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Swedish Airport Agency Fires 8 for Watching Porn at Work

Porn Scandal Sweeps Through Swedish Airport Agency

Ugh. Seriously, people, stop looking at porn on your work computer. It's unprofessional, dangerous for the company network, and quite stupid if you value the idea of being employed. Yet, despite repeated scandals and warnings, folks just keep loading up their work PCs with Internet filth.

The latest shocker comes out of Sweden, where eight employees of the national airport agency LFV lost their jobs for browsing porn sites on the job. During an investigation into slow network performance, LFV located and identified the eight porn-viewers, who were strewn across different LFV locations and seem to have been unaware of one another. Seven of the employees were fired, while one resigned after being turned into the authorities on suspicion of viewing child pornography.

An LFV spokesperson told The Local, an English-language Swedish news site, that the employees used somewhere between 25- and 75-percent of their time at work to browse or download content from pornographic Web sites. FLV has said it's going to start enforcing stricter rules governing browsing behavior, but we're pretty confident the issue isn't lax regulations. It's basic human stupidity. [From: The Local]

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Cell Phones

Bus Driver Crashes While Texting, Caught on Camera


We really shouldn't have to be saying this anymore, but texting while driving is a bad idea.

Texting on the road has been blamed for several deaths, and compared to the danger of driving drunk. It's actually illegal in many states, and yet, here we have a video of a Texas bus driver pulling a cell phone out of his pocket and promptly slamming into the back of a car. As if it couldn't be worse, the car is full of disabled passengers. Oh, and there are several cameras on the bus. This bus driver is, in a word, busted.

It appears that nobody was harmed in the incident, but the driver lost his job (obviously). We know sometimes it's hard to ignore your phone, but try, because as we've noted many, many times -- texting + driving = bad. [From: CNN]

Cell Phones, Web, Social Networking

British Drivers Tweet and Update Facebook While Driving, Study Reveals



We are officially horrified. According to a new survey from British insurance company Esure, one in 10 drivers admit to sending updates to Twitter, Facebook and other social networking services while driving. That's just as bad as driving while texting, which is both illegal and stupid. What is really terrifying, though, is the number of reports in which the involved driver was performing some other stupid action while driving and texting.

In its investigation, Esure came across updates to social networking sites saying things like: "Driving with my knees and peeling an orange...Probably not the safest thing to be doing" and "Intoxicated driving. Let's hope this works out." Apparently, one person decided to update their status while driving a school bus.

We don't even know where to begin explaining what is wrong with all these things, but, let's leave it at the most basic level. If you're driving, drive. Put down the phone, the orange, the beer, or whatever else is distracting you. It's bad enough that you knowingly engage in one potentially lethal task while driving; don't advertise what an idiot you are, and further distract yourself from your driving activities. [From: Sydney Morning Herald, via Textually.org]

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Audio/Video, Cameras, Computers

Florida Woman's Webcam Captures Robbers In the Act

Many pet owners find it hard to leave their loved ones at home when they head to the office, but offices can be uptight, and few make room for four-legged assistants. So, a growing number of owners are turning to webcams to keep track of their canine or feline companions, and one such owner caught something rather unexpected -- two burglars trying to make off with her flat screen TV, a safe, and other possessions.

The woman, Jeanne Thomas of Boynton Beach, Florida, was watching her two dogs laze around the house on Wednesday when a man appeared on the footage -- and then another. She immediately called 911 while watching the two men -- who were apparently unaware they were being filmed -- wander about the house. She waited while police officers stormed her home and caught the two suspects, Curtis Williams and Steven Morales, inside.

The police also apprehended some some nefarious cohorts in another home nearby. It was all recorded, including footage of the police entering the home weapons drawn, and it's all embedded above for your enjoyment (thanks to the police, who uploaded this video to YouTube). You'll definitely want to watch this one to the end. [From: The Smoking Gun, via Technically Incorrect/CNET]

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Cell Phones

Teen Thief Caught After Accidentally Dialing 911, From His Pocket



Most of us have embarrassingly pocket-dialed someone before, and some have even accidentally hit the emergency call button on our cell phones, but a Peoria, Arizona teenager allegedly took dialing mishaps, and stupidity, to a whole new level last week. The 16-year-old delinquent apparently broke into a car, boosted its stereo and a Cricket cell phone, and then met up with fellow rapscallions to heroically detail his plundering exploits. Unfortunately, for the teen thief, he somehow managed to call 911 from his pocket.

