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Luke Wilson Joins the AT&T and Verizon Ad Fray

In case you haven't noticed, the two major cell phone service providers have spent the past few weeks trying to prove their mettle in a 3G network-wagging contest. It started with Verizon's "There's a Map For That" commercial, which debuted in October and was a direct dig at the iPhone (which just so happens to be carried exclusively by AT&T). The latter company filed a lawsuit against Verizon Wireless, claiming that the commercial led consumers to believe AT&T doesn't offer any wireless service outside a 3G network.

After losing a request for an injunction this week, AT&T decided to fire back with an advertisement of its own. According to Engadget, AT&T's new 30-second spot, which features actor Luke Wilson, makes the Great Smartphone War official (video after the break). In the commercial, Wilson places magnets on a board according to which company offers a certain feature. To no surprise, Wilson and his magnets claim that AT&T kicks Verizon's butt when it comes to the fastest 3G network, and that it has the most popular smartphones as well.

Let's assume that AT&T thought some star power would make people forget about Verizon's witty spot. Well, it didn't. This is an epic fail, folks. If AT&T had to go this route, couldn't it at least have snagged the funny Wilson brother? [From: Engadget]

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Computers, Web

Typo Takes Out Internet for Swedes

Monday night, all of Sweden lost access to the Internet, thanks to a problem that arose during routine maintenance of the country's top-level domain, .se (like .com or .us in the U.S.).

The root of the issue was an improperly configured script (or set of commands) used to update the .se zone. When Sweden's Internet Infrastructure Foundation investigated the cause, it found that the error in the configuration was a simple typo; someone had left a period off the end of a DNS record. DNS is the system responsible for turning Web names like Switched.com into a machine-readable IP address.

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Ben Huh and His Lucrative Empire of LOLcats

Ben Huh not only has one of the most appropriate names on the Net, but easily one of the greatest jobs, as well. [Ed. Note: The writer still thinks ICanHasCheezburger is funny.] Huh owns the company Pet Holdings, and under its random, hilarious, of-the-moment blogs, he administers FailBlog.org, Cheezburger, canine counterpart IHasAHotdog, and EngrishFunny. His collection of sites may not have spawned Internet catch-phrases like 'Epic Win' or 'LOLcats', but they certainly have capitalized on them.

Huh told Time.com, "There's no way on the planet this should actually work. But it's working." He is referring to his 10.4 million unique visitors, which helped Pet Holdings to earn seven figures in the first six months of 2009. Then there's the merchandising. The 'ICHC' book was on the New York Times Bestseller's list for 13 weeks last winter, and Huh's sites have generated such diverse enterprises as: LOLspeak kitchen magnets, FailBlog's YouTube channels, and have even inspired a musical debuting in New York this week based on the pidgin-speaking kitties. (Yes, we are serious. You can even attend here.)

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Video Games

Game Over: The Worst Video Game Accessories Ever

Video game manufacturers have always attempted to market gaming accessories, but some of those products proved to be colossal disasters, completely worthless or just awesomely bad. DVICE investigated some of those console peripherals, and selected six that could be the worst accessories of all gaming time.

While some of the choices just failed sales-wise and never caught on, they did pave the way for current popular products. The Nintendo Power Pad served as a predecessor to the touch pad used for the enormously popular Dance Dance Revolution. Similarly, the Nintendo Power Glove, which was laughably ridiculous at the time, is now succeeded by the motion controls of the Wii remote and nunchuk.

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Thieves Ditch ATM in the Middle of the Street

Thieves Ditch ATM in the Middle of the Road

There are plenty of ways to rob an ATM, though most require a degree in engineering or computer programming. So if you're not technologically inclined, there is only one real way to empty an ATM of its bounty: brute force.

For the record, smashing, cutting, or breaking open an ATM is no easy task. No one is going to walk into a bank vestibule with an acetylene torch and walk out a couple minutes later a few thousand dollars richer. No, getting to an ATM's paper-filled innards is an arduous undertaking that takes several man hours, thanks to its heavy metal casing.

