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Tongue-Based 'iLickit' App Lets You Lick to Win

Remember when your parents would say, "You aren't leaving this table until you clean that plate?" Of course, you do. It's why you, along with millions of other Americans, turned into such a glutton. So, if you need to work out some deep gastrointestinal and parental issues, well, there's an app for that (maybe). According to The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), iLickit is the first iPhone application controlled by your tongue. It's a simple premise: just select a food and start licking the screen (video after the break). The game keeps track of the time it takes you to lick away all the food.

Yes, this is app is weird and probably unsanitary, but TUAW says iLickit will actually hit Apple's app store sometime soon. Although we couldn't find any other information indicating whether or not this is a joke, the demo video is pretty convincing. Pray it's a hoax. The last thing we want to see is some middle-aged guy's slobbery tongue plastered to his smartphone. [From: The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), via Eat Me Daily]

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Computers

Nauseating 'Mechanical Tumor' Computer Peripheral Made By Artist


The computer peripheral marketplace offers an array of cute and quirky add-ons with which to brighten lonely cubicles and enliven blasé home offices. Artist Mio I-Zawa, in apparent disdain for bright and happy peripherals, has designed perhaps the nastiest computer accessory ever created (check out the video after the break).

The disgustingly realistic 'Mechanical Tumor' plugs into a computer and pulsates and expands in accordance with usage. Since the hideous thing looks as if it will burst and spew bile everywhere, maybe I-Zawa should have considered the heart as a symbol of computer virility and performance. But, then again, if he had, our most obvious punch line would have been rendered useless: while it may look real and putrid, just remember, "It's not a TOOMAH!" [From: Mio I-Zawa via Gizmodo]

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Cell Phones, Cameras

Cell Phone Pic Leads to Arrest of Subway Perv

Yesterday, New York City police identified and arrested a man wanted for public masturbation, thanks to one concerned citizen and her camera phone.

According to the New York Daily News, 41-year-old Harlem resident Cileane White was minding her own business as she sat on the Number 3 subway train last Friday. Out of nowhere, from across the aisle, Kevin Bishop, 44, of the Bronx, exposed himself to the woman and began to pleasure himself, White told police.

An FBI employee, White displayed a much cooler sense of judgement than we would, using her cell phone to snap a few pictures of Bishop in the act. (Taking a picture of something that foul would be the last thing on our minds.) White later headed to her local police precinct to report the crime. When she tried, though, a female officer apparently told her that the situation "was not a police matter."

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Web

ItemNotAsDescribed.com Shows Off Craigslist Failures


Craigslist endures constant, heated criticism. But a relatively new fan-submitted site seeks to provide some Craigslist levity by highlighting the worst and mostly poorly described items on the site.

ItemNotAsDescribed.com contains an abundance of embellished "free" Craigslist items, hilariously exposing the depths of human filth and gullibility. Some of the offerings are certainly "not as described" -- like the "Modular Mobile Office Trailer," whose ramshackle walls appear to be leaking blood.

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iPhone, Mobile Phones

Baby Shaking iPhone App: Fun, If You're a Psycopath


In the ever-expanding iPhone app store, there are some helpful, fun and downright awesome sources of information and entertainment. That said, every so often an app shows up that makes us wonder what the hell the people at Apple were thinking (if they were, in fact, thinking when they approved it).

We are speaking, of course, about the now infamous 'Baby Shaker' app that went on sale Monday, according to TechCrunch and the Telegraph. The app allows users to, you guessed it, shake a crying baby to death (you know the baby is dead because when she stops crying two red X's cover her eyes). Simply shake the phone as hard as you can, and the stupid baby shuts up.

The application, created by San Francisco-based company Sikilasoft, has already been pulled, but the fact that it ever gained approval leaves us dumbfounded. We are all for creative entertainment, and for pushing boundaries, but this is ridiculous. Get it together, Apple. [From: TechCrunch and The Telegraph]

[UPDATE: In a rare backpedal by Apple, the company has issued a public apology, stating that the "application was deeply offensive and should not have been approved for distribution on the App Store." Check out Cnet to read the full apology.]

