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God-Friendly 'Guitar Hero' Clone Gets Shown Off


Oh man... we were excited when we first heard about 'Guitar Praise,' but now that we've seen the three-minute over-explanatory trailer, we might just buy two copies, just in case one isn't enough to get us heathens past St. Peter.

The 'Guitar Hero' clone features songs from Christian Rock acts like Day of Fire and Family Force 5 (What!? no Stryper?), as well as a wireless controller that lets you "shred the riffs and thump the bass." And if you were wondering what to do while you wait for your turn, the trailer lets you know that you can sing along. Exciting!

We really hope that other religions get in on the guitar-based rhythm game fad soon. We're really excited to rock out to 'Hava Nagila.' [From: Joystiq]

'Guitar Praise' Lets You Jam to Jesus

Rock Out With Your Cock Out... For Jesus!
We're not exactly sure why those crazy Christians need to make Jesus-centric versions of everything in sight. Talking Jesus Dolls; preachy, porno-free YouTube clones; cross shaped music players; they just can't leave anything alone.

So it came as no surprise when we heard the people who thought 'Dance Dance Revolution' wasn't godly enough were releasing 'Guitar Praise: Solid Rock.' We're pretty sure you can guess what it is, but let us spell it out for you: 'Guitar Praise' is a 'Guitar Hero' clone, filled with (wait for it...) Christian rock tunes. Hallelujah!

As if 'Guitar Hero' wasn't frustrating enough before now you can try and jam along with songs from bands you've never heard of, like Skillet, Day of Fire, and Family Force 5.

$99.95 nets you the PC and Mac compatible game along with a plastic wireless guitar controller, and of course eternal salvation. [From: Boing Boing]

Talking Jesus Dolls Save Kids from Fire, Brimstone?



Evangelist Mums will love little Paul and Maria's new best friend, the Talking Tales of Glory Jesus Doll. Instead of babbling secular tales of Mudblups and potatoes, á la Teddy Ruxpin and Talking Alf, the Christian BFF spouts biblical verse, psalms, salvation! The doll's peddlers claim that its divine powers can "create a personal connection with Jesus." Take that to your Barbie!

Instead of sticking chewing gum in lil' sis' hair and dropping stinkbombs on the neighbors porch, little kids can now spend their days listening to the doll's sermons and advice: "Love others as much as you love yourself." Sound like fun?

Priced at only $19.95, doll-Jesus comes comes complete with "authentic linen robes," a "coarse shawl" and biblical sandals. Cross and nails not included. [Source: [Buytalkingjesus, via BoingBoing]

Man Drives 40 Hours to Stalk 15 Year-Old Girl He Met Online in Halo

Religious Nut Stalks and Threatens 15 Year Old Halo Companion
We joke about how gaming, especially online first person shooters (in this case 'Halo'), are the domain of basement dwelling uber-dorks and sociopaths. Sadly every once in a while someone has to go and do something that gives the entire online gaming community a bad name.

The emotionally unbalanced loon in question this time is Joshua Stetar. Stetar, 20, was arrested last week in Spokane, Washington, for stalking and harassing a 15 year-old girl and her 6 year-old sister he met online playing 'Halo'. Stetar drove 40 hours, nonstop, across country from his home in Granville, New York, to sit outside the young girls' house and threatened, via text message, to rape her and her sister.

Terrifyingly enough, this was not the first encounter with Stetar that clearly crossed the line. Stetar sent flowers to the jailbait gamer several times over a one-year period and flooded her cell phone with hundreds of text messages. Stetar even flew to Spokane in October to stake out her house.

Apparently Stetar, whose MySpace page is packed to the brim with Bible quotes and homophobic rants, missed the lesson in Sunday school where they explained that stalking, harassing, and raping little girls would not be considered the right thing to do.

The other question here, however, is how Stetar acquired the girl's address and cell phone number. We have to guess she gave that info to him before she knew he was a little less-than stable, but this all proves one thing: Watch who your kids are gaming with online.

From the Times Union

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