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Jon Cryer
"No ma'am. The kid is the 'half.' Please add me to your do-not-call list."
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Celebrities on Twitter
Recently, media personalities have taken to celebrity Twitterers like fat kids to the neighborhood ice cream truck. But don't be fooled, dear readers. We here at Switched are the fattest on the block. So, without ...
Tony Parker and Spike Lee
"I'm contemplating a trade...to a different Desperate Housewife."
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Tom Cruise
"OMG. Katie escaped from cage? SOS!"
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Spencer Pratt
"Yo Jesus, Check this fox out. Ltr dude!"
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Chris Brown
"I iz sorry."
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Lindsay Lohan
"I'll take coke any way I can get it. LOL."
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Fred Durst
"Wrong number. They wanted to talk to Vanilla Ice."
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Jamie Lynn Sigler & Shannon Elizabeth
"We just put out a wireless Amber alert on our careers."
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President Obama
"Yes, Joe. I realize what '80085' spells out on a calculator. Isn't it somebody's nap time?"
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Greta Van Susteren
"I'm going to use it to order my new face."
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Paris Hilton "I just got a reminder! It says 'Keep 'em closed.'"
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I'm, like, okay with being a little crazy.
The time, energy, words, weight lost, nails bitten, scabs picked and nights I've struggled thru for this are easy to judge from afar, right?
Things I won't miss about being a freelancer: incorrectly estimating my taxes and owing a ton of cash at the end of the year.
So pissed at @thomashouston right now for not reminding me about James Blake last night.
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