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'Tuper Tario Tros.' Combines 'Tetris,' Mario, and Frustration

We're sure you've stopped and thought to yourself before, "You know, 'Super Mario Bros.' is pretty good, but I sure wish it was more frustrating." No? Well, it doesn't matter. Even if you've never asked for someone to create a hybrid of 'Super Mario Bros.' and 'Tetris,' you're getting it, anyway. And the results are wonderfully, and childishly, called 'Tuper Tario Tros.'

In this Flash game, you play the little Italian plumber we've all come to know and love -- smashing bricks, collecting coins, stomping on Goombas. But there's a twist. Occasionally, you'll have to switch from 'Mario' mode to 'Tetris' mode, and drop those familiarly shaped blocks so that our suspenders-wearing hero can hop on them. And as if the DIY level layouts weren't enough, the screen progresses left to right of its own accord; fail to move swiftly, and the edge of the screen will catch up with Mario, prematurely ending his quest to save the Princess.

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Let Mario Mix Your Mojito and Get Tipsy With Tetris


Here at Switched, we love us some robots. And, admittedly, we love us some fine mixed drinks, too. So, basically, we've gotta find a way to get ourselves to the Roboexotica festival held in Austria, where the only two items on the agenda seem to be cocktails and the robots who serve them (videos after the break). And though we'd run the very serious risk of going all Augustus Gloop on the place, two robots in particular made our mouths water and our livers start to pickle.

As you can see in the videos below, each of these bots allows you to play a classic video game, and then, depending on how you perform, will serve you up an ice-cold cocktail. There are some other cool features, like the chair that vibrates as Mario scales the flagpole, or fans that blow in your face as the plumber storms across the screen. But the main attraction of each is its propensity for producing potent potables. The 'Tetris' one, in particular, is a bit more subtle; the composition of your drink depends on the colors of the rows of blocks that you assemble. 'Mario,' on the other hand, is more linked to the merit of your performance. (Be sure not to fall victim to Bowser the buzzkill.)

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Queen and Mario Mashed Up, Directions for Bike Commuters

There's a load of great tech news happening out there every day, and, unfortunately, we just can't cover it all. Here are a few of the other noteworthy things we saw today on our never-ending journey through the wild, wild Web.
  • If you're going to waste an exorbitant amount of time mashing things together in search of Internet fame, syncing the four musical parts from Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" with 'Super Mario World' is a great start. [From: neatorama]
  • Find the safest bike route via Ride the City, a Google Maps-like site for two-wheeled commuters in Seattle, New York, Chicago, Austin, Louisville, and San Diego. [From: RidetheCity]
  • Fring brings one-way video calling to the iPhone, which means you'll be able to share your cat videos as they happen. Why one-way? The iPhone's camera is on the back of the phone. [From: TUAW]
Web designers are rejoicing, as the fifth annual 24 ways web development advent calendar has fired up again. [From: 24ways] Got a tip? Want to talk to us? In need of more choice links like these? Drop us a line on Twitter and check out our Tumblr blog.

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Mario's Wardrobe Wanderings: From Boots to Bees

As the highly anticipated U.S. release of 'New Super Mario Bros. Wii' rapidly approaches, reviews and screen shots are, little by little, revealing details about the game. (One quick, significant question before we go any further: How in the name of Bowser did Australia get the game before we did?!)

The latest installment in the saga of your favorite 'shroom-eating plumber series apparently adds some awesome new outfits to Mario's extensive and eclectic closet -- Propeller and Penguin suits being chief among them. In honor of Mushroom World couture, Kotaku is celebrating the best and most ridiculous of Mario's many suits. Click through to behold both the always popular Tanooki Suit and the oft forgotten Goomba's Shoe costume.

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'Mario' and 'Luigi' Rob and Beat Cabbie on Halloween

Police are on the lookout for two brothers. Occupation: plumbers, Clothing: overalls, Hobbies: saving princesses and collecting coins. Reports say they answer to these names: Mario and Luigi.

No, this isn't breaking news from the Mushroom Kingdom (unless Staten Island just got a new nickname). According to the New York Daily News, Staten Island police are searching for four men (two were dressed like the video game icons) who were caught on a gas station's surveillance video around 4 a.m. on November 1st robbing and beating a taxi driver. After apparently leaving a Halloween party, one of the men tried to steal money from the cabbie's pocket. The driver pulled into the gas station and asked the men to pay and get out of his car. They refused, beat the driver, and stole his cash anyway.

