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Types of YouTube Videos That Shouldn't Exist

So apparently Cracked.com has hopped on the blog-as-TV train and is turning its amazing lists into quick, montage-laden rundowns meant for our viewing pleasure. Watch (video after the break) as your glib host Michael Swain counts down the types of YouTube videos that take up far too much server space. The turtle romancing a boot has turned into a popular video, but now, thanks to Swain, viewers have learned that turtle love (especially turtle-on-inanimate object love) is a large part of the YouTube-video makeup. Other vids that we now know about, but wish we didn't: emo boys (?) making out, and adorable, but definitely illegal, videos of small dogs behind the wheel.

Let us add to Swain's list, if you will, a couple types that we ourselves have stumbled upon, much to our own chagrin. The masochistically large selection of children losing teeth via doorknobs, for instance, makes 'David at the Dentist' look like a walk in the park. Also, the number of 'Final Fantasy' tributes is absurd. Just pick a style of music, and there's a tribute video set to it. Johnny Cash? Here it is. Bon Jovi? Check. Enya? Got it covered. [From: Cracked.com]

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Computers

Bad Tech That Couldn't (or Shouldn't) Survive

Tech That Couldn't, Or Shouldn't Survive
History is littered with the rotting remains of technology -- some brilliant, some not so much.

We've spent plenty of time covering classic gadgets that defy logic and have survived well passed their expected shelf life. But what of the products that never really made it? Or the ones that we wish hadn't?

Technologizer has compiled a list of gadgets that were doomed from the moment they set foot on the scene. The list includes impressive technological feats that were often just a tad too late or early. Take, for instance, Charles Babbage's Difference Engine. Designed in the 1840s, this five-ton behemoth is arguably the first modern computer... or it would have been if it were ever built. Despite grants from the British government, Babbage's design turned out to be too expensive to produce. Or QUBE, an early interactive TV platform from Warner Communications (precursor to Time Warner) that offered pay-per-view, interactive polls, and shopping from your remote -- way back in 1977.

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Great Things Ruined by the Internet



The Internet has mostly made our lives better. We love Google for putting piles of information at our fingertips, and, without the Web, there would be no Switched. That being said, it's undeniable that the Internet has ruined some good things, as well.

The blog OMG Lists has compiled a list of nine good things ruined by the Internet (one of those things being lists). So, what good things in life will never be the same thanks to the Interwebs? Cats (thanks to the efforts of I Can Has Cheezburger and the LOLcat meme) are the saddest thing to make the list. We used to think cats were adorable; now, we just stand around them with a camera waiting to take funny photos to pair with a funny caption. Rick Astley also made the list, thanks to our least favorite Internet trend ever -- Rick Rolling.

Journalism also made the list, and it's hard to argue. Journalism used to be a highly respected, well paying occupation. Now, journalistic publications are fading and being replaced by blogs and news aggregation sites like the Huffington Post (and, uh, Switched). Not that there is anything wrong with blogs, of course. It's just that saying, "I'm a reporter for the New York Times," still carries a lot more weight than saying, "I'm a blogger."

Check out the rest of the list here. [From: OMG Lists]

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Green Tech

Somehow, Los Angeles Tops EPA's Most Energy-Efficient City List


An unlikely trio of cities can lay claim to the United States' most energy-efficient buildings, thanks to a report in USA Today.

Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Houston have been named by the EPA as having the most efficient buildings in the U.S., with annual energy savings of $87.2 million, $83.8 million, and $70.6 million, respectively.

While we would love to jump on the bandwagon and slap these three cities on their backs, we have a little bit more sense than that. After all, anybody who has visited Los Angeles and Houston is well aware that these two places aren't exactly "green." They are, however, massive cities, not only in population, but in sheer geographical sprawl, as well. So, of course, each of these cities has more green buildings than Cheyenne, Wyoming, or Hattiesburg, Mississippi, or Lancaster, Pennsylvania. But that's because they have a lot more buildings, in general.

And while some of those buildings may be green, most of them aren't. We're not exactly students of the environment, but we're certainly confident in saying that Cheyenne, Hattiesburg, and Lancaster -- all put together -- have less of a negative environmental impact than Los Angeles alone. [From: USA Today]

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'25 Things' You Should Know About Facebook

25 Things Not to Do or Say on Facebook

If you're a Facebook user, then you've probably been invited to offer up '25 Random Things' about yourself in the past month. The online chain-letter-like viral sensation has made the rounds of social-networks such as Facebook, inviting countless folks to offer up personal tidbits, little white lies, confessions, and other revealing facts about themselves for all (who are on Facebook) to see.

It's a phenomenon that many folks have found fun and self-revealing, while others – such as the Washington Post's Dan Zak – have found a bit annoying and limiting. Zak quotes sociologist Michael Stefanone, who sees the '25 Things' trend as a way for us to compete for attention, and, ultimately, a bit of the old TMI ("Too Much Information") syndrome. We couldn't agree more.

So, enough with the '25 Random Things' about you lists. Most of the ones we've seen are boring, rude, and self-indulgent, which is why it's the latest addition to our list of Facebook Dos and Don'ts, the rest of which you can find by clicking on 'Next' below. Read 'em, and instantly become a better, more fun-loving, and well-liked member of Facebook.

