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Guy Wearing Breathalyzer Costume Busted for Drunk Driving

Whether it was a brilliant stunt or just sweet irony at work, we'll probably never know what 18-year-old trick-or-treater James Miller was thinking when he was arrested early Sunday, for drunk driving, dressed as a Breathalyzer.

Cops pulled over the intoxicated Cincinnati teen in Oxford, Ohio after catching him driving the wrong way on a one-way street, NBC 4 reports. As police searched the car, they found a can of Bud Light in the center console, the remains of the case strewn about the car, and a few Ohio IDs in Miller's wallet. An actual Breathalyzer test revealed the teen's blood alcohol content was .158, or nearly twice the state's legal limit.

The costume, which retails for about $30, shows three sobriety levels: "Boring," "Life of the Party," and "Sotally Tober." It also, of course, features a plastic tube (in the groin region, no less) bearing the instructions, "Blow Here." We're willing to bet that Miller would like to add another sobriety result to the costume's display, just above the blow tube, and right next to "Sotally Tober": "This blows." [From: NBC News and The Smoking Gun, via BoingBoing]

Man Busted for DUI...for Driving a Motorized Bar Stool



Ohio resident Kile Wygle, 28, learned a difficult lesson this week. Be sure to sober up a little bit before you call the authorities, especially after you've wrecked your motorized barstool. Yep, the ingenious Wygle affixed a rigged-up chassis and a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine to a barstool, enabling him to cruise home at up to 40 miles per hour, all the while feeling like he never left his cushy seat at his favorite watering hole.

Unfortunately, on March 4th, Wygle took a spill at 20 miles per hour, and called 911 over worries about possible head injuries. When the officers arrived at the scene, Wygle reportedly told them, "I wrecked my barstool." Wygle's next door neighbor told the befuddled authorities that he had noticed someone driving a "strange" motorized machine. Strange? We say awesome.

After Wygle failed field sobriety tests, police charged him with driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license. Fortunately for Wygle (and for our entertainment), however, they didn't impound his homemade ride. We wish we could find footage of the unique arrest to see this baby in action, but, even without a demonstration, we'd be glad to purchase one of these slick stool-scooters, in case he wants to manufacture them to help offset legal fees. It does look like it needs a cup holder, though. [From: The Smoking Gun Via: BuzzFeed]

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Ice Cream Treat Causes False-Positive on Blood Alcohol Test

Ice Cream Treat Causes False-Positive on Blood Alcohol TestDrunk driving kills thousands every year in the United States, a disturbing and rising trend that has resulted in the passing of new legislation in many states that will require in-dash breathalyzers for formerly convicted drunk drivers. Now, though, a man in Australia has managed to have a similar device removed from his car after proving that a common ice cream treat resulted in false positives.

The man was unable to start his car after eating an ice cream on a stick called a Bubble O' Bill (perhaps the scariest looking ice cream treat we've ever seen). He went to court and was able to prove his claim: before eating a treat he blew a 0.00 on a test. Immediately after he was tested and found to blow a 0.018, resulting in the court granting his request to remove the device -- which seems a bit unfortunate, as since any foods or drinks can cause a malfunction within 15 minutes after consuming them. [From: UPI.com]

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Man Fails Alcohol Test After Ice Cream Fools Breathalyzer




Certain ingredients do not mix well with driving. Alcohol, of course, comes to mind. And we all know that driving after a large turkey dinner and/or heroin injection can lead to trouble. There is, however, a secret killer out there. Its name? Ice cream.

Okay, it's not a killer, but it can cause you to test positive on a breathalyzer.

According to UPI.com, an Australian man recently blames a failed breath test on a Bubble O' Bill ice cream bar (which is in the shape of a creepy clown/ circus murderer). The man, whose car was equipped with a breath test device (the car won't start if you fail), found his car refusing to start even though he had not had a single drink. After the man asked a court to remove the machine from his automobile, the judge demanded a test be done to verify his claims. Sure enough, after eating the ice cream, the man blew a 0.018! The judge then granted his wish and the device was removed.

So there you have it. Alcohol, heroin and ice cream: the three things you shouldn't touch before getting in a car.

Indulge safely, world. [From: UPI.com]


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Good to Drive? New Ignition Lock Laws Ask You to Prove It


New laws requiring drunk drivers to install breath-analyzing ignition locks in their cars went into effect in six states on January 1st, reports the AP. Mothers Against Drunk Driving's (MADD) campaign for more widespread use of such interlocks has seen another victory, as Alaska, Colorado, Illinois, Nebraska and Washington joined a number of other states in requiring first time offenders to install the devices -- but the price of this gadgetry ain't cheap.