There's no word yet on whether or not the crooks were disappointed that the driver wasn't carrying large, gold coins. In all seriousness, let's hope these guys are caught soon. If a couple no-good criminals ruin one of our favorite Halloween costumes, we'll have to go out and regulate. And we won't use turtle shells, either. [From: the New York Daily News]

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Nintendo Founder Laments the Unpopularity of 'Star Fox'

No matter who you are, you can't always be the best. Even NBA legend Michael Jordan had a bad game every now and then. Apparently, the same holds true for video game developers, too.

In a recent interview with MTV's Multiplayer blog, Miyamoto was asked how he reacts when a game he designs isn't received well by gamers. "I tend to forget those games [laughs]," he said. Miyamoto, the creator of gaming icons Mario and Link, used the example of the 'Star Fox' 3-D space flight game, which featured animals piloting fighter ships. Inspired by "Every time we make a 'Star Fox' game I'm hoping people will enjoy it as much as I do," he said. "...the people that purchase the 'Star Fox' games has decreased over the years."

Don't mistake Miyamoto's words for an indication that he's ready to hang up the 'Star Fox' series. After all, the "Do a Barrel Roll" soundclip from the games has become a meme in its own right. [From: MTV]

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Dorky Don Juan Proposes During 'Super Mario World' Session

When we finished watching this video (after the break) on Geek Sugar, we were a little surprised by our reactions. Sure, it's easy to make fun of this dude for: one, proposing to his girl in front of the living room TV (while she's playing 'Super Mario World,' no less); two, setting up a video camera to capture it; and, three, posting said video to YouTube. But the look in his eye, her immediate "Yes!," their embrace, and that little dog jumping up and down illustrates domestic bliss so idyllic that it's downright Rockwellian. Call us hopeless, but we think this pair of players is bound for some high scores. [From: Geek Sugar]

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'Super Mario' Manicure Sure to Attract Multiplayer Partners

When it comes to selecting a mate, animals typically pick the partner with the brightest, loudest, and most outlandish natural ornaments. The process definitely applies to humans, as well, and one sexy gamer (who goes by the PhotoBucket handle 'nailchick27') has created a decorative symbol of gaming prowess just for Nintendo nerds, Neatorama reports.

Although it may impede actual gaming sessions, the 'Super Mario Bros.' manicure, which festoons fingernails with depictions of scenes from the video game franchise, should certainly prove irresistible to Mario junkies. If the fancy nails alone don't adequately attract dorks of the opposite gender, there's a closet full of other Nintendo fashion accessories certain to arouse the interest of a potential multiplayer partner. But, take notice. Before you begin drooling over the Nintendo couture, be aware that there's a picture of a fat, pale guy in his Mario unmentionables. Although, who knows. That may actually be highly stimulatory for members of the species Dorkus Marius. [From: PhotoBucket user nailchick27, via Neatorama]

Video Games

Computer Program Plays 'Super Mario World' Better Than You Do


The winner of the ongoing Mario A.I. Competition must create, using a learning algorithm, a controller (or agent) that can complete the most difficult levels of the game 'Infinite Mario' without any human aid. According to Joystiq, a video of one recent entry looks like it may be tough to top.

Creator Robin Baumgarten, a PhD student at Imperial College, London, writes on his site that he entered the contest because he was "bored," and wanted to hone his A.I. programming skills. Typically, watching others play video games can get boring and incredibly frustrating, but that isn't the case here. The video, and the mesmerizing gameplay, is simply amazing.

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Mario Family Tree Sorts Out Long and Storied History


The Mario series is one of the most storied in video game history. Its lineage stretches from an arcade cabinet with two buttons and a joystick all the way to the wireless world of Wii. With all the sequels and spin-offs along the way, though, it can be tough for a gamer to keep track. Did 'Super Mario World' beget 'Super Mario RPG?' Just how many games featured Yoshi?

Thankfully, some industrious gamers at Limit Break sorted all this out with the help of a handy little graphic. It's a family-tree-style breakdown of every Mario game in the Nintendo lexicon. After one look at this, the Royal Family's lineage even looks normal. It's all there -- from the oft forgotten 'Mario's Cement Factory' to the juggernaut that was 'Super Mario 64.'

