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Lullabelly MP3-Player Belt Brings Tunes to the Womb


It's never too early to set off on the road to Overbearing Parenthood. But before you buy the tennis racquet, book the violin lessons, download college applications, or even order the complete 'Baby Einstein' collection, you might want to start with something even more basic, intuitive, and natural... like blasting music into your unborn baby's brain.

A new product called the Lullabelly allows expecting, (over)eager mothers to do just that by strapping an MP3 player tightly to their stomachs. Think of it as an in utero iTunes. With nothing more than the special Lullabelly belt and the requisite music player, pregnant women everywhere will now be able to create their own prenatal concert hall, undoubtedly guaranteeing that their child will, indeed, be a genius. Available in the soothing, brain-building shades of pink, green, or blue polka dot (created, presumably, with the future Liberace market in mind), the Lullabelly features volume control, a detachable speaker, and a handy little pocket to hold the player.

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Man Uses Linux and CD Tray to Rock Baby to Sleep


Parents of newborns sometimes devise ingenious MacGyver-esque devices to keep their babies entertained, or to, more importantly, soothe them to sleep. One inventive techie, who goes by the YouTube handle macjonesnz, has created a ridiculously inexpensive self-rocking chair using only his computer and a piece of string.

The creative parent, using Ubuntu Linux, wrote a program commanding his CD-ROM tray to repeatedly eject and then pull back in. Connecting the tray to his baby's car seat with a piece of string, macjonesnz effectively created a continuous baby-rocker. As the video clearly demonstrates, Baby Charlotte v1.0 is resting peacefully -- and for a fraction of the price of some other non-traditional baby toys. [From: macjonesnz, via Neatorama]

Web

Woman Falls Victim to Man's Baby Fetish, Via Craigslist


After hearing this story, many folks will never again look for jobs on Craigslist. A kind-hearted woman looking to make an extra buck was duped into playing along with a man's fetish.

According to a report by Florida's WKMG last month, Janet Schulte, of Melbourne, Florida, answered an ad on the classifieds site to care for a man's older brother who supposedly had a "diminished mental capacity." Schulte took the job and went to work -- feeding the man with a baby bottle and changing his adult diapers. Every time she asked to meet the disabled man's brother, she was given an excuse. When Schulte's weekly $600 payments started arriving late, she and her husband looked into the situation.

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Woman Auctions Off Baby's Name on eBay


Providing further evidence that nothing is, in fact, sacred, Lavonne Drummond, a single mother of six in Arkansas, has decided to auction off the right to name her forthcoming baby on eBay.

"You can name him annything [sic] like after a loved one, a departed one, or any great boy name!" reads the auction listing. "I have no job or any source of income so my sister pays for my rent, my phone bill, water bill, gas bill, ALL MY BILLS. And our car is on the last leg of its life." To get a new car, Drummond hopes to get "around 20-25 thousound" dollars. Presumably, that will also help her pay for a spell-checker for her next eBay listing.

Remarkably, at the time of this writing, the auction had 72 bids, with the highest bid standing at $2,700 (still with two days remaining in the auction). And while we're sure she needs the money and do feel sorry that her husband left her, we also have a tip for Ms. Drummond: EASE UP ON MAKING BABIES.

Just a thought. [From: eBay, via Buzzfeed]

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12 Essential Parenting Gadgets



Let's face it. Parenting is a decidedly low-tech job. But that doesn't mean you can't enlist some high-tech help to get you through that exhaustion and nervousness. To cut through the clutter, we've put together a list of gadgets to help parents survive the rough patches and better enjoy the precious moments.

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Baby Monitor Translates Cries for Parents Who Just Want to Understand

New Baby Monitor Translates Cries
Now that the gadget hordes have conquered the task of translating dogs' barks into something human understand, it's time to move on to that other frustrating non-speaker in your life, your baby.

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer (which we can only assume was inspired by a particular 'Simpsons' episode) uses something called "advanced frequency analysis technology" to translate all that crying and wailing into icons (smiley face = hungry, frowny face = bored, etc) on an LCD screen that explain what your baby is allegedly feeling. There is a handy guide on the side of course that will help you decipher if your child is hungry, tired, stressed, etc...

The Baby Analyzer is available from Think Geek for $99.99.

Now all we need is a device that will help us decipher what our pre-teen nieces are always carrying on about. [From: Walyou]

Celebrities, Web, Social Networking

Lance Armstong Introduces New Son Via Twitter

Lance Armstong Introduces New Son Via Twitter

Who needs press conferences when you've got Twitter? Apparently not Lance Armstrong. The avid Twitter user, who keeps in touch with fans and shares the more mundane details of his life via the social networking service, used it last week to announce the birth of his fourth child, Max.

Late Thursday night, Armstrong posted the message, which read: "Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!" He also included a link to a photo of his new son, which you can see above. Daddy Armstrong was also quick to set up an account for little @maxarmstrong1, who is already tweeting about life outside the womb.