In Illinois, the cellphone-sized gadgets cost around $80 to install on a dashboard and $80 a month to rent, alongside a $50 monthly state fee and the money comes out of the offender's pocket. Pass the test once and you're good to go right? Think again: Drivers are forced to take periodic "rolling retests" to make sure they didn't liquor up the latte they just bought at a Starbucks drive-through. Fail a test and the infraction is reported big-brother style to your local precinct, where the authorities will process and notify you of your violation.

While we are definitely in favor of preventing drunk driving deaths, forcing drivers to retest themselves while on the road seems dangerous in its own right. With navigation systems, cell phones, and iPods now dominating our dashboards, driving can be distracting enough. [From: Yahoo]

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In-car Fingerprint Scanner Keeps Drunks, Thieves From Starting Your Car

How's this for dual purpose? Zhao Wencai and Li Zhoumu, two graduate students at the China University of Geosciences, have concocted a prototype device which checks for two important bits of information before allowing a car to start. First, it scans your fingerprint to make sure you're on the authorized driver database; second, it takes a long, hard look (okay, so maybe 20 seconds isn't all that long) at the sweat on your digit to determine just how sober or inebriated you are. There's no telling when this will hit motorcars en masse, but we'd say the whole thing needs to get a whole lot smaller before it's a viable option. [Via Wired]

Car Tech, Summer Fun

Man Arrested for Drunk Driving a Motorized Cooler

Man Arrested for Driving a Cooler While Drunk
Here's a piece of advice for our readers: Don't get behind the wheel or handlebars of anything motorized if you're intoxicated, whether it's a car, a scooter, Power Wheel, or even a cooler. It's dangerous, and most likely illegal.

Leslie J. "Bomber" Marr learned this the hard way when he was arrested on Memorial Day in Whitehall, NY and charged with DWI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle after police saw him swerving around the streets and driving on the sidewalk... on a cooler. Marr was driving around town on a Cruizin Cooler, which puts a seat on top of a three-wheeled cooler and attaches an electric motor similar to those found on electric scooters. It even has a hatch so you can pull out a icy cold drink while driving. The hatch also has a cup/can holder on top, suggesting that this sort of activity is exactly what the designers had in mind.

Under state law, the cooler is still considered a motor vehicle so sobriety is a must, and a license is highly recommended. [Source: Post Star]

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Breathalyzers Come Under Fire in Court

Breathalyzers Come Under Fire in CourtSome while back, certain residents of Florida charged with DUI managed to get a court to hand them over the source code of the breathalyzer that had "proven" them to be drinking and driving. Now, in another victory for drunks everywhere, Dale Lee Underdahl of Minnesota has filed a similar petition and won.

What is source code and why would you want it? Breathalyzers are basically computers with blow holes, and the source code is what makes them run. That source code is what sends people to jail. The defendants in these cases simply want a good look at their accuser. As Underdahl's lawyer said, "for all we know, it's a random number generator."

The breathalyzer in question in Underdahl's case is the Intoxilyzer 5000EN, built by CMI, one of nearly a dozen manufacturers of devices used by law enforcement. CMI's Intoxilyzer is used in more than 20 states. What's frightening is that the 5000EN is apparently based on the ancient Z-80 processor, which powered the Radio Shack TRS-80 desktop computer ... which went on sale in 1977. CMI has also been accused of making uncertified changes to the machines, and had to issue a recall due to faulty software.

In other words, Underdahl may be on to something. But to be on the safe side, maybe next time he should just call a cab.

From Engadget

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Urinal Game Tests How Drunk You Are

Urinal Game Tests How Drunk You Are

We're not sure how much some one wants to play a video game while urinating, but a German company seems to think it may be the trick to reducing the number of drunk drivers on the road. The name for this well-intentioned, if slightly odd, concept? The Piss-Screen.

Here's the premise: A video game -- a driving game, specifically -- is displayed above the urinal. You control the car with your um ... stream. Urinating to the right moves the car right, peeing to the left moves the car to the left. If you're too drunk to control the car, you crash and the game suggests you call a cab.

Peeing hasn't been this fun since the last time you went swimming in the ocean!

From Shiny Shiny

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Using GPS to Discourage Drunk Driving


After a series of drunk driving accidents in Japan last year, Nissan decided it had to do something about the epidemic of inebriated motorists. The company considered a whole host of options including Breathalyzer-like devices. Finally, yesterday the company unveiled its anti-drunk driving initiative: Every time you turn the car on, the optional GPS displays a message reminding you not to drink and drive.

Yup. That's the big move. That's the how Nissan is going to rid our streets of drunk drivers.

There's a variety of products out there that can prevent you from starting your ignition if you're drunk -- they can even sense if you're drinking while you're driving. Cell phones can even have Breathalyzers built into them. And yet, the best Nissan can muster is a printed message on an optional feature. If your car has GPS, is it such a stretch to imagine it detecting erratic lane changing, or noticing when you repeatedly ignore one-way signs?

Instead, Nissan has delivered the automotive equivalent of mom telling you to behave every time you leave the house. Even Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign had more muscle.

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