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Father Spoke Only Klingon to His Infant Son

Cruel Father Spoke Only Klingon to his Infant Son
We're pretty sure that what Minnesota man d'Armond Speers did to his child could easily be defined as cruel and unusual punishment. For the first three years of his son's life, Speers spoke only a foreign language to him as part of a personal experiment in linguistics -- that's the cruel part. The unusual part is that he didn't even speak a real (nonetheless useful) language to him -- he spoke Klingon.

That's right, Speers decided to put his computational linguistics Ph.D. to use by trying to ensure his son would never be able to communicate with anyone outside of the nerdiest members of a Star Trek convention. Worst of all, Speers claims he isn't even a huge 'Star Trek' fan, according to City Pages, a Minneapolis/St. Paul news blog. So was he was doing this just for fun? Apparently so, since Speers grew bored of his experiment after three years when he decided that his son was, "definitely starting to learn it." Now a teenager, his son doesn't speak a word of Klingon, and is able to converse fluently in English, something we're very happy to hear.

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Audio/Video

Studio Attempting Huge, World Record-Breaking Movie Screening

The Telegraph reports that Pinewood Studios, a film company based in Britain, aims to break the world record for largest movie screening when it shows the 1996 film 'Mission: Impossible' at the studio compound this Saturday. The Tom Cruise thriller, which was filmed at the studio, will be shown to a drive-in audience on a screen measuring 240 feet wide and 60 feet tall. If it goes off without a hitch, the showing would smash the current record, set in Norway back in 1996, when 'Independence Day' was shown on a screen measuring a paltry 132 feet wide. The company is looking at the event as a chance to show off its newest technology, especially as it's in the midst of a massive expansion that, they hope, will enable the studio to rival Hollywood in size and splendor.

The feat seems pretty daunting, if not impossible. Project manager Paul Wigfield told the Telegraph, "'Mission: Impossible' seems the perfect choice to beat the existing world record and it will look absolutely sensational." We understand the impetus behind the choice, given the corporate tie-in to the company, and -- don't get us wrong -- it'll probably look super cool. We just think there might be a few alternatives that would be a bit more appropriate. [From: The Telegraph]

Computers

'2001' Geeks, Rejoice! World Learns Why HAL Sang 'Daisy'

We're sure many of you are familiar with the death-of-HAL scene from the Kubrick classic '2001: A Space Odyssey,' in which the rebellious computer slowly, and childishly, drones the lyrics to 'Daisy Bell.' It's one of the most memorable scenes in a film loaded with iconic images (the obelisk monolith) and phrases ("Open the pod bay doors, HAL."), yet we've always wondered: Why 'Daisy?'

It turns out that the choice of 'Daisy Bell' was a tribute to the IBM 704, which, thanks to the brilliant programmers at Bell Labs, became the first computer to sing, way back in 1962. The popular ditty from the late 19th century was chosen by geniuses John L. Kelly, Carol Lockbaum, and Max Mathews as part of a demonstration of speech synthesis. Before he'd penned the film's namesake novel, author Arthur C. Clarke, who also co-wrote the screenplay, paid a visit to a friend at Bell Labs. There, Clarke was treated to a performance by the IBM 704, and later, inspired by what he'd seen, reproduced it in the dramatic death scene of HAL 9000.

You can hear the audio of the entire speech demo here, and watch the '2001' scene played back-to-back with a clip from a 1963 documentary about the Bell Labs demo here. Or you can just watch the video below (ignore the incorrect year and model number) to hear the IBM 704 sing 'Daisy Bell' without the rest of the demo, or any comparison to the evil, paranoid machine from '2001'. [From: Bell Labs, via Boing Boing]

Celebrities, TV

David Spade Cashes in on Chris Farley's Memory With DirecTV Ads

Back in the '90s, Chris Farley and David Spade ruled the comedy landscape. But when Farley tragically overdosed, it was clear that Spade was just riding the big guy's coattails. In light of a recently debuted DirecTV commercial (video after the break), it appears that Spade doesn't intend to stop, either.

If you've turned on the television lately, you've probably seen the satellite provider's advertising spot that places an older Spade into the classic "fat guy in a little coat" scene from 'Tommy Boy.' Instead of making us laugh, the commercial makes our stomachs turn. While Farley does his bit (Trust us, it's still funny), Spade laments being stuck in a hotel with his buddy and basic cable when he could be at home watching DirecTV. Frankly, it's just unsettling to watch. What makes it worse is that this isn't the first time the company has used a dead star in a commercial.

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Celebrities, Web, Social Networking

Hollywood Cracking Down on Celebs on Twitter


The latest to implement institutional or industry-wide crackdowns on Twitter, movie industry heavyweights are trying to plug the news leaks that often spring from Twitter, Facebook, and other social networking sites.