Looking at this graphic is like going to a family reunion, but fun. The best part? There's no bland potato salad or awkward hugs with relatives you haven't seen in years. Just pure, digital nostalgia. [From: Limit Break]

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Game Designer Quits Job With Custom 'Mario' Game as Resignation Letter

Australian Developer Quits Job with Videogame

Ever feel like burning some bridges when you quit a job? Shredding important documents or yelling at your former manager? No? How about jumping on a power mushroom and groping a princess? If that's more up your alley, you're not alone; a developer named Mr. Jarrad decided to quit his job at game developer 2K Australia by creating a game featuring just those sorts of antics, we learned from Joystiq.

His game (play it here), titled 'A Message for 2K Australia,' sports a few short levels featuring Nintendo's Mario. In them, you run, jump, and collect items, each collection displaying the message "I QUIT" in big letters across the screen. It's a bit brash, and, while it does go on to say that the team at 2K is excellent, we can't help but wonder just how this was received by Jarrad's now-former employer. We're also curious to know what Nintendo's legal department thinks of the thing. [From: Farbs.org, Via: Joystiq]

Video Games

How to Cook Up a Super Mario-style 1UP Mushroom Burger

Give Yourself Extra Lives with 1UP Mushroom Burger
We haven't figured out if eating these 1UP burgers will actually give us extra lives, but we can guarantee that we will be cooking up plenty of these in the Switched kitchen in the coming days.

Potential genius, Karen Chu, has posted instruction on the DIY resource Instructables.com detailing how to create a mushroom burger that looks like the life-giving 1UP mushroom from 'Super Mario Bros.' Creating the burgers takes a little time, but they don't seem particularly difficult to make. Of course, you could make it even easier by simply using ground chuck (accept no substitutes!) to make nice round burgers of your own instead of the veggie patties included in this recipe.

All you need is some mozzarella, green food coloring, and some nice big round buns. Now get cracking, and let us know if you come right back to life the next time you have a run-in with a goomba. [From: Instructables, Via: Neatorama]

Video Games, Holiday Gift Guide 2008

Jenga + 'Donkey Kong' = Stress-Inducing Awesomeness


What is it about 8-bit nostalgia that makes everything better?

We didn't think it was possible to improve upon the classic hair-puller Jenga. But then again, we never thought to paint the blocks with pink girders and work in plastic Marios and a Donkey Kong.

While you can play Donkey Kong Jenga just like the original, the real fun comes when you play the 'Donkey Kong' variation, which has you working a plastic Mario up the tower to free Pauline (the damsel in distress from the original 'Donkey Kong') from the clutches of the simian villain.

To play the game, you spin a wheel that dictates how many girders (blocks) to remove and how many vertical spaces you move Mario up. The game takes longer than you'd imagine (if you can keep the tower from collapsing). The game starts with 14 levels, but as you remove girders and add them to the top, Pauline slowly moves further from your reach.

Apparently, the pegs that stick Mario to the bricks have a tendency to bring the whole thing crashing down prematurely. So, if you're already prone to profanity and violence when playing the classic Jenga, we suggest you stick with the original. [From: Joystiq]

Video Games

Remote-Control Car Plays Super Mario Theme On Water Bottles (Video)



This video made us so nostalgic for the '80s that we just had to share. In the clip, an anonymous Chinese man has arranged a row of bottles filled with varying levels of liquid in a parking garage. Each of the bottles is filled with the right amount of water to play specific notes in the Super Mario Bros video game theme. The bottles are lined up in the right order so that when a remote-control (RC) car runs along the row with a piece of metal strapped to it, the Mario theme plays.

While a man named Michel Lauzière has done similar things with roller skates and a Mozart theme, we gotta admit that this 'Mario Bros' trick is a little bit cooler. Besides, the look on that parking lot security guard's face is priceless. Nice one, random Chinese guy! [Source: Break.com, via Autoblog]

Video Games

Modder Builds Portable Version of Super Nintendo Entertainment System



Yearning for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo 16-bit glory days of console-based video gaming? Brian Henderson modified the guts of a Super Nintendo (SNES) system to run in a handheld plastic shell complete with speakers, AV out, a 5-inch display and a "Player 2" port for multi-player fun.

The only downside seems to be that the "SNESp" requires the physical SNES game cartridge. There aren't any plans for production, but we can't help thinking way back to the early '90s and afternoons spent playing classics like the original Mario Kart, Super Metroid, Super Mario World and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.


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