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Zoo Replaces Dead Polar Bears With Animatronic Ones, Shatters Dreams

What's the story, Missouri? All the rest of the states enjoy technology. We surf on the Facebook, and send the textings, and play 'The World of the Warcraft,' and so forth. And you know what? We have fun with it. But you -- you, Missouri -- you have to go and pee on our parade, don't you? You have to take technology and make it evil.

Well, Mizzou, we've had enough. We don't know what's more disturbing: the Post-Dispatch's report that the St. Louis Zoo has replaced its deceased polar bears with animatronic ones, or that the paper didn't deem it worthy of any further mention than the above photograph and caption. Or, rather, the above photograph and half-caption: "James Williams positions an electronic polar bear Thursday at the St. Louis Zoo. James Trogolo Co. sells holiday decorations." Allow us to offer this as an alternative: "James Williams installs an electronic polar bear at the St. Louis Zoo, disinstalls magic from children's lives, ruins Christmas and holidays for all of St. Louis." In the spirit of the great Abraham J. Simpson, may we say: for shame, Missouri. For shame. [From: St. Louis Post-Dispatch, via: Riverfront Times]

Computers

Large Hadron Collider Clogged by Bird's Baguette Bomb

Every now and then, something will randomly fall out of the sky into an extremely insular environment, and chaos and confusion will erupt. Those consequences, as Chicken Little will tell you, can be devastating.

Something along those lines recently happened at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) when a bird dropped a baguette on the giant particle accelerator as it was flying overhead, nearly shutting the whole thing down in the process. The Register reports that the LHC, located at CERN laboratories in Switzerland, saw temperatures in parts of its accelerator circuits rise rapidly as a result of this baguette-bombing bird. (We're gonna go out on a limb and guess it was French.) Luckily, the LHC wasn't in operation, because if it had been, the incident would've likely suspended all further activity. Dr. Mike Lamont, who works in the CERN control center, reassured everyone that the LHC's safety net would have been strong enough to withstand the attack, especially in light of its significant upgrade in September.

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Video Games

Controller-Chewing Dog Spends Money on Xbox Live

When you adopt a dog, you expect to drop some cash on things like food, visits to the vet, and maybe chew toys. But one man's best friend drained his bank account in an unexpected way.

According to Kotaku, a man named Greg says his one-year-old dog, Oscar, purchased 5,000 points on his Xbox Live account, totaling $62.50, while the owner slept in the next room. Somehow, the lab/hound mix (pictured above) managed to spend the money simply by chewing on the plastic controller. Greg says he woke up the next morning to read an e-mail confirming his purchase. After initially being angry, he just laughed it off. Instead of pleading with Microsoft for a refund, he just decided to purchase some new video games and a replacement controller with the points.

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Computers

Terrifying Robotic Cockroach Survives Eight-Story Fall

The world of robotics is awash in nature-inspired cybernetic creatures -- bees, spiders, fish. But none have been so creepy as the DASH, or the Dynamic Autonomous Sprawled Hexapod. For those keeping score, that's a fancy way of saying "robotic cockroach."

The DASH was built by a team at the University of California Berkeley and mimics nature's nastiest little survivor in almost every way. Its six flexible legs allow it to move at astonishing speeds and climb over objects taller than itself. It's made out of little more than laminated cardboard, meaning a small swarm of these could be produced quickly and inexpensively. And even more amazing, the thing's nearly indestructible. The video (after the break) shows it being dropped eight stories, getting right back up, and going on its merry way.

As impressive as this little bot is, we're still creeped out watching it scurry across the floor in the video. We'll take the bar-tending robot over this thing any day. [From: Gizmodo]

Deputies Take Down Escaped Emu With Taser, Handcuffs


Last Friday, sheriff's deputies in Scott County, Mississippi began hearing reports of two escaped emus terrorizing (okay, maybe not terrorizing) the area around the small city of Forest. Unable to find the flightless felons, deputies continued to field calls over the weekend, until finally this past Sunday, they located one of the winged renegades where it was weaving through traffic on Interstate 20. Seeing as it's safe to assume the bird-brained critter wasn't hearing any sense, officers were forced to use a Taser, later slapping handcuffs on the fallen fowl. (Be sure to check out the UPI link's Related Stories section, which provides a glimpse into the world of Deep South emu escapades.)

