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The Geekiest, Most (Adorable) Retro Wedding Invitation Ever

As soon as we saw this 8-bit piece of love, we had to pause our regular reportage of laser-etched fruit and robot fish to simply stop and gush like the Cute-Overload-reading, pre-teen, Japanese girls that we all carry inside of us. Really, how freakin' adorable is this?

Illustrator Carla Berrocal designed the wedding invitation for the Chilean computer scientist couple of Luis Diaz Santis and Magaly Guerrero Ramirez. Berrocal mixed freehand drawing and Photoshop to create a cute throwback to the glorious Atari-fueled '80s. We're especially in love with the little design quirks: "Insert Coin?" Check out the inside of the card after the break.

¡Felicidades, Luis y Magaly! [From: Carla Berrocal, via BuzzFeed]

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iPhone

Human-Size iPhones Guaranteed to Be Halloween Hit

Halloween's just days away. If you still haven't found the creative yet snarky costume of your dreams, then you'd better get busy, because the witching hour is fast approaching. If you're completely stumped, you'll either be inspired or totally devastated by a few guys whose iPhone costumes have upped the ante on ridiculous get-ups.

Four geeks from Tampa -- John Savio, John Matthews, Reko Rivera, and Bobby Hartman -- recently teamed up to create human-sized and, most impressively, functional iPhone costumes. Each costume weighs around 85 pounds, and is powered by a car battery worn, we're told, between the trick-or-treater's legs. Hooking up an iPhone 3GS to a 42-inch LCD screen effectively turns your average Halloweener into a bona fide human iPhone (see video, above). The two costumes took about three weeks to assemble, and cost the guys a handsome sum of $2,000. Still, they claim to have absolutely "no regrets."

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Cell Phones

Company Makes iPhone Wallpaper From Your DNA

Chromosomal artwork has steadily become more common over the past few years, and French company Helys is now offering customized DNA wallpaper for the iPhone. For a whopping $147, you'll receive a DNA sample kit in the mail, take a swab to your gums, and send the specimens back to the lab. Within three to five weeks, an email will arrive containing your 320-by-480-pixel DNA portrait at the low-res of 160 dpi, much to the jealous cooing of your fellow nerds.

As the geekiest of vanity items, will DNA portraits soon supplant the shopping mall glamor shot? There's something peculiar and slightly egocentric about wanting to display your genetic material for all to see. But then again, most DNA pretty much looks the same to those of us who are not biologists, and some glamor shots are more open to ridicule than others.

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Geeks Bring Vehicular Dorkery to License Plates


Computer geeks aren't too often regarded as vain. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that most bloggers, for instance, every morning, squeeze their disheveled, unshorn heads through the necks of their coffee-stained T-shirts, drape themselves in their unwashed, ill fitting sweat pants, plop down on the couch, and proceed to dust their keyboards with the remains of white powdered donuts.

Apparently, though, geeks' lack of private, physical vanity does not cross over into the public, automotive realm. Nerds who are into technology, it seems, are just as likely to festoon their cars with vanity tags as nerds who aren't into technology. (Because, really, if you have a vanity tag, aren't you really just a nerd?) Behold the vehicular dorkery at Interbent's 'Cool License Plates for Internet Geeks.' At the very least, they'll make you feel better about yourself. [From: Interbent]

Computers

Classic Tech Ads Memorialize Obsolescence


BuzzFeed, by way of Everything is Terrible, recently unearthed the above classic tutorial, intended for the computer noobs of old who needed help learning about DOS. That's Disk Operating System for all you youngins not old enough to experience the computer dark ages (or salad days, depending on your mindset) of the 1980s. Replete with hilarious and quotable lines ("Files have first and last names just like people do!"), the ad even includes a completely random disk-eating dragon.

To continue the trip down obsolescent lane, BoingBoing has five more humorously out-dated ads, all from 1996, that were recently re-discovered by Kim Moser. The selections include a Sony ad about how to pick up chicks with your futuristic Mini Disk Walkman, and a Packard Bell spot about how the Net can help you avoid the perils of venturing into what appears to be a Tim Burton-esque Gotham City. The best lines, though, come from AOL ("Conversations through your computer?!?") and the Internet World Magazine promo proclaiming that the mag will help you boost "Cyber Sales" by teaching you how to "Master the Internet."

