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Heartbreaking, Yet Hilarious, Site Documents 'Why My Ex Sucks'


The pre-Internet jilted lover was forced to wallow in lonely misery, hoping that friends or family members would listen on the other end of the phone while that spurned, unfortunate soul lamented what went wrong. Now, though, people can overcome their anguish by trumpeting the shortcomings and misdeeds of their exes online for the world to see. And, thankfully so, because break-up stories are often hilarious (when they're not your own).

WhyMyExSucks.com encourages lovelorn singles to "summon the bitter and vent it into [the site's] submission box," where they can publicly skewer their former lovers. The posted misadventures in love include all the expected bed-wetting, cheating, stalking, and psychopathy stories you can handle, with a little bit of disgusting pedophilia and incest to top it all off. Although the site lacks explicit and compromising photos, some of the offerings do get profane and raunchy, so it's worthy of a NSFW (Not Suitable for Work) label. [From: WhyMyExSucks.com, via BuzzFeed]

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Saudi Man Divorces Wife via Text Message

According to the Arab News, a Saudi man, who was busy in Iraq participating in "what he described as 'jihad'," found the time to send his wife a text message, alerting her that he had divorced her. This is the first documented divorce in Saudi Arabia executed by text message, according to a Reuters report at Yahoo! News. Under Islamic Sharia Law, a man need only say "I divorce you" three times to end a relationship.

Before finalizing the split, a court in Jeddah (a city near the Red Sea) summoned two relatives who had received telephone calls from the man confirming his wish. After their appearance, the court acted to dissolve the marriage.

We think it's a tad crass to end a marriage via text. But then again, if the man is in Iraq doing what we think he's doing (attacking U.S. and Iraqi security forces),then an etiquette faux pas probably doesn't bother him all that much. [From: Reuters Via: IT World]

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Man Lured Into Adultery Hoax on Facebook, Summarily Divorced



People get tricked, scammed and embarrassed on Facebook all the time, so it takes a really funny/depressing story to get our attention. Taken from Banned In Hollywood, this hilarious case of adultery-gone-wrong has everything: revenge, travel, deception and, of course, soccer.

Last November, 39-year-old Stuart Slann, resident of South Yorkshire, England and loyal Manchester United fan, was vacationing in Cancun when he met two rabid Liverpool supporters (Liverpool and Manchester United are bitter rivals). The two men grew tired of Slann's boasting (Manchester currently holds the English Premier League and Champions League titles) and decided to throw him in the pool for being an arrogant wanker. Slann, however, had yet to see the full extent of the Liverpudians' retribution.

Upon returning to Liverpool, the two men (who are also cage fighters) decided to set up a fake Facebook profile under the name "Emma" in an attempt to lure Slann into a virtual love affair. The devious plan worked perfectly and to devastating effect.

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Husband Announces Divorce to Wife Via Facebook



What is up with the Brits? They can't stop having affairs on 'Second Life,' and now it seems a British husband announced his divorce on Facebook -- of course, this was before he got around to telling his wife he was leaving her. Considering last month's disturbing news about a Staffordshire, England man who murdered his wife after she changed her relationships status on Facebook to single, this latest news is surprising.

Lancashire resident Neil Brady decided to change his relationship status on Facebook -- he announced to everyone he knew that he had, "ended his marriage to Emma Brady." Neil apparently thought his wife Emma wouldn't notice. Emma only found out that she was single after she got a call from a friend in Denmark who asked her how she was handling the breakup. Even worse, someone had commented on Neil's wall saying,"You are better off out of it."

Neil claims his wife had been seeing another man, but we've still gotta call bad form on this one. We don't care how bad your marriage is, your wife deserves the dignity of being dumped in person... and before you tell everyone else about the separation via an update on a social networking site. [From: Daily Mail]

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Woman Divorces Husband Over 'Second Life' Tryst

UK Woman Divorces Husband Over 'Second Life' Tryst
Another day, another marriage ruined by the Internet. Not surprisingly, the online virtual world 'Second Life,' in particula,r seems to be destroying the holy bond of matrimony every chance it gets.