While trying to locate the emus' owner and the other emu, officials will be keeping the incarcerated bird at the Scott County Forest Coliseum. Since a quick Google search yields links to only two Mississippi emu farms, and since one of them lies only 40-odd miles east of Forest, in Meridian, we think we just might have their answer. You can send the reward to Switched, officers. [From: UPI]

Web, Social Networking

Ugandan Gorillas Bring Tweeting, Poking to Animal Kingdom


Some new faces are set to hit Facebook and Twitter, and they're not your average social network users, either. With hopes that folks will go 'bananas' over the idea, the Uganda Wildlife Authority created Facebook and Twitter accounts for some of the mountain gorillas in Bwindi Impenetrable National Park. According to USA Today, animal lovers around the world can visit FriendAGorilla.org, or either of the sites previously mentioned, and donate as little as $1 to 'friend' and 'follow' one of these endangered animals. After donating, you can watch videos, look at photos, and keep track of your gorilla buddy's location via GPS. Next year, online fans will even be able to take part in a 'virtual trek,' made possible by guides wearing cameras on their heads.

Apparently, the lives of gorillas are a lot like soap operas. "They've got births, fights, love triangles and quarrels," says Tom Slater, an advertising executive working on the campaign. That makes us wonder: When will one gorilla find out that her ape Lothario is actually her long-lost son? Now, that'd be worth paying $1 to watch. [From: USA Today and Friend a Gorilla]

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Pigeon Beats ISP in 60-Mile Data Delivery Race

Last week, in an epic showdown between nature and technology, science barely edged out Mother Earth to claim global supremacy. And, reportedly, it only took a lonely carrier pigeon in South Africa two hours to even the odds.

According to BBC reports, an exasperated employee for Durban's Unlimited IT spurred the pigeon to action after the man frustratingly mentioned that data transmission "would be faster by carrier pigeon" than with Internet provider Telkom's DSL service. The Unlimited team drafted Winston the pigeon to test the statement, so they dispatched him, with a 4 GB memory stick, on a 60-mile race against technology.

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Computers

Virtual Reality Exhibit Gives You Animal Senses


The 36th annual Siggraph conference, which celebrates "computer graphics and interactive techniques," hit New Orleans last week with exhibits ranging from animation workshops to displays of 'emerging technologies' like the Pull-Navi ear-navigator. One of the more intriguing exhibits, presented by Texas A&M University's (A&M) visualization department, featured a "deep immersion," virtual-reality demonstration, through which people could experience the visceral life of an animal.

Surround sound and a semicircle of five large projection screens allowed guests to vicariously experience a bird's ultraviolet vision, a whale's ultra-low-frequency hearing, and various other animals' senses. Carol LaFayette, the A&M team leader, said the group hopes to expand the exhibit in the future and plans to create methods of mimicking mysterious and wholly unfamiliar senses, such as a shark's "ability to sense electric fields."

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South Korea Clones Drug-Sniffing Dogs


While Kim Jong-il continues to lead North Korea like a hyperactive preschooler whose parents can't find his Ritalin, South Korea is knocking off designer handbags, churning out electronics like nobody's business, and now, according to USA Today, using cloned, drug-sniffing dogs to patrol its airports.

Unlike the U.S. (where German Shepherds get to sniff all the drugs), South Korea has put six genetic duplicates of a highly capable Labrador Retriever to work at three customs checkpoints -- not including the one at Incheon, the country's primary international airport. The Korea Customs Service says that using clones could help reduce costs when it comes to finding capable drug-sniffing dogs; only an approximate three of 10 naturally born, agency-trained dogs are up to snuff.

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World's First Bionic Gosling

What's good for the goose is good for the... well, everyone. When a two-week-old gosling with a broken leg was brought into Tiggywinkles (yes, we are serious) Animal Hospital in Buckinghamshire, England, the attending veterinarians couldn't bring themselves to euthanize her.

Instead, they decided to outfit the goose with a bionic leg -- a first for geese according to the Telegraph (though falcons and condors have already received similar operations). After fitting the little lady, whose name is Betty, with a leg brace, the doctors rejoiced as she soon thereafter began waddling again. Hoping to return her to the wild within the next month, doctors are just pleased to have made Betty the Goose newly bionic. [From: Telegraph.co.uk]

Audio/Video

Dog Sniffs Out 35,000 Pirated DVDs

The most powerful weapon to have recently emerged against the high-tech, big-money industry of DVD piracy comes in an unlikely package: knee-high, four-legged, and covered with black hair.

