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Driver Busted for Double-Fisting Cell Phones and One-Fingered Steering

It's bad enough when someone drives around with a cell phone glued to their ear. But one Australian man recently thought he could do the Average Driving-While-Calling Joe two better.

The Herald Sun reports that this man, who has not been identified by police, was pulled over by sergeant Rob Atkinson of the Chelsea Traffic Management Unit for driving while using two cell phones on Saturday afternoon. To make matters worse, after explaining that he'd had to transfer information from one phone to the other, the man explained that it was okay because he'd kept one finger on the wheel at all times.

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Web

Fugitive Arrested After Moronic Facebook Friend Request

Remember the story about the New Zealand authorities who located a fugitive couple, thanks to the misguided Facebook status of their relative? While that mistake was out of the criminals' hands, Maxi Sopo made his own bed with the social networking site.

In 2003, Sopo went from selling roses in Seattle nightclubs to committing bank fraud, making him about $200,000 richer. A natural career move, right? According to Huffington Post, he soon fled in a rental car to Mexico where he lived a playboy lifestyle. He'd sun on the beaches of Cancun till dark and throw down in the nightclubs till dawn.

But just living this MTV spring-break life wasn't enough for Sopo. So, he started bragging about it on Facebook, too. The AP quotes one Facebook as reading, "LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE REALLY!!!!BUT SOME OF US HUMANS MAKE A MESS OF IT...REMEMBER AM JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN PARTEEEEEEE."

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iPod

Man Arrested After Using New iPod Nano to Peep Up Girl's Skirt


Only weeks after Apple unveiled its new iPod Nano, a Japanese man has become the first person to be arrested using the device for an illegal, and creepy, activity. According to Fuckedgaijin, the unidentified Kobe man was arrested after using the new Nano's video camera function to peek up an 18-year-old girl's skirt. While in a bookstore, the peeping-tom somehow hid the iPod in his shoe, and placed it near enough to the unsuspecting girl to get a glimpse.

There's no word on just how this voyeur was caught. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding? After all, maybe he just didn't have any pockets and needed some place to store his iPod? But this story might mean this chain of gyms was onto something when it banned the new iPods on its premises. [From: Fuckedgaijin, via The Awl]

Audio/Video

Former Postal Worker Admits Stealing Over 3,000 Netflix DVDs

A former government employee amassed quite a collection of DVDs over the years, but there's one problem. They were all stolen property. Myles Weathers, who worked at a postal sorting facility in Springfield, Massachusetts, plead guilty Tuesday to federal theft charges. According to The Smoking Gun, Weathers swiped 3,012 Netflix DVDs, worth about $36,471, during his tenure as a postal worker.

Apparently, Netflix officials discovered Weathers's scam when they noticed an unusual amount of DVDs were reported missing by customers in the area. Turns out, video surveillance showed Weathers pulling the bright red envelopes from stacks of mail and placing them inside his backpack.

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Computers, Web

Burglar Allegedly Checks Facebook Account While Robbing a House



Lots of people have asked: does all the time we spend on Facebook make us dumber? After reading about a 19-year-old Pennsylvania kid's allegedly bungled burglary, the answer just might be, yes. The Journal reports that Jonathan G. Parker was arraigned Tuesday on one count of felony burglary, after he allegedly stole two diamond rings from a Martinsburg, West Virginia home. The police didn't even break a sweat during the investigation. The victim noticed somebody had logged in to Parker's Facebook account on her computer and forgotten to sign out.

How hard-up would this kid have to be for his social networking fix? Considering his alleged spoils, if he'd just waited a while, Parker could've bought his own computer. (The rings are worth over $3,500.) Of course, logical thought isn't the average criminal's strong suit, as evidenced by the number of times Facebook has led to an arrest. [From: The Journal]

Computers

MobileMe Vigilante Uncovers More About Computer Thief's Identity


A few days ago, we reported the story of a man who used Apple's MobileMe program, which allows users to sync several computers, to spy on a person using his stolen Macbook. Having stumbled upon that trespasser's online job application, the amateur sleuth, identified only as 'Jim,' was able to glean an IP address and other information, all of which he then sent to police. End of story, right? Not exactly.

