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Tongue-Based 'iLickit' App Lets You Lick to Win

Remember when your parents would say, "You aren't leaving this table until you clean that plate?" Of course, you do. It's why you, along with millions of other Americans, turned into such a glutton. So, if you need to work out some deep gastrointestinal and parental issues, well, there's an app for that (maybe). According to The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), iLickit is the first iPhone application controlled by your tongue. It's a simple premise: just select a food and start licking the screen (video after the break). The game keeps track of the time it takes you to lick away all the food.

Yes, this is app is weird and probably unsanitary, but TUAW says iLickit will actually hit Apple's app store sometime soon. Although we couldn't find any other information indicating whether or not this is a joke, the demo video is pretty convincing. Pray it's a hoax. The last thing we want to see is some middle-aged guy's slobbery tongue plastered to his smartphone. [From: The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), via Eat Me Daily]

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Text Your Friends Fake Obama Vice President Announcements

Prank: Send Out Fake Obama VP Text
Got an Obama supporting friend you really want to confuse?

Follow a bit of advice from Wonkette and use one of those semi-anonymous text messaging sites to send a fake message announcing that that Barack Obama has chosen (Hillary Clinton, Gary Glitter, etc...) as his Vice Presidential nominee. No doubt your Obamaniac friend is sitting, sweaty palmed, by his cell phone waiting for the text message from the campaign that will tell him or her (and millions of other supporters) who Obama is giving the VP nod, before an announcement is made to the press. Of course, as with everything else, as the methods get more high tech, the results get easier to spoof.

Most cellphone providers offer text messaging via the Internet, just set the 'from' and 'reply to' number as 62262 and draft up a formal looking message along the lines of:
"As a thanks for all your support we wanted you to be the first to know that Barack has chosen _____ as VP"
Then laugh when your friend calls you frothing with rage. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any physical violence that might befall you as a result of this gag. [From: Wonkette, Via: Textually]

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Kitty Bum Pencil Sharpener


We've got the perfect office accessory for anyone who, to put it lightly, considers him or herself "more of a dog person." The hilarious Cat's Arse Sharpener not only looks stylish on your desk, but it also does a pro job of keeping your pencil tips razor sharp -- which it does with its bum. Simply stab the poor creature in the rear, wait for the electronic "meow" and twist away. The shavings are collected in the kitty's litter box!

Wait 'til PETA gets a load of this . . .

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