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Baby Monitor Translates Cries for Parents Who Just Want to Understand

New Baby Monitor Translates Cries
Now that the gadget hordes have conquered the task of translating dogs' barks into something human understand, it's time to move on to that other frustrating non-speaker in your life, your baby.

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer (which we can only assume was inspired by a particular 'Simpsons' episode) uses something called "advanced frequency analysis technology" to translate all that crying and wailing into icons (smiley face = hungry, frowny face = bored, etc) on an LCD screen that explain what your baby is allegedly feeling. There is a handy guide on the side of course that will help you decipher if your child is hungry, tired, stressed, etc...

The Baby Analyzer is available from Think Geek for $99.99.

Now all we need is a device that will help us decipher what our pre-teen nieces are always carrying on about. [From: Walyou]

Summer Fun

Coke Cleaner Blasts Your Can Clean With UV Rays

This product may be a bit over the top for some of you, but somewhere out there is a germ-a-phobe who's been waiting his whole life for this gadget.

The Cole Cleaner, designed by Leon Peng, is a one-stop bacteria-killing shop for anyone who loves a can of cola but hates the bacteria that may or may not be residing on its aluminum shell. The Cole Cleaner, which only treats one can at a time, douses your beverage of choice in bacteria-killing UV radiation, rendering it buggie-free. Finally, a story about soda that doesn't include the word diabetes.

Oops. [From:Yanko Design, Via: DVICE]

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Toilet Seat Weighs You Before and After Your Business


Have you ever come out of a rigorous session in the stall and said, "I feel like I've lost five pounds"? No? Well, have you ever been curious about how much weight you're actually losing after spending some quality time on the can? Still no, huh? Well, even if none of you will admit it, we know there's one person out there who cares -- artist Haikun Deng.

Dubbed "Light Girl," the toilet seat is aimed for women to be able to weigh themselves "in the private time and at the private place." So, why can't they just use a scale in their bathroom? Well, the artist explains, "As people tend to be lighter after using the toilet, it probably gives the most welcomed results to girls." Wow.

Really, we can't imagine any woman who's worried about her weight actually wanting this thing. It just seems, well, wrong. As a matter of fact, the only people we think might enjoy it are frat guys having a competition after a Taco Bell trip, if you know what we mean. [From: BoingBoing and Coroflot]

Computers

The Most Ridiculous SkyMall Offerings of 2008


Anybody who has made the mistake of boarding an airplane without a book, laptop or armful of work has undoubtedly picked up the train wreck (or gold box, depending on your outlook) of a catalog known as SkyMall. Well, for those late shoppers that haven't spent any time in the air recently, the folks over at Urlesque have done the hard work for you, picking out the 'Best/Worst' of SkyMall's holiday gift offerings.

These gifts are perfect for that guy or gal who:
- Lives in a rainy place and has a large spouse or significant other who does not have the full use of his/her arms.
- Feels the need to let the dog peer, but not enter, into the neighbor's yard.
- Likes to shoot marshmallows at people and/or things.
- Are terminally lazy and cold.
That should all make sense once you peep the list. Happy shopping! [From: Urlesque]

Holiday Gift Guide 2008

Gyroscopic Golf Club Gives you the Perfect Swing?

Gyroscopic Golf Club Gives you the Perfect Swing?
Here's a gift for the geek and golfer on your holiday shopping list, the Gyro Swing, a golf club with a gyroscope in the head. A perfect gift, that is, as long as you don't mind dropping $200 and are comfortable with purchasing something based on questionable scientific claims.

The gimmicky Gyro Swing claims that the gyroscopic disc inside the head, which spins 20,000 times per minute, lets you "feel" the perfect swing and resists movement, keeping your swing straight and level.

The concept is interesting, and plausible (though just barely), but we certainly don't have $200 to drop on a gold club this holiday season. [From: Wired]

Holiday Gift Guide 2008

Gadget Store Offering Bad Gift-Wrapping Option

Gadget Outlet Offering Poorly Wrapped Gifts
Some of us geekier types have trouble performing basic human functions, such as talking to member of the opposite (or same) sex, dressing ourselves, and wrapping gifts. As messy as a geek-wrapped gift may be, there is something oddly charming about the crooked folds and sloppy taping job.