After gaining access to this initial information, Jim synced to the stolen laptop once again. According to The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW), he discovered a JPEG on the desktop that, when opened, revealed the smiling face of the person Jim suspects to be the thief. Jim took the photo, which was taken with the computer's built-in camera, and forwarded it along to police. Until police recover the stolen computers (which should be real soon considering all the information they have), Jim told TUAW that he'll be sneaking in and erasing files that contain personal information.

If you ask us, the police should give Jim a medal for making their job so much easier. While they're at it, a shout-out is in order for Apple, too. With features like MobileMe, it might be easier to get away with stealing fine art than it is an Apple computer. So, if your Mac is stolen, don't fret, folks. With a little ingenuity and Apple's handy features, even you can crack the case. [From: The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)]

Computers

Man Spies on New Owner of Stolen Computer via Apple's MobileMe


Earlier, we reported the story of a robbery victim who used his stolen iPhone's GPS application to track down his purloined phone and, thus, the suspected thieves. In other crime-fighting Mac news, The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) reports that an anonymous contributor dubbed 'Jim' has gotten a tip on the location of his stolen laptop -- thanks to Apple's MobileMe, a program that enables users to sync several computers.

Since police are currently investigating, the report is intentionally vague, but what is apparent is the Apple program's role in the potential capture of these suspected ne'er-do-wells. After Jim's home was invaded, and his two Macs and one PC stolen, he glumly forked over the cash for a new MacBook Pro. Smartly, Jim had backed up his former computers' files to a Time Machine drive, so he went about restoring the files. In doing so, he opened up MobileMe to discover one of his former computers listed as being synced to the new MacBook. Enabling the screen-sharing function, Jim was able to bring up the other computer's screen and watched as somebody searched for winning lottery numbers. Although MobileMe allows the option of taking control of a synced computer, Jim, again smartly, resisted. Instead, once its screen fell motionless, he snuck in, acquired an IP address, and took a screenshot. This morning, according to the report, Jim spied the phantom user applying for a job online. Just as easy as pie, Jim was able to snag a Social Security Number, address, and phone number straight off the form. (Ouch.)

Although the investigation is still very much underway, we think it's safe to say that Jim's computer will be restored to him, and that the glowing Apple logo will continue to scare away potential thieves. [From: TUAW]

iPhone

Man Uses 'Find My iPhone' to Locate Stolen Stuff


Technology is making life a lot tougher for the average criminal. In the past, a mask and a quick set of feet were all a robber needed to get away with mugging someone on the street. While that still might work if they're only taking cash, thieves might want to let victims keep their iPhones.

According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
, an unnamed man used the 'Find My iPhone' feature to help police track down his property and three suspects. The man was walking down a Pittsburgh street around 1 a.m. early Saturday morning when three men approached him, one brandishing a gun, and asked for his wallet, the PINs to his cards, and his iPhone. Immediately, the man called the bank to cancel his cards and the police to report the crime. When he got home later that morning, the man used his computer and his iPhone's GPS function to track the suspects to an area Walmart. That very day, police arrested the men at a nearby restaurant and charged them each with two counts of access device fraud, conspiracy, receiving stolen property, and possessing instruments of crime. Two of the suspects have been charged with robbery.

Has your cell phone ever been stolen?


This isn't the first time Apple has helped fight crime, either. Last year, a crafty young lady used a built-in webcam to locate her stolen Macbook. From the looks of it, that Apple-shaped logo is akin to a certain bat-shaped symbol, in that it makes criminals shake in their boots. Now, if they could only get Steve Jobs to wear a cape... [From: The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette via TUAW]
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Busted... by Technology

Busted... by Technology

    Always Turn Off Stolen GPS Units
    It was only a matter of time before some numbskull criminal stole a GPS-equipped car or phone, but we didn't expect someone to steal live GPS units. A group of crooks in Lindenhurst, NY swiped 14 functioning GPS devices from the Town of Babylon Public Works. Understandably, authorities had no trouble tracking them down.

    Security Cam Catches Tattooed Thief
    We're not going to pass judgement on the type of tattoo you get, but you might want to think about what it says before you start getting into crime. Aaron Evans, a 21-year-old U.K. repeat offender, was caught stealing a car's GPS unit because the nearby CCTV captured the tattoo on his neck. It revealed his birthday and name...

    Laptop Auto-Uploads Photo of Thief to the Web
    This guy may be the unluckiest thief ever. Several laptops disappeared from a Vancouver, BC company; fortunately, one particular laptop was loaded with software that snapped photos when opened. The images of this guy were uploaded to Flickr. As a result, the man became a mini-Internet sensation, and he turned himself in, claiming he bought the laptop from a friend, at a local police station.

