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Baby Monitor Translates Cries for Parents Who Just Want to Understand

New Baby Monitor Translates Cries
Now that the gadget hordes have conquered the task of translating dogs' barks into something human understand, it's time to move on to that other frustrating non-speaker in your life, your baby.

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer (which we can only assume was inspired by a particular 'Simpsons' episode) uses something called "advanced frequency analysis technology" to translate all that crying and wailing into icons (smiley face = hungry, frowny face = bored, etc) on an LCD screen that explain what your baby is allegedly feeling. There is a handy guide on the side of course that will help you decipher if your child is hungry, tired, stressed, etc...

The Baby Analyzer is available from Think Geek for $99.99.

Now all we need is a device that will help us decipher what our pre-teen nieces are always carrying on about. [From: Walyou]

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Parents Using Smartphones as Modern Day Rattles



Advances in technology have enabled humanity to achieve all sorts of amazing feats (landing on the moon, debasing oneself on YouTube, etc). Despite our long list of collective accomplishments, a new trick that's being employed by tech savvy parents might just take the cake.

According to USA Today, creative (or desperate) parents are transforming their cell phones into mobile-baby-hushers. Parents are using rattle apps for the iPhone to soothe cranky kids, white noise apps to keep 'em quiet, and even good 'ol e-mail apps to keep them entertained. Jenny Reeves, a mother in San Antonio, Texas, lets her boys play with her BlackBerry. She told USA Today, "It's almost as good as lollipops."

The portability of cell phones lets parents provide much needed on-the-go entertainment at any time. Whether it's a rattle app or a full-fledged word game, mobile phones have proven themselves useful to a new generation of parents that will surely accept all the help they can get. [From: USA Today]

iPhone, Mobile Phones

Baby Shaking iPhone App: Fun, If You're a Psycopath


In the ever-expanding iPhone app store, there are some helpful, fun and downright awesome sources of information and entertainment. That said, every so often an app shows up that makes us wonder what the hell the people at Apple were thinking (if they were, in fact, thinking when they approved it).

We are speaking, of course, about the now infamous 'Baby Shaker' app that went on sale Monday, according to TechCrunch and the Telegraph. The app allows users to, you guessed it, shake a crying baby to death (you know the baby is dead because when she stops crying two red X's cover her eyes). Simply shake the phone as hard as you can, and the stupid baby shuts up.

The application, created by San Francisco-based company Sikilasoft, has already been pulled, but the fact that it ever gained approval leaves us dumbfounded. We are all for creative entertainment, and for pushing boundaries, but this is ridiculous. Get it together, Apple. [From: TechCrunch and The Telegraph]

[UPDATE: In a rare backpedal by Apple, the company has issued a public apology, stating that the "application was deeply offensive and should not have been approved for distribution on the App Store." Check out Cnet to read the full apology.]

Computers

Parents Twittering and Facebook-Updating For Their Tots


Social networks are becoming a bit passe. Sure, MySpace and Facebook are still growing, but that growth is slowing, despite the two networks still having half the world's Internet users out there to recruit. That the FBI and CIA are getting in on the action shows how mainstream (and tired) friending has become. Even so, according to the New York Times, it looks like social-networking still has a new, hot market just waiting to be exploited: toddlers.

Moms and dads who may be a bit bored with posting status updates for themselves on their Facebook pages are finding the joys of doing the same for their young'uns, who are usually far too young to think of a computer as anything other than a box they aren't allowed to play in. Baby networks like Totspot are popping up everywhere, and they're the modern equivalent of showing wallet-sized pics of your offspring to anyone who will look (though, at least in this case, we can just choose not to click). Some folks who spoke to the Times find the trend a bit disturbing, as these networks haven't always been the most secure things. We're not so worried about that, though -- we just think it's all a bit odd. [From: The New York Times]

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