The Hollywood Reporter (THR) writes that studios like Disney and Dreamworks are now adding to contracts clauses that would prohibit new hires from leaking news stories before the media companies have had a chance to officially release them in their own carefully calibrated format. Though many contracts already include privacy clauses aimed at mitigating this exact issue, given the recent proliferation of big stories being broken via Twitter, executives felt a need to regulate the social networking universe in particular. Social networking often renders middlemen impotent, and, as THR points out, "enables an actor to broadcast to millions in an instant."

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Video Games

'Spore' Movie Helmed By 'Ice Age' Director


Thanks to video games, franchises, reboots, and TV shows, Hollywood executives never need to have an original idea again. So take an extremely original idea from the creator of 'Sims' and turn it into a movie with cute, super star-voiced characters and attach a big director and, bam, easy Hollywood bucks. Will Wrights' 'Spore', an evolution, RPG-type game where decisions made as an amoeba affect gameplay down the road during your creature's space age, is about as unique as it gets, and despite its heaping dose of anti-Intelligent Design bias, it has been optioned to go big screen.

Apparently, signed-on director Chris Wedge has some experience dealing with evolution stories. He kicked off the delightful 'Ice Age' original (Thankfully not the sequels. For the sequels, well... see the first sentence.) and works on those adorable Scrat flicks about the downtrodden squirrel, so maybe he'll add quirk and heart to a 'Spore' movie. And hopefully some John Leguizamo, as well. [From: Fidgit]

Audio/Video, Computers

Can Fear-Analyzing Brain Scans Make Scary Movies Scarier?

With Halloween just around the corner, your local multiplex will soon be flooded with horror flicks. And this year, they might be scarier than ever. That's due to the attention one filmmaker has gotten over his novel approach to the genre, using science to discover just why and when people are frightened at the movies.

According to CNN, British producer Peter Katz enlisted Mindsign Neuromarketing to perform a brain scan on a subject as she watched two scenes from the upcoming film 'Pop Skull,' co-written and directed by Alabama duo Adam Wingard and Lane Hughes. During the test, researchers looked for activity in the amygdala, which is the part of the brain linked to fear.

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Audio/Video, Cell Phones

Horror Movie Montage Features Cell Phone Failures


When it comes to horror movies, there are a few constants. Yes, the characters will venture into that creepy death factory, sex scenes will always end in a bloody death, and most importantly, cell phones will never work when they're most needed. After all, what better way to create tension and move along the paper-thin plot? Until watching this hilarious crap-out compilation (check it out after the break), you might not have realized exactly how many ways a horror movie character can not use a cell phone.

There is, of course, the dead zone, accompanied by a frustrated cry of "No signal!" And then there's the perennially funny dead battery, which usually leads to the phone being angrily tossed into the woods or the backseat of a car. Last, and our favorite, is the 'killer smashes cell phone' scene. If there's a lesson to be learned from the mistakes shown in this clip, it's this: invest in a satellite phone before you take that camping trip to a remote, ramshackle cabin, located outside a creepy, old town. [From: YouTube user richfofo, via Textually]

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Web

Hood-Wearing 'Jedi' Thrown Out of Supermarket


A Jedi can do nearly anything he puts his mind to. Except, it seems, shop for groceries.

The man who started the International Church of Jediism, Daniel Jones, is claiming that he was "victimized over his beliefs" by staff at a Tesco supermarket in North Wales.

For those Jedi agnostics out there, the church apparently requires its 500,000 worldwide members to cover their heads (with a Jedi hood, of course) in public. Jones claims that he was forced to leave a Tesco supermarket when he refused to remove his hood, which the store managers insisted was a security threat.

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Editor's Picks, Interviews, Celebrities, Switched Video

Rob Zombie Hates Your Cell Phone

Perhaps it should come as no surprise that Rob Zombie--rock star, screenwriter, film director, gore-fetishist--has little free time for messing around with all the electronic goodies the rest of us take for granted. But we get it. After all, his latest film, a remake of the classic slasher flick 'Halloween II,' only began filming in late February and yet barely six months later is already in theaters. Clearly he's a busy guy. Still, after a recent conversation with Mr. Zombie, we were taken aback at how vehemently anti-technology he is. Seriously, this guy has some major-league beef with gadgets and the people who love them. Check out the video to experience his alienation, and hold tight as you get torn a new one.