Gadget e-retailer, Firebox, is offering a service it's calling CrapWrap. CrapWrap allows anyone to offer the allure of a poorly wrapped gift, smothered in brown packing tape. The gifts are wrapped not by dedicated packaging workers, but by untrained warehouse workers, including forklift operators. Even lazy geeks who just don't want to take the time to do their own shoddy wrapping job can cough up $9 for hastily packaged products. [From: News.com.au]

Audio/Video, Computers, Celebrities, TV, Holiday Gift Guide 2008

miBook Electronic Cookbook Offers Step-By-Step Video Recipes

miBook Drags Cookbooks Kicking and Sceaming into the 21st Century
Companies has been trying to dream up a "kitchen computer" for years. HP has been pitching itsTouchSmart as a cook-friendly information center, computers have been crammed into refrigerators, and we've even tried out the OLPC as a 21st-century replacement for the cookbook.

The problem is, all these items merely put words on a screen, and don't actually offer anything that a physical cookbook doesn't -- until now. The miBook (pronounced "my book," don't ask us) is dragging your culinary tomes into the modern era, and all without asking you to drop a month's rent on a new gadget. The miBook has a 7-inch screen for displaying video instructions to guide you through the creation of a meal and stops automatically after each step, giving you a chance to replay the action. So, if you don't know how to, say, chop peppers for some sort of dish, then you can just copy what the miBook's video shows you.

The miBook also offers "how-to" multimedia videos -- which come on a little SD memory card -- on gardening, home repairs, pregnancy, parenting, and travel. It's $130, though, which you'll presumably get back by saving money on all those cookbooks you won't have to buy (or so the theory goes....).

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Computers, Peripherals

Heated Mouse Pad Keeps Your Fingers Toasty

Heated Mouse Pad Cooks Your Fingers
In keeping with our legal requirement to cover every piece junk that plugs into a USB port, we present you with the heated USB mouse pad.

With the winter months quickly kicking into gear, those of us with substandard heating in our homes and apartments will be looking for ways to stay toasty while sitting in front of our PCs. Of course, wrapping yourself in blankets and drinking cup after cup of hot cocoa won't keep your extremities consistently warm. And while you can put on big fuzzy slippers, typing in mittens is all but impossible.

But for 1,980 yen (about $20) you can pick up a USB-powered heated mousepad that will keep your digits, and your pointing device of choice, heated. In fact, you could probably cook on this thing, which can sustain temperatures of about 45 degrees Celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit).

We like to keep warm too, but we're not sure that melting your mouse is worthwhile. [From: OhGizmo!]

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Cartoon Gadgets That Exist In Real Life

Real Life Cartoon Gadgets
Believe it or not there there are some nuts out there who when they see crazy cartoon gadgets say to themselves "I could make that!" Why? Well, that's something for researchers of psychological diseases to figure out.

Cracked has collected five of its favorite ridiculous cartoon devices that have been brought to life by careless or seriously disturbed inventors. Included are the wearable suction cups that allow you to scale walls and motorized roller-blades -- even the creepy holocaust redolent RADAR mousetrap we covered last year made the list. But far and away the craziest item is the space slingshot, which is exactly what it sounds like -- a giant 'Dennis the Menace' prop intended to sling people and cargo to the moon.

Check out the rest of the list at Cracked [From: Cracked.com]

Car Tech, Cell Phones

Does Text-Messaging Cause Brain Damage?

New research indicates that sending text-messages with your phone is not only dangerous, but also possibly damaging to your brain. According to the Sydney Morning Herald and the BBC, researchers in the UK have discovered that a particular region of the brain, ratio communis, flickers and goes dark when patients use gadgets like GPS and cell phones.

The American College of Emergency Physicians (ACEP) has gone as far as issuing a warning not to text or use a cell phone when doing any sort of activity. Don't text and drive, bike, skate, walk, or sleep. In fact, it seems that the ACEP would like us to ditch out texting plans altogether.

We'll be honest, we're a little skeptical here. While we'll buy the BBC's assertion that texting and driving is worse than drinking and driving (after all it isn't the first time we've heard as much), we can't really believe that text messaging literally shuts down a portion of your brain (especially not a portion of your brain Wikipedia has never even heard of). We haven't seen the research or the brain scans, but nothing we can think of would logically explain such an occurrence.

We still don't recommend texting while doing anything that might require any attention (including driving), but we're taking this flickering brain activity thing with a grain of salt. [From: Sydney Morning Herald and BBC, Via: Textually.org]

Cell Phones, Computers, iPod, iPhone

Colleges Handing Out iPods to Incoming Freshman

iPhones in Class: Distraction? or the Wave of the Future?
We've spoken before about schools dolling out iPods, iPhones, and generally going high tech. In fact, luring kids in with flashy gadgets is becoming less the exception, and more the rule (Duke, MIT, Abilene Christian University, and Drexel University have all gotten in on the trend). Colleges seem to be encouraged by the potential for innovative education applications and a constant line of connection with students. Of course, giving out digital devices shows that the university is hip to cutting edge technology.

