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Ropid, the Dancing Humanoid Robot: Creepy or Cute?

Yesterday, our pals over at Engadget reported on Ropid, the humanoid robot that proudly parades around, runs in place, and hops a quarter of its own height (video above). Today, more videos emerged of the little guy, and some of the Switched staff was torn. Some of us were horrified, especially after seeing earlier in the week the Army-produced, disembodied pair of legs that can run in place and clearly points to a robot (r)evolution. Others saw the big eyes and rotating torso (which help with balance), and became charmed by the pint-sized, enthusiastically accommodating bot. We took an office poll, but be sure to chime in with your own comments. Ropid: Adorable droid or creepy computerized terror?
  • Thomas H: "Creepy. Imagine waking up with that standing next to you, dancing a horrible jig."
  • Terrence: "Creepy. It's subservience makes me uncomfortable. I know it's only a robot, but when someone asks you to jump you don't just nod and do it."
  • Leila: "Adorable. Look at those big eyes. It's like Pinocchio, but without the lying."
  • Lee: "Good Lord. Consider this my notice. If you need me, I'll be in my heavily fortified lean-to, deep in the woods." Guess that's creepy, right, Lee?
  • Warren: "Adorable for a few seconds... until it starts goose stepping."
  • Matt Z.: "Creepy. Behind those saucer-sized eyes is a droid waiting to jump adorably on your corpse."
  • Josh F. (Executive Producer): "Totally cute."

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Computers

Creepy Japanese Robot Simulates Swine Flu

Most people do anything they can to prevent viruses from infecting their high-tech toys. One group of Japanese scientists, though, have created a robot that actually embraces an especially virulent (and topical) strain: Swine Flu.

The robot , unveiled at the recent Security and Safety Trade Expo (RISCON) in Tokyo as part of a series of flu-prevention devices, is designed to exhibit symptoms of sweating, moaning, and convulsing that are typical of patients infected with the H1N1 virus. If not properly treated, the symptoms deteriorate, and, dramatically, the cyborg stops breathing. The humanoid, according to scientists, aims to assist doctors and medical professionals in their treatment of and education about a virus that, as of October 11, had already led to 4,735 deaths worldwide, as well as around 400,000 confirmed cases, according to the World Health Organization.

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Cell Phones, iPhone

Peek Under Girls' Skirts With Creepy New iPhone App

Perverts rejoice! There's yet another iPhone application that caters to your sexual fantasies. We've already told you about the 'Hottest Girls' app, and the 'myMassage' app. Beating both of those apps on the creepiness scale, though is 'Puff!' The goal of this game is to blow into the iPhone microphone until the onscreen girl's skirt lifts up, revealing her underwear. If you blow hard, the girl's skirt lifts higher, and she lets out a stomach-churning squeal. The girls appear in different settings (including an office and playground) and wear different outfits (including a cheerleader uniform and a kimono).

Just who exactly is screening apps for the iTunes store these days? It's not the near nudity in 'Puff!' that bothers us. Apple does offer parental controls on the iPhone, after all. Our real problem here is with the hypocrisy. How can Apple allow folks to use the iPhone to peek up girls' skirts but not allow them to use the new iPod Nano for the same purpose? Sounds suspicious, if you ask us. [From: Huffington Post]

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iPod

Man Arrested After Using New iPod Nano to Peep Up Girl's Skirt


Only weeks after Apple unveiled its new iPod Nano, a Japanese man has become the first person to be arrested using the device for an illegal, and creepy, activity. According to Fuckedgaijin, the unidentified Kobe man was arrested after using the new Nano's video camera function to peek up an 18-year-old girl's skirt. While in a bookstore, the peeping-tom somehow hid the iPod in his shoe, and placed it near enough to the unsuspecting girl to get a glimpse.

There's no word on just how this voyeur was caught. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding? After all, maybe he just didn't have any pockets and needed some place to store his iPod? But this story might mean this chain of gyms was onto something when it banned the new iPods on its premises. [From: Fuckedgaijin, via The Awl]

Cell Phones, iPhone, Web, Social Networking

'Date Check' App Lets You Perform Background Checks on the Go

New iPhone App Lets You Perform Background Checks on the GoThe Internet has put an unsettling amount information at our fingertips. Now that the Web is finally usable on our phones, thanks to devices like the iPhone and Palm Pre, we can draw on this vast well of information (that many people would likely prefer remain private) anywhere we are.

One particularly creepy application appears thanks to Intelius, a company that provides a "people search" engine. The soon to be released 'Date Check' is a free app that lets you perform basic background checks on potential mates. While the app itself is free, the checks are not. After entering a person's name or cell phone number, 'Date Check' performs one of several types of searches, like 'Sleaze Detector,' which searches for a criminal background, 'Net Worth' provides details about a person's assets including property, and 'Interests' scours social networking sites for personal details.

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Vampire Lamp Runs on Human Blood

In this week's installment of Creepy Beyond Comprehension [Editor's note: A section we made up, just now], we'd like to introduce you to a newly designed lamp that runs on human blood. Stop reading this post now, if you want. We'd understand. Really.

Designer Mike Thompson's latest innovation is the creatively named "Blood Lamp," a device that can only be used once, and requires the user to submit his or her (or, presumably, anyone's) blood in order to illuminate it. We're a bit hazy on the exact chemistry behind all this, but that's pretty much beside the point, right? The thing runs on blood.

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Washington State Wants DNA Sampling of All Arrested Individuals



This week, some Washington state lawmakers are pushing a proposal that would require police to extract DNA from every arrested individual.

At present, Washington police take DNA samples only from those who have already been convicted of a crime, as a warrant is necessary to obtain the DNA of mere suspects.