Wednesday, according to the AFP, the worldwide arm of the Motion Picture Association of America (called, simply, the Motion Picture Association) announced that 35,000 pirated discs had recently been located in several Malaysian warehouses -- by none other than a black lab named Paddy. Trained to sniff out chemicals integral to the bootleg discs, Paddy was given to the Malaysian government by the trade association, itself. Thanks to the dog's nuanced sense of smell, Malaysia's ministry of trade and consumer affairs was able to shut down the six different warehouses in possession of the pirated goods. The Motion Picture Association, which has reported that the companies it represents lost a total of $6.1 billion to pirates in 2005, is of course quite pleased with the work of its canine cop.

On top of being a curse to pirates everywhere, ol' Paddy must be a pretty tough film critic, to boot. After all, to him, pretty much every movie stinks. [From: Yahoo/AFP]

Cell Phones

Philly Police Dog Sniffs Out Prison Cell Phones



Dogs may be known as man's best friend, but one dog in particular is making life difficult for would-be cell phone smugglers incarcerated in Philadelphia prisons.

Bomber, a 60-pound Belgian Malinois, is a specially trained pooch tasked with detecting smuggled cell phones in prisons. Since January, Bomber has sniffed out 10 phones while patrolling Philly's six prisons -- to put his success in perspective, that's more than all of Pennsylvania's two-legged guards found last year in the state's entire prison system.

When it comes to detecting contraband, the disparity between canine and man was summed up by Sgt. William Finn, who told Philly.com, "A dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose. Humans have only five million." We don't disagree, but we can't imagine the guards were using their noses to find the phones.

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Cell Phones

Pigeons Sneaking Cell Phones Into Brazilian Jail



Prison has a way of transforming a two-bit criminal into frickin' MacGyver, so we weren't extremely surprised by this example of inmates thinking on the fly (no pun intended, there).

Two weeks ago, guards at the Danilio Pinheiro prison farm in Brazil intercepted a cell-phone-toting pigeon after they spotted the aerial accomplice perched on an electric security wire with a small bag tied to its leg. "The guards nabbed the bird after luring it down with some food and discovered components of a small cell phone inside the bag," said police investigator Celso Soramiglio, speaking to the AP. A day later, another pigeon was intercepted. It was carrying the phone's charger.

Apparently, the pigeons had been bred inside the prison and then smuggled out so that they could be outfitted with the cell phone parts and sent back. This makes complete sense according to Soramiglio, since "Pigeons instinctively fly back home, always."

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Computers

It's Alive: Actual Worm Crashes Man's Computer

Real Earthworm Causes Problems for Man's Computer
We've had no shortage of reports about worms lately, with the Conficker virus making its way into the core of computers around the world, spreading fear and hate, and even grounding a few planes along its way. Today, though, we present a story about a very different type of worm: a real, live, earthworm. Well, it was alive, before being killed by the heat inside a man's laptop.

Experiencing computer problems, 45-year-old Englishman Mark Taylor recently received a message stating that the cooling fan on his machine wasn't working correctly. He took it to a computer technician, who took a look inside and discovered the problem -- a five-inch earthworm that had crawled in through one of the cooling vents and, ultimately, jammed the fan. Taylor suspects that one of his cats brought the worm into the house, and that, looking for a warm hiding place, the worm made its way into the laptop. In the end, all it found was its doom, meaning that this is one worm we don't have to worry about spreading. [From: The Telegraph]

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Otter Spotted in Wild With Gadget in Hand




In what can only be called a spectacular turn of the tables, wildlife photographer Enrique Aguirre was boating around Monterey Bay (home of one of the country's great aquariums, we should add) when he spotted -- and was spotted by -- an otter floating on its back. With a video camera in its paws.

Aguirre was on the boat with a group of professional photographers when they spotted the otter; it wasn't until they got close that they realized what the animal was doing.

"I was like, did I actually see an otter with a video camera or was I hallucinating?" Aguirre told the Santa Cruz Sentinel. Having photographed animals the world over, Aguirre said the Otter With Camcorder was the "craziest" thing he's caught an animal doing. (Note: We still think he's got some serious competition with this video in the otter category.)

"I know I can go down there another million times and I will never see another otter with a video camera," Aguirre said. "I think I have more chance of a penguin coming up to me and actually speaking English."

We say, come on Internet! What you got? [From: Santa Cruz Sentinel Via: Neatorama]

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