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Fugitive Arrested After Moronic Facebook Friend Request

Remember the story about the New Zealand authorities who located a fugitive couple, thanks to the misguided Facebook status of their relative? While that mistake was out of the criminals' hands, Maxi Sopo made his own bed with the social networking site.

In 2003, Sopo went from selling roses in Seattle nightclubs to committing bank fraud, making him about $200,000 richer. A natural career move, right? According to Huffington Post, he soon fled in a rental car to Mexico where he lived a playboy lifestyle. He'd sun on the beaches of Cancun till dark and throw down in the nightclubs till dawn.

But just living this MTV spring-break life wasn't enough for Sopo. So, he started bragging about it on Facebook, too. The AP quotes one Facebook as reading, "LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE REALLY!!!!BUT SOME OF US HUMANS MAKE A MESS OF IT...REMEMBER AM JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN PARTEEEEEEE."

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Video Games, Web

UK Prisoners Allegedly Running Crime Syndicates with PlayStations

Sure, you can use the PlayStation 3 to play games and watch Blu-ray movies -- heck, you can even use it to study gravity. But the latest interesting and unique usage of the console comes from Britain, where the country's Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) is alleging the gaming machine is being used to run massive crime syndicates.

According to a recently-released report by SOCA, prisoners are using chat rooms in online games and coded language to get information and orders to criminal co-conspirators on the outside. The Prison Service (PS), the organization that handles prison security, reacted harshly to the charges, however, since it was not warned that the allegations would be included in the annual report.

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Cell Phones

Pigeons Sneaking Cell Phones Into Brazilian Jail



Prison has a way of transforming a two-bit criminal into frickin' MacGyver, so we weren't extremely surprised by this example of inmates thinking on the fly (no pun intended, there).

Two weeks ago, guards at the Danilio Pinheiro prison farm in Brazil intercepted a cell-phone-toting pigeon after they spotted the aerial accomplice perched on an electric security wire with a small bag tied to its leg. "The guards nabbed the bird after luring it down with some food and discovered components of a small cell phone inside the bag," said police investigator Celso Soramiglio, speaking to the AP. A day later, another pigeon was intercepted. It was carrying the phone's charger.

Apparently, the pigeons had been bred inside the prison and then smuggled out so that they could be outfitted with the cell phone parts and sent back. This makes complete sense according to Soramiglio, since "Pigeons instinctively fly back home, always."

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TV

Scottish Prisoners Getting Flat-Screens

Scottish Prisoners Getting Flat-ScreensWe know that prison systems around the world are in desperate need of modernization, but did you really have to give them flat-screen TVs? Huh, Scotland? Some of our staff can't even afford LCD TVs, and (to our knowledge) they're not criminals.

A privately-run prison in West Lothian, Scotland is getting a makeover that makes it nicer than your average college dorm. Electronic kiosks have been installed for prisoners to check menus and order food, check account balances, and order supplies from the canteen.

The prison even has a computer room, library, a gym, and private showers in the cells. Audrey Park, the prison director, defended the availability of flat-screen TVs for the prisoners. She pointed out that the TVs must be purchased by the prisoners and were limited to 15 inches in size.

So in this prison, the real punishment is being forced to squint and hunch over a tiny television screen all day. [From: Telegraph]

Recon Scout Robot Gets New Job at Prison



You may remember this little dumbell-looking Recon Scout drone we saw last year, when it had just been implemented in the military. If you'll recall, the robot selflessly allows itself to be thrown into wild and unpredictable situations deemed "too risky" for people, then transmits grainy video back to an Operator Control Unit.

Well, it turns out that the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) was interested in this rugged bastion of self-sacrifice, too. The CDCR can apparently envision all kinds of nightmare scenarios in which prisoners have weapons and no human wants any part of it -- which is why they've agreed to a rental contract where they get ten devices and developer ReconRobotics gets feedback from the Department in exchange.

Seriously though, aren't there any jubilant tasks we could set this guy to? He's getting to be such a killjoy.

Audio/Video, Computers

YouTube Motorcycle Stunt Man Jailed for 12 Weeks

If you've spent much time perusing YouTube, surely you've seen a video or two of someone on two wheels performing ill-advised stunts, often with painful ends. One of those stunters was British 28-year-old Sandor Ferenci, who posted a video of himself performing wheelies and going 130mph on public streets. The Oxford police received a complaint and then were tipped to the video by Ferenci himself. He was quickly arrested and charged with "lunatic and grossly irresponsible manoeuvres at considerable speed." He'll now be serving 12 weeks behind bars and, after that, will be unable to drive (or ride, we hope) for two years.