During the call, the teen brags about yanking out the bolted-down stereo, and the subsequent ordeal of lugging it down the street, for an entire 15 minutes. This provided the police with ample time to triangulate the call and locate the mentally-challenged crook. Perhaps the best part of the recording occurs when police arrive on the scene, and you can actually hear them confronting the boy and alerting him to his mysterious emergency call. Either that, or when his friends make fun of him for stealing a Cricket mobile phone instead of a BlackBerry. Note to Cricket: You may want to alter your teen demographic marketing strategy.

You can hear the 15-minute call in its entirety thanks to The Phoenix New Times. Keep in mind, though, that the first four minutes are mostly unintelligible, and there are a few coarse words. One aspect of the story that does leave us with a sliver of doubt is the fact that, in order for it to be true, a teenager would have had to go 15 minutes without calling or texting anyone. Would a jury seriously believe that? [From: CNET]

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Man Busted for DUI...for Driving a Motorized Bar Stool



Ohio resident Kile Wygle, 28, learned a difficult lesson this week. Be sure to sober up a little bit before you call the authorities, especially after you've wrecked your motorized barstool. Yep, the ingenious Wygle affixed a rigged-up chassis and a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine to a barstool, enabling him to cruise home at up to 40 miles per hour, all the while feeling like he never left his cushy seat at his favorite watering hole.

Unfortunately, on March 4th, Wygle took a spill at 20 miles per hour, and called 911 over worries about possible head injuries. When the officers arrived at the scene, Wygle reportedly told them, "I wrecked my barstool." Wygle's next door neighbor told the befuddled authorities that he had noticed someone driving a "strange" motorized machine. Strange? We say awesome.

After Wygle failed field sobriety tests, police charged him with driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license. Fortunately for Wygle (and for our entertainment), however, they didn't impound his homemade ride. We wish we could find footage of the unique arrest to see this baby in action, but, even without a demonstration, we'd be glad to purchase one of these slick stool-scooters, in case he wants to manufacture them to help offset legal fees. It does look like it needs a cup holder, though. [From: The Smoking Gun Via: BuzzFeed]

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Car Tech

Man Follows GPS ... to the Edge of a Cliff

A British man successfully tested the boundaries of human stupidity when he followed his car's GPS navigation system to the edge of a cliff.

West Yorkshire Police told the BBC that "officers received a call at 11:18 a.m. on Sunday, March 22 reporting that a BMW was hanging off the edge of a cliff off Bacup Road."

The driver, Robert Jones, had apparently decided not to disobey the navigational system's orders, even when he found himself on a steep, narrow footpath. He eventually stopped when the car hit a fence at the top of the aforementioned cliff.

Jones has been charged with "driving without due care and attention." We would like to charge him with being a moron, but that is (according to the Switched legal team) not a crime. At least the car stopped short, and he now has a lifetime to redeem himself in the eyes of everyone he knows. [From: BBC]

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Be Careful What You Tweet About Your Job

Be Careful What You Tweet About Your Job
Netizens, when will you learn to be more careful about what you post online? We've published enough stories about Facebook and other social networking sites costing people jobs and relationships -- why would you be so careless with Twitter?

A Twitter user known as 'theconnor' -- who's clearly about as sharp as a bowling ball -- posted a message that read, "Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work." That's fine to think to yourself, acceptable as a journal entry, and might even be okay if your Twitter account were private, but when 'theconnor' posted this missive publicly, it caught the attention of Cisco employee Tim Levad, who quickly responded,
"@theconnor Who is the hiring manager. I'm sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the web."
Oops.

'Theconnor' quickly made his account private and deleted the tweet, but if he's already been identified, it might be a little late to save his "fatty paycheck." Remember, if you post it online, someone will likely see it. If it's not something you'd shout from a mountain top, then it's probably not something you should share with the Web. [From: I'm Not Actually a Geek]

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Audio/Video

Would-Be Voyeur Puts Spy Cam in Restroom, Leaves Video of Himself


In yet another case of crimes featuring dumb criminals, the Daily Freeman brings us this story of an upstate New York man who recently installed a surveillance video camera inside a unisex bathroom at a local coffee shop. Obviously intended for prurient purposes, the would-be voyeur accidentally left a video of himself on the device. The camera was discovered shortly after being installed and police are on the lookout for the man.