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Audio/Video, TV

Universal Remote Looks Like 'Harry Potter' Wand

Role-playing geeks and Renaissance-faire nerds are often equipped with a variety of fantastical weapons and costumes. Rarely, though, do their dork devices have any modern application. To make a formerly mythical armament a modern reality, the wanna-be wizards at the Wand Company have engineered the universal Kymera Magic Wand remote control.

The vibrating television wand incorporates accelerometer technology similar to that of Nintendo Wii remotes, allowing users to change channels, control volume, and even fast-forward and rewind using circular, up-and-down, and back-and-forth gestures. There are a total of 13 programmable commands.

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Video Games

'Super Mario' Manicure Sure to Attract Multiplayer Partners

When it comes to selecting a mate, animals typically pick the partner with the brightest, loudest, and most outlandish natural ornaments. The process definitely applies to humans, as well, and one sexy gamer (who goes by the PhotoBucket handle 'nailchick27') has created a decorative symbol of gaming prowess just for Nintendo nerds, Neatorama reports.

Although it may impede actual gaming sessions, the 'Super Mario Bros.' manicure, which festoons fingernails with depictions of scenes from the video game franchise, should certainly prove irresistible to Mario junkies. If the fancy nails alone don't adequately attract dorks of the opposite gender, there's a closet full of other Nintendo fashion accessories certain to arouse the interest of a potential multiplayer partner. But, take notice. Before you begin drooling over the Nintendo couture, be aware that there's a picture of a fat, pale guy in his Mario unmentionables. Although, who knows. That may actually be highly stimulatory for members of the species Dorkus Marius. [From: PhotoBucket user nailchick27, via Neatorama]

Video Games

Gamer Builds Ultimate 'Bioshock' Costume


It's not uncommon for gamers to dress up like characters from their favorite video games. For the less ambitious (or more sane) of us, these declarations of loyalty are tough to understand, although plenty of fun to watch. If you think you've seen it all, think again, folks. Harrison Krix, a prop builder from Atlanta, Georgia, has created one of the most detailed and impressive video game costumes we have yet to, and probably ever will, see.

On his blog, the self-proclaimed dork Krix proudly chronicles the seven-week-long process ("a solid pain in the ass," he says) of building a costume based on the Big Daddy character from the game 'Bioshock.' A Big Daddy looks a lot like a huge, misshapen man wearing one of those old diving suits, except with a giant drill for an arm. Krix drew the blueprints for the costume, which weighs between 50 and 60 pounds, and started constructing the body. Then, he moved on to constructing the head, drill arm (it actually spins!), and dome cage. Finally, he turned to other details like painting.

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Computers

Man Gets 'Blue Screen of Death' Tattoo

Sometimes, a picture says it all. This one, though, might need some explaining. According to the Next Web, the words inked on the man's arm are what appear on a Windows machine's monitor when it crashes. For geeks the world over, the 'Blue Screen of Death' is a terrifying sight to behold, and this unnamed young man decided he would like to have it permanently displayed -- slightly off-center (check out the full size image after the break) -- on his body.

Look, we love computers and spend most of our waking lives plugged in, but is it really necessary to permanently ink yourself with Microsoft's failure? We can only wish that the death of this man's PC were instead the death of his brand of decades-old hipster irony. [From: The Next Web, via urlesque]

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Cell Phones

'Social Knitworking' Turns Sweet Texts to Cozy Textiles


Feeling a need to literally show your love, as opposed to just texting sweet nothings to a special someone? What if you could turn your kind words into a warm blanket of affection in which a cherished person could wrap themselves? Sounds like romantic talk, but this is actually the notion behind Distance Lab's newest experiment in communications.

Earlier this summer, the Scotland-based research firm presented the Mustugoto, which let long-distance lovers 'draw' on each other with light. Now the company is experimenting with 'Social Knitworking,' which uses software to scan electronic messages for certain words and phrases, and then to translate the text into patterns. The patterns are transferred to a knitting machine, which then creates a scarf, a tee, or a simple piece of fabric with an abstract pattern embroidered on its surface.