    Things Not to Do After Stealing a Cell Phone
    Gary Walker, an Ohio resident, stole a woman's phone while she had temporarily stepped out of her car to check a street sign. He proceeded to snap a shot of himself with the hot phone's camera. Later, when the victim went online and downloaded her data to transfer it to a new phone, Gary's mug popped up. The rest, as they say, is history.

    HighTube
    This 25-year-old Brit cultivator of cannabis decided to post videos -- under his real name -- of his cash crop on YouTube. English police saw the clips and he was soon tracked down and arrested.

    Girl Recovers Stolen Mac By Remotely Activating Its Webcam
    A White Plains, New York girl was the victim of burglary; over $5,000 worth of electronics, including iPods, a flatscreen TV, and a new Macintosh computer were stolen. A few days later, a friend noticed that the burglary victim appeared to be online, but called her to make sure. Because the stolen Mac was running Back to My Mac, the victim was able to log into the computer remotely and snap a picture of the thief. Turns out the thieves were "friends" who had visited the victim's apartment several weeks earlier.

    Teen Arrested After Bragging About Arson on Security Cameras
    A pregnant Los Angeles teen was arrested earlier after allegedly starting seven fires near her home. 19-year-old Amanda Gessner was caught after convenience store cameras caught her chanting, "The fire company is gonna be
    mad at me!" She was certainly right about that!

    Would-Be Voyeur Puts Spy Cam in Restroom, Leaves Video of Himself
    An upstate New York man installed a camera in a unisex bathroom. The camera was discovered soon after installation, and police found he'd left a video of himself on the camera. Police are still looking for the man.

    Forklift Tricks on YouTube
    If you're going to show off your sweet forklift driving skills to your buddies, it's probably best to just do it in person. 20-year-old Australian Matthew Garry Ward uploaded a video of safety-violating forklift tricks to YouTube, and was reported to authorities after a coworker passed the video along to the boss.

    Laser Pointer Shenanigans
    Remember those time-sucking high school pep rallies where some loser would whip out a laser pointer and temporarily blind people in the bleachers? This 15-year-old genius from California, was arrested after shining his laser beam at a police helicopter.

Computers

Genius Bar Worker Finds Child Porn on Man's Computer

While repairing a Fairfield, Connecticut man's computer, an Apple Store employee discovered something horrible hidden on the hard drive. No, it wasn't the new Jonas Brothers album. That's only enough to bring shame, but the images discovered on the Power Mac G5 brought an arrest.

According to the Stamford Advocate, 36-year-old Raymond Miller was arrested at the Stamford Town Center Apple Store after an employee working at the Genius Bar allegedly discovered photographs of naked 10- to 13-year-old girls on his computer. Miller brought his computer to the store because he was having problems with images overwriting other images. According to court documents, the employee discovered the explicit photos while searching for the computer problem, and contacted police at the mall. Miller was sent to jail and charged with one count of possession of child pornography, his bond being set at $75,000. Police are searching the computer for other evidence, and The Advocate reports that more charges could follow, pending the investigation.

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TV

This TV Packs Heat Like It's an Oven Door... Oh Wait.

This TV Packs Heat Like It's The Oven Door... Oh Wait
Scammers have long been pulling the ol' box-o-rocks trick, packaging something heavy and worthless (like rocks) in the box of a valuable item (e.g., a MacBook, PSP, etc.). Usually, this trick involves removing the goods somewhere between the manufacturer and its big-box retailer destination, and shrink-wrapping the container. The switcheroo is only discovered when some poor consumer gets the box home and opens it, finding nothing but a few bricks.

It takes a set of balls visible from space, though, to sit outside a San Leandro, California Walmart and sell a 37-inch HDTV out of the trunk of your car (particularly when the HDTV in question is actually an oven door with a few stickers on it). The first hint that something was off about the 'TV' (besides the lack of a stand, buttons, inputs, screen, etc.) should have been the price. Anthony Myles, who was later arrested, was allegedly trying to sell the 'TV' for $100, despite the faked BestBuy price tag on it that put the price at $1,949.99, Inside Bay Area reports.