The suspect is said to be 35-40 years old, about six feet tall, has a beard and mustache, and wears circular-rimmed glasses (see photo above). He is shown in the video wearing a green military jacket, and carrying an over-the-shoulder backpack.

If you live in the New Paltz, New York area and recognize/have information on this man, please call the local authorities at (845) 255-1323. All calls will be kept confidential. [From: Daily Freeman]

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Cell Phones, TV, Mobile Phones

Mom Gets $50K Bill After Teen Downloads 'Lost' via Cell Phone

Teen Downloads 'Lost' Episodes Over Cellular Modem, Mom Gets $50,000 Bill
Remember last year's tale of the unfortunate (and unidentified) public servant who managed to rack up a $200,000 phone bill by downloading numerous movies over a non-unlimited cellular data plan? His wasn't the first such outrageous bill we've seen, nor even the second, but at least he can take solace in knowing he won't be the last, with news coming of a Spanish city councilwoman receiving a $50,000 bill courtesy of her daughter's downloads (technically, the woman received a bill of around 40,000 Euros, which converts to around $50K, according to El Mundo).

This woman has a Wi-Fi network in her Madrid aparatment, but the daughter was unable to access it from her bedroom consistently. So, she started using mom's 3G cellular modem, provided by the municipal government and paid for on a per-kilobyte basis, to download television episodes like 'Lost.' Many, many shows and gigabytes later, the mother was presented with the resulting bill and has pledged to repay the council. We hope the daughter at least foots a portion of that -- and that she has a better idea of what's going on in 'Lost' than we do. [From: El Mundo, via Fox News]

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Computers

Teen Calls Job 'Boring' on Facebook, Gets Fired

Teen Fired for Calling Job Fair or not, you've got to be very careful what you post online these days. Schools, employers, and everyone else is probably going to check out what you choose to share on social networking sites like Facebook.

Are you Facebook friends with your boss?



Sixteen-year-old Kimberley Swann learned this the hard way after she was unceremoniously dumped from her position as an administrator at Ivell Marketing and Logistics Limited in Essex, England. Swann posted a comment on her Facebook profile that called her job "boring." Her employers, feeling obligated to root through her online life, spotted the comment and decided then and there to terminate her employment.

It's a little hard not to think her employers overreacted. Jobs are boring sometimes. Even we here at Switched, as much as we love our jobs, let loose a mighty yawn every time we have to write up another useless USB gadget that clearly has no need to exist. We'd even guess that Steve Ivell, Swann's boss has even been bored by his job at some point and complained about it to someone. Way to be a jerk, Steve. [From: Fox News]

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Car Tech, Handheld Devices

GPS Leads Truck to Impassable Road for 5 Days

Truck Blocks Road for Five Days Thanks to GPS
If you have a GPS, you've surely noticed that, from time to time, it gives directions that are a little bit... wrong. Maybe it got the name of an exit incorrect, or told you to turn down the wrong way onto a one-way street, or maybe even told you to turn onto a road that didn't exist. You're certainly not alone in these findings, but we hope your wayward directions were less of an inconvenience than those suffered by an unnamed truck driver in the village of Cotswold, England. His GPS directed him down a tiny road that was too small for his rig and, when he tried to back out, he got stuck, completely blocking the road for five days while his company struggled to extract it!

Do you use GPS in your car to get around?



This is an increasing problem in England, with its many small, country lanes that are completely unsuitable for large vehicles. Most GPS devices don't know the difference, and will route cars, trucks, and everything else down these narrow roads, leading to fun times like this.

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Cameras, Computers

Pot Grower Arrested for Posting Videos of His Crop Online



File this one in the "Dumb Things People Do When They're High" category: a cannabis grower in England has been arrested after he posted videos of his crop on YouTube. According to the Metro UK, the man (age 25 in human years) even managed to post the clips under his real name.

Officers had an idea something was up when they saw footage of the crops in his Bridgewater, Somerset home, which the man was using to document its growth. "The cultivation of cannabis is illegal," said police officer Adrian Peck on the matter. "If you break the law and are foolish enough to then advertise your criminal activities on the Internet, it makes it very easy for the police to catch you."

Do we even need to classify this is as a cautionary tale? [From: Ananova]

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Man Lured Into Adultery Hoax on Facebook, Summarily Divorced



People get tricked, scammed and embarrassed on Facebook all the time, so it takes a really funny/depressing story to get our attention. Taken from Banned In Hollywood, this hilarious case of adultery-gone-wrong has everything: revenge, travel, deception and, of course, soccer.