Distance Lab is working in conjunction with researcher Hilary Grant, who studied textile design at Duncan of Jordanstone College of Art and Design in Dundee, Scotland. Grant became fascinated with the idea of turning ephemeral digital conversations into concrete objects, and with her background in textiles, immediately thought of a knitted keepsake. Whether her notion will turn into a trend remains to be seen, but a scarf made of 'I love yous' might just catch on. [From: BBC.co.uk]
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Top 11 Geek T-Shirts
According to none other than Wired magazine, T-shirts have come into their own as a form of media, one that uniquely documents messages and stories, not to mention emergent technologies and companies changing the way we use the Internet. Here at Switched, we write a lot about these next-gen, "Web 2.0" companies and technologies, which include everyone from MySpace and Facebook to Twitter and even Google.

Given that we're partial to t-shirts with nerdy, tech-infused jokes and terminology, we figured it was high time to find the best geek t-shirts specifically related to Web 2.0 speak (like the "Your Podcast is Lame" t-shirt, flickr user ericskiff, pictured above). So here, dear readers is our humble survey of the wild, cotton-meets-code world of Web 2.0 t-shirts. If anything, it'll give you something cool to talk about during your podcast.
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Top 11 Geek T-Shirts

    According to none other than Wired magazine, T-shirts have come into their own as a form of media, one that uniquely documents messages and stories, not to mention emergent technologies and companies changing the way we use the Internet. Here at Switched, we write a lot about these next-gen, "Web 2.0" companies and technologies, which include everyone from MySpace and Facebook to Twitter and even Google.

    Given that we're partial to t-shirts with nerdy, tech-infused jokes and terminology, we figured it was high time to find the best geek t-shirts specifically related to Web 2.0 speak (like the "Your Podcast is Lame" t-shirt, flickr user ericskiff, pictured above). So here, dear readers is our humble survey of the wild, cotton-meets-code world of Web 2.0 t-shirts. If anything, it'll give you something cool to talk about during your podcast.

    From Facebook and MySpace on down to countless start-ups, social networking sites are Web 2.0 bread and butter. Unfortunately, the facts and pictures on someone's profile don't always match the real, offline version. If you enjoy racking up virtual friends, but worry about the real world rendezvous, you'll be prepared for the worst with this straight-shooting t-shirt.
    From CafePress

    For all of its entrepreneurial, spare-garage innovation, Web 2.0 has bred some sprawling companies. Google's certainly risen to the top, but a $600 share price has incited a fair amount of jealousy and worry from outsiders as the company continues to buy startups and expand its information empire. Only time will tell what the men of the "Don't Be Evil" mantra hath wrought, but for now you can preserve the madness across your pecs.
    From Scary Go Round

    Success has a strange currency on the social news site Digg, where links rated positively by users (given a 'digg,' in other words) can drive Web sites, blog posts, and all kinds of stories to new heights of popularity. Isn't this the kind of validation we yearn for offline? And what will this shirt do to the 'Kiss me I'm Irish' industry?
    From NerdyShirts

    Michael Scott's classic catch phrase might be a tad different if he had been written as a Web entrepreneur instead of a regional manager at Dunder Mifflin (from 'The Office,' for those of you who don't watch TV). Twitter traffics in brief update messages that its users can send from any Internet-connected device, making it ripe for compulsive friend-monitoring as well as double-entendre hunters. "Come Twitter on my sensitive iPhone touchscreen?" The possibilities are endless.
    From Cottyn

    While the lolcat phenomenon started on Internet message boards, sites such as I Can Has Cheezburger? brought goofy cat pictures and idiosyncratic captions to the Web masses. It might not fit the strictest definition of Web 2.0, but ICHS is a vast social network with some very cool features (it also mints ad money, which always helps in Web 2.0 circles). This shirt allows for easy, dry-erase marker customization of a classic lolcat caption meme. Prepare to be the life of the party. Im in ur Switched bloggin ur tshirts!
    From ThinkGeek

    This might be what she Twittered if she thought your bookmarks were del.icio.us. Or if she really wanted to StumbleUpon your toolbar discoveries. Or... never mind. Fact is, tagging links, images, and other pieces of information online are the hot way to organize things in Web 2.0, and this shirt means its wearer is in the know. Just remember to stop staring and make eye contact occasionally.
    From CafePress

    'Don't drink the Kool-Aid' is a warning adopted by those skeptical of Web 2.0 optimism and wary of a second dotcom bubble. Mule Design's Feed Store describes this shirt as an "image of Tim O'Reilly (acknowledged as the coiner of 'Web 2.0') busting out of his lawyers office." Indeed.
    From Mule Design

