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South African Calls Boss a "Serial Masturbator" on Facebook, Gets Fired

With so much pain and humiliation caused by Facebook around the world, we were less than shocked to hear that the cycle of embarrassment had traveled south of the Equator.

According to an AFP article, hosted on Google, a South African man was recently terminated from his job after calling his boss a "serial masturbator" on Facebook. What did he think was going to happen? Did he expect a cookie and a tummy rub? Apparently, the 23-year-old wasn't a huge fan of his boss, and decided that a virtual, worldwide forum was the perfect place to vent his frustration. We have to wonder why he even bothered with the "serial masturbator" tag line. He just described half the people on Planet Earth for goodness sake (not to mention primates!).

Brothers and sisters around the world! Heed our advice! Facebook is a place to post pictures of you with beautiful people you barely know. Facebook is a place to be witty and slightly politically incorrect to people you want to impress. It is not a place to vent about people that could potentially fire you! Follow those simple guidelines and you should be just fine. [From: AFP/Google]

Web, Social Networking

Swiss Woman Fired for Using Facebook While Sick


We've heard of people getting fired for posting incriminating photos on Facebook, or bad mouthing their jobs in their status updates, but this is the first time that we've ever heard of someone getting sacked for simply logging in to the social networking service.

A Swiss woman, who remains unidentified, called in to work at Nationale Suisse, sick with a migraine headache, according to a brief, vague report by the BBC on Saturday. She told the company she needed to lie in a dark room to let the headache pass. Her employers noticed, however, that she had logged into her Facebook account that day. So, they terminated her.

The company alleges that if the woman was well enough to use Facebook, she was well enough to work at a computer. The woman defended herself by saying that she accessed the site from her iPhone while lying in bed, and accused the company of using a fake profile to spy on her.

To be honest, the whole thing sounds a little ridiculous, and we're wondering if there isn't more to the story. Simply getting fired for logging on to Facebook seems completely unreasonable to us. What do you think? [From: BBC]

Video Games

Netflix Expanding Out to Other Gaming Platforms?



We've heard whispers of Netflix heading to other, non-Xbox 360 game consoles before, and now adding to the susurrous is a job listing from the company for Engineering Lead - Gaming Platforms. The description calls for someone familiar with the technical hurdles of current-gen consoles for building a small team to "rapidly prototype and iterate on a variety of platforms." Whether or not this means we'll be seeing PlayStation 3 or Wii services in the near (or even distant) future is anyone's guess, but with Microsoft's version so far a streaming success, we wouldn't be surprised if the company took a few steps to increase the probability that 3 billionth delivered flick is digital.

[Via Joystiq]

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Be Careful What You Tweet About Your Job

Be Careful What You Tweet About Your Job
Netizens, when will you learn to be more careful about what you post online? We've published enough stories about Facebook and other social networking sites costing people jobs and relationships -- why would you be so careless with Twitter?

A Twitter user known as 'theconnor' -- who's clearly about as sharp as a bowling ball -- posted a message that read, "Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work." That's fine to think to yourself, acceptable as a journal entry, and might even be okay if your Twitter account were private, but when 'theconnor' posted this missive publicly, it caught the attention of Cisco employee Tim Levad, who quickly responded,
"@theconnor Who is the hiring manager. I'm sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the web."
Oops.

'Theconnor' quickly made his account private and deleted the tweet, but if he's already been identified, it might be a little late to save his "fatty paycheck." Remember, if you post it online, someone will likely see it. If it's not something you'd shout from a mountain top, then it's probably not something you should share with the Web. [From: I'm Not Actually a Geek]

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Disgruntled Worker Hacks and Shuts Down Oil Leak System


Seriously, people. We've said it before but hacking your current or former employer because you're not happy with your job, desk, or termination is not a constructive way to deal with the problem.

The latest idiot to clearly overstep his legal boundaries is Mario Azar, a 28-year-old former IT worker for Pacific Energy Resources (PER). According to Wired, the Los Angeles resident has been indicted by a grand jury for allegedly disabling computer systems at PER that monitored oil pipelines for leaks, potentially allowing for an environmental catastrophe.

According to the indictment, Azar sought a permanent job from PER after his temporary contract expired. His request was rebuffed, so they allege Azar hacked into the company's servers and shut down the leak monitoring systems from his home.

Looks like that warning about IT guys turning to crime was spot on. [From: Wired]

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Google Job Applicants Post Tales of Rejection

Scorned Google Applicants Post Tales of RejectionGoogle is hot right now. Its stock price may have taken a bit of a hit lately, but new offerings like GrandCentral continue to revolutionize the Internet, and with its Android phone operating system poised to conquer the mobile world, things are looking good for the company.

Naturally, then, the brightest tech employees want to get in the door, and Google's interview process is notorious for being lengthy and arduous. It's no surprise, of course, that not all applicants are welcomed with open arms. Some of those who got the cold shoulder treatment are posting their experiences online for the benefit of those who might interview with the Big G in the future.

The stories range from the mundane, like an interviewer with a thick, "Chewbacca-like" accent that was hard for the job candidate to understand ("I'm obviously partially retarded," says "Rod"), to tales of wonderment, such as one applicant who was too dazed by the lunch offerings to put together a comprehensive interview. Then there are the truly disturbing stories, such as that of one applicant whose military background wasn't taken too kindly:
"The interview was going swimmingly until I met up with one interviewer who was apparently anti-military. Using the Google "Do No Evil" mantra as a pretense, he asked me how many people I'd killed when I served. When I explained to him that I was MI, he then asked if I could estimate how many people were killed because of the intelligence I'd gathered. The implication was I was either an evil, efficient killer or an incompetent one - a real no-win situation."

Good luck, job seekers of the future!


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Tech Tips for Looking Busy at Work

Tech Tricks for Slacking at Work
As we coast into summer, the warm weather is going to make it near impossible to want to get any work done. So with that in mind, we've compiled six surefire ways to appear busy on the job, even though you're really surfing the Web, nursing a hangover or skipping work completely to hit the beach.

Tech Tricks for Slacking at WorkGet a BlackBerry

This may seem like a no-brainer, but BlackBerrys let you send and receive e-mail in real time, so no one is the wiser as to your actual location (poolside). Just make sure you revise your signature in your BlackBerry to list something like your work address -- the last thing you want is the default "Sent Via BlackBerry From Cingular Wireless" at the bottom of your mobile e-mails.

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