We're sure baby Max is actually quite adorable in person, but looking at the photo we have two pieces of advice for Lance; don't get it wet and don't feed it after midnight. [From: Newsvine]

Cell Phones

Parents Using Smartphones as Modern Day Rattles



Advances in technology have enabled humanity to achieve all sorts of amazing feats (landing on the moon, debasing oneself on YouTube, etc). Despite our long list of collective accomplishments, a new trick that's being employed by tech savvy parents might just take the cake.

According to USA Today, creative (or desperate) parents are transforming their cell phones into mobile-baby-hushers. Parents are using rattle apps for the iPhone to soothe cranky kids, white noise apps to keep 'em quiet, and even good 'ol e-mail apps to keep them entertained. Jenny Reeves, a mother in San Antonio, Texas, lets her boys play with her BlackBerry. She told USA Today, "It's almost as good as lollipops."

The portability of cell phones lets parents provide much needed on-the-go entertainment at any time. Whether it's a rattle app or a full-fledged word game, mobile phones have proven themselves useful to a new generation of parents that will surely accept all the help they can get. [From: USA Today]

Web

Man Delivers Baby With Help of the Internet


There is nothing you can't learn how to do with the Internet. We learned how to make red velvet cupcakes online, and, apparently, Google has given the Iranian government some helpful hints in building nuclear weapons. That's why we weren't too surprised by the story of Jordan Peck, a man who helped his wife deliver their baby by following instructions from the Web.

Due to recent flooding in North Dakota, Peck and his wife Natalie were trapped in their home when Natalie went into labor. Paramedics had no way of reaching the couple because roads were impassable due to high waters. Though initially reluctant to perform the task, Jordan relented and, pulling up Google, prepared himself to catch his offspring as Natalie popped out their first child.

Natalie, Jordan and the baby, who are all safe and sound, have left their home for the safety of dry land.

You know, we do need a root canal and don't currently have any dental coverage. Think Google could show us how to do it ourselves? [From: CNN]

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Creepy BabyMaker3000 Actually Being Used to Make Virtual Babies



As we inch ever closer to a future in which our babies are exactly what we want them to be, German car manufacturer Volkswagen has put together a nifty little preview in the form of a promotional Web app. Just upload pictures of yourself and your loved one (or celebrities who you've never met), set the key points (eyes, mouth, nose, etc..), and watch the magic unfold.

According to VW's PR team, the BabyMaker3000 has brought 314,384 digital babies into the world since going live a month ago -- surpassing the number of real babies born in the U.S. during a comparable timeframe (295,075). An estimated half million visitors have checked out the site, a pretty mind-boggling number that probably says something about our desire for this type of technology in the real world.

In case you were wondering, the above virtual baby belongs to one Barack Obama and one newly divorced baby mama, Madonna. We're naming him Barack Hussein Madonna-Obama-Rama, and no, you can't take his photograph, filthy paparazzi. [From: VW.com]

Computers

World's First 'Modern' Computer Turns 60



It was 60 years ago that the first modern computer -- at least according to some -- was born in a lab in Manchester, England. The Small Scale Experimental Machine, or Baby, as it was affectionately known, was the first truly reprogrammable computer that had an analog for RAM. Unlike its predecessors, the ENIAC and Colossus, Baby could accomplish a variety of tasks by inputting different instructions "right out of the box," so to speak (ENIAC and Colossus could theoretically serve multiple uses, but only after several days or weeks of complex rewiring). Baby was the first general purpose computer as we've come to understand the term.

It first successfully completed a set on instructions on June 21, 1948, calculating the highest factor of a prime number, which would be 1.

By todays standards, Baby was absurdly primitive, its CRT memory unit could store a total of 1024 bits of information, with less power than a modern pocket calculator (it could take around an hour to do simple tasks). By contrast even bargain basement PCs today come with 1 gigabyte of memory, or 8 billion bits.

Baby was the immediate precursor of the Manchester Mark I and the Ferranti Mark I, the first commercially available computer. A working replica of Baby is on display at the Museum of Science and Industry in Manchester. [Source: BBC]

Computers, MySpace

21% Of Babies Have Social Network Profiles

21% Of Babies Have Social Network Profiles, More Friends than YouChances are you're starting to tire of the whole social networking scene. If so, you're not alone. Finding and connecting with friends was fun at first, but before long the whole experience just turns into kooky pictures of people you still don't keep in touch with. That said, there are still plenty of people out there who are new to the social networking scene -- very, very new.

A survey from research firm Orange claims that 21% of babies have their own pages on social networking sites like Facebook or MySpace. The pages were created by their parents who use them as a way to post pictures and stories to share those defining babyhood moments with all their friends -- friends who can post comments like "Awww!" and "How cute!" every now and again.

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