Audio/Video, Web

Domino's Fires Two Employees for Posting Farting-on-Food Videos


In our efforts to promptly and accurately report the important Net news of the day, we often present tales of unwitting Web surfers who, through posts, pictures and videos, jeopardize their livelihood and freedom. In one of the most humorous, and revolting, acts of Internet idiocy we've come across, two Domino's employees lost their jobs and are facing felony charges for videos they uploaded on YouTube.

The two culinary culprits drew the wrath of Domino's by posting videos that displayed employees engaging in inappropriate food-handling techniques, including one kitchen worker who inserted cheese into his nose and passed gas on a salami sandwich. A spokeswoman for Domino's told the BBC that the employees intended the video as a prank, and that they did not serve the tainted food. Regardless, area police have served felony warrants to the two people involved. According to the spokeswoman, Domino's is "'not in a forgive-and-forget mood'," either, and is planning on pursuing a civil suit.

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Cell Phones

Woman Finds Cell Phone in Bag of Potato Chips

Woman Finds Cell Phone in Bag of Potato ChipsWhile not nearly as disgusting as finding a Band-Aid or (gag) a human finger in your food, we still understand why Emma Schweiger of Wisconsin was a little perturbed to find an aging Nokia cell phone in her bag of Clancy's Ripple Potato Chips.

Schweiger was absentmindedly munching away on her salty snack when she felt something hard, and a tad misshapen, in the bottom of her bag of chips. After the mild heart attack subsided, she removed from the bag what appears to be a Nokia 6810. The messaging phone from 2004 wouldn't turn on, but still held a T-Mobile SIM card captive in its innards.

The store where Schweiger bought the chips has pulled all of the bags of Clancy's with the same expiration date and offered her a replacement bag, but she's feeling a little turned off of potato chips for the moment. We wonder if she would have been just as disgusted if it had been an iPhone instead of a five year-old POS. [From: CrunchGear, Via: Textually.org]

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iTunes App Store Rife with Gross Games

iTunes App Store Ripe with Gross GamesiTunes App Store Ripe with Gross Games

If you measure the success of a gadget by its available number of juvenile, gross applications and accessories then the iPhone is a huge hit. We've already seen an iPhone-compatible vibrator, but that is nothing compared to the slew of repulsive, albeit less sexually explicit, games available at the App Store.

A girl we once dated really enjoyed popping people's black heads. A tad gross, we won't lie, and nobody actually wanted to let her do it, but we found ourselves e-mailing her today to let her know about 'Zit Picker,' a game for the iPhone and iPod touch that lets you pop virtual blemishes on a woman's face, complete with stomach churning, exaggerated sound effects.

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Video Games

Yuck: Video Game Consoles Stored in GameStop Bathroom


On a serious note, we're telling ourselves that there's just no way this happens in even a meaningful amount of Gamestop locations, but more than anything, the video waiting just after the break is for chuckles and chuckles alone. Apparently, one quick-thinking videographer-to-be captured a few stacks of Xbox 360s and PS3s in the store bathroom. Yes, the store bathroom. So the Gamestop-sourced console you're playing on right now could have all sorts of restroom-related germs on it. Yikes.

[Thanks, gamestopped]

Cell Phones

Drunk Man Trapped in Porta-Potty Loses Clothes, Keeps Phone


When using a porta-potty, it's hard to not gaze in disgust at the holding tank that lingers below the seat; the oddly blue-green liquid conceals unknown horrors. It's certainly not a place you'd want to climb down into -- not if you're sober at least. Even drunk, it seems like an awfully bad idea, as was unfortunately discovered by a man from Pennsylvania, who was found trapped inside one -- naked and apparently rather inebriated.

Rescue forces had to cut the man free -- he had shed his clothes at some point before or after crawling in there -- but thankfully he retained his cell phone and used it to call for help. Once free, he was charged with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation -- charges that hopefully come with a free shower. [Source: AOL News, via Asylum]

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