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French President's 'Bling Bling' Lifestyle Lampooned in YouTube Hit


French President Nicolas Sarkozy, the desperate text messaging, model/singer marrying conservative politician not known for his sense of humor, has become an unwitting YouTube celebrity. A computer animated music video called the 'King of Bling-Bling,' which stars a likeness of the president rapping (in French) about his extravagant lifestyle, has become quite the hit on the video sharing site.

Sarkozy is seen rapping with scantily clad women, wearing flashy jewelry, and even name-dropping designers like Gucci. A spokesman for the president said that Sarkozy was not aware of the video. Seeing as how this is the man who tried to ban the sale of a Voodoo doll created in his likeness, we're sure he's not going to be terribly pleased. [From: Telegraph]
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Eco-Friendly Airpod Car Powered by Compressed Air


While outfits like Lightning and Tesla are attempting to make eco-friendly cars sexy, MDI is taking things in a completely different direction. The recently-made-official Airpod looks practically nothing like anything seen on American roadways today, which is probably why it's apt to hit the streets of France and New Zealand first. The oddly shaped automobile will reportedly reach a top speed of 70kmh (44mph) and cruise 100-kilometers (62 miles) on just $2.

The secret? A minuscule compressed air-powered engine on each of the rear wheels, both of which get instructed by the car's joystick (Atari fans, rejoice!). We're told that reloading the engine with hot air takes less than two minutes, and if all goes well, the first of the urban vehicles will hit the cobblestones in the spring of 2009. Is that the sound of Tata's NANO feeling threatened, or what? [Via EcoGeek]

French Wineries Using Satellite Images to Improve Grape Crop

Using Satellite Photos to Make Wine
It was only a matter of time before satellite imagery started sneaking its way into every possible aspect of life. Law enforcement officials are using satellite surveillance imagery left and right in their work, while other folks with way too much time on their hands use satellite photos from Google Earth to study the natural orientation of cows. Thankfully, a French wine consultancy group (ICV) and Infoterra are making use of satellite images for something beyond the terrifying and stupid.

The two group have combined satellite images and aerial photographs to create Oenoview, a system that allows vintners to identify characteristics of large swaths of a grape crop. This allows vineyards to estimate beforehand the quality and worth of a crop, long before it is harvested.

However, not many French vineyards are jumping to use the system. Oenoview comes with a very high price tag, though Infoterra and the ICV expect that many grape growers will come around as competition from vineyards in Italy, Spain, and the United States increases. [From: Reuters]

French Women Bathe With Cell Phones




In a bit of rather unsurprising news from the land of Freedom Fries, Claude Monet, and a particularly famous bike race, it seems that men and women really do feel differently about cell phones. Sleeping with your cell phone is one thing, but according to a recent survey, 14% of French women take their mobile phones into the bathroom with them, compared to just 4% of men.

And of everyone, the kids are the most into it. The survey shows that 18 to 24 year olds as the most likely to interrupt a bath or shower for an unexpected call on their cellie (34% -- compared to an average of 14% across all age groups), while 8% of said 18 to 24 year-olds the same for an incoming SMS text message (this compared to just 2% on average).

Published by mBlox, the survey was conducted in Paris amongst 221 French citizens between the ages of 18 and 70, for the entire month of June. Now that it has launched, it'll be interesting to see how many French women are plucky enough to take their new iPhone 3G into the tub... [Source: Textually]

French First Lady Lets You Preview Her New Album on Web



Nudie-picture posing, French president-marrying singer Carla Bruni has a new album coming this week, and you can preview it on her Web site. Loggers-on have two hours to listen to the 14 tracks of "Comme si de rien n'etait" (if your French is as effed up as ours, that's "As if nothing had happened") for free. However, we couldn't get it to play, and had to stare at a whimsical guitar drawing and fluttering butterflies for 10 minutes before giving up. Ralph.

We hope you have better luck than us, though. Our hopes are not the highest for Bruni's latest endeavor, which is inspired largely by her relationship with French prez Nicolas Sarkozy. "...You need to know, you need to understand, you are my lord, you are my love, you are my orgy," she sings in one song.

We just threw up a little in our mouths after reading that.

But that's not nice. We always liked Carla when she was running around singing schmaltzy Serge Gainsbourg hits. And we like how she's still doing her thing despite all the haters who were into her when she was a model but now shun her for marrying a right-winger. She's donating all album proceeds to charity and forgoing the promotional tour. You can maybe listen to CSRN here, or buy it on July 11th to see how it really is and find out more than you ever wanted to know about Nicky Sarkozy. [Source: Reuters]
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Scientists Create Roundest Objects in the World


Okay, so we could pretty much figure out that JVC's breath sphere speaker wasn't exactly the roundest thing we'd ever seen, but we can't say we've really ever given much thought to how round / not round a round object really is.

Thankfully, the scientists involved in the Avogadro Project do give it some thought, and they're toiling away as we speak in an attempt to create completely, perfectly useless silicon balls which "would redefine the kilogram in terms of magnetic fields and electrical forces."

What does weight have to do with this? Currently, the kilogram is the "only remaining standard of measurement tied to a single physical object: a 120-year-old lump of platinum and iridium that sits in a vault outside of Paris, France." Takes trivial to a whole 'nother level, no? [Source: New Scientist Tech]

France to Ban Illegal Downloaders From the Internet



France, a country perhaps best known for its unfailing support of the arts, has recently put itself at the forefront of combating digital piracy. "There is no reason that the Internet should be a lawless zone," President Nicolas Sarkozy told his cabinet as it sanctioned his new plan, by which anyone who engages in the illegal downloading of music, TV, or films will actually be barred from broadband access.