Good job, officers, now maybe you could go about finding this guy? [From: Reuters]

Car Tech

Mechanic Won't Give Back Car, Gets Arrested

Customer Won't Pay for Car, Mechanic Gets Arrested
If you've ever owned a car out of warranty, chances are you've made at least one shockingly expensive visit to the mechanic before. You know, the one where you thought you were getting a $14.99 tire rotation but walked away with a whole new exhaust system, brake pads and rotors, and a flush and refill on your blinker fluid? That's the situation faced by a UK man who was asked to pay £1127 (about $2,000 U.S.) for repairs on his Land Rover. When he refused, the police were called and it was the mechanic who went to jail!

As satisfying as that may sound, we're not so sure that the mechanic, Darren Tandy, actually did anything to deserve the three hours he spent behind bars with the Northumbria Police. The owner of the vehicle had initially offered £950, but by the time the police showed up, he was only offering £550, which the police officers apparently thought was fair. However, that was actually less than the cost of parts Tandy had used on the repair! Why exactly the police thought Tandy was at fault and not the owner remains to be seen, but we're guessing they had recently forked over cash for some expensive repairs themselves. [From: AutoBlog]

Cell Phones

Seven Prisoners Hospitalized After Hiding Phones in Rectums

Seven Prisoners Hospitalized After Hiding Phones in RearsCellular News reports that seven prisoners in Pakistan's Camp Jail have been hospitalized after hiding cell phones in their rectums.

Yes, the classic pastime of hiding things in one's anus to avoid confiscation extends to such uncomfortably bulky items as cell phones. In a sweep of the prison with metal detectors, the guards found 30 cell phones hidden in anuses around the prison. Unfortunately, seven phones (each in different prisoners, of course) were unable to be removed without medical attention.

To make matters worse, those seven men were publicly identified on the prison's bulletin board and placed in chakkis, small cells where prisoners can only sit or stand.

We're just wondering what happens if you accidentally leave the phone on vibrate while its in there? [From: Cellular News, Via: Textually]

Video Games

UK Taxpayers Footing the $500K Bill for PlayStations in Prisons

U.K. Tax-Payers Buying Playstations for Prisoners
One would think that when you go to jail, luxuries like PlayStation and Xbox would have to be left behind, but quite often in the UK, video games are finding their way into prisons, sometimes on the British taxpayer's dime.

A recent audit of the Prison Service found that it had spent £221,726 (almost $432,000) on consoles and video games for prisoners. Most of the roughly 13,000 consoles found in the country's jails were paid for by the inmates themselves, but 1,700 were purchased with taxpayer money.

The program has turned into a bit of a scandal and officials are already taking steps to quell the furor. Spending on video games and consoles for prisoners has been frozen and all titles rated for 18 and older only have been removed. The revelation that hundreds of thousands of pounds have been spent on entertainment at a time when rehabilitation programs in prisons are struggling for funding has many up in arms. As one British Justice said "Offenders should be learning and preparing for the world of work, not idly playing Grand Theft Auto and preparing to return to crime." [Source: Daily Mail]

Video Games

UK Prisons Restrict Video Game Use

nintendo!

Prisons in the UK and Wales banning prisoners from playing any video games rated 18.

The ban accompanies a group of new restrictions placed on an increasingly overcrowded prison system. Now, only those who show good behavior or who are suicidal will have access to video games, but they have to purchase the gaming consoles themselves. The Prison Reform Trust stated that video games were "no substitute for purposeful activity like work or education classes." Well and arrogantly said, ol' chaps!

We get it, they are trying to implement a system where good behavior is rewarded and bad behavior is punished. Seriously, though, how much of an incentive/punishment is this really? You have an environment that is overcrowded and full of career criminals. They spend every day either in fear of their life or fighting to protect it. Drugs are rampant, violence is the norm, and each jail is rife with corruption. Yes, let's take away their video games.

That'll show 'em. [Source: BBC]







Audio/Video

Cassettes Still a Big Seller in Prisons



One music retailer in California has cornered the music cassette sales market. Big deal, you say? Well, it is when you consider that, in jail, digital music players are useless and CDs are dangerous contraband. But, for some reason, cassette tapes and players are allowed, which means that millions of people in this country are forced to use an outdated method of music distribution that many labels no longer cater to. That's why Bob Paris of Pack Central started stocking up on cassettes a number of years ago and has developed a burgeoning business that caters specifically to the incarcerated.

