and lazy gamer Hans Andersson used a LEGO Mindstorms NXT kit to build a robot that can accurately solve Sudoku number puzzles. The Sudoku-bot uses an optical scanner and character-recognition software to process the puzzle before filling in the blank squares with an attached pen-limb.

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