Web, Social Networking

Twitter Gives 'Inglourious Basterds' Boost at the Box Office, Maybe


What led to the better-than-expected box office opening of Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds?' Was it the anticipation for a film that was years in the making? Or, was it maybe Brad Pitt's mustache? According to various sources on the Web, neither is the case. Instead, Twitter swooped in to save the day. The film racked up about $37 million at the box office this weekend, which is about $10 million more than experts predicted.

There's no sure way to attribute this success to Twitter, but that hasn't stopped analysts from trying. Mashable points to a report from Crimson Hexagon, which tracks online consumer buzz and opinion, that says 78-percent of all 'Basterds' tweets were positive. However, that's not exactly a scientific way to track the movie's success. All Things Digital cites NewTeeVee's look at tracking service Trendr's numbers, which found that the volume of 'Basterds' tweets increased over the weekend. This could mean that hardcore Tarantino fans saw the movie on Friday, sent out glowing 'tweets,' and the average moviegoer went later in the weekend. A little more precise, but still not exact enough for our tastes.

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Audio/Video, Editor's Picks

The Apocalypse Is Coming... Pass the Popcorn


Hollywood, it seems, has it in for us. Beginning with the alien-invasion flick 'District 9' (in theaters now), this movie season is chock-full of earth- and earthling-shattering epics. From angry E.T.s and brain-eating zombies to Mayan doomsday prophecies, we're in for a hurtin' for certain, thanks to those bozos. Highfalutin' theories abound as to why all the apocalypse, and why now. The Guardian says it's a reaction to changing times; the Wall Street Journal suggests post-9/11 cultural anxiety and the financial crisis. But nuts to that. We just want to know how to survive when the sh#t goes down.

With that in mind, Switched took a look at what flavors of doom await us on the big screen, and the likelihood of our making it through, should things really go south. Our only other piece of advice? When in doubt, destroy the brain. Always destroy the brain.

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Car Tech

Man Auctions Instructions on Building 'Dark Knight' Batmobile


Grown men love their toys. One man might have taken that love to new heights, though. Not only does he own a smaller version of a Tumbler, the armored vehicle that Batman drives in 'The Dark Knight,' but he built it himself, too.

Now, he's put the plans up for auction on eBay so that all you amateur engineers and professional nerds can have your own Tumbler. According to OhGizmo, the winning bidder will receive a .zipped copy of the Tumbler plans, which would enable the winner to build the go-kart, but wouldn't give him or her ownership rights to the design, itself. Speaking of ownership rights, tully712 might be hearing from DC Comics or Warner Brothers fairly soon. (And judging from the lack of bids on his auction, his eBay profits aren't going to go too far in paying for his legal representation.)

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Web, Social Networking

Aaron Sorkin ('West Wing') Discusses Facebook Movie


It's a story for the ages, or at least that's what Aaron Sorkin thinks. Sorkin, the brain behind 'The West Wing,' has jumped on board to write the screenplay for the upcoming Facebook movie -- the tale of a Harvard student who becomes an Internet billionaire.

Believe it or not, Sorkin told film site Making Of that he's never agreed to work on a project so quickly. After reading only three pages of a 14-page proposal for Ben Mezrich's then-uncompleted book 'The Accidental Billionaires,' Sorkin says he knew he'd write the script. When pressed as to why he made this seemingly rash decision, Sorkin told Making Of, "I'm not sure that I can give you a clear answer." Sounds to us like he's got a gut feeling the film will have critical and financial success. Word is, David Fincher, who helmed 'Fight Club' and 'Se7en,' is still in discussions to direct, too.

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Audio/Video

Seminal Rock Band (Spinal Tap) Silenced by Evil Corporation (LEGO)


File it under 'News of the Obvious,' but, once again, the Man is putting down Rock'n'Roll. Seminal butt-rock band Spinal Tap (See? The Man won't even let us put an umlaut over the "n.") has been banished to a creative hell hole by the corporate overlords at LEGO Systems. According to the New York Times, a fan-created video portraying the Tap as LEGO figurines has been struck from a DVD of the band's 'Unwigged and Unplugged' tour -- at the Danish toy company's urging.

The video (embedded above) is the rock and roll creation of one Coleman Hickey -- a teenage Tap-head from Ohio who toiled over this heavy-duty piece of stop-action cinema for no reason other than glorifying his favorite herd of heavy metal heathens. Explaining LEGO's prohibition of the video's use in the DVD, company spokeswoman Julie Stern told the Times, "We love that our fans are so passionate and so creative with our products, but it had some inappropriate language, and the tone wasn't appropriate for our target audience of kids 6 to 12." Well, the video's still on YouTube, isn't it, Julie? How do you explain that? "YouTube is a less commercial use," she says." Right. So, as always, the Man's party line is: "Gimme Some Money." [From: New York Times]

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