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NASA's Odd History of Mission Patches



For generations of geeks -- yes, we went to space camp -- NASA was the center of all things science and technology. Dwindling budgets, declining public interest, and a lack of gee whiz tech may be plaguing the agency today, but don't worry, the nerds are still in command. Wired writes about the long-running military tradition, which NASA adopted with a twist, of creating mission patches. We're hardly surprised at the past decades' patches, marked by everything from Daffy Duck and Marvin Martian references and treadmills named after fake late night pundits to just plain weird designs.

The nerdiest design, though, commemorates the International Space Station's Multi-Purpose Logistics Model, comprised of three (of four) modules named after renaissance artists. Naturally, the mission patch features sai-weilding Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Raphael holding a space helmet.

Wired has more zany mission patches, and you can browse others at NASA's history section. While you're at it, don't miss Wired's other list of Awesomely Bad Military Patches. [From: Wired via Neatorama]

Celebrities, TV, Web

Colbert Compares Twitter to Pets.com


Last night, Twitter founder Biz Stone subjected himself to an interview with mock-conservative TV host Stephen Colbert. Clearly, Biz isn't a big fan of the show. Otherwise, he'd have seen evidence of Colbert's grief-giving and would have been better prepared.

After taunting Stone and calling Twitter "an answer to a problem that we didn't have until [Biz Stone] invented the answer," Colbert then compared the site to Pets.com, the dotcom site that boomed and busted with equal hype back in the go-go '90s. Stone clearly struggled with Colbert, doing his best to explain himself and his service in between jabs from Colbert that the, "biz in Biz Stone does not stand for bizness model."

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Computers, TV

Colbert to Viera: "I Have Twatted."

If you're like us you're probably a little sick of hearing about Twitter and all its social networky ramifications, such as causing mistrials, killing job offers, and even burning down houses. It seems 2008's 'Webby Person of the Year' Stephen Colbert is not immune to the craze, and its corrupting influence isn't limited to the online realm, as an innocuous question lead to the somewhat curious exchange between Colbert and Meredith Viera on the 'Today Show' seen above.

Viera asked Colbert whether he uses the site and he responded in the affirmative, saying, "I have Twatted." As you can see in the video, Viera was a little taken back by the profane pun, though we have to admit, the closeness that Twitter and tweet have to a certain impolite slang term for a part of the female anatomy is one of the biggest white elephants in the room when referring to Twitter. We're surprised someone hasn't made the joke sooner.

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Computers, Celebrities

Colbert Blogs About Twittering, Introduces 'Simul-Tubing'



While many Americans tuned into those glum ol' news networks Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart dished out an entertaining -- if not absurd -- night of election coverage, as is shown in this clip on ValleyWag.

With a finger always on the heartbeat of young America, Colbert ran a multi-layered digital media assault from his seat behind the news desk. At one point during the evening, in a flurry of digital-age journalism, he informed the cable television audience that he would be blogging about Twittering. He even introduces a brand new news medium: Simul-Tubing (again, you'll have to watch the video to find out what that is).

If we wanted, we could probably look at this clip as commentary on the circuitousness (and mindlessness) of contemporary media, one media form's copy just being a reiteration of, or reference to, another media form's copy.

We could do that. But we'd rather just laugh. [From: ValleyWag.com]

Celebrities, TV, iPhone

Stephen Colbert Scores an iPhone 3G, Uses 'Sex and the City' Ringtone?




As members of the Colbert Nation are already helplessly aware, Stephen has upgraded his bad self with a sweet new black iPhone 3G. (Let's just hope his doesn't crash and burn -- we wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that rant.)

But perhaps more importantly, do you know where he gets his ringtone? Here's a hint: it comes from a television show starring single, skinny, coffee-swilling women in New York City, was made into a feature film, and rhymes with 'Sex and the City.'

Welcome to iColbert. The ladies, they can't help but swoon. [From: Geek Sugar]

Audio/Video, Video Games, Celebrities

Rush Plays 'Tom Sawyer' on Rock Band, Fails


What more is there to say? Rush tries to get down with 'Rock Band' backstage at the 'Colbert Report.' The results are simultaneously hilarious and sad as the legendary Canadian rockers struggle to keep up with their own hit single. Of course, this confirms what we and Slash of Guns N' Roses have been saying all along, 'Guitar Hero' and 'Rock Band' are nothing like the real thing. [Source: Boing Boing]

Computers, TV

Stephen Colbert Given "Webby Person of the Year" Award


For quite some time, if you Googled "Greatest Living American" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" you'd be redirected to faux-pundit Stephen Colbert's page. Colbert achieved that status thanks to asking his legion of fans to "Google Bomb" his name with that term, posting it everywhere possible to increase his ratings. He no longer has that honor, thanks to another would-be who is bribing people with free software if they link to him instead, but Colbert has had an undeniable presence online, and now he's getting some official recognition from the Webby awards.

The Webbys Awards is an annual celebration of online culture; an Oscar for the Internet, if you will. Colbert is to be given the Webby Person of the Year award, granted, because of his skillful use (or exploitation) of the Web. In addition to Google Bombing, Colbert dominated his own Wikipedia page and managed to get thousands to donate at DonorsChoose.org.

Other winners this year include a lifetime achievement award for David Bowie, while Flickr's hardcore fanbase won the Community award. And, in the Weird category, the winner is our favorite LOLCat hub, I Can Has Cheezburger. [Source: Webby Awards via CNN]

TV, YouTube

Google Asks Colbert and Stewart to Testify



In what promises to be the most entertaining court trial since 'My Cousin Vinny,' Google is throwing down a challenge to Viacom, which is suing the search company cum omnipresence to the tune of $1 billion for copyright infringement. The challenge: Google wants two of Viacom's best known personalities -- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert -- to give depositions.

Before Viacom and YouTube ever dealt with each other officially, Stewart's 'Daily Show' and Colbert's 'Colbert Report' were among the most popular videos on YouTube. When the two sides initially agreed to syndicate content in October 2006, the two programs were included in the deal (that is until February, when Viacom demanded that all content to be removed from the site). And, fans of Colbert will remember that last year, he challenged his fans to make him a viral video star when he swung a lightsaber around in front of a green screen so that users could drop in their own backgrounds and edit together custom clips. Becoming a viral video star might be a little difficult without YouTube, now wouldn't it?

In addition to the two comedians, Google also requested depositions from some 30 others, including Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone and CEO Philippe Dauman. Whether the two comedians will actually be deposed is unlikely. Viacom is sure to attempt a block of the depositions, claiming that any testimony Stewart or Colbert could provide would be irrelevant to the case.

But, you never know. And if they do testify, here's to hoping the judge allows video cameras in the courtroom, because this will be huge ... on YouTube.

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