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5 Most Boring Video Games Ever

Since the dawn of the Atari, developers have striven for realistic gaming: titles that mimic real-world situations. Problem is, not everyone's life is like Solid Snake's, and sometimes replicating virtual reality gets a tad too realistic. For every pulse-pounding 'Grand Theft Auto' or mind-expanding 'Katamari,' there are yawn-inducing titles like 'Walk It Out.' Games are for escapism, we say, not for reenacting the monotony we experience when we put the controllers down.

Last week, Kotaku wrote about Konami's new 'Walk It Out' title, a game that is about, well, walking. (To be fair, players do have to walk to a rhythm.) With a soundtrack of over 100 songs, Konami is trying to ensure that pretending to amble around the world is more fun than actually going for a walk -- which, hopefully, individuals would prefer to passing through pixelated parks.

Congrats to Konami for utilizing the fitness aspect of the Wii, but going for a stroll feels awfully boring. While the first major video game depicted nothing but a paddle and a ball, creators still prove that everyday, mundane activities make it onto the shelves more often than we'd like. Here's a look at some of the most boring, too-realistic, pointless video games we've played.

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"Complete Privacy Does Not Exist," Says Google

Google Says

You may remember in April when we reported that the Boring family was suing Google over images of their home appearing in Google Map's Street View. Now, Google has filed its brief with the court that is basically legalese for "you've got to be kidding me."

The main thrust of Google's argument is that "complete privacy does not exist" because of technology. The search giant countered the Boring's claim of invasion of privacy by stating that the family "lives in a residential community in the twenty-first-century United States, where every step upon private property is not deemed by law to be an actionable trespass... Today's satellite-image technology means that even in today's desert, complete privacy does not exist. In any event, Plaintiffs live far from the desert and are far from hermits."

The dismissive and frankly cocky nature of Google's may put some off, but we can't help but agree with them. Photos of the outside of a home hardly constitutes an invasion of privacy, especially if more detailed photos are already available on a public county Web site. [Source: The Smoking Gun]

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Couple Sues Google Over Street View of Its House

Couple Sues Google Over Street View of Their House

We are all in agreement, Google Street View is freaking creepy, but is it lawsuit worthy? Aaron C. and Christine A. Boring (yes, their real names) are suing Google because images of their home appear on Google Maps' Street View. According to the Boring suit filed in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, Oakridge Lane is a private road and the "reckless conduct" of Google has "exposed plaintiff's private information to the public."

Never mind that there is clearly no Private Road sign at the beginning of Oakridge Lane when viewing it in Google Maps Street View, or that photos of the Boring home, its approximate value, taxes paid, and details of the internal structure are all available on the Allegheny County Web site.

All of that is even completely irrelevant, since taking photographs of homes from public streets is clearly protected by the First Amendment. Just ask Barbara Streisand who sued an aerial mapping company for including photographs of her home in its products. Streisand lost that suit and was forced to pay the companies legal fees.

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Video Games Are Too Boring, Says EA

EA Chief Says Video Games Are BoringAs a general rule, you don't want to insult the product you're trying to sell ... but don't try to tell that to John Riccitiello, CEO of video game factory Electronic Arts. Riccitiello is quoted in the Wall Street Journal as saying that most video games are boring and that companies need to do more to appeal to the casual gamer. "We're boring people to death and making games that are harder and harder to play."

The comments come just shortly ahead of this week's E3 video game conference where video game makers are able to show off, hock their wares and generally pat themselves on the back. Riccitiello complained not only about the difficulty of games, but about the sameness. He charged that game makers roll out sequels to games without adding or improving on the original formula.

Given that EA is the largest game publisher in the world, perhaps it and its new game hating CEO can lead a video game revolution.

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