We can add the tale of UK couple John and Lisa Best to the list of reports of 'Second Life' infidelity leading to divorce. The mindbogglingly-careless John was laying in bed with his wife when he was caught having an online dalliance as his avatar, Troy Hammerthal. In case the name weren't enough of an obvious clue, then this next bit should do the trick: Turns out his virtual tryst was with another man.

Lisa awoke and quietly observed John on his laptop for a few moments before confronting him about the "gay dungeon romps." John, of course, immediately slammed his laptop shut and later defended himself saying that he was doing it, "for a laugh," and denied being gay.

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UK Woman Divorces Husband Over Behavior on 'Second Life'


Real-life married couple Amy and David Pollard have filed for divorce in England due to a dispute over Mr. Pollard's 'Second Life' character (called an "avatar") having virtual sex with the avatar of another woman, the Telegraph tell us.

Mr. and Ms. Pollard -- who, themselves, first "met" on 'Second Life' -- had been married (in geek bliss we'd imagine) for three years until Ms. Pollard discovered her husband's avatar in an intimate position with that of another woman. Inconsolably upset, Ms. Pollard accused Mr. Pollard of infidelity, as she considered this kind of online behavior tantamount to cheating. Finally, Mr. Pollard admitted that he no longer cared to be married to Ms. Pollard, their discussions culminating in divorce proceedings.

Now separated from his wife, Mr. Pollard has become engaged to the same American woman with whom he cyber-cheated. They have never met in person. For her part, Ms. Pollard has also found a new love, in the form of a gentleman she encountered online while playing 'World Of Warcraft.'

On our side of things, we're at a loss for witticisms, here; this story is just too depressing (and hilarious) on far too many levels. [From: Telegraph]

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Woman Divorces Husband After Catching Him Cheating in 'Second Life'


It's safe to say most wives would be mad if they caught their husband having virtual sex in Second Life. When Amy Taylor caught her husband with another woman's avatar, the infidelity might as well have been real.

Taylor and her husband, David Pollard, are divorcing after three years of geekily wedded bliss after Pollard, described as a "jobless 40-year-old," was caught doing the online nasty with other Second Life women. The couple originally met in a chat room and moved in together after exchanging photos, emails, and calls. The 28-year-old Taylor actually caught Pollard having virtual sex only a few months after they started dating but they reconciled and got married, both in reality and in Second Life.

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Online Divorce Leads to Avatar Murder, Real Jail Time


We've talked about it a million times, yet people still haven't learned that what you do online has real world consequences. Today's winner is a 43-year-old woman from Japan who's sitting in jail after murdering her online husband's avatar after he suddenly divorced her. The real crime she committed is hacking, as she illegally logged into his account and killed off his character.

The woman and her 33-year-old virtual beau played MapleStory, a MMORPG in which characters fight monsters and can get married, with special wedding services.Sounds like an interesting combination in a game, but we won't judge. Back in May, the husband decided on the divorce and the wife got her revenge, naturally leading the man to contact the police.

After admitting the allegations to the police, she said, "I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry." While apparently she wasn't plotting any head-in-the-freezer sort of revenge, she could face up to five years in jail and $5000 in fines if she's ever charged and convicted. Maybe MapleStory should offer a prenup scroll or something. [From: Yahoo!]

Computers

Husband Wins Divorce From Angry YouTube Wife

Remember the YouTube divorce story from earlier this year? The sad and disturbing tale of theater tycoon Philip Smith and his wife, actress Tricia Walsh-Smith, who posted a series of scathing and demeaning YouTube videos when Philip asked for a divorce? Well, the court case is over, and Smith has "won" -- or at least as much as anyone can win when there's a pre-nuptial agreement involved.

The agreement, signed before the two exchanged vows, states that Tricia must move out of the couple's New York apartment within 30 days of the finalized divorce, the core issue that sent her off on her Internet rampage That rampage didn't win her any points with the judge, who approved the divorce and said of Tricia: "She has attempted to turn the life of her husband into a soap opera by directing, writing, acting in and producing a melodrama."

Though she said she was "really, really disappointed," Tricia didn't come off too badly in the end -- she was awarded $750,000 as part of the agreement. That's more than we would have paid her, for sure. [Source: AOL News]

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