Under the provisions of the proposal, the collected DNA would be sent off to a State Patrol database, as well as the one maintained by the FBI, thereby enabling a sort of suspect-centered Google; if a certain strand of DNA showed up on a crime scene, it could be punched into the local police's DNA search engine and, presto, you've got a suspect.

Many folks, including the American Civil Liberties Untion (ACLU), believe these goings on smack of an Orwellian dystopia or apocalyptic events -- a database, accessible to unseen powers, that contains the very code of each individual's biology.

Our primary concern? Who's going to pay for these $82-a-shot DNA extractions? With the program estimated to cost $1-million dollars for two years of operation, Olympia's hoping to get some federal help. Along with everybody else, that is. Can't we just put aside our creepy 'Brave New World' ideas until after the economic crisis? [From: Seattle Times via Slashdot]

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For $2,000, This Company Will Make a Robot Version of You


Looking for a surefire conversation piece or guaranteed nightmares for weeks on end? Then you may want to take up Little Island's offer to create a tiny, custom robot version of you, which can apparently even be used as a VoIP phone of sorts to freak out family members when you're away. Unfortunately, the "robot" doesn't appear to actually have many true robot abilities, although it does have a built-in camera to let you check out its surroundings via a connected computer, and it's apparently able to do a few basic tasks like read your RSS feeds or check the weather. The bot is also essentially just a plush PC itself (complete with a 500MHz Geode processor), so there's certainly plenty of opportunity to expand its capabilities for those so inclined. At over $2,000, however, it doesn't exactly come cheap, and you'll have to wait upwards of six weeks after sending in your picture to receive it. [Via The Raw Feed]

Editor's Picks, Slideshows

Creepiest Ads on the Web


There's a scene in 'Minority Report' in which Tom Cruise's character enters a mall and the ads personalize themselves to him as he walks by. What was then only science fiction is now closer to reality, says a recent AP story, as a growing number of display screens are being equipped with small cameras and face recognition technology (the same kind used increasingly in handheld digicams), providing demographic data about who looked at the ad and for how long. The technology can already recognize gender and age and, while it's currently being used for audience research, it isn't impossible to make the leap to custom, targeted ads.

The unsettling facial recognition raises a privacy debate since the public isn't told they are being "recognized," but the companies providing the service (currently at malls in Winston-Salem, NC, St. Louis, and Pittsburgh), assert that the information is not recorded or stored and that individuals can't be recognized (just gender and age). Still, this seems a lot like the Big Brother of '1984' and prompted us to think a little more about disturbing and creepy ads and practices, which is why we've collected a bunch of other ads that are unsettling in the broadest sense of the term, which you'll find in the following pages (click on "Next" below to get started) .

Couple Pays $155,000 for Cloned Dog



Remember that dog-cloning auction we talked about a while back? Well, it's all come to an end, with a Florida couple winning one of the six auctions and paying $155,000 to clone their much-loved Labrador Retriever, Sir Lancelot. The 10-week-old cloned puppy -- named Lancey -- was hand-delivered to the couple, and the results appear to be successful. "One minute with Lancey and you know he's special. He's both extremely aware and very sweet," said Lou Hawthorne, chairman of BioArts International, the biotech company that performed the cloning.

Though the story is very sweet, and hell, we'd love to have our own dogs cloned, not everyone's a fan -- especially the Human Society of the United States. From the organization's Web site: "Given the current pet overpopulation problem, which costs millions of animals their lives and millions in public tax dollars each year, the cloning of pets has no social value and in fact may lead to increased animal suffering." Additionally, the site also emphasizes that cloning will not create an identical animal in terms of character, and that the process simply clones the genes that can help influence an animal's personality.

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Computers

FOX News Anchor Shows His Creepy Facebook Page on Live TV



The host of FOX News's 'Fox & Friends,' Steve Doocy spends a good bit of time on Facebook, according to a video of the morning show on ValleyWag.com.

Apparently, Steve updates his Facebook Status every day with such mundane notices as, "Steve is tired from a busy weekend," and posts marginally creepy profile pictures, like the one of him, as a kindergartener, in a Santa suit. All weirdness aside, Mr. Doocy is in clear violation of Facebook Guidelines One and Eleven.

We'll let one of you Doocy fans send him a private Facebook message informing him of his infractions, since he's "pretty much maxed-out" and hasn't yet accepted our friend request. [From: ValleyWag.com]

Car Tech, Computers, Celebrities

Creepy BabyMaker3000 Actually Being Used to Make Virtual Babies



As we inch ever closer to a future in which our babies are exactly what we want them to be, German car manufacturer Volkswagen has put together a nifty little preview in the form of a promotional Web app. Just upload pictures of yourself and your loved one (or celebrities who you've never met), set the key points (eyes, mouth, nose, etc..), and watch the magic unfold.

According to VW's PR team, the BabyMaker3000 has brought 314,384 digital babies into the world since going live a month ago -- surpassing the number of real babies born in the U.S. during a comparable timeframe (295,075). An estimated half million visitors have checked out the site, a pretty mind-boggling number that probably says something about our desire for this type of technology in the real world.

In case you were wondering, the above virtual baby belongs to one Barack Obama and one newly divorced baby mama, Madonna. We're naming him Barack Hussein Madonna-Obama-Rama, and no, you can't take his photograph, filthy paparazzi. [From: VW.com]

Computers, Google

10 More Scary Google StreetView Finds

10 More of the Strangest Google Street View Finds

It's no secret that Google Maps is cool, but it's also a bit creepy. If super close zooms of camels and a well in Chad weren't disturbing enough, the people spending hours on Google StreetView tracking down disturbing images and deeply personal glances into people's lives and living rooms.

We put together our own round up of scary street views last June, but new ones pop up every day. Times Online has collected 10 more confounding images and we feel obligated to share this new collection of frightening Street Views.



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