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World's Dumbest USB Gadgets

As far as computer ports go -- and technologies in general -- USB has got to be the friendliest. Not only does it lovingly accept almost any kind of gadget imaginable, it also generously parcels out power to those gadgets so that they don't need to be plugged into a wall. As a result, it's quickly become the de facto interface for our printers, scanners, digital cameras, iPods, thumb drives and every other techno-majig we've come to rely on. However, this ubiquity and good will has led to the misuse of the USB port, which is increasingly being used to juice products that have no business being connected to a computer. In the following pages, you'll find the 10 dumbest miscarriages of the USB port we could find.

Thanko USB Ashtray

Thanko USB Ashtray
Do you smoke at your desk? Do you often mix up which Red Bull can you're drinking from and which one you're ashing into? Then, it's a lucky thing there's this $16.50 ashtray, which employs a USB-powered motor to suck up the smoke from your nicotine log. Once it hoovers in your smog, the ashtray passes the smoke through two built-in filters to keep your workspace from being damaged by the very same toxins and poisons you're brutalizing your insides with.

USB Eye Massager Aims to Help Tired Computer Users




Question number one: Who buys this stuff? Chinese company Sundayo has released its highly-unanticipated USB Eye Massager, which is meant for those of us who spend our days staring into the pixilated abyss known as the computer monitor.

But it also begs question number two: Does using your real fingers to manually massage your eyes really require that much effort -- especially at the risk of losing your vision or, for that matter, taking up a precious USB slot?

We hope these don't catch on, lest we become a population of super-weak, bad-vision-having Popeyes (before he eats the spinach).

From GeekSugar


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