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Web

Kitty Porn: Man Blames Cat for Child Pornography

Despite their cute and cuddly LOL Web antics, cats can be cruel and vindictive creatures, frequently toying with their nearly dead and battered prey before finally dispatching it. According to Thursday's report in the TCPalm, a Florida man recently learned this lesson in feline sociopathy when his pet cat allegedly framed him for downloading child pornography

The patsy, Keith Griffin, had previously noticed his cat supposedly frolicking on his keyboard, but thought the little rascal was merely up to his typical frisky feline antics. Perhaps afraid of being humiliated and exploited by his owner, the kitty was instead downloading thousands of pornographic images onto Griffin's computer. Or, at least, that's Griffin's story.

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Cell Phones, iPhone

'Find My iPhone' Leads to Criminals' Arrest

When Colorado resident Dustin Simantob and his dad returned to their car after a three-day river trip, they found the windows busted out and their belongings, including two iPhones, stolen. While they reported the crime to the Mesa County Sheriff's Department, the 15-year-old boy decided to do some detective work of his own.

In an e-mailed account of his story, Simantob told Mashable that a new feature for the iPhone's OS 3.0 led to the recovery of his stuff and the arrest of the criminals. When he got home, Simantob used the much ballyhooed 'Find My iPhone' feature to pinpoint the exact address where his device was located. The feature, powered by MobileMe, also allows you to remotely display a custom message on the phone's home screen or to even erase all your personal information from the phone, but Simantob didn't have to resort to that. He called the police who, according to the boy, laughed when he read the address. Apparently, these petty thieves were well known in Mesa County. The police went over and recovered Simantob's iPhone, his wallet, his dad's iPhone, a GPS, and even some belongings taken from another car.

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Gas Huffer's Face in Flames From Taser to the Face

A recent incident in Australia has provided a new and incredibly speedy way of incapacitating sniffers who enjoy the intoxicating aroma of inhalants. On Monday, police were called to the Warburton house of 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, who, according to the Daily Telegraph, had apparently been sniffing gasoline.

Mitchell allegedly rushed the officers, who were armed with Tasers, and ignored repeated warnings to stop. An officer then deployed his stun gun, striking Mitchell directly on the nose, causing the perp's head to burst into flames. (If you've been holding highly flammable substances to your face, don't confront policemen equipped with ignition devices.) The acting officer rushed to Mitchell's aid and helped extinguish the fire, which had caused third degree burns to 10-percent of the huffer's body.

In a separate Australian stun gun incident, Stuff New Zealand reports that police in Melbourne recently discovered a taser disguised as a cell phone on an inebriated youth. Police confiscated the Immobiliser, which is illegal in Australia and several states, including New York and Illinois. The device may eventually become the single greatest contributor to the Darwin awards, as oblivious people everywhere will certainly begin shocking themselves in the face. It should also help to eliminate meth heads and their highly flammable labs, as well as hopped-up huffers with incendiary heads. [From: The Daily Telegraph and Stuff New Zealand, via Textually]

Cell Phones

Thieves Rob Cell Phone Store, Forget to Take Valuables

We here at the Switched offices have seen a lot of stories about stupid people, including a few about seriously dumb thieves, but this tale about some moronic criminals from Morelia, Mexico is certainly our favorite. Unlike this tale about thieves who left behind perfectly good steal-ables, our friends from Mexico didn't take anything that could possibly be construed as valuable.

Employees at a Telefonica Movistar, a cell phone store, arrived Tuesday morning to find they had been burglarized. Astoundingly, the only thing missing was the hollow dummy handsets intended for display only. The thieves left the registers full of cash and the store's stock of actual, functioning cell phones unperturbed.

We really hope theft isn't the primary source of income for these dimwits. Otherwise, it's going to be a real tough month around their den. [From: AP/SFGate]

Web

Man Arrested for Selling Pot on Craigslist



If a drug reference is so well known that there's a Wikipedia entry about it, chances are the cops know it, too. Unfortunately, Marlborough, Massachusetts's Chistopher J. Gray did not check the popular reference site before advertising marijuana on Craigslist.

According to the Patriot Ledger, the number "420" -- a popular term that references getting high -- is rumored to have been started in the '70s by a group of high school kids who smoked pot everyday at the same time: 4:20 p.m. The 30-year-old pot dealer, apparently unaware that the 30-odd-year-old term was hip with the fuzz, advertised in a Cragslist post, "420 help is here. Give me a ring if you need some help."

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