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David Spade Cashes in on Chris Farley's Memory With DirecTV Ads

Back in the '90s, Chris Farley and David Spade ruled the comedy landscape. But when Farley tragically overdosed, it was clear that Spade was just riding the big guy's coattails. In light of a recently debuted DirecTV commercial (video after the break), it appears that Spade doesn't intend to stop, either.

If you've turned on the television lately, you've probably seen the satellite provider's advertising spot that places an older Spade into the classic "fat guy in a little coat" scene from 'Tommy Boy.' Instead of making us laugh, the commercial makes our stomachs turn. While Farley does his bit (Trust us, it's still funny), Spade laments being stuck in a hotel with his buddy and basic cable when he could be at home watching DirecTV. Frankly, it's just unsettling to watch. What makes it worse is that this isn't the first time the company has used a dead star in a commercial.

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Interviews, Celebrities, iPhone, Switched Video

Comedian Frank Caliendo Does 'Street Fighter' Impressions

You may know him primarily for his work as John Madden, Andy Rooney, or one of a hundred other well-known celebrities, but master impressionist and comedian Frank Caliendo recently shed those facades for a rare moment of (somewhat) serious gadget and video games talk. The man of infinite voices told us (in more than one voice, including those of 'Street Fighter' characters) that he juggles his gadgets and games as easily as he does his multiple personalities. In an ironic iTunes twist, he tells us that even he is not immune to being duped by impostors -- well, imposter downloads, at least. Caliendo will be performing his live show in Las Vegas through December 1, but if you happen to see the act and run into him afterward, you might want to think twice before asking him to leave you a funny outgoing voicemail message. We had to learn the hard way.

Computers, TV

'Family Guy' Teams With Microsoft for Windows 7 TV Extravaganza

To mixed reviews, Microsoft tried being all fluffy and sweet while advertising its new operating system. Now, it's time for Plan B -- comedy. Enter 'Family Guy' creator Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein (a.k.a. Lois Griffin), who agreed to produce a Microsoft-sponsored variety show. The comedy extravaganza/marketing ploy will air November 8th on FOX, a couple weeks after Microsoft releases Windows 7 on October 22nd.

Fortunately, you won't have to sit through annoying commercials, since, as Advertising Age reports, there'll be Windows-branded content throughout the program, which is tentatively titled 'Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show.' Microsoft is being coy as to just what this integrated material will be, but Gayle Troberman, general manager of consumer engagement and advertising, says, "We'll be evoking the cast of 'Family Guy' in some interesting ways that integrate the product messages."

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TV, Web

'Texts From Last Night' to Become Fox TV Show


'Texts From Last Night' was funny, at first. But, when friends started posting text messages from the Web site on our Facebook page, it became annoying. Then, the user-generated site, which is full of embarrassing admissions sent late at night, became a full-scale phenomenon -- spawning an iPhone application, a Twitter page, an online store, and now, a television show -- all much to our chagrin.

Fox has landed the rights to create a television show, which will be produced by Sony TV and Happy Madison, based on 'TFLN.' The show's writer Steve Holland told The Hollywood Reporter, "The show is about twentysomethings in that post-college, pre-the-rest-of-their-lives limbo trying to figure out what to do, and texting is a large part of that." Apparently, finding your life's calling is as simple as getting wasted and sending texts to your buddies. If that were true, our lives would be in a lot better shape.

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Editor's Picks, Interviews, Celebrities

Michael Ian Black Has Some Gadget Issues



Comedian Michael Ian Black is perhaps best known for his work on 'The State,' the early '90s MTV sketch comedy show that also launched the careers of director David Wain ('Role Models'), comedian Ken Marino ('Party Down'), and Michael Showalter ('Stella'). Fans of that show are rejoicing, because 'The State' just came out on DVD -- good timing considering Black this month debuted a new comedy show 'Michael and Michael Have Issues' (Comedy Central, Wednesdays at 10:30 p.m.), which also stars Showalter. The new series is a 'show-within-a-show' concept that mixes funny sketches with an ongoing plot starring the two Michaels as competitive comedy writers. When not busy being on TV, Black is an avid twitterer and Facebook member, and also stars in the 'Klondike Man Cave' Web series. Not surprisingly, he's also opinionated on his gadgets, though, thankfully, we can't exactly take all of his answers seriously -- as you'll see in our latest Switched Questionnaire.