    Events like the 'Snakes on a Plane' phenomenon suggest that Samuel L. Jackson is down with Web 2.0, but as 'Pulp Fiction' fans know, there are some words that he'd rather not hear repeated. Despite your awesome Technorati ranking, friends and relatives might feel the same way. Tread carefully.
    From coolestshop.com

    The nonprofit Electronic Frontier Foundation has been fighting for digital rights since its founding in 1990. The importance of its work grows with the ever-expanding reach of the Internet, a place where things like free speech, intellectual property, and privacy are still being defined and contested. Wear your support for digital freedom and the EFF on your sleeve with this shirt. We hear that the Internet finds it irresistible.
    From Electronic Frontier Foundation

Web

Incredible Sci-Fi Origami Creations


To the casual observer, origami, the ancient practice of folding paper into intricate and artistic designs, may seem to have little, or nothing at all, to do with technology. But the folding patterns used in origami have been applied to many technical pursuits, including modern construction techniques, the design of an expanding solar sail, and even the deployment of airbags.

To further demonstrate the art form's role in technology and science, the Toy Zone has assembled an incredible assortment of '20 Outstanding Examples of Sci-Fi and Fantasy Origami.' Everything on the list should inspire a smile, but a few in particular stand out, specifically the X-Wing Fighter (from 'Star Wars'), the Nazgul (from 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy) and the incredibly detailed Malboro (from 'Final Fantasy').

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Video Games

Uber-Geek Gets Ultimate 'Tetris' Hairdo

Don't you remember how, in the day, super-cool guys with super-cool fades would shave their super-cool nickname or jersey number on the sides or backs of their heads? Of course, they'd also have that single stud earring in their left ear, 'Tay' or '32' or the Nike swoosh emblazoned on their domes, and a pair of the newest Air Jordans. You know, those kids that would have beat the living tar out of the retro-game-loving dude above. Goodness, how times have changed. [From: Wip-Hairport, via Walyou]

Web

How to Handle a Geeklet Girl

Wired.com's Geekdad blog always has great articles about living with tech and obscure pop culture in the 21st century. Last week's article focuses on an oft-stereotyped kind of kid: the female geek. Offering tips on how to support a girl with a penchant for reading and 'Lord of the Rings,' writer Natania Barron attempts to guide parents in guiding their children. "[Even] if you don't get the stuff she reads, reiterate that reading is awesome," she urges.

On the subject of friendships, Barron notes, "Geek girls discover more friends among guys than girls... Good, enduring relationships between girls are important." Written from the perspective of an adult reflecting on her geek childhood, Barron's piece points out strong, fictional, nerdy female characters like 'Girl Genius' Agatha Clay and 'A Wrinkle in Time's' Meg Murry. (We like Hermione and Violet Baudelaire, ourselves.)

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Video Games, Web

The Dude Abides (in 8-Bit Graphics)


As cult classics go, 'The Big Lebowski' is perhaps king of them all. The tale of a bowling and beer-loving underachiever, it's the sort of story to which we all can relate -- or at least enjoy watching. It's no surprise then, that the Dude has become a sub-cultural icon, as most recently shown by a series of art panels done in the pixelated style of 8-bit video game systems.

Classic game consoles like the Nintendo Entertainment System ingrained that low-resolution style into the public consciousness, and three Lebowski panels, made by Jude Buffum, celebrate that style with portraits of the film's characters: Jesus, Walter, and, of course, the Dude, himself. Sadly, there's still no game that allows you to join in their antics, but maybe that's next. [From: Blame It On the Voices]

Video Games

Couple Weds With 'Katamari'-Themed Wedding


In the era of viral video, not only does a bride and groom have to worry about seating arrangements and bouquet tossing, but also how their nuptials will hold up on the Web. With the intensity of 'Star Wars' weddings, or last week's runaway hit of JK's Wedding Entrance Dance, if a couple wants their vows to make a splash on the Internet, they've got to have the serious nerd credentials.

So when Aidra and Ernest took their -- and a good portion of the world's -- favorite video game and themed a wedding around it, complete with wacky head pieces and xkcd.com nerd reference on the invitation. Yes, a 'Katamari Damacy'-themed wedding, with a Katamari ball as the cake topper, and Aidra and Ernest being rolled up.



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