However, some educators do worry about the distraction such devices provide. Students already carry cell phones and laptops with them, but an iPhone or iPod touch provides a level of distraction comparable to a laptop or the quick and quiet access of a cell phone.

Most expert agree that mobile electronics will play a bigger role in education, but that the movement is still very much in its infancy. Schools and teachers have experimented with lectures on iPods and Zunes, software on Nintendo DS's, and iPhone specific applications. What, if anything, will stick to the wall? We're not sure, but it is an exciting time to be an educator or a student. [From: NY Times]

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Sleepy, Gadget-Crazed Teens May Be at Risk for Heart Attacks

Sleepy, Gadget-Crazed Teens At Risk for Heart Attacks
It's been said that today's teenagers are getting "junk sleep" thanks to their gadgets, with 30-percent of students indicating they only get four to seven hours' worth on an average night. Now, some researchers have examined the health implications of such limited sleep in a new study showing that sleepless teens were three-times more likely to have high blood pressure than those dozing for a full eight hours.

Teens are said to be staying up all night texting instead of getting some good Z's, with the net result being a higher incidence of heart attacks down the road. The study was recently published in 'Circulation,' the journal of the American Heart Association, and conducted by Susan Redline from a Cleveland sleep disorder clinic. It followed the habits of 238 teens and is the first such study to have been performed linking kids' lack of sleep to blood pressure. Despite a limited test group, it's no shocker that missing sleep is a bad thing. However, as usual we're not so quick to blame technology for all of the woes of today's kids. We weren't always particularly well rested when we were young, and most of us predate texting by quite a few years -- even decades. [From: textually.org]

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Victorian-Era Gadgets on Display at London Museum

Victorian Era Gadgets on Display
It's always fun to look back to see the "cutting edge" of technology from eras past. If you're in London, you'll have to stop by the British Library Business and Intellectual Property Centre, where a collection of Victorian era gadgets has gone on display.

Some of the gadgets are terribly unsophisticated precursors to modern must-haves, such as the wrist-watch-styled GPS ancestor with scrolling mini-maps. Some are ingenious Mouse Trap style doodads, like the alarm clock and steam-powered tea brewer. Others -- we're thinking of the eye-ball massager -- are just plain frightening.

If you can't make it to London for the exhibit, head on over to the Daily Mail for some highlights from the collection. [From: Daily Mail]

Cell Phones, Computers, TV

Surprise! Gadgets Cost Money!


Larry Magid of CBS decided to compare his gadget bills to those of his parents, and ended up wishing he didn't. The network's tech guru found, to what we would have assumed was no one's surprise, we spend a lot more on gadgets than the previous generations. How much more? Well check out the quick list below:

Cost of phone in 1970 - $8 a month plus long distance charges.
Cost of phone now - $90 a month, $50 for cell phone, $40 for land line (more if you also have a Skype bill).

Cost of TV in 1970 - Free. Buy the TV, buy an antenna and you were good to go.
Cost of TV now - $120+ for premium package on cable or satellite.

Cost of Internet in 1970 - Inter-what?
Cost of Internet now - $50 seems to be an average monthly fee for fast DSL or cable.

And that's just scratching the surface. There are also subscription based computer services to contend with, such as Norton or McAfee anti-virus packages, and online services like Yahoo! Mail that charge you monthly fees to remove advertisements.

In the end, according to Magid's math we spend around $6,500 between electricity and subscription fees on our gadgets and electronics, or more than half of the median family income in 1970. [Source: CBS News]

Celebrities, TV, Summer Fun

'Get Smart' Gadgets Are Real, and You May Own Some


'Get Smart,' everyone's favorite '60s spy show, is being reincarnated as a movie. Steve Carell is in it, starring as bungling secret agent man Maxwell Smart. This could be good news for some of our friends-who-shall-remain-nameless, who have cats named after Agent 99 and digital collections of all the old episodes. But will the new movie measure up? [Spoiler: We heard it doesn't.]

Much has changed since the era of the original 'Get Smart.' In its day, a large part of the show's allure came from its incorporation of quirky and futuristic gadgets designed to help the agents do their thing. A recent AP article speculates that the show's writers played on a combo of Cold War paranoia and optimism about technology that were rife in 1960s America.

Now, a lot of the gadgets that were envisioned as gags 40 years ago are out there, and you could have them. The two-way tooth radio and "spy fly" featured in the movie exist! The shoe-phone is really just a cell phone with leather!

The filmmakers are not concerned. The people still love gadgets! That's why we have so many of them. Rumor has it that the film will include a Swiss Army Knife-flame-thrower-crossbow. But will it have those extendable arms that degenerate 'Get Smart' descendant Inspector Gadget used? [Source: AOL News/AP]

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