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Top Lists, Web

The 100 Most Unfortunate URLs on the Internet

The 100 Unfortunate URLs on the Internet
Last month, we put together our own list of unfortunate URLs, culling six of the most ridiculously named sites on the Web. Highlights include therapistfinder.com (for finding therapists) and penisland.com (a site dedicated to writing instruments). Now there's an entire Web site dedicated to the idea.

Slurls is a message board that collects the worst-named sites on the Web. In honor of its 100th submission, the message board members compiled all the "Slurls" in one easy-to-read list. Some are priceless, like childrenslaughter.com (a children's charity); some are creepy, such as molestationnursery.com (a defunct plant nursery); and others -- innocent in their native tongue -- are hilarious in English, like Campanal.com (a Spanish restaurant).

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Video Games

Man Learns to Cope With First-Person-Shooter Disorder


Gene Simpkins walks with his arm swaying back and forth, straight out in front of him all day. He accidentally pulls out a 9 mm handgun while he's trying to make breakfast. You might ask, what could make a man do such things? It's called 'Duke Nuke 'em Disease.'

The folks over at Buzzfeed highlight the challenges of a man living with the motor skills of a character from a first-person-shooter video game. Thankfully, Gene finds ways to cope with this 'terrible' disease by doing motion-capture work for the new 'Call of Duty' game and forming a support group with Rob -- a similarly afflicted individual who's got a problem with three-dimensions. [From Buzzfeed]




Celebrities, Web

Jay Leno Wins Cybersquatting Case


When Guadalupe Zambrano registered his Web site in 2004, he probably thought he'd struck digital 'oil.' The Texas real-estate agent found a domain name that would attract thousands and thousands of users -- thejaylenoshow.com. Just one problem one problem: a certain large-chinned comedian now wants his name back, and it looks like he'll get it, too.

According to Reuters, the World Intellectual Property Organization issued a ruling today that says Zambrano must turn the domain name over to former 'Tonight Show' host Jay Leno within 10 days. The ruling fell under the section of the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act that makes it illegal for someone to mislead, confuse and steer users to their site. Reuters reports that Leno's 30-year career in entertainment gives him common law trademark rights to his name, and case arbitrator William Towns says Zambrano also registered the site in 'bad faith.'

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Web, Social Networking

UK Hosts First Twitter Comedy Club, One-Liners Abound



A side effect of turning into the twittering, status-updating, text-messaging generation is that we are becoming expert critics and purveyors of the comedic one-liner. Just look up Internet phenomenon Texts From Last Night to see what you can do with a little 160-character humor, or talk to the comedians at Twitter Comedy Club (@tweetcomedyclub).

An exercise in the possibilities of real-time microblogging, British funny-man Tiernan Douieb organized the first Internet comedy club, where fans of stand-up could follow the Club's '#tcgig' hashtag, or the acts themselves. Hecklers were encouraged to use the @reply function, and there was a proper lineup with nine comedians from the UK.

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Celebrities

Twitter's Funniest Folks



Twitter has a 140-character limit on its tweets, which makes it a perfect forum for comedians to distribute jokes, one-liners, and pithy commentary to their fans and anyone who wants a laugh. Here are eleven funny folks who are making the most of the ridiculously popular microblogging service.