While the rest of the music industry struggles to stay afloat, Paris's business has remained flat with more than a million dollars in sales for the last five years straight. "I have dodged every conventional bullet that has hit most music retailers," Paris told the New York Times. "I don't have to worry about downloading, legal or illegally." [Source: NY Times]

Cell Phones

Cell-Phone-Sniffing Dogs Unleashed on Jails

Cell Phone Sniffing Dogs Unleashed on JailsOne of the most problematic items of contraband that are sneaked into prisons are cell phones. More than drugs or weapons, cell phones cause headaches not just for the corrections officers, but also for law enforcement on the outside. With a cell phone, criminal masterminds can continue to direct actions outside the prison walls and have unmonitored communication with potential suppliers of additional contraband. Cell phones are even sold and rented by prisoners for sky high prices.

But in Maryland, prisons are fighting back with a trio of dogs trained to smell out cell phones instead of drugs. In a recent demonstration for the press, two dogs were charged with finding cell phones stashed in cells. In all but one of the trials, the dogs tracked down the phones in under 30 seconds.

Like drugs and people, cell phones have a unique scent the dogs are trained to pick up. Even so, it's still more difficult for dogs to sniff out a cell phone than, say, a brick of marijuana, 'cause phones just aren't that smelly.

Gosh, being a prisoner just keeps getting harder -- first they took away their pigeons, now they're taking away their cell phones. You'd think they did something wrong. [Source: Washington Post, Via: Textually]

Video Games

Video Game Victory Call Leads to Gamer's Arrest

Video Game Victory Cry Results in ArrestIts easy to get excited about video games, especially when playing online. After a long, difficult match against tough opponents sometimes you just want to jump up and proclaim your success to your friends. But, if you do that, be careful how you phrase that statement of greatness or you might find yourself in a very real jail.

29-year-old Thomas Ballard of Delhi, Louisiana had just ended a marathon gaming session victoriously and called a friend a little after midnight to gloat. He told his friend "I have killed them all" and, apparently, not much else. His simple statement scared the friend enough to call the police who, using caller ID, determined who had made the call and went to investigate. Ballard explained that he was just talking about a video game.

Here's where the story gets even more interesting: In the process of checking out the scene, the officers determined that he was wanted on a 5-year-old warrant due to cocaine possession. He was promptly taken into custody.

So, game as hard as you like and feel free to celebrate, just watch who you share those celebrations with -- especially if you're on the run from the law.

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Porn Spammers Get Prison Time

Pornographic Spammers Get 5 Years in Jail

About the only creature lower on the totem pole than the nefarious telemarketer is the spammer. With these creeps, you can't even take solace in the fact that they're only doing their job, which is why it fills us with a sick sense of giddiness every time one of these obnoxious mass-e-mailers gets tossed in the clink.

The latest bozos to get nailed for filling our In-boxes with junk e-mail are Jeffrey A. Kilbride, 41, of Venice, California, and James R. Schaffer, 41, of Paradise Valley, Arizona, who should be spending roughly the next five years for e-mailing graphic porn images advertising hard-core sex sites. Anyone who received the e-mail was able to view them.

Kilbride was sentenced to 72 months behind bars, while Schaffer will be spending the next 63 alongside him. The difference in sentences is due to Kilbride being charged with obstruction of justice for trying to prevent a witness from testifying against the duo. Otherwise both men were charged with sending spam messages with forged headers and domain names, conspiracy, fraud, money laundering, and obscenity -- all under the Can-Spam Act.

In addition to their jail sentences, Kilbride and Schaffer were fined $100,000 and ordered to pay $77,500 to AOL (Switched.com's parent company). They also had to cough up $1.1 million in illegal proceeds.

Anything that prevents more spam from coming to our In-box is a-okay with us.

How about you? Do you think these guys got what they deserved, or is the sentence too harsh? Let us know.

From Information Week

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Cell Phones

1,000 Cell Phones Smuggled Into CA Prisons

Inmate Swallows Cell Phone
Cell phones are dangerous, not because of radiation or electric fields, but because they can help prisoners organize. In the last year, the state of California has confiscated over 1,000 mobile phones from prisoners, and one can only guess how many are still in circulation.

Law enforcement officials are afraid that inmates could organize simultaneous riots in all of the state's 33 correctional facilities, or hatch an escape plot via text messages or the internet.

Having a cell phone can also be very lucrative for a prisoner, potentially more lucrative than drugs. Inmates can rent the phone to other prisoners for up to $20 for 5 minutes. A perk of this business for the inmates is that it's not a felony, so if they get busted (again), there will likely be no additional jail time.

That said, selling drugs does have one advantage: Its hard to look slick trying to inconspicuously palm off a Nokia N76.

From Textually.org

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