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How to Make 'Kilroy'-Style Facebook Profile Photos



Since it first made its appearance in the 1940s, the sneaky-eyed graffito known affectionately as "Kilroy" has become known the world over. Now, thanks to a guy named Max over at Instructables, you can meld your own image with that iconic one, right there on your Facebook profile.

The process requires no more than a face, hands, a camera, a photo editing program, and Instructables' supplied stock background. Be warned, though -- that stock background is custom-fitted for Facebook's current layout only. And, as Max points out, Facebook has been known to change its layout more often than it changes its underwear. [From: Instructables Via: Walyou]

Audio/Video, Advice, Tech Tips

Why You Shouldn't Clean Your TV With Windex

Don't Buy TV Cleaner, and Stay Away from the Windex

Inevitably, your fancy HDTV and flat-panel monitor are going to collect dust. But how should you clean them? Many people go the Windex route, while others splurge for the pricey cleaning products sold at BestBuy and the like. Truth is, however, the best way to clean your LCD and plasma screens is with a soft cloth and water, says Consumer Reports.

The chemicals in Windex and other glass cleaners are too harsh for use on the sensitive screens used in LCDs. And even paper towels could scratch the surface of the screen. On the other hand, commercial cleaning products are absurdly overpriced, and won't yield results significantly better than you'd get with a bit of water and a microfiber cloth (like those used to clean eyeglasses and camera lenses).

So, save your cash, and stay away from the Windex. Instead, get a microfiber cloth (most pairs of glasses, and even the iPhone, come prepackaged with one), and moisten it. Then, lightly rub it over your TV. That's it! [From: Consumer Reports, via Consumerist]

Computers, Advice, Windows Software

What Is the Conficker Virus and Should You Be Worried?

Everything You Wanted to Know About Confiker, But Were Afraid to Ask

What is Conficker?
Conficker, also known as Downadup or Kido, is the latest super virus to spread around the Internet and has security experts in a panic. When last we checked, about a week ago, Conficker had already spread to 9 million PCs, with little sign of slowing. Now it has infected at least 10 million PCs and experts believe there may be up to 350 million vulnerable computers out there.

The worm isn't just exploiting a networking hole, however; it features a sophisticated method of cracking administrator passwords, making it difficult to remove, and also copies itself to USB drives so that it can spread even when the online flaw is plugged.

What havoc has it wreaked so far?
So far this schizophrenic virus hasn't caused any serious damage. Its primary effect has been to prevent people from installing Windows updates and anti-virus software that could potentially thwart the malware. What worries security experts, though, is Conficker's ability to launch a second stage, downloading additional code that could hijack computers completely, steal personal information, or commit basic extortion -- demanding money for fake anti-virus software claiming to remove the infection.

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Audio/Video, Cameras, Summer Fun, Back to School

Rubber Band Trick for Smooth Camcorder Operation



In what may be the single most useful free tip for budding and/or professional videographers ever to make its way onto the sprawling mass of collective consciousness known as "l'internet" (that's French), StumbleUpon is hosting a video that shows you how to get smooth pans out of your cheap tripod for the price of a free rubber band.

Essentially, the elastic of the rubber band (the thick kind, like old men wear on their wrists) serves as a gyro of sorts, bringing your pan the smoothness that even the steadiest hands lack. Even if you don't have any videographical aspirations, we recommend a watch just in case you're ever asked to be a makeshift cameraman on someone's home video.

Oh, and FYI: a good Steadicam will set you back roughly $800 more than said rubber band. [Source: StumbleUpon]


Video Games

AARP Offers Video Game Training for Senior Citizens


We thought that the AARP catered to the elderly, not gorillas. But judging from this video on how to play video games, we were wrong.

This is what you can learn from the AARP 'How to Play Video Games' Video:

  • There are different "boxes"
  • Then you have a controller
  • "The controller actually controls..."
  • Pushing the buttons on a controller while someone else holds it and you feign interest is "a lot of fun"

Seniors watching this video have gotten a lesson, but in how to be patronizing, not how to play video games. Perhaps they should have clarified what the "boxes" really are. Or shown you how to put a game in the "boxes." Perhaps explained how to hook up the "boxes." Or even just walk through a bit of game play as opposed to the three seconds of 'This is Sponge Bob. Pushing the controller makes him move. Isn't this fun Mary?'

Your grandkids could do a better job of explaining.

Our favorite part is the supposed transcript of the video. It's so far off we can only assume that the AARP employs some of its hard-of-hearing seniors to do the transcription.

What do you think? Is this video game lesson too simplistic or are we being too harsh?

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Computers, Advice

How to Print Your Own Halloween Mask



If you're like us -- busy as blogging beavers can be -- then you might have totally forgotten that it's Halloween this Wednesday, which means you've got to get a costume ready pronto, if only to keep those Halloween revelers off your back for not coming to the party (or work) prepared.

If you're got a decent color printer, you're in luck, because Microsoft has posted some nifty directions on printing and making your own mask-on-a-balsa-wood-stick, though we think the first line of the how-to is Halloween-SCARY:

"Imagine the perplexed looks of the neighborhood children when they come to the door and see you wearing a mask of your child's face."

(Totally off the wall, in a good way! You're totally weird, Microsoft, and we love it!)

The site goes on to suggest possibly going as your pet or spouse -- also kind of creepy/hilarious -- but we think most people will probably go as something more traditional, like, say, R2-D2? If so, check out the various 'Star Wars' character templates, which you can print out and use as masks, on the Lego site.

Got any other ideas for printable masks? If so, share 'em down below, 'cause I'm sure we're not the only people still trying to figure out who or what to dress up as on Halloween night.

From Microsoft and Lego (via GeekSugar).



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