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Hitmen Posting Their Services on Craigslist

Hitmen Posting their Services on CraigslistCraigslist is probably the best resource for finding local people who do things that you need taken care of, whether they be mowing lawns, hauling away old appliances, or watching your kids (if you're brave). According to a report in London's Telegraph, the latest types of ads to show up on the site are giving a whole new angle "taking care of" things, with Mexican hitmen advertising their services on the site.

The purported professional killers are offering their services for as little as $6,000, and are pledging traditional service agreements like "job guaranteed in 10 days or less" and "I am 100 per cent professional and don't charge in advance." With offers like that, you seemingly can't go wrong -- except that you're committing a horrible deed and setting yourself up for a potentially long time in jail.

Given this is Mexico, though, you may not have to worry about that last issue. The Mexican police system is overwhelmed with drug-related crimes and has little time to investigate the estimated 1,000 - 1,700 murders that will occur in Mexico this year. We're guessing that's a market Craig Newmark didn't have in mind when he founded the site. [Source: The Telegraph]

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Boy Hires Hitman to Kill Parents After Losing His PlayStation Priviledges

Boy hires hitman to kill parentsSaying this makes us feel a bit old but: What the hell is wrong with kids these days? It used to be that youthful acts of rebellion involved a piercing or running off for a day -- not hiring a hit man to murder your parents.

16 year-old Cory Ryder was grounded from playing his PlayStation or watching TV for weeks due to his inability to do basic things like not steal, go to school, and avoid getting arrested. After stealing $45 from his sister and getting into a heated argument with his parents, he was kicked out of his house, but not with out first threatening to have his family killed.

His mother tipped off the police, who sent out an undercover agent to pose as a hitman. Cory offered the officer his father's truck as payment and is quoted as saying, "Two bullets is all it takes." He is now in custody awaiting trial in a Maryland court.

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E-Mail Scam Threatens to Send Hitman After You

Hit-Man E-Mail Scam Strikes Web

While many e-mail scams are easily spotted due to their relative ridiculousness and are seemingly safe to simply ignore, one recent scam has its recipients not only taking it seriously but has them in fear for their life.

The e-mail in question reads: "I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer."

And they don't mean "terminate" in the Donald Trump "you're fired" sense. In this case, "terminate" is used in the 'Sopranos', or perhaps more accurately, the 'Terminator,' "you're dead" sense.

Yes, this particular scam claims that you are to be rubbed out should you fail to make a payment of several thousand dollars and you are to tell no friends or relatives as they may be in ones who called for your ultimate demise. Naturally.

Despite being initially frightening, this scam revealed one small problem that had people who got the message smelling a rat: The e-mail gives no deadline or instructions on how to make the payment that would save your life, which kind of defeats the point. Apparently, these particular frauds aren't too bright.

After doing some digging, Harry Whitworth, a 72-year-old New Jersey man who got the threatening e-mail demanding $8,000 from him, found a similar scam out of Arizona with almost exactly the same wording and spelling errors in the message he had received.

According to the FBI, 115 similar cases were reported around the country within a month last winter, with only the amount of money demanded varying, which went up to $80,000.

First our credit is bad, then certain male body parts are too small, and now we're marked for death! Damn you, Internet!

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The Hitman Spam Scam

The Hitman Spam ScamThankfully, most of the spam we receive is at worst insulting, making various (and wholly inaccurate) claims about the size of certain body parts. However, according to the FBI, hundreds of people are receiving something rather more threatening in their inboxes: spam that claims the recipients will be killed if they don't pay off the sender.

Frightening to be sure, but like most spam missives these seem to be random in nature, sent in hope of finding someone who'll pay up. However, a few messages have included disturbing details like family member names and work addresses, meaning someone is going through a bit of trouble to make these sound legit.

Should you receive one of these messages, chances are it's totally bogus and you needn't fear that someone has a contract on your head. But, just to be safe, make sure you report any such messages to the proper authorities.

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