The plan will begin next January, and will be based on a "three strikes" policy; essentially, ISPs will be required to cut off access for up to a year for third-time offenders caught sharing illicit content. The law will all be enforced by a new nearly $30 million-a-year state agency, to be called Hadopi (high authority for copyright protection and dissemination of works on the Internet, translated into your filthy American English).

Sarkozy has become very interested in artists' rights every since getting hitched to model and folk singer Carla Bruni. Opposition, however, has come frmo the state data protection agency, consumer and civil liberties groups, and the European Parliament. Big Web companies including Google refused to sign up to the 40-member industry accord last November.

Mocking the scheme, French newspaper Libération warned families that they could be stripped of their Internet access and broadband telephone and television if a neighbor's teenager uses their wireless router to load his iPod with music (not a bad idea if said teen has recently been "banned" from the Internet for downloading music illegally). And what's to stop the same teen from just going down to the local Internet cafe and downloading content illegally while there? While we're all about figuring out this whole "new media distribution" dilemma, we're going to have to agree with Libération: This doesn't seem like a very effective way forward. [Source: Times Online]

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Famous French News Anchor Allegedly Fired Via Text Message

Long time news anchor at French network TF1, Patrick Poivre d'Arvor (known also as PPDA), has been fired in (according to some reports) the most unceremonious way possible -- via text message.

The beloved TV news anchor is one of the biggest TV personalities in France and was seen nervously texting during the Roland Garros tennis tournament (aka, the French Open). PPDA was reportedly trading messages with Patrick Le Lay, chairman of the board of TF1, and, according to Paris Match, was looking pretty bummed.

Despite these speculatons, PPDA claims to have heard about his dismissal the same way as the rest of the public, via the news. In September, PPDA will be replaced by Laurence Ferrari.

Of course, this isn't the first time we've seen someone fired or dumped via impersonal electronic means, and we don't expect it to be the last! Do you think it's wrong? [Source: Textually.org]

Three ISPs, France, Other Countries to Block Child Porn Web Sites



Sprint, Time Warner and Verizon have worked out an agreement with the New York State Attorney General to block access to Web sites and bulletin boards that host images of child pornography. This is a new tactic by law enforcement to stop the dissemination of these images and brings these companies into the effort by making them responsible, to a degree, for the content relayed across their servers and relay points.

Other Internet service providers, or ISPs, are expected to follow the lead of these three companies and are negotiating their approach with the attorney general's office.

Until now, the focus by law enforcement has primarily been on the perpetrators of child porn, those people who create the original images or those who go onto the message boards and Web sites to view or share the illegal content. The responsibility of the ISPs has been somewhat passive, relying on their subscribers to complain about images or other bad content before they would take action.

As the New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo pointed out, the individual ISP subscribers who would most likely come into contact with the illicit images are the very same people who create or intend to share them, so they would be unlikely to report the illegal activity. Still, it was undercover operatives from Cuomo's office who went on to the child porn sites and message boards in a sting operation. These agents then logged complaints with the ISPs, with the expectation that action would be taken to remove the images or block the sites. When the ISPs didn't respond to the complaints, that's when Cuomo's office took action.

ISPs have been reluctant to block Web sites and message boards, saying the nature of the Web makes it difficult to monitor content and determine who is really responsible for illicit content. But part of the agreement to block the sites includes access to an image bank maintained by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. When an image with child porn is found, the Center logs it and creates a "digital identifier." Then, if the same image appears on another Web site it can be quickly identified, and even lead to the discovery of other child porn images. Use of this tool and searching method can aid ISPs and investigators as they seek to root out child pornographers.

This move comes at the same time an international effort is ramping up, with Britain, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Canada and New Zealand already directing their ISPs to create "black lists" of sites that host child porn, and spread terrorist information or racial hatred. The latest country to announce it will join this effort is France, which will have its blacklist in place by September.

Some ISPs, like AOL, have already put major effort into blocking child porn Web sites and message boards on their own. And some social networking sites, like MySpace and Facebook, have already worked with law enforcement to prevent child porn purveyors from making use of their services.

Together, Verizon, Sprint and Time Warner have about 16 million customers. [Source: The New York Times.]

Apple to Build Paris Store Beneath Louvre Pyramid



If you have any doubt that Apple is a brand associated with iconic products and consumer experience, then let us put that issue to rest. The Cupertino-based company has been given the go-ahead to establish its first retail store in France. You may be asking yourself, "Where in France will they build?" Why, beneath one of the world's most recognized icons, the glass I.M. Pei-designed pyramid at the Louvre, of course!

The Carrousel du Louvre is a shopping area under the pyramid that houses retail locations for Sephora, Esprit and a Virgin Megastore, among others.There is also a cafe where you can get a nicely prepared short espresso (we've tried it – it's worth the euros). The mall gets 9 million visitors per year, with 40-percent of them being tourists.
But make no mistake, despite the mini-mall presence (Sephora, really?), this is all part of the grand, famous museum, home to iconic masterworks like the Venus de Milo and Mona Lisa and mystery novel plots.

What will the store look like? Will it match the glass pyramid? Will it take some other form? We look forward to seeing the plans -- and offering our critique. After all, it's supposed to be art, no? [Source: Fortune]

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