Computers, Top Lists, Google

World's Most Expensive (and Profitable) Typos



You'd think that fixing a typo would be an easy thing in these days easily-editable digital content. But surprisingly, this is not always the case. And sometimes, it's just too late to do anything about the consequences that result from a particularly bad mistake. In case you don't believe us, check out the list of the worst typos ever, compiled by Typo Buddy, a site dedicated to saving you money by finding misspelled eBay listings.

Our favorites include a misspelling of a word in a New York City Department of Education accounting system that resulted in only half the costs being tracked. The City had to pick up an additional $1.4 million in unexpected expenses! Also, a Japanese trader accidentally sold 610,000 shares of a company at just 1 yen each, instead of 1 share at 610,000 yen, resulting in a loss of $340 million.

There are plenty of others, including how Google got its name -- though hopefully no typos in this post! [From: Typo Buddy]

Audio/Video, Cameras, Computers, Top Lists, Slideshows

Best Bathroom Gadgets

The bathroom is a very private place. To some, it's a relaxing getaway. To others, it's a necessary evil. No matter how you look at the bathroom, here are some gadgets that can make your experience more productive, entertaining, or even less stinky.



Oral-B Triumph with SmartGuide
Get ready for your toothbrush to wear the pants in your oral hygene relationship. The Triumph with SmartGuide, Oral-B's latest in toothy technology, monitors how you're cleaning your teeth: time, area, and pressure are all observed by the smartbrush, which then sends the information back to its base station for further review. Said base station, generally stuck to your bathroom mirror, then tells you where and for how long you should be brushing in order to maximize the pearliness of your pearly whites.

Top Lists

10 Most Bizarre Science Experiments



We may always think of scientists as serious guys doing the tough work to better our world. Curing diseases, building artificial body parts, developing stronger metals, but not all scientific endeavors are as productive.

How much acid does it take to kill an elephant? Apparently 297 milligrams (about 3,000 times a normal human dose)does the trick. Ever wonder if pressure and anxiety causes a person to make mistakes? Well, the U.S. Army sent 10 soldiers up in a plane in the 1960s, and halfway through told them the plane was disabled and would be forced to crash-land in the ocean. They then asked the soldiers to fill out insurance forms. The result? The prospect of imminent death caused the soldiers to fill out the forms incorrectly. Who knew?

Or what about the scientist who wanted to see if he could get people to fall asleep under extreme conditions. So what did he do? He taped open his subjects' eyes, got some lights flashing in their eyes, attached some electrodes to their legs to hit them with electric shocks, and played super-loud music in their ears. Surprisingly, every subject fell asleep, apparently because the stimuli, though loud and annoying, were consistent and monotonous.

The most bizarre experiments on the list compiled by the Times of London involved the dismembering of animals. Soviet surgeon Vladimir Demikhov grafted the head of a puppy onto a full-grown German Shepherd. Why? We're not really sure. The puppy's head continued to drink milk, even though it could derive no nourishment from it, since its esophagus hung out and spilled the milk down the two-headed dog's neck. At least it continued to drink until the abomination died shortly after the surgery. Demikhov performed this bizarre procedure 19 more times. As odd as the rest of them are, we're pretty sure that last experiment violates some sort of law.

Check out the rest here.

From The Times

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The Top 15 Tech Myths

We love lists -- you should have figured that out by now. This time, PC World came up with 15 tech myths, bursting one bubble at a time. We list a few highlights here.

Using third-party ink in your printer voids the warranty
Just plain not true. Of course, if the third-party ink damages the printer, then you're out of luck. But simply using third-party ink does not let Epson off the hook if your printer suddenly bursts into flames.

'Unlimited' cell phone data access is really unlimited
Think that extra $19 a month has you covered for all the data (e-mail, downloads, Web surfing) you want on your cell phone? Think again. Verizon's Terms of Service (TOS) forbids streaming media, uploading and downloading files and even has a 5 gigabyte-per-month cap on data. Cingular/AT&T also forbids media streaming and file sharing but has no data cap. And Sprint says it "reserve[s] the right to limit or suspend any heavy, continuous data usage that adversely impacts [its] network performance or hinders access to [its] network." Annoyingly vague, to put it lightly.

Macs are virus-free
Despite what the Cult of Mac tells you Macs are not 100 percent safe. A security researcher named Dino Dai Zovi took home a $10,000 prize for remotely hijacking a MacBook Pro. It took less than 10 hours to discover a security hole in Quicktime and set up a Web page to exploit it. Also, January was The Month of Apple Bugs as a pair of hackers revealed a new security hole in the OS for each day. In February the first worm virus for OSX was discovered. Macs are still more secure than Windows PCs, but because they're less popular, they tend to be less of a target.

From PC World

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25 Innovations That Shaped the 'Net


25 Innovations that Shaped the 'Net
From David Letterman to the OCD-stricken -- everyone loves making lists. 'USA Today' is getting in on the action by celebrating its 25th birthday with 25 weeks of Top 25 lists. Today, it's the top 25 innovations that shaped the Internet.

It's all in there: Google, Amazon, Yahoo and eBay (not to mention parent company AOL). Newcomers like YouTube, MySpace and bloggers are all represented, as are the really important things we all take for granted these days, like e-mail, graphics and instant messaging.

Number one on the list: the World Wide Web. (If you're thinking to yourself, "But the Internet and World Wide Web are the same thing," you should read this.) Interestingly, spam, spyware, gambling and porn also made the list.

Not on the list? Crappy, overpriced, over-hyped Super Bowl ads.

From USA Today

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