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Ropid, the Dancing Humanoid Robot: Creepy or Cute?

Yesterday, our pals over at Engadget reported on Ropid, the humanoid robot that proudly parades around, runs in place, and hops a quarter of its own height (video above). Today, more videos emerged of the little guy, and some of the Switched staff was torn. Some of us were horrified, especially after seeing earlier in the week the Army-produced, disembodied pair of legs that can run in place and clearly points to a robot (r)evolution. Others saw the big eyes and rotating torso (which help with balance), and became charmed by the pint-sized, enthusiastically accommodating bot. We took an office poll, but be sure to chime in with your own comments. Ropid: Adorable droid or creepy computerized terror?
  • Thomas H: "Creepy. Imagine waking up with that standing next to you, dancing a horrible jig."
  • Terrence: "Creepy. It's subservience makes me uncomfortable. I know it's only a robot, but when someone asks you to jump you don't just nod and do it."
  • Leila: "Adorable. Look at those big eyes. It's like Pinocchio, but without the lying."
  • Lee: "Good Lord. Consider this my notice. If you need me, I'll be in my heavily fortified lean-to, deep in the woods." Guess that's creepy, right, Lee?
  • Warren: "Adorable for a few seconds... until it starts goose stepping."
  • Matt Z.: "Creepy. Behind those saucer-sized eyes is a droid waiting to jump adorably on your corpse."
  • Josh F. (Executive Producer): "Totally cute."

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Self-Taught Einstein Bot Learns to Smile



In another step towards self-awareness, researchers at University of California, San Diego have developed a robot that teaches itself facial expressions. The realistic Einstein bot formerly required individually programmed facial movements, but through a trial-and-error technique UCSD has dubbed 'body babble,' the AI experiments with its mug until it achieves a real expression.

Linked to facial recognition software, each time robo-Einstein experimented with a position that was an actual expression, it received positive feedback. Next time it 'body babbled,' its motors had a bias towards already established emotional displays, and a type of experimental learning evolved through the bots random movements.

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Computer Hijackings Increase by 50% in 2008

Computer Hijackings Increase by 50 Percent in 2008

There are plenty of malicious programs that can do plenty of nasty things to plenty of computers, but, far and away, the most common type of attack results in what is known as a zombie. A zombie is a hijacked computer that can be remote-controlled by the attacker and made to do his or her bidding. According to a recent study by security firm McAffee, there were 50-percent more zombie computers on the Internet in 2008 than there were the year previous.

The report goes on to state that a frightening 18-percent of all computers in the U.S. are infected, meaning that, almost certainly, one of the computers you use (or one of the computers your friends use) is infected. Largely responsible are malicious programs like Conficker that trick users into installing or running them and then run in the background, responding to signals sent out by zombie ringleaders. Some can exploit flaws in an application's security, injecting themselves into your computer without your ever having prompted them.

To avoid being a sad statistic, always keep your computer up to date, and always, always, run a virus scanner. [From: BBC News]

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Malicious Infection Turns Your Computer Into a Spam-Sending 'Bot

The newest trend in Internet infection is growing at an alarming rate, according to Breach Security Lab's recently released Web Hacking Incidents Database (WHID) 2008 Annual Report. The attack is called an SQL injection and it works by corrupting the database layer of a Web site. This type of attack, once thought nearly obsolete due to the legwork required of the hacker, was resurrected when the hacking community began automating the process last June, allowing for a 300-percent increase in SQL injections in 2008.

The exploit essentially opens the infected site up to the hacker's whims. Once they gain control, they can install malware ranging from data stealers to viral spam. If you click on an exploited link and become infected, your secure information is compromised and your PC becomes susceptible to control by the infection, acting as a bot to help spread spam and deliver more infections to other computers. This means that infections can have near exponential growth; alarming, since some 500,000 sites have been infected, including government Web sites like the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's.

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U.K. Recruits Robots to Root Out Stowaways at Border


It looks like attempts to sneak across the border into Britain could soon become a battle of humans versus the machines, as the country's border guards have now recruited some robots normally used in warzones to help root out folks trying to smuggle themselves into the country.

Developed by BAE Systems, the so-called "Hero" bots are equipped with searchlights and high-resolution video cameras that let it search the inside and undersides of vehicles, and they could potentially be outfitted with heartbeat detectors as well, or even sensors to detect chemical, biological, radiological or nuclear materials being smuggled into the country.

While it's apparently only been tested in one location so far, the Border Agency seems to be all but sold on the bot, and it's now looking at rolling 'em out to other locations in the country. No word if they have any plans to employ BAE's spider bots, though. [Source: Telegraph via Danger Room, image courtesy of BAE Systems]

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MSN Messenger 'Santa' Accidentally Spews Sex Talk to Minors



We always thought there was something off about a fat, red-faced guy, who gave kids gifts for just "being good," and took to sitting the good boys and girls on his lap. This week some other people started realizing that maybe good ol' Saint Nick has a few screws loose -- including those who tried to speak to Santa via his northpole@live.com address on MSN Messenger. It seems the Microsoft run chat bot really loves talking to kids about fellatio and being high.

The offending lines were prompted by seemingly innocent phrases. Merely typing in "pizza" would often lead to Santa saying "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else..." The UK site The Register, which received a reader tip and decided to see if the glitch was indeed for real, even got old Saint Nick to call one of its writers a "dirty bastard." All you have to do is say the word "cake" and the jolly fat guy gets all high and mighty, "You don't need drugs when you're high on life!" Preachy, preachy... and highly inappropriate when IM-loving minors are talking to someone they think is Santa Claus.

Here's the full transcript from The Register's conversation of Dirty Rotten Santa:

"El Reg says: pizza (pi)

Santa says: Yum! What do you want for Christmas, El Reg?

El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat so much! You are quite large!

Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg?

El Reg says: Maybe you shouldn't eat it?

Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!

El Reg says: Eat it

Santa says: No thank you. I don't eat things!

El Reg says: Eat it

Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it!

El Reg says: Eat it

Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...

El Reg says: You dirty bastard!

Santa says: I think you're dirty bastard."


Sadly, those of us who may want to check out this dirty rotten Santa bot ourselves are out of luck. Microsoft took away Santa's screen name and Live address, and issued an apology. The programmer who put the offending code in the bot is still at large, but he or she will surenly be out of a job if Microsoft ever gets wise about the whole thing.

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