Last November, 39-year-old Stuart Slann, resident of South Yorkshire, England and loyal Manchester United fan, was vacationing in Cancun when he met two rabid Liverpool supporters (Liverpool and Manchester United are bitter rivals). The two men grew tired of Slann's boasting (Manchester currently holds the English Premier League and Champions League titles) and decided to throw him in the pool for being an arrogant wanker. Slann, however, had yet to see the full extent of the Liverpudians' retribution.

Upon returning to Liverpool, the two men (who are also cage fighters) decided to set up a fake Facebook profile under the name "Emma" in an attempt to lure Slann into a virtual love affair. The devious plan worked perfectly and to devastating effect.

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Man Who Tasers Himself Is Compared to Homer Simpson (By His Lawyer)



You know you have acted like an idiot when your own attorney mocks you in open court.

Ricky Hodgkinson, a 26-year-old man from Perton, England was compared by his own legal representative to Homer Simpson after he shot himself with a million-volt taser. Hodgkinson had purchased the illegal taser from a friend and wanted to see if it worked. The only logical thing to do at that point was shoot himself with it (obviously). "He is like the cartoon character Homer Simpson," said Hodgkinson's attorney John Walker, to the court, adding, "It was a silly thing for him to do but he hasn't used it on anyone but himself."

Do you approve of Taser use by police?


Homer moments are pretty easy to recognize; buying a taser for 100 pounds and using it on yourself surely qualifies as one. As for Hodgkinson, he was disappointed because "he had tried it out on himself and was not in much pain at all." Perhaps next time he purchases a deadly weapon, the results will be more satisfactory. [From: The Telegraph]

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    Elderly Amish Man Caught on Film With Prostitute, Blackmailed
    When a 75-year-old Amish widower slept with a prostitute, he -- we feel certain -- felt pretty bad about it the next morning. As if that guilt weren't enough for the old man, the prostitute and her boyfriend demanded $67,000 from him, claiming that they had filmed the scene with wall-mounted cameras and would upload the recording to the Internet. The pair was later arrested and, we can only imagine, the Amish man abhorred technology more than ever.

     

    Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craiglist
    In October, a bank robber -- wearing a safety vest, blue shirt, face mask and goggles -- eluded police with the help of Craiglist. Just outside the bank, while the robbery was in progress, stood a group of men who were responding to a Craiglist day labor opportunity. As the advertisement required, they were all wearing safety vests, blue shirts, face masks and goggles.

     

    Nude New Zealander Arrested After Responding to Fake Sexy Text Message
    Late in 2007, a Wellington, New Zealand man received a racy text message from two anonymous "ladies," giving him only an address and a request that he show up naked. Well, he indeed showed up naked... at the home of one appalled, unsuspecting New Zealander. Both the nude Romeo and the sadistic texter were arrested, though neither were prosecuted.

     

    Fake Craiglist Ad Costs Man Most of What He Owns
    Last Spring, a post appeared on an Oregon Craigslist board stating that the owner of a specific house was leaving all of his worldly possessions (still in said house) to whoever wanted them. When homeowner Robert Salisbury rushed home -- on a tip from a woman suspicious about the offer of a free horse -- he found his house being ransacked by 30 strangers. We suggest he take that horse and collect some vengeance Clint Eastwood-style.

     

    17-Year-Old Jailed for Stealing Virtual 'Furniture'
    When a 17-year-old Dutch boy hacked into several accounts on the Second Life-style site 'Habbo' in 2007, the the law got involved. The boy was discovered to have stolen $5,800 worth of virtual furniture and knick-knacks. Apparently, crime -- whether actual or virtual -- does not pay.

     

    Phishers Going After Your Phones in New 'Vishing' Trend
    Over the past year, sneaky spammers have begun to forsake the worn-out territory of e-mail in favor of cell phones' fertile frontier. The result? "Vishing." Get it? Voice mail phishing. It might be more ominous if it didn't sound like a James Bond villain saying, "Wishing."

     

    Burglars Break Into Restaurant, Steal HDTV, Leave Money / Food Behind
    Around Halloween of last year, a truckload of thieves drove into -- that's right, into -- a Pennsylvania Mexican restaurant, where they -- apparently uninterested in the cash register -- stole a mid-grade 47-inch HDTV and fled the scene. We've all heard about how this generation is lacking in ambition, but this generation's thieves, too?

     

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