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Cell Phones

Cell Phone Survives a Week in a Fish's Belly, Still Works


First off, it's rather amazing that someone in a developed nation is still using the Nokia 1600 as their primary handset. Secondly, it's even more astounding that said handset lasted a week in the belly of a cod and could still make calls after it was rescued. In a just-barely-believable story hosted up at The Sun, a businessman was both shocked and confused when his presumably sunk cellphone began ringing his lady friend around five days after he dropped it at sea. As the tale goes, a 25 pound cod managed to swallow the thing, and a pair of fishermen discovered it upon gutting their catch. The best part? The bloke who it was returned to is still using it, despite the fact that it literally reeks of rotten fish. Who knows -- maybe he suffers from ichthyomania. [Via Nokia Conversations]

Cell Phones

Cell Phones Become Rude Cartoon Characters in New Web Video


Ever wonder what some think your choice of cell phone (or cell phone accessory) says about you? You could ask your friends, or you could just check out this video called "Cell Phone Reunion" that anthropomorphizes today's (and yesterday's) most popular cellies, giving them all distinctive -- and some abrasive -- personalities. We'll let you guess which one plays the role of smug braggart.

Computers

Onion News on Sony's New Piece of S--- Gadget


Sure, the Onion is supposed to be satirical and over the top, but it certainly speaks the truth about trendy gadgets in this profanity-laced video (after the break). The clip, from the Onion News Network, reports on Sony's newest gadget, which nobody needs and doesn't really do much, yet for whatever reason, everybody needs one.

They interview a regular guy outside of an electronics store, who says the gadget has a "whole bunch more memory and megapixels" than all his other "TV s---," so naturally, he needs to get it. The unnamed gadget has "impossible to open packaging" and drives its users crazy by "flashing random words and numbers" and "not coming with the doohickey thing it's supposed to."

What really strikes a chord with us is the "irritating ad campaign" that makes it seem like the next gadget you need to own "if you don't want to feel like a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere." You'll probably notice the similarities between that and Storm ads and any new iPod promotion. Check out the video below for yourself to see how much you can relate, and remember, it's chock full of cursing, so don't watch it in public without headphones. [From: The Onion]

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Computers

USB Cake Design Worst Birthday Surprise Ever



Imagine this -- you walk into a custom confectionery and inform the design team that you want the image on a USB flash drive made onto a very special cake. In fact, you even leave the flash drive with them so they can really look it over. Sure, you'd think they would get to frost-brushing that unicorn flying through a rainbow right onto the cake, but apparently the artists in question had other ideas. Namely, creating a photo-perfect replica of a Lexar flash drive on the surface of what appears to be an otherwise delicious pile of sugar. Seriously. Too bad about that black icing, birthday boy.

[Via UberReview]

Computers, Celebrities

Michael Ian Black Has a Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook


Poor Michael Ian Black. First 'The State' got canceled, then 'Stella.' He's since been reduced to one-liners on VH1's 'I Love the (fill in the blank)' series, and now he's had his Facebook account disabled.

The under-appreciated comedian had his account disabled for unspecified reasons, which led him to post a scathing and hilarious rant on his blog:
"How am I supposed to receive invitations to events to which I have no interest in attending? How am I supposed to keep up with what various high school students I have never met are doing? How am I supposed to install and then uninstall various applications because they are annoying? Facebook, don't you realize that these activities take up most of my waking hours?"
Black did get his account reactivated a day later, though that hasn't made him love Facebook anymore. He thanked Facebook's customer service for quickly reinstating his account, then went on to bemoan the company's 5,000 friend limit:
"Now I can go back to not being able to add more friends to my account because of your stupid f---ing 5,000 friend limit... for the first time in my life, people want to actually befriend me, and I am forced to ignore them... A lot of these people are dying. A lot of them are orphans. And quite a few are dying orphans with adorable puppies... Remember Friendster? They hated orphans and puppies, and look what happened to them."
We didn't even realize that Facebook had a 5,000 friend limit. Guess we're just not that cool. [From: Michael Ian Black, Via: Valleywag]

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