Even if you're prepared to do all that, you've got to solve the issue of how to get the damn thing to your secret criminal lair. ATMs weigh several hundred pounds, and are usually bolted to something or encased in concrete. The obvious solution? Construction equipment. According to the Ledger-Enquirer, around 3:00 a.m. Monday, thieves in Phenix City, Alabama opted for a backhoe to yank a Wachovia ATM free of its concrete base and place it in a flatbed trailer. Leaving the backhoe behind, they drove through the city streets until their plan came to a premature end when the ATM fell off the trailer and spilled into the street. The money, of course, stayed safely inside.

The dispenser was too heavy to load back onto the trailer, so they left both the ATM and the truck in the middle of the road, scampering away into the night.

Police Chief Ray Smith said he would release videos and photos captured by the ATM's security camera if they could be recovered, and hopes to nab the suspects. We're pretty sure they've left town by now, though, shamed into hiding over their failed heist. [From: Ledger-Enquirer]

Web, Social Networking

New Site Compiles Most Embarrassing Twitter Posts


With every new social networking site comes another way to embarrass yourself online. From drunken photos on Facebook, to faceplants on YouTube, the Internet makes it easy for your worst moments to be instantly broadcast around the world. Now it's time for Twitter users, who are often quick to post before they even think, to get their much-deserved lampooning. 'Things You Should Not Twitter' is a brand new Web site that collects embarrassing Twitter posts. Check out the morons who tweeted about sex with co-workers, cheating on exams, wanting to murder their bosses, and so much more.

Enjoy the site. Go ahead and have a few laughs at someone else's expense. But please (we can't stress this enough), think before you post something in a public place online! You never know who will be looking. [From: Things You Should Not Twitter, Via: Buzzfeed] [UPDATE: It looks like this site has become too popular to handle the influx of new visitors... it's down right now. Try checking back again in a few hours]

Computers

Would You Fall For This?


We understand that there are people out there who are gullible or uninformed, and that's why we try to help as much as we can. That said, we have never, ever seen a scam this obvious, at least not a real one. The sad thing is there are probably enough people that are dumb enough to fall for it, and therefore scammers who would try it, so it's not out of the question that this ruse actually exists. Scoff if you like, but halfway intelligent people still send money to Nigeria or think that a random link will really show them nude pictures of Jessica Simpson.

Thanks to sites like 419eater.com, we know that many of the criminals out there aren't exactly masterminds, which makes us wonder what other examples of unintelligent Web fraud are out there? There are all sorts of Fail sites, so we here at Switched propose that Scam Fail become the latest genre of captured stupidity. If you have any good examples of this, leave them in the comments below. We can't wait to see the depths of idiocy you've encountered on the Web.

Oh, and by the way, if you haven't figured it out yet, don't put your credit card number into anything like that. Ever. [From: FAIL Blog]

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Computers, Celebrities

'FAIL' an Increasingly Mainstream Term, From Wall St to Washington



Aren't you just so proud when you see an Internet meme go mainstream? Perhaps even more impressive than your dad Rickrolling you (u just got PWND, BTW), FAIL has finally hit the big time, showing up on network news programs, mainstream Web sites, and even the Senate floor. (That last one was probably the most satisfying: During Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson's testimony before the Senate banking committee last month, someone in the crowd held up a piece of paper with FAIL written on it.)

Slate.com tackles the issue with gusto, tracing the roots of the meme back to its earliest days on Internet message boards. From the piece:
The highest form of fail -- the epic fail -- involves not just catastrophic failure but hubris as well. Not just coming in second in a bike race but doing so because you fell off your bike after prematurely raising your arms in victory. Totaling your pickup not because the brakes failed but because you were trying to ride on the windshield. Not just destroying your fish tank but doing it while trying to film yourself lifting weights.
How awesome is it when kids talking smack on 'World of Warcraft' forums have an impact on